Uhhhhh

Uhhhhh

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I don't get it

sneed

He’s a cuck in the literal sense.

He hasn't been the same since NBC screwed him

Not sure if cucked or redpilled.

>tfw Idris Elba is considered one of the most attractive men on this planet
>still gets cucked by his woman
If it even happens to him what hope is there? What can men do against such reckless hate?

It's a cuck/Blacked joke.
It's supposed to be funny.
Ha... ha...

Idris Elba

sneed

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He's on tv, why would she say anything about a movie. She wants idris to host conan's show so they can go on vacation.

I laughed

There is nothing wrong with Idris Elba.

>this dude is one of the msot attractive on the planet
idk man I just don't see it

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Cast him

She wants to self-portray in that movie and have a sex scene.

His wife wants to suck off idris elba's big black man meat and like a typical cuck faggot, Conan is turned on by the thought of his wife's mouth around a niggers cock, which is why he tweeted this out. A cuck fag needs to let everyone know a black man is defiling his wife because it enhances the fetish for these freaks.

FUCKING NIGGERS

idris elba

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.

sounds pretty based and redpilled to me

this but post-ironically

What a shock.
youtube.com/watch?v=Dfs4PDEfc6I

I don't either but he's still considered it so I say it stands.

This ginger isn't gay?

>ben stiller liked this

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He's rumored to have a massive cock.

IDRIS

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS THREAD EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH THE SIMPSONS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS

>Ben stiller liked

>Hootsuite

I work in marketing and the social media mangers would use Hootsuite to manage multiple social media accounts. This means that Conan isn't even writing this tweet but some marketing company is. Why he would approve of this is beyond me though.

I’d lick his pecs no homo

what happened to hollywood

I don’t get it

formerly Chuck's

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Wayne Brady

Unironically Mr. Terrific.

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Jesus christ

It must be weird for Idris Elba to have all these famous whites imply he'd be welcome to fuck their wives and that the wives actually suggested it. Do you think he's ever said "so I hear you want me to fuck you?" to any of these wives and gotten down?

>Ben Stiller liked

I don’t get it

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No. He's pure and not for degeneracy.

God forgive, but I must go all out on these cucks. Just this once.

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I think it was aways full of cuckholds

imagine having this thing as your husband.

It probably makes him uncomfortable being viewed as nothing more than a sex object. s mh

disgusting cuck

honestly feel like puking just thinking about it

what people doesn't do for a bunch of likes?

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FEED ME
SEED ME
EVERYBODY SNEED ME
DUCK ME
CHUCK ME
DON'T YOU FUCK AND SUCK ME
ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT
THEY DON'T REALLY GET THE JOKE

ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT
THEY DON'T REALLY GET THE JOKE

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it's the nose and skin color that makes him look ugly. he has a good facial structure for a black guy

Why the fuck was he in 'berta?

it's actually not, idris is just attractive, but Yea Forums is too race obsessed/cant see past race to notice this

>hahaha it was just a joke guys come on

Probably a nice deal, her husband is a whipped cuck and she gets to fuck other men. 100% open marriage

Conan was a writer on The Simpsons. This sneedpost is fair.

His wife posts on here
Based

Why are jews such cucks

Conan's an Irish Catholic

>ben stiller liked

imagine having sex

Conan just now plays the "idris can replace any actor" joke. Time to put him out to pasture before he starts with the "U Mad, bro?'"

Idris isn't a meme anywhere except Yea Forums faggot

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Conan is a jackass. Look at how he talks about illegal immigration:
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Conan is a white minstrel show

Have some self respect, fuck.

It is on Facebook

>He has a good face
>Except for most of his face

idris elba's fuck and suck (currently sneed's)

Conan wrote for The Simpsons

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I read this as Conan and Idris fucking. Idris is playing (with) him.

You cucks jumped straight to the blacked shit. Think about that.

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wh*Toids deserve death

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I'm surprised this tweet didn't come from Joe Rogan. That dude is OBESSED with BBC.

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holy fucking shit hahahaha

this is your brain on leftism

frito no

in his butt though not his wifes which is a lot better

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This

beta leftist incel cope

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>radical centrist
Explains a lot.

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He must post on leddit

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Can someone translate this jigaboo speak?

fake

wh*te "people" are soo fucking pathetic

>If "your" wife were to have a little half-negro baby, would that suffice? *laughing out loud*

No user they call it "BBC"

What did he mean by this?? I don't speak nigger.

What the fuck is wrong with white folks?

>t. Kristen Bell

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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I don't know but we're insane, I'm gonna learn Chinese and move to Hong Kong. At least Chinks don't cuck themselves

took any monkey from the zoo

Oh wow.

jesus christ conan
just sad

im curious as to how many people here once fell for the leftist meme and ended up fucking up their lives up

remember lads honor and self respect are the key to self improvement and building a better life

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The utter state of (lack of) dignity of white """"""men"""""". It's no wonder your pasty asses are going extinct.

>replying to @donaldglover

South Park joke went over his head

Only normal post in this entire thread.

the world ended in 1945, didn't it

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what race are you?

Nope, didn't end until 2007.

Inuit

Would this kind of post get this many replies before the 2016 election tourists came in?

Yes because it's still embarrassing

For sure

Corrected: It ended in 2012.

As a homosexual male, I don't understand the hype about idris elba. he just looks like a typical ugly black dude

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The Jamal culture is real

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>tfw you actually liked late night comedians somewhat in the past but now they're nothing but CNN in disguise and thinly veiled SJW propaganda

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Elba has been a meme for a while

I think the Black guy with an English accent thing does it for some people. Plus he's a famous rich guy.

Whitoids are mentally ill "people" obssessed with black penis

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Admit it, you're only gay for the benefits.

people are only replying to this because le cuck xD though

Guarantee that there are more cucks here now after the election meme and flaggate. Sometimes you spot them out in the wild off-topic threads brandishing their bulls to see who's are the strongest.

I like how Ben Stiller likedoh shit george says the show that kicked off the only show that he kicked off

ITT: Weaponized autism

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That's because you're a homosexual with shit taste.

Conan in race to be most soi beta male in country

I need to see...

Is Porn at fault for this sudden increase in the number of cucks of the world?

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>the world ended in 1945, didn't it

2012
it was the year social media exploded and everyone and their mom used facebook/internet

it is currently accelerating the end of humanity

>blacked, cuck and Idris Elba joke all in one
Based

I agree with this. Porn is a cuck instructions video.

HOLLLYYY FUUUCCCKK

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It’s a well known fact that /pol/acks are the biggest BLACKED spammers/viewers on Yea Forums

I agree with this to an extent
I think pornography is fine, but the fact that you have kids being able to view it so early and also be exposed to very hardcore kinks is not good

also people who have addictive personalities should not view porn

Wouldn't that be true for all forms of media that show anyone doing anything?
Are you arguing that you literally cannot learn from watching things?

she cute

Stop lying discord tranny, WE /pol/acks are warriors in the fight against degeneracy. Just because your kind decides to spam your garbage on our board every now and then doesn't mean shit.

> think pornography is fine
I think it fucks with your brain's dopamine, very harmful
What do you mean? Yes you learn by watching things, if you watch porn you learn to be a cuck

Conan /ourguy/ confirmed

wasted holy trips

Yes it's pretty much proven at this point. Porn also lowers activation of the prefrontal cortex and down regulates dopamine receptors.

Lucky wife

Why proclaim how little your girl thinks of you? Do these basedgolems enjoy being belittled?

>What do you mean? Yes you learn by watching things, if you watch porn you learn to be a cuck
So if I watch two teams playing a sport for the purposes of learning to play better, I'm actually learning to sideline myself because the other two teams are playing so I don't need to?
Why would you assume that when people watch porn they aren't learning to fuck better (as well as seeing dem tiddies)?
>I think it fucks with your brain's dopamine, very harmful
There are things other than porn that give you dopamine - I don't see how this is any different from any other activity like that. Are you advocating against dopamine? If so, the future you fight for looks pretty shit.

>if you watch porn you learn to be a cuck
What if you watch it with your partner? You unnderstand that it arouses people, right?
Your argument is so flimsy.

you are contitioned to be aroused when seeing other people fuck. whats hard to understand

>There are things other than porn that give you dopamine
Sex is the number one natural stimulant for dopamine (reminder that your brain doesn't differentiate between porn and real sex), by watching porn you fuck with your dopamine receptors and other activities become borign in comparisson.

Obviously it's not like
YOU WATCH PORN = YOU BECOME KEK

But there's definitely something to it, and stop it with the false equivalencies. Watching prn is one thing, watching sports is another.

So becoming aroused when other people fuck means you're okay seeing your partner get fucked by someone else?
talks about false equivalence, but you guys seem to ignore the same when forming your own opinion.

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>So becoming aroused when other people fuck means you're okay seeing your partner get fucked by someone else?
Yes that's exactly what I said. Just go watch some porn faggot .

its funny and the Yea Forumsirgins are niggered by it

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He posts here

>Yes that's exactly what I said. Just go watch some porn faggot .
I've been watching porn for close to 20 years now and I still find the idea of cuckoldry abhorrent. I defy your 'logic'. Take your puritanical nonsense elsewhere faggot.

Every Idris Elba blockbuster has flopped. How pathetic are blackboys that they rely on Elba, Will Smith, the ugly faggot from Get Out, and the 2 retards from Black Panther? Literally all their idols you can count on one hand. And their women are all 5head beats with bleached straightened hair.

>Yes that's exactly what I said.
Then you'd be wrong, hombre.

KEK A DOODLE DOOOOOOO

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How cuck can a man be? Also, Glover is a moron.

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Based and Redpilled

i'm sure you have superior taste by thinking fags like timothy chalamamamet are "peak attractiveness"

blacked jokes in 2019.
wew lad

>unironically believing in le magic sky daddy

Pssht, nothing personal, kid. Heh....

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It's like something this guy would post.

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>that's a man
No way is that a ma-
Holy shit. Would fuck. 100% homo.

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They need to start using this guy and less Cyborg

You want him as JSA or DC's version of the Fantastic Four?
He also isn't the first Mister Terrific but gets inspired to be the next one.

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who's the girl?

All nigs looks the same to me.

What are the the odds Conan even runs his twitter and not some sad ass "woke" intern?

I don't want to believe

>letting some intern tweet about your personal life
That's pretty cucked too

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>Those digits
Impressive

It's literally not about attraction tho. Notice how mafia/cartel wifes almost never cuck their men, and if they do they kill them.

It's literally all about power

how dumb can you be? If you can't understand that, you're not as smart as you think

she's going to divorce him next year

Phantom Girl way before Phantom Girl.
Her race has intangibility abilities with her also having spontaneous explosion through touch.

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Even Jon Steward btfo'd CNN back when he was running The Daily Show. They were not afraid to pick on either side if there was something stupid going on. Nowadays, you have to pick a side, and dig your trenches deep.

No joke-he wants to be on network tv again. He knows what he has to do.

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Yo, Conan. Where's Max at?

It's always the same.

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I'll translate.
>look how not racist we are. We agree that this black man is handsome
These people aren't really hard to figure out.
Source: I'm black

Why? And in a public forum...

Jesus he just keeps going with this doesn’t he?

I watching softcore with one female and the UK has still banned me from porn

Why do you care

Based UK, porn melts your brain
I don't really, go watch it if you want

>that trigger warning about misogynist statements

>conan: "haha yeah wouldn't it be hilarious if you FUCKED a black guy hahaha"
>conan's wife: "i don't get the joke"
>conan: "i mean like WHAT IF you FUCKED a BIG BLACK COCK and i had to WATCH could you like IMAGINE my embarrassment at being KEKOLDED"
>conan's wife: "i mean i guess that'd be embarrassing but i don't see how it'd be funny"
>conan: "i'm just saying if you and a BIG BLACK MAN like i dunno IDRIS ELBA were to ever HAVE SEX it'd be like a really funny goof or joke to play on me hahahaha you should totally do it it'd be so funny"
>conan's wife: "wait you want me to fuck an african-american man?"
>conan: "yeah well i'm just saying it'd be funny hahaha what can i say i'm just a funny cuck"

I don't think this is a real conversation.

Now post him without his shirt on and then you'll know.

>So if I watch two teams playing a sport for the purposes of learning to play better, I'm actually learning to sideline myself because the other two teams are playing so I don't need to?
Yes. obviously. If you really want to learn to play a sport, you have to actually go out and play.

and with his pants (and undies) off. mmmmm.....

The moment you say anything negative about this kind of comment you'll be called an insecure loser. There's literally no winning with people.

This. First thing I thought of when I saw that. Somebody dun goof’d

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>celibacy
>but adopt the children of others
so they were really just pedos?

cuckety cuck

No, they just didn't expose the children to the elements like the Gr*eks and instead raised them on principles of virtue and continence

Yo, Conan if your wife need a nigga to show her a good time, holla at ya boy and me and my homeys can run a train on dat ass.

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i dont get it either. what does "play me" mean in this context?

>muh principles of virtue and continence
So they were really just narcissistic losers then? Imagine being adopted by one of these idiots. Poor kids.

no, the whole situation was fucked up by then. the worl ended when we (based central powers) lost ww1

>light on comedy and acting
Nailed that one

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nothing. it's always been like this

I lold

lmao fucking this. and also tom holland

He's a negro that acts white, so it's easier for liberals to project onto.

friendly reminder than idris elba is a literal cuckold

cuck

That's awesome. Too true, actually. But we cant hate... its Idris.

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play with his booty holé

THIS IS LIBERAL SJW ANTI WHITE PROPAGANDA WE MUST FIGHT IT. Is there a video we can downvote or something???

I doubt they mind but all this cuck stuff has a weird underpinning of the slave-mandingo shit. Black men are property to white liberals who can be pointed in a direction and told to fuck their wife, who in reality they are quite bored with. Give one to the black man (they have suffered so) and knock the wife down a peg.

Only porn I fap to is pictures of anime girls with no guys anywhere in sight though

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word for word transcript

Everyone knows liberals are racist. They just manifest it differently.

relax, the russian bots are on it, you don't have to do anything

Man of integrity, I see.

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Now that I think about it the only time I see Idris Elba being described as attractive is by men like in OP's pic.

Clip is very relevant. Conan is a cuckold.

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>Porn also lowers activation of the prefrontal cortex and down regulates dopamine receptors.
Source on this?

he fucking old now.

How do I get back to the timeline where Conan doesn't suffer from crippling TDS?

it's literally a cuck joke tho.

>make a joke about trump
>tds
it's all so tiresome

I don't get it. what's wrong with what he said?

I'm as white as they come and this makes me want white people to die, what have we become?

This is why I stopped watching him.

its real dummy. she has a girlfriend.

i unironically dont see it. the only non white male face i consider good looking is some south korean pretty boys faces. im not even that racist but i really dont understand how people consider black males handsome.

hm he has clubbed fingernails