Sup user, glad you could make it bro! Ready for our annual Harry Potter marathon?

>right: alt-right/left babby
>left: radical centrist

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Hmm it peaked with Goblet of Fire

bottom-left isn't good looking

i've watched one harry potter film against my wishes and that was because i wanted to fuck the woman that dragged me

(i did)

im glad im objectively ugly so i dont even try to compete with these guys

And the other left and top right are wearing glasses and some other shit that's obscuring their faces

Imagine being friends with guys like these and going out with them and being ignored by women because you're not as handsome haha

I neither like nor dislike this post but I do know that there is no difference between those who like it and those who hate it.

Me on the fence

Why are you so joyless?

Thanks for inviting me bros. Which one of you is going to fuck me in the ass tonight?

If they were real bros they'd be sending some hotties your way, it would be great for you

I wish these guys were my friends, imagine the ass you'd get just by association

harry potter is for fags, you guys aren't fags are you? I brought David Lynch's Kafkaesque-Lovecraftian movie

haha yeah wouldn't that be nice

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Me in the middle piece of paper

The more in shape and good looking a guy is, the more likely he is to think both left and right wingers are dumb as shit.

All you triggered poltards dont (You) me without a pic

That's not how it works.

"No!"

lol

only as a byproduct of caring less about politics
the more good looking you are, the easier your life is, the less you care about politics

Being constantly bothered by women stops being fun really quickly. They morph into this blob of uniform chirping annoyance, once you met enough of them, and meeting actually interesting woman is nearly impossible. Every time someone introduce another overly animated bimbo I try to be polite, but I am screaming inside.

awww poor baby, it must be so hard being sexually attractive to the opposite gender

Nah.
While I like Harry Potter, me and my fellow chads would watch all of the canon Star Wars films before the premiere of the new one.
We watch them chronologically and whoever insults the prequels or TLJ must eat a piece of sushi completely soaked in wasabi.

What's it like to cuddle with a Chad?

It's nice being bros with them.
But personally, if I were to choose what kind of man I want (I'm bisexual), I would date a manlet twink with a childlike appearance.

C'mere and I'll show you.

>radical centrist
aka leftist cumrag

Okay but I'm not eating the soggy biscuit this time.

Imagine being friends with anyone.

stop fucking animals

No, just annoying you twat. At the end of the day it will just help you filter good from bad faster than worse looking guy. If you are not a mouthbreather you will soon find yourself searching for quality company instead of prime pussy and you might end up just as alone as some ugly nerd.

This but unironically

like sweet cheese and paper money

Why would I marathon the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Fucking end your life you disgusting cretin. Normgroids like yourself make me sick, some of us have literally never attracted a single female. God I fucking hate you.

Black "men" can't be chads.

Guy on the bottom left isn’t all that good looking, just has perfect skin and hair which are definitely touched up. Guy with the dirty tiger hat looks like a slightly more evolved pajeet rapist

how does one be both radical and centrist

>Normgroid

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Yeah sure I got some chocolate frogs.

Don't be a square lol

Looks like I'm going to have to be the one to say it; based

>he doesn't get the reference
Absolute pleb

Yes, yes, Sirius Black could be anywhere. Very good, user. Very good meme.

However.

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>God I fucking hate you.
Yes, and that is why you fail, because in your weak, self-pitying mind I am to blame for your failure.
No amount of good genes would attract a female to someone who is so small inside like you.

Suck nigger dick, drink latte and run smokescreen for everything that leftists want