ITT: Things that make you (irrationally) annoyed/angry

ITT: Things that make you (irrationally) annoyed/angry

>Movie set pre-civil rights movement
>Movie has nothing to do with race
>Protagonist finds himself in situation involving racism
>Goes out of his way to protect and stand up for the black person
>Movie uses this lazily to show how good of a guy our protagonist is

Alternatively

>Antagonist goes out of his way to be racist
>Movie uses this lazily to show how bad of a guy our antagonist is

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mutt :(

>user makes a thread using a hot girl as the OP pic
>gets tons of replies from horny teenagers, jealous femoids, and reddit faggots
>thread immediately diverts from the original topic to a flame war between retards calling themselves virgins and/or faggots
>thread gets deleted by janny

Alternatively

>user makes a bait response in the same thread
>gets tons of replies from mouth breathing mongolids

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god I havent had a hot dog in years

Im afraid they will taste much worse than I remember

Grilled hot dogs > literal dog shit > boiled hot dogs

Guys, why are women so hot?

Why do you niggers not have microwaves?
Literally 2 fucking minutes.

>story is told in a series of flashbacks with the MC narrating
>characters speak in a foreign language for 5 seconds before going "okay let's talk English now"

last time I did that it was accidentally a turkey hot dog and it didnt taste like anything

BREHS

I was annoyed with the back and forth with languages in The Pianist

>turkey
There's your mistake.

>movie uses rape/racism etc. to lazily show how EEEVIL the antagonist is
It's just that, lazy.

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Just imagine getting smushed between those, every single night

brilliant

>it's an adaptation with a morally grey area character
>producers dislike an aspect of the character so much they have to delete anything good about them & make it painfully obvious they're bad
Fucking rage.

That is way, way too much ass. Yuck.

>thighs are now asses

Made some corndogs at home just a few days ago. Good shit, and cheap as fuck too. They go well with greenbeans if you want to delude yourself into thinking you can make a balanced meal with corndogs.

>nigger in the movie

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Thighs that big, you don't think she has a oversized ass? Fucking disgusting desu

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Imagine the fumes!

Have you ever seen a chick with thighs like that & a Hank Hill ass?

>microwaving a hotdog
Bruh thats how you kill all the flavor.

I bet you're black. No white person would choose a microwaved hot dog over a grilled one.

yes I have, but the previous user is referring to the fact that she has way too much ass so what you're saying makes no sense.

biologically how do thighs like this happen?

too much estrogen

thicc women are a miracle of the universe

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using the elevator to get to a 2nd floor

That girl is just fat, you can see it in her arms. It's okay if you're into that tho

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is it possible to have a historical movie with a diverse cast but never refer to the era's racist nature?
or would people blow up in reaction?

it's all good in my book

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So you're basically angry whenever racists are shown as the bad people they are?

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Yeah, see Gladiator

just imaginging what it would be like if that chair was my face haha

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>Editor goes crazy and adds 30 cuts in the span of one minute

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there is no way she can clean that properly on her own

reminder that none of these women can wipe properly

no one was racist in that era, tho

racism is a modern construction

it'd be funny to have a movie about the KKK in the early 50s, and one of the character gets a diversity swap, and no one says anything or even notices until about "half way" into the movie, when a member from another chapter comes over, sees the diversity swap, points it out, and everyone is like "oh right," then they lynch him, and the movie ends and is just another hour of black screen before the credits roll.

There was tribalism though

Reminder I have a tongue

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No, I'm upset when it is shoehorned into a film in order to lazily get a reaction or to showcase him good, him bad.

Imagine There Will Be Blood if 15 minutes into the movie Daniel Plainview said something like "Send the nigger down the well to fix the problem, he's already as dark as oil, it can't stain his black skin any worse bwahahahaha". It's cheap and lazy.

i’m jealous they get to sit in that room. i want to be isolated im that building after hours. quietly sitting, working, alone.

SUP?
youtube.com/watch?v=X4co2lk6GlY

>boa constrictors or monkeys with prehensile tails outside of the Americas
>venemous snake represented by a non venomous sname

based phoneposter

fucc kill me wit dos thighs bich

fucc lemme sniff your puss

fucc shit in my mouth bich

fart in my mouth you dum slut fucc

u r my queen bb lemme lick yo ass

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dam shit on my face and step on my nuts wit dem heels fucc bich oh mama

>venemous snake represented by a non venomous sname
Is it even that hard to drain venom from a snake before filming? I thought I heard they did that for the snake in Enter the Dragon.

based lunatic

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yeah they're fucking disgusting don't revisit

>user posts a food pic late at night
>now I'm hungry for a hot dog
>post another hot chick as bait in retaliation

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but what if u stuck an hotdog up a thick bich butthole and she poop it in you mouth fucc man can u imagine

>villain is so obviously in the right that they have to shoehorn in a scene about how he wants to fuck kids so that the audience doesn't root for him
i can't remember what this is from and it's killing me

Those shoulders, hnnnnng

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Split and grill, serve with chopped white onions, dill pickle relish, and spicy brown mustard. They're pretty good, not Earth shattering but good all the same.

that's a man my man

The rest ain't half bad, either.

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fucc i want dis thicc bich to finger her butthole and collect the butt crums wit her finger like pic rel and then sprinkle them in my mouth

fucc can u imagine

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>being this conditioned to see women as men
That's Mayu Koseta from Terrace House. 100% beautiful Japanese woman.

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processed meat gives me horribly painful gas anyway

simmer a bit in some water so they plump up, then grill

You should make some better movies when you grow up, and stick it to them. have sex first

Feel free to post more

I literally had sex like 7 hours ago, what does that have to do with anything?

She looks like shit, friendo. Can't believe you can't get laid with standards so low

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Now go make some epic films and stick it to the man. You're ready! Fucking literal sack of shit

>Movie deals with potential end of the world
>Feels the need to include children dying of cancer in a hospital.

Fuck if the audience isn't invested in the main cast being in danger then some random kid isn't going to it

have sex

>I literally had sex like 7 hours ago
what did it feel like?

>ywn awkwardly smile at her as her gaze meets yours as she shoots you one back and you wonder, deep down, "imagine the smell"

Literally 006.

In Goldeneye Alec was right about the british government then they had to switch his primary motivation to >muh money

My future wife.
I'm glad you feel this way. I wish everyone else did so I could have her all to myself.

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Get a brat or a sausage.

Hot dogs are shit tier with bologna

Felt like I was hungover and had to piss. Not too enjoyable

V for Vegeta?

based thread

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I only eat corndogs and footlong hotdogs from the county fair.

fuck yall hebrew national makes good dogs

To encourage you to reproduce w/ them

japanesebeauties.net/model/mayu-koseta/1/
You can advance the pages by clicking the numbers next to "Gal 1" above the pics.
You're welcome.

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Appreciate it, thanks!

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God I wish I could get a gf but I have to be alone for the next 2-3 years until I can lift and get swole or else w*men wont find me desirable

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i wanna see those two do it. daya is almost as tall as the midge sitting down

does she have a dick?

Nobody likes blatant racists dude. Audie Murphy preferred hanging out with the black staff after he got his hero’s welcome home.

Going out of your way to antagonize people has never been smiled upon in history.

>she

imagine being so gay that you fantasize about real women having penises

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Why can't zoomers just be satisfied with their women pegging them with a strap-on, like God intended?

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you have to remember where you are

A place where people act ironically gay for le ebin meems.

>microwaving a hotdog

take better care of yourself user

...

agreed, but franks aren't dogs dawg

>act ironically
exactly

how is that gay I said SHE

ah-bloo-bloo

in what universe

>carcinogenic burnt charred weiner from grill
>boiled hot dog has more meat, more mass and volume because of the water it absorbs, and you get a nice broth that you can use as a side or save for later, more bang for your buck either way
Boiling is Patrician

>hot dog water
>nice broth
Choose one (1), you low-IQ food stamp recipient.

what happened to the thiccness? no more pics?

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You can’t post this shit and not give us the sauce man. Hand it over

the last one is Anja Dee

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dios mio.

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*poot*

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I miss brapposting and mommyposting so much

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be the change you want to see

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>flick is Japanese isekai
>beastmen are proud and honorable, and were enslaved by evil bigoted humans and the Mc stands up for them and also the isekai looks like preindustrial Europe
I just wish they’d subvert this trope once by using goblins instead. Maybe after the goblins get freed, human nations would start waging war against the beast men and poorer human nations for continuing to kill goblins or something

have sex

brapfaggots ruined ass threads on Yea Forums forever

Literally perfect

I'm actually not into braps myself, but I like big butts and shitposting can be easily ignored when looking at hot chicks

Isn't the point of isekai kind of people imaging what they would do if they lived in The Dimension of People who Keep Catgirls as Pets.

mommy

You try fapping when BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP and sniff shit keeps getting past your filters

Name 11 movies where this has happened you retarded incel

>2 minutes
breh it takes 40 seconds to microwave a hotdog

Woke and yasspilled

>filters
Never used them, just ignore them

not only is he fucking up making a hotdog, he's fucking up fucking up making a hotdog

Is it true that Americans cook hotdogs by boiling water in the microwave?

hnng

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Things that bother me.
#1 I hate that i feel like shows telegraph what is going to happen through dialogue and i am often right. "GOOD THING THE MONSTER or bad guy IS DEAD" three times. Then "surprise" its back.

#2 I started to get fed up with forced diversity in U.S and Euro film when it just didnt make sense. A lot of good women or minorities were in film, sometimes the main character, but at some point in the last 20 years, dialong changed in new film where a lot of women or non white characters are basically written with lines that come down to "LOOK AT ME, IM HERE". Add in a large amount of overtly gay characters that their main attribute is being gay.

I gathered that the culture was shifting, and my friends called me nuts. So I started watching Asian shows. Because they are not obsessed with race and sex issues. But I quickly gathered that they are obsessed with Hospital plot lines. Or caring for a sick person, and bad guy will exploit this medical situation.

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