/ALITA/

...into my heart.

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Reminder: /alita/ is for /comfyposting/, not feeding the trolls and shills (You)s.

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AAAAAAAAARRGGGGHHH

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Good night, alitafriends. Keep the comfyposting going as always.

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oh dude yea for sure if this movie was released 20 years ago it wouldve had a tie-in game

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Absolute fucking based post.

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Goodnight! Sleep well!

Nite, lads. Good luck with CM shills.

there already is a gunnm game for the ps1.

Good night, friend. :)

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but i don't want to get back toghether with my ex :(

Its too good for this world

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Alita's love is spreading. Coworker loves it and is gonna buy BD. I'm telling her to see it in 3D before it's gone.

Reminder: 34%

checked

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haha, like, imagine opening this pic and kissing the screen, that would be pathethic, haha

needs a alita edit for all the marvel trannies

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>peaches on the right
you deserve her bro

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I honestly don't even care if this ends up getting sent it was really nice to write this all out.

>Dear James Cameron and the production staff of Alita Battle Angel,

>I am writing to you on behalf of the users of a web forum, all of whom have fallen in love with your project. Many of us were unfamiliar with the nature of the film before watching it. Few of us had heard of Gunnm, with even fewer having read it. Most of us walked in to the theatre expecting to be entertained by a well-made though forgettable sci-fi flick. What we found instead was a truly magical experience. The passion poured in to the creation of this movie astounded us. For a group of people who have long since lost the sense of wonderment and awe that movies should inspire, the spirit of this movie helped many of us rekindle this sense of wonder. While we have more to say about the film than could ever be contained in a short letter, the single most important thing which so enamored us to both Alita herself and the film overall was the sense of genuineness permeating throughout. The film avoids the sardonic, self-aware irony which seems to burden many of the films released in our current day. This same irony which implies that enjoying a film wholeheartedly without detachment is uncultured or too simple.

>You have previously said that you hoped people would fall in love with Alita as you had. I can say with utmost confidence that we have. We have fallen in love with her determination and fire, despite her struggles against the world around her. We have fallen in love with with her own love for those she cares about, and her willingness to stand and fight no matter what the cost. We have fallen in love with the breathtaking way which she was created, bringing a CG character to life in a way which seemed impossible. Alita is the core of the movie, and for us she is a spark which brings our creativity and appreciation for the world around us to life.

(1/2)

If that ending had said it was going to be contnued, I would've gave it a higher rating

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>alita in vr

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yeah haha but think on it tho

>As such, we would like to extend a huge thank you to you and the production staff involved with Alita Battle Angel. You have touched the hearts and souls of many people. In turn, we have tried our best to create our own stories, humor, and rituals to show our love of the movie. Small things, such as taking oranges or chocolate (or even orange chocolate!) along to our subsequent viewings of the film. For some of us, Alita Battle Angel has been the bridge that we need to talk to our friends and family about our passion for sci-fi, or our passion for anime and manga. For others, it has been a sign that there is still spirit and heart left in what all too often seems like the faceless machine of Hollywood. For all of us though, it means something which makes us better. Attached with this letter is a small selection of the creative works which your film has inspired. We hope that you enjoy them as much as we have.

>Best Regards,

Unsigned

(2/2)

yea but like does it have x-treme racing shenanigans?

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healed dubs

Send it.

Not bad at all. First part could be trimmed down and more explanation about the general itself would be good. And of course include examples of posts and fan work.

We maximum /comfyposting/ now bois.

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why would the production company want a thank you know from it's paid marketing?

reminder: still flopped

Tell me where to sign

DON'T FORGET TO ADD

FUCK CRITICS

FUCK DISNEY

FUCK ZALEM

FUCK NOVA

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>oh hey by the way this site known for it's racism, sexism and antisemitism really likes your movie. ;^)
NO STOP THIS
DO NOT TELL THEM ABOUT THE GENERAL

the motorball part looks extremely shitty
youtube.com/watch?v=lJyco1S5AOU
12 minutes in

You are late to the party as usual Jerome.

Yeah it's just draft one. Most stuff goes through at least three or four revisions. I'll cut it around and move some stuff after I re-tackle it. As long as it captures the spirit correctly it's good.

>now this is podracing!
love it

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Being cute/autistic doesn't change the fact the movie flopped. also sequels never.

attach this

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I'm saying if you were to include a section about it, you clarify exactly who is participating in these posts.

Also, you'd have to attach that we made it to 99 generals in honor of her number, that's over 30,000 posts.

This, you'll just get THQ Nordic'ed

How many blu-rays are you buying?

Finally saw this film tonight after being hesitant since I loved the source material. Can't believe I doubted based Cameron. The film was much better than I imagined. Alita's Actress was great and her character was well developed. Hugo was suprisely better than his manga incarnation which I hated. All in all it was great even though I wished they did a little more with panzer kunst and it's ability to use vibrations. Hope for and look forward to a sequel.

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At the theater and they don't have any more posters. They ran out three days ago. I'm distraught.

They said I can check the other one, bit I have a feeling it's the same. ;_;
Hold me bros.

I don't have an image sad enough.

checked and protected and rewatched this weekend

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ATTENTION MCU SHILLS

THE CAPTAIN MARVEL GENERAL IS ABOUT TO 404 BEFORE HITTNG BUMP LIMIT

PLEASE CEASE /ALITA/ TROLLING AND POST HERE

No stupid pics just good ones and send it to Rodriguez too??

It's okay user, you can try another theater. Or you can buy an official one online.

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Literally fuck off with your gay copycat general that will not last more than a few threads

4k bd, 3d bd and regular bd

>I don't have an image sad enough.
how about a webm

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Why are these threads so weird.

Go away Mickey, should you be making elsagate videos for toddlers.

What scene is that pic from?

Whatever the deluxe BD is.

WHO HURT HER?!?!

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We're weird people who do weird things.

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Cus u missed out on a great fucking movie, giganigger

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When Alita tells Ido she wants to be a hunter warrior

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are you the guy from that EVIL DISNEY COMPANY whatever twitter?

fugg i meant to do that tonight, i'll swing by tomorrow and ask but i'll def order online if not. i mean, it's still theaters but they probably already tossed them out for cm and other shit?

i used to do that at blockbuster for the cardboard stand-ups.

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Where was Erica in the flashback?

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I'm gonna check my local Regal kinoplexima tomorrow.

Cleaning her eye patch.

>blank version

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>We could be a team!
Rosas voice a cute

>No panzer kunst
>No Jushogan
>No elbow blades
>No plasma jets
>No funny Desty Nova
>No Gally
How the fuck is this Gunnm again shills?

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Gib dubs

That's the plan!

>Chiren has an organic brain
>but Vector can get mindjacked by Nova
>”I see everything.”
So Zalemite brainchips are still a thing in the movie?

>finally unbanned

You guys memed me into watching this a couple days ago and I had a blast. Probably the most creative, fun blockbuster I'd seen in years. Thanks a lot, Yea Forums!

Every single deluxe edition I can get my hands on. I want them all.

>35 ips

Checked.
You are spot on, m8.

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>Plot twist, that wasn't Chiren in the jars.

Then send to Rosa as well

We're doing pretty well then.

Lmao, imagine if I actually did it after reading your comment, would be pathetic right? haha

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someone said was erica, but is actually her panzer kunst teacher

Two hours ago. I am already old, I can not more than twice a day.
If without pills or forcing a fetish.

>No panzer kunst
Did you watch the damn movie?

It'll depend, I'll get the 4k bluray only if the transfer is real 4k. Otherwise I'm getting the 3D bluray and I'm going to watch it in VR.

tchapin.com/how-to-watch-3d-blu-ray-movies-on-the-htc-vive-or-oculus-rift-without-having-to-re-encode-the-movie/

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>no stupid pics
what other oc is left then?

Been drawing my favorite Alita for the past two hours. Keep up the comfyposting.

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Posting the best scene in the movie

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We need an alternate reality sequel in which Ido and girl body alita clean up iron city at night.

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nice

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>scene with Hugo
>best scene
lolno

Yea, except no one from Salem has a chip and only scrapyarders do.

You are beyond retarded, but I'll allow it on account of the rare image to add to my collection.

Hahaha nice

Is webm user here? Do we have any Webms of Jasugan wreaking house during the first time they show us motorball?

kek

Yes did you? Where was the Hertza Haeon? The Ausser Stosse? The Verschlag?

Nothing in the movie looked like anything but standard martial arts. Panzar kunst was about using the entire weight of a cyborg body on what few weak spots another cyborg body would have.

In the movie she puts a man with a fully replaced metal neck in a chokehold like that would mean something.

looking good so far homie

imdb says it was shot in 3.4K but i don't know if that's per eye or combined cause 3d fucks that shit up whenever resolution is listed

I can make on in a second.

glad to hear someone else who loved the manga loved also the movie

Shut up shill this is Gunnm. Vector was not evil nor did he died. Also who the fuck is Jennifer Connely supposed to be? And where is Zapan?

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Jashugan actually gets wrecked in that sequence and blames it on body calibration.

Then it’s casually established he’s only on top because vector wants him there.

Brilliantly done.

what is webm related then?

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I was about to post your webm to tell that’s my favorite alita, but I still think pic related is the best scene in the movie

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she grabbed the tubes in his neck

Requesting Alita tipping a fedora

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>rare image
that's just the ova

Requesting No background

Connelly was chiren, a character created for the OVA. Zapan was ed skrein, ya know, that guy who looked nothing like manga zapan, but if you looked real close in one or two scenes you could see the blue oyster cult symbol indented in his forehead.

She used her cyborg weight to flying stomp kick nyssianas head in, repeated the same move with grewishka in the sewer, and in two different fights landed kicks on grewishkas weak shoulder joint so stfu nigger.

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I went to my local comic book shop and asked for gunnm, the girl pointed me to gundam

Mfw

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Yeah but when you first see him he's kicking ass.

A lot of wasted movements added to a standard drop kick?

No you are the nigger. No you shut up. Where the fuck is the Hertza Haeon? Where the fuck are the goddamn vibrations?

She was grabbing his metal sternocleidomastoid.

Why would you say gunnm instead of Battle Angel Alita dumbass?

The announcer mentions that they (implied Jashugan and Claymore) have been at it all night, then jashugan knocks the other guy out of the way, then jashhugan gets his ass beat by two at the same time.

kek saved

No, she just kinda plugged a mid air landing against her head with no real inertia behind it.

Sorry, to tell that was my favorite alita. Fuck tablet posting.

I can't do it better yet.

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I like how the Martian flashback where she does that “grab neck and spin around” thing was skipped.

yeah the movie and Nova introduced Panzer Kunst as the thing that made Alita reduce Grewiska to begging for new body parts while Chiren, not knowing anything about it, said she shouldn't have been able to do it just with her body

much else would be for the hopefully maybe sequel

Did you even watch the movie? She sets the freaking out cyborg up with a flying roundhouse, then while nyssiana is still recovering against the wall, sprints, jumps up again, makes a really cute rawr and lands both her heels on nyssianas head. If that’s not panzer kunst then I’m a pink unicorn typing with my horn you faggot.

I had to cut that out of the .webm for compression sake.

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give me a better pic to work, a non-cropped one

Where the fuck is the Hertza Haeon? Where the fuck are the goddamn vibrations?

Oh gosh I wish that were me

Yes, I watched the movie and I described that scene accurately. You are also describing the scene accurately in the sense there’s nothing but contemporary (basic) martial arts on display.

>I'd give him my life if I could !
Fuck ! Best femae character since Thelma and Louise.

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Thanks fampai

signed

So is it good? How is it good?

Pretty sure there’s some pic floating around these threads where it’s explained in the art book I think that her supercharged core lets her push cyborg muscles to their extreme limit. That is a movie invention though isn’t it.

This is a thumbnail pic Pic attached is what you are after.

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Blessed digits

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It was a set of moves obviously designed for what is supposed to be heavy robot bodies crushing other robot bodies on film but you can ignore that all you want.

fuck off tripfag

It's the most fun I've had watching a movie in years.

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It's rare in the sense no one has posted it yet.

Because that's not what it's called retard

Is anyone else shocked at how well the rain kiss in br2049 and alita match up? In general I get the feeling that alita was supposed to he the female version of 2049.

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My issue is the fact it worked without looking like it should. It just did. And then later novas all like "yea it works just because it just does and stuff."

the nervous optimism going into this mess was the idea that alita would have to be 100% CGI for half the shit she casually does with panzer kunst to work on screen at all, and to keep the transitions between "human character" and "obviously CGI character" minimal. No one wanted to think it was just going to be waifubait.

Yep, that's a movie invention. Generally if its stupid, its a movie invention.

Makes you wonder what else matches?

Can you imagine my joy, after not being on Yea Forums for over a year, mind you, when I come on Yea Forums thinking "Gee, I wonder if Yea Forums has an Alita thread. I hope so. I love her and the movie so much and want to talk to others participating in the Alita Challenge" and I discover Alita has her own dedicated generals? I'm so proud of you Yea Forums and I love all of you.

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If you're new, you missed out on a lot of fun. But glad to have you now!

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>How does it feel to know you'll wake up next to Alita looking into your eyes lovingly interlinked?

You lost me now. She’s not a little girl physically at any point in the movie, is heavy, and has much greater strength than your average human. She had a lot of trouble with grewishka cus he’s huge, but her strengths combined with her skill should have absolutely made it look like a normal fight when she crushes smaller cyborgs like nyssiana. You and me kicking nyssiana in the head is not going to kill her.

You're here now, that's all that matters.

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STOP HURTING ME

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It's the type of movie that you don't think twice on spending IMAX prices for multiple times.

I first thought it had to be because of her Saiyan Iron Man reactor heart powering her up, but after Nova's introduction, Ido saying Panzer Kunst is lost even in a culture of melee lawkeepers, and Alita easing Grewishka's grip on her to stab his eye, it just looked to me like yet another thing to be shown more in sequels.

so did we get that bar scene dubbed?

Hehehe

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im gonna go see this movie in a few hours.
will I have fun?

You are in approximately the 140th thread. Every one of them hit bump limit back to back. Tomorrow is the three week anniversary of the first Alita related general starting. The first 100 were /ABAG/ Alita: Battle Angel General. On thread 101 the thread changed to /ALITA/ which was last Monday morning. Its been about 40 threads since.

I'm holding off on it for a little later, but I've kept all the recordings.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1552015055942.webm
Here's the preview for it.

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Ya lost me when you started trying to claim alita's initial body was heavy. Ido carries her core out of the scrapyard like it weighs twenty pounds at most. Then he carries the doll body up a flight of stairs like it weighs twenty pounds at most. So don't even try with that moronic "heart weighs 300lbs" bullshit.

In the manga, she uses her limited mass to it's full potential by shooting herself 20 feet into the air and coming down hard on specific points with pinpoint precision. In the movie she just does basic stuff and it's devastating because she's the main character.

You probably will. It's pretty fun.

Motherfucker we had a ride to General #99. Who knows what number we're up to now, that was on Monday. We've been rewatching the movie, some over 10 times, most at least twice. The Artbook is sold out for 2 months, one even got the special edition signed by Robert.

yes, it's excellent.

Depends on how much you like cyborgs.

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why did it change name?

>Alita easing Grewishka's grip on her to stab his ey
Well yeah that shouldn’t have worked, same as when she takes zapans sword in my opinion. Gigaheart powered cyborg muscles is going to have to justify those in universe.

Don't know, but ALITA sounds better than ABAG anyways.

Take chocolate, wait for special scene to open it.

Your peice of shit CM general didn't even hit bump limit before getting 404ed. LMAO

Lindt Intense Orange works well. Or orange candy and chocolate.

>Gigaheart powered cyborg muscles is going to have to justify those in universe.
it works because she's the main character. that's literally the one and only reason.

I also liked how zapan freaked out about having his face sliced off with a monomolecular edge. Should make it effortless to reattach. In the manga he got set on fucking fire.

I started posting after watching it twice in a row that opening Wednesday night. Why let me tell you young whippersnappers, we were limited to high res promo pics lifted from online reviews of the movie. Feels like a different time.

Because it was cumbersome and ugly. The OP needed cleaning up too. There was some stuff about hitting 100 and calling it off. We hit a hundred, switched gears and kept on trucking instead.

REQUESTING:

Talented drawfag or shopfag do something off the pun Alita: Battle Angle. Like, make Alita a cute acute angle fighting baddie trigonometric cyborgs.

Hugo says he’s heavy when he lifts her up. Only in movie reference to that I can remember other than her sinking like a rock.

>Hugo says he’s heavy when he lifts her up.
but he still lifts her up. and any amount of non-boyant metal would sink like that. Hell, I sink like that when my body fat is under 10%.

cool looking forward to the full thing.

>but he still lifts her up
No, he was helping her stand up. A little bit of difference, there.

it’s his most important provider of a sense of self, or at least I feel that’s what was implied when alita makes fun of him in front of everyone else for spending all his money on his face. Doesn’t he go insane from losing his face in the mango? Haven’t read in long time.

I see you've never helped a heavy person stand up. or had any significant physical contact with anyone.

He goes insane because his face got set on fire. Not sliced cleanly off with the sharpest blade possible.

>a lost me when you started trying to claim alita's initial body was heavy. Ido carries her core out of the scrapyard like it weighs twenty pounds at most. Then he carries the doll body up a flight of stairs like it weighs twenty pounds at most

she hadn't been attached to a full running body filled with replacement blood yet, Hugo said she was heavy thinking about the small thin girl she looked like

she was still a "flea" compared to Grewishka, which is why Nova took interest because of recognizing Panzer Kunzt

>filled with replacement blood
why in fuck would you fill an entirely robotic leg with synthetic blood

what bullshit are you even trying to manufacture here?

That’s not me but ok

She was standing up by herself regardless if he was there or not. She's not a dick so it's not like she'd reject his chivalric motions.

>WHERE YOU GOIN, HUH?

>leg

calm down will ya

but why are you thinking only about her leg now?

helping someone up requires accepting a portion of their bodyweight.

so she just randomly flits between light as a feather and heavy as a rock? For literal reasons? As hugo tackles her seconds before.

You're implying her brain wasn't receiving blood. from her attached and functioning heart, and implying it would go elsewhere into the rest of her body or some shit.

You're literally blabbering incoherently.

Love BOTH these movies, and I like the idea that they're sibling movies; BR2049 is the brother and A:BA is the sister.

Saw it for the 9th time earlier. Still has the same effect as the first time.

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WHICH ONE OF YOU SHITLORDS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS OBSCENITY? FESS UP AND APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

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Her angel face and purple devil titties in this scene give me the vapors

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Not me.

It's always disappointing when that time of the night comes and you have to miss out on the threads. Good night alitans, see you tomorrow

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Fugg :DDD

Good night user.

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me on the right

Man, I wish they'd do midnight showings of Alita forever so fans can bring oranges and chocolate and shout out at the screen during different parts of the movie. If only....if only....

Oh, we'll be seeing re-releases of this movie in years time.

I try to sit as far away from other people as possible so I can quietly recite dialogue

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I was first wondering why bring Ido up when he was just carrying a cyborg body without yet having any attached torso, attached heart, attached full human brain or attached full plasma blood system when discussing her body weight

now that was some babbling in the first place but I forgive you, still keeps threads bumping with references

Very nice.

is this nudity?

Alitans, why is Best Girl performing so poorly in the country of her origin? Only $6.5million fron Nippon? Australia and Mexico both pulled in better than that, never mind China's huge $100million+ haul. What went wrong?

Interlinked

Yes so avert your eyes and yell at user for not spoilering it.

the artbooks says her heart alone weighs in at 300 pounds or 150kgs roughtly, meaning not only is it an antimatter reactor but constructed out of ultra dense materials (6x min the density of gold) wayyy beyond the current end of the periodic table. URM tech was some serious shit

Yeah she got an ass didn’t she. Was a webm ofvthis ever made?

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The Japs know better.

Looks a lot like the Crysis Nanosuit

This is the kind of autism I can get behind

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Anyone have a high quality webm of her making this face?

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>without yet having any attached torso, attached heart
Her heart is attached to her in the scrapyard. Its her 300+ year old heart that was keeping her alive.

But good job giving away the fact you haven't actually watched the movie you're shilling

Fuck man, did you even watch the movie?

>tfw you've seen the movie so many times you actually have everything memorized

>no scenes of Alita and Chiren comparing boob sizes
>no scenes of Alita running to high school late with a piece of toast in her mouth
>no scenes of Alita falling over and having her skirt fly up, showing her pantsu
INSTAFLOP

Oh I do. Seeing it 9 times does that.

late reply since I was seeing our girl again
now this I can get behind...

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Obviously.

looks good to me, writefag.

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Well it was several things.
>Other huge domestic release at the same time
>Not called Gunnm or Gally
>Live action anime adapation = instant turn off for some
>Already a niche manga in Japan
And several other things. Honestly, the fact it did 3 million opening weekend was already called a shock. It'll end with around 10 to 15 million there.

>Why let me tell you young whippersnappers,
>"ptsch"
>we were limited to high res promo pics lifted from online reviews of the movie.
>"sip"
>Feels like a different time.

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>Already a niche manga in Japan
literally all manga/anime is built around niche marketing models.

when has this den of evil ever been so smitten by a character that all we want is the best for her? I'm proud of you guys.

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I think the fact that it originated from a Japanese manga but it was shot in America would bother some Japanese, it's like if Hollywood remade Crocodile Dundee and shot it in America it probably wouldn't make much money in Australia

if Bane is our mischief
Sneed our stupidity
Alita is our heart

YO.

FUCK THIS NIGGA.

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>the dragon who must be slain

I love raspy/voice cracking in girls. And woo boy does Rosa crank it up in basically her first few lines.

if we get a sequel I'm sure you'll get all that shit.

Watching the movie again. brb

the literal head of the dragon.

That was great, user. I loved it.

what's wrong with Gundam stuff? 08th MS Team shit is rad. Who can say no to Vietnam War with mechs?

More like see you in two hours.

So what do you guys think we're gonna get in the sequel, considering Nova's been changed a bit so we don't know how closely it'll follow the manga? I'm hoping nothing with Jashugan because Jai Courtney is a terrible actor.

It'll be over too soon...

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It's coming along well bros

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Looking great so far user!

Looks great, user. You're good.

Pffff, identical responses.

Keep it up!

stop this weeaboo degeneracy now

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Damn that looks great user! I love it

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What the heck, he posted almost the same time as me too. hivemind

Ry is a horrible person. Fuck that bald fuck.

I can live with that

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YO
I like Norton and am curious to see how is as Nova. and that's what I think about THAT

Cringe .webm, but I'm a sucker for pottery, so why not.

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I think people need to fully separate manga canon from what the movie established. My guess is that Zapan is going to be a "grewishka" villain and Alita is going to get up to Zalem to maybe confront Nova. It really depends on if this is only 2 movies or a full trilogy.

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I want to see Alita and Zapan team up. Go all out with it.

Shit, I wrote Zapan, I meant Nova. I'm tired.

it's not cringe. It's a good quick character analysis.

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lol I mean I guess both could work. If Nova gets Zapan to work for him and Alita heals him, that would be a fun team-up.

>its a general
>the residents literally start trying to ship characters

yep, we're going full reylo aren't we.

>I'll turn you into a living pendant to adorn my chest, and then I can hear your voice every moment of the day pleading for mercy

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Where are we shipping characters?

>Hi.
>OK
>I’m a little hungry
>I don’t mean to be rude, but am I supposed to know you?
>I don’t even remember my own name.
Yeah her voice was supposed to be hoarse cus she just woke up but damn I wanted to run up to he screen and lick it.

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>>the residents literally start trying to ship characters
what

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I hope they don’t try to do the same with Alita

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You fucking moron, in the manga Nova and Alita become like allies.

>Come here little flea

>screen and lick it.
uh all right I just think it's cute but whatever puts wind in your sails

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The fuck

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Opening sequence in film 2 has to be a brutal motorball match in which alita and jashugan knock out each other’s teammates but don’t manage to face each other to build up tension for the later real match betWeen them

Is this the second time they've deleted a huge bulk of reviews? I know they've deleted my logs twice.

I really liked how that line came from literally nowhere.

>I know they've deleted my logs twice.
this is the only movie I've ever even slightly followed review aggregators but is this a common thing? It's amazing how targeted our girl is.

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*hand rubbing intensifies*

At first I was weirded out by his speeches, but then realized it’s the perfect eloquence to give a street thug worm because of how it contrasts with how you’d imagine him speaking.

How would you anons feel if we never did get a movie sequel, but instead something like Alien: Isolation. Not exactly like it, but on that level of immersion. More like MGS4 where 45% of the game is cut scenes and story. Of course I want 15 more hours of movie but I’d still love such a game.

I'd take it. An Alien Isolation level quality of a game instead? Yeah, why not.

>is this a common thing?
no. it's the first time its happened on this scale. its basically RT in full panic mode at the idea of losing their biggest sponsor.

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Yeah, also if it can be modded. For personal stuff.

well, bots are always constantly spamming scores up and down.

it's like, conspiracy level bs. Alita could've made a safe amount of money without threatening any Disney IPs but because it came out when it did, it's just getting everything thrown at it. I know we've joked about it before but literally, Alita's story is just a metaphor for going up againt Disney.

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True. I’d like to be using her lvl 1 motorball armor (minus the helmet) throughout the whole game.

I advise you to read the manga and start complaining that there was not a WERWOLF!

Can’t post this cus too large but I imagine there’s a webm already?

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A+ edit user

not mine, it was a few threads ago when the podracing edits were in full swing.

>watch movie
>generic bad kind of schlock writing
>neato effects
>see reviews
>literally every single one is gushing and sounds exactly the same
Why are there no negative reviews? Why do all of them say the exact same thing?

I could make more. Hell, now I want to make an Alita arcade machine cabinet.

The writing isn't bad, don't know what you're on about.

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Thanks to you and everyone who wants to see this sent. I'm gonna take the evening and reshuffle some things which Peaches mentioned could be trimmed, and then see if I can get a finalised version. I'd probably want to print HQ fanart (and maybe funny but not too spergy edits like the Alita chef one and the podracing one) and attach them with the letter.

Also I'd probably sign it as /ALITA/

combination low unique viewership (high repeat viewings) and that special brand of mediocrity that just vanishes from most people’s minds.

But those repeat viewers fell in love with a waifu the same way the BR49 people did.

3.5 is 7/10. So your vote doesn't count unless you give it a Fresh Passing grade. What the fuck.

It’s not getting anything thrown at it. Fox didn’t schmooze the reviewers or buy all their adspace, so it got accurate reviews.

FRESH
FRESH

Hnnnnng.. wish I could hire you peaches. I have a golden tee cabinet in the garage waiting to be gutted/ refurbished.

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Mention some of the stories of anons being healed by the movie, attach posts from the general 99 and all the reactions, etc.

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Is this?

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You’re literally confirming you can’t read at all.

signing it as that is simple enough. If only they could see the magic of the 99th thread with peaches' webm

gtfo of here bich

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I hope you leave in the bit about most movies being too sardonic/hyper-selfaware "ironic" humor. Same with annoying "awkward" humor.
This

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That's what it's called in English, retard.