Audience score increases 13% in a matter of seconds

If you run a website, and are at least half competent, you can tell when reviewers are referred from a single website or group of websites. In other words, they can tell when angry faggots on Yea Forums are just downvoting the score. Thus it's easy to remove them. Plus you know you faggots are doing it, so I don't know why you act hurt when you get caught. It's like throwing shit on a wall and complaining about losing your freedom to throw shit on walls when people make you stop.

Wow this must be a pretty great movie

I've tried to post reviews multiple times since I watched the flick, not a single one of them registered. I went and reviewed another movie to check it wasn't just me being shadowbanned and lo and behold it registered my positive review, it also registered my negative review on another film. I've tried to review Cpt Marvel as being 1.5*, 1* and 3* and not a one has gone through. Explain this, if they're not actively blocking shit?

Poor review = "incel"

Yeah, user. It is pretty darn easy.

they are filtering out the obvious virgin trolls

anyone giving it the highest or lowest score is in bad faith, period
fuck this autistic tug of war

Were you aware that 13% of reviewers are responsible for 50% of the positive reviews?

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>We ain't got shit.
You clearly manipulated the ratings. At least we are calling it out as it is.

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same fag

They are removing 2/5 and 3/5s, too. :l

10,000 reviews before, now 15,000
So half the number of the previous reviews added in minutes all of which were positive. The mouse is afraid and ramping the shilling up

>lol

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Hey 'have sex' pleb, i followed your tips and the movie is still bad, what should I do next. In fact its almost as if there is no connection between the two things :o

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Have sneks

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of course paid shills are on the case now

This was a few minutes ago

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RT is not deleting the 5/5s, user.

"Bad faith" is simply bullshit.

Welcome to Marvelgate

The user score dropped back down to 39% and the number of user ratings went down to 12,0007

It's confirmed: shills are the ones spamming 10/10 reviews. Those are what RT is purging.

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They aren’t counting scores under 3 stars. It went up 10% from 3k out of 15k votes meaning that the last 3k were all over 3 stars. All 3000/3000 in a row were positive.

If this bitch kills Thanos with one punch I'm out

Insnail cant sneks

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Love the shills saying it's not manipulated when suddenly in a matter of seconds 5000 reviews show up

I guess it's just another "glitch"

>We must follow the model of our comics! People love chavez and captain marvel???

Have sex with a real person.

The tides have turned

Click on the 5 star review users
Most of them are 404 pages, and the others are brand new accounts with only 1 (one) review

I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.

Just keep this in mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her in the action sequences and there's no way you can't be impressed. Viewers were literally cheering for some of the most heroic moments in the film. Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury is as awesome as always, it's just that his character feels even better and refined than what we've seen. Jude Law is also quite good, and so are Ben Mendelsohn and Lashana Lynch.

But the one character that ultimately steals the show is Goose, the cat. Some of the sequences involving her are so hilarious that it was really difficult to stop laughing.

Visual effects are excellent, and the IMAX 3D viewing just elevated them. And since it's most importantly an action movie, every single action sequence it delivers is impressive, especially the train sequence. I would call it one of the major highlights of the movie. Cinematography in certain portions is really impressive. Humor, like any other MCU movie, is top notch and really manages to make you laugh.

Captain Marvel has a simple-looking origin story presented and executed in a terrific manner. The directors have done a great job with the characterization of Captain Marvel, and that is what makes everything in the film seem so good. The pace is brisk, gore is minimal to no, and there's nothing unsuitable for kids.

lol, whoops

lmao big oops

IF THE MOVIE HITS 50% MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND SAID I CAN FUCK HER!!!!

No you are wrong
RT doesn't let you review any lower than three stars

He lied.

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5000 reviews from around the country on a Friday night on premiere weekend isn't crazy. This is just like when you idiots were saying Disney was forcing every theater to show nothing but CM for a week. You don't understand how things work and then assume it's a conspiracy because reality hurts your fee fees.

Rotten Tomatoes has lost all credibility with me. I'll never give a shit what their scores are again.

Yes all 5000 coming in at the exact same time...sounds legit, do you even know how to read?

>rotten tomatoes
>ever having had credibility
You know if you had ever had sex, you wouldn't have been this foolish

Please tell me you didnt think they had credibility before at least 2016.

It's a dumb site. Reviews in general are for sheep

>ask normie female friend about movie
>this response
I'm not really surprised and I don't plan on seeing it. I just wanted to gauge what a normal 20 something thought.

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N-nani?

i dont get this meme. im happily married user. pls try again

Yeah bro all of the last 5000 votes in a row were over 3 stars. Completely possible.

Click the 5 star reviews, they're all accounts made this month, no picture and talking about how not to listen to the 'dudebros'
Have a look and you'll see they're all shills

And this makes the movie a good movie how?

Lmao all of you are fucking losers. Tonight plus opening weekend is already being projected to be between 100-150 million. But hey, user score is low!

>hurts your fee fees.
Your argument just falls flat when you speak like that.
>You know if you had ever had sex
Is this a new try hard meme like "learn to code"? So immature, grow up.

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You are neither happy, married, nor having sex.
Please try again.

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My russian friends are working on it. We'll bomb the shit out of this movie later

> a bunch of people who haven't seen the film submit one-star reviews
> some even use multiple accounts to transparently manipulate the vote
> Yea Forums wonders why rotten tomatoes deletes these 'reviews'

I hate marvel movies as much as anyone on this board but seriously, why is everyone losing their minds over this one in particular?

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that argument would only make sense if people leaving the theater half way through the movie could get a refund

>Thank you for your contribution to our Captain Marvel campaign!
>We have emailed you a coupon for 5% off tickets, food, and merchandise at any of our Disney amusement parks
>Keep making positive posts for a chance to win a year long pass to the park of your choice!
>t. Mickey Mouse

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Didnt see it but left a negative review. Just another incel doing his part.

worldwide, not domestic

>seething this hard

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Fuck off chill.
Not even my super feminist sister liked the movie.

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>back to 46%
what the fuck is going on

>reviews get deleted
>score stays the same

The outrage is manufactured, as is the caring. Never underestimate the depths to which a corporation will sink.

You have to get better friends

They’ve ignored all votes under 3 stars. The last 5000 votes in a row are supposedly 3 and above. Somebody run the numbers on that one for me. I’m no statistician but I’m gonna go with near 0 or monkeys on a typewriter writing shakespeare

>the entire time i knew Mickey he only had one goal
>to bring balance to movie ratings by wiping out half of all reviews
>he would send lawyers web site to web site and have them threaten the owners
>if he gets an incel uprising to a feminist movie he'll have the power to wipe out half of all reviews with a snap of his fingers
*snap*
>just like this!

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I've rated this movie twice already, it keeps getting deleted

Yea Forums SEETHING

No, thats just domestic

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New tactic bros: everyone give it 5 stars and write the same review and see what happens

Why the actual fuck does everybody suddenly give a shit about rotten tomatoes

You can't even rate it anymore. Your rating disappears after refreshing the page. I think they're just going through those 50k reviews and adding back the legit ones. Maybe the latest batch were mostly positive reviews.

it effects the box office

No bros .... not like this ....

I'll affect your box office.

I imagine because regardless of how Yea Forums feels the average movie goer does actually get influenced by it, so its entertaining to watch

>literally make it impossible to rate the movie below 3 stars
Disney must have pulled out all the shill bucks for this.

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No it doesn't

Wahmen

>Yea Forums is on the wrong side of history again
top cucks

I like the sound of that. Set a record in my weekend opening, baby~

based russian trolls

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>Will pass $100m worldwide after today and yesterday previews
No... not like this Yea Forums. Not again..

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>65
>1 point lower than Mary Poppins returns

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

HAVE SEX

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You need to boycott all Marvel and Disney from now on anyway.
You already should have been.
Other MCU actors have said things far more dismissive than Brie has.

Don't forget how half of them defended pedo James Gunn last year.
Fuck them.

Boycott everything.

You'd have a point if RT wasn't adding and subtracting thousands of reviews at a time.
And you'd have a point if they weren't allowing obvious shill 5-star reviews from new users too.

Have sex

Better luck next time incels!

>it makes a lot of money so it must be good!
TLJ made a lot of money too and it was pure shit. So, nah thanks Disney shill.

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Because it's literally the only way left for us to give peaceful dissent.
If they prevent us from dissenting this way then it's literal civil war time bros.
XD

Well, well, well. Look what we have here.

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It's really hard to lose when you write the rules so you can only win.

God I want to see Shazam so bad

What's wrong my precious little snowflakes, scared to see us fighting back against your sexism and hatred? Good always wins in the end...don't you ever forget it :)

>If you rate it below a 3 your vote isn't registered
If you rate it below a 3 your vote isn't registered

If you rate it below a 3 your vote isn't registered

If you rate it below a 3 your vote isn't registered

I have no idea what's happening

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Super Chuck is gonna be a blast

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If I want to rate a film negatively does that mean I have to stop having sex? Is that how this works?

They're not allowing anything under 3 stars now. Literally paid to shove this movie to the top. Rotten Tomatoes is walking out of this with no dignity and no respect. "Certified Fresh" translates to "they paid enough."

Well your vote doesn't count if you haven't had sex.

This a million times. It was Disney that wrote the negative comments in the first place then come along and provide the solution.

>thousands of people on both sides upvoting and downvoting because the actress said stupid stuff

This is the ass end of a civilization

>Though the number of ratings has since been amended, the audience score still sits in the low 30s as of press time. Rotten Tomatoes told us that number is accurate.

>“Just to be clear the 30+% score always reflected the post-release ratings and reviews only,” said a rep for the website.

>(As of 10:45 p.m. Eastern, the audience score has climbed to 46 percent.)

>For the record, no other movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe ― even the most poorly reviewed ― approaches such a low audience rating.

>“The Incredible Hulk,” a film consistently near the bottom of lists ranking MCU movies, has an audience score of 70 percent. “Captain Marvel” may not be getting as “sandbagged” as initially thought, but this unusually low score suggests the trolling continues.

Based HuffPo refusing to let facts get in the way of a good smear campaign

>50,000 votes get deleted
>it's not a conspiracy brah!

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Rotten tomatoes is a farce. Just pump it up to 100% already and tell everyone it made 5 billion. Civilization is over.

>Has more user reviews than fucking Infinity War before its even properly released
>This is totally normal! Nothing to see here!

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Sex have

Exactly. If you already bought them, you may as well make all critical reviews and manipulate audience score to 99%.

Be honest with me guys, did any one it you try and tank the review before the movie came out? I'm gonna get to the bottom of this

falling and jumping, damn you review purge

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RT publicly stated that was a glitch counting the "Want To See" stats (which they disabled to protect CM from negative press) and that the 39% score was geniune, not from bots

You'd know this if you'd been keeping up, shillboi

Right, so I have an active sex life but a three star vote can't be cast unless I stop right? So I just have to either vote this formulaic shitpile of a movie positively or else stop having sex and then rate it negatively? I'm confused about the rules Disney shills have set here.

Yea I remember that. Somehow 60,000 people in the US saw it on Thursday morning, you know, before most theaters even opened for the day.

Armond White was the first to score Black panther negatively, Armond White will take this baby down to 78%

If your vote didn't count, you haven't had sex. It's that simple. You can lie to us, but you can't lie to the mouse.

Fuck up
I JUST cannot rate.
I watched it yesterday, immediately after the remaster of the Alien.
And my assessment is simply ignored.

>Yea Forums cares more about rotten tomatoes than actually talking about movies

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They wouldn't even let me rate it below 3.5. RT is shilling for Disney hard.

Nah, i just shitpost on here

I think The National already made someone else do the review, pretty much gagged based Armond

I'm late-drunk right now and I just want to ask: how can you fags even be bothered to look at the arbitrary numbers for these fucking movies probably more than their own marketing teams? Like nigga obsessing about that shit isn't gonna change it and it's not like the fucking dominant cultural narrative rests on a fucking rt score for a fucking generic ass superhero movie like wtf

National Review was the one titled "Captain Mary Sue"

because this is a board of drunk and bored people who shit post for fun on whatever is the hot topic.
it's what we do here

...

Yea Forums just wants to shitpost

Name one (1) better thing to do on a Friday night

don't you dare say have sex

>literally bots and counter-bots manipulating the score

Why ever have audience reviews anymore?

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It's really worth a watch!

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>Yea Forums cares about review bombing online
Stop the presses this hasn't been happening since the site's culmination.

>dude nothing matters lmao just put your head in the sand man who cares if a company can completely shift public opinion artificially
I know you’re black

Watch a movie

I just want to see hollywood burn to the ground desu

Daily reminder the trap master race will destroy Israel.

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based

lol I spent my friday night drinking alone in a hotel bar thinking about asking a girl out via text message but being too autistic to do so until it was too late (like it is now)

does that count

wow super lucky! 5k positive reviews in a row! Nice!

Most people are more likely to review something when it is bad.

I'll make this very simple and clear: Me having sex is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it is meant to be.

>not watching the movie and then having sex by hiring a whore

Inceldom is a mental state.

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it's just petty entertainment for me. the equivalent of a soap opera to a boomer mom. it's like I can't look away. I won't be seeing the movie though kek

>it's the work of bots when the movie is downvoted
>it's NOT the work of bots when the movie is upvoted

Hmmmmmmmmm

>who cares if a company can completely shift public opinion artificially
Public opinion isn't changing worth shit, you just think it is because you're paying inordinate amounts of attention to a movie that is socially unremarkable in all practical senses

and I'm not black I just have brown eyes

>we
How to spot a Redditor

Hmmmm is just code for "can't get laid" in all honesty

>by tomorrow morning

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Up to 51% now. lol it's gonna be fresh within a few hours.

From 39% to 51% in less than an hour

But this isn't botting or trolling at all, right?

(have sex)

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>not realizing you are seeing the greatest psyops battle of all time with Russian, Israeli, Qatari and Chinese bots fighting for dominance over RT scores of capeshit

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No one wants to watch you masturbate.
Go have sex instead.

Its because a person who doesn't look behind the screen wouldn't know about the shitty tactics that RT is putting in place so they will think "WOW this movie is getting good reviews maybe I should watch it"

They warned us that the wars of the future would be fought by machines.
We just thought there would be lasers or something. What fools we were.

Lol so predictable

Critics score is back to 81%

>No one wants to watch you masturbate.

Well it depends on their age honestly.

t b h who cares about the RT score? What matters is whether people go to see it

Ghostbusters 2016 and DC movies failed not because of RT score but because people decided not to see it by word of mouth
If anything you niggers should be on Twitter talking bad about the movie THERE

7000 people had sex

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It's starting to feel that way with the "incel" memes. Remember when it was virgin teens that made fun of virgins and adults were like, "Well that's pretty commendable waiting for the right one." When did adults devolve back into teen boys?

WE DID IT REDDIT

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based and redpilled

I thought I was going to have to go take pictures of chicks in bikinis tomorrow but the event is canceled due to the incoming blizzard so I'm enjoying a Friday night with my Yea Forums bros

>60,000 people in the US
So i can't use RT if i'm not from US?

TURNS OUT IT'S HARD FOR A SCORE TO GO DOWN WHEN THE LOWEST YOU CAN RATE IT IS 60 PERCENT

WHODATHUNK IT, WHAT A FUCKING COINCIDENCE

7000 positive reviews in a row? Super lucky! Hell yeah girl power!

Damn bros .... when was the last time we got btfo this badly?

Had sex during a movie or instead?

Twitter is just as much a bubble as Yea Forums though.

Anyway, it doesnt seem to be well received in China so it wont be hitting wonder woman numbers.

I made a meme for you guys, use it well

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I'll make this very simple and clear: my age sex is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it is meant to be.

>They warned us that the wars of the future would be fought by machines.
>We just thought there would be lasers or something. What fools we were.

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NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

WE'RE IN CHARGE HERE!!!

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checked

What the fuck happened to Brie? I don't remember her looking this unattractive in Scott Pilgrim vs the World. In fact she looks like a completely different person. Did she get plastic surgery?

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FYI this thread is now being watched by a feminism group, and we're screencapping the replies here as proof of the sick misogynistic guy culture which exists on Yea Forums. No need to stop, and nothing to do about it now since we have it screencapped how horrible OP has treated his ex girlfriend.

This thread is disgusting, you're disgusting, and this will be used to rally feminists. OP is an abusive asshole and should never be in a relationship again. You need therapy OP.

Yea Forums is progressive. This isn't your forum anymore. Sexism isn't ok. This isn't ok. And we are watching.Fedora

Why does anyone care what RT rates shit as when we know they remove negative user ratings but leave in 10/10 shill ratings?

Metacritic seems like the much better aggregator.

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More like Craptain Marvel.

Tits or gtfo

Niggers tongue my anus

Cunt

Screencap this please

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>Fedora
You ruined it

Make me a sandwich roastie.

Is this the pasta all the reviewers are posting on RT?

They removed like 45k reviews which were obvious incel bombs since Infinity war had less than captain thot despite being out this whole time. Just torrent the camrip and objectively talk about how shit it is, no need to sperg out so hard

WTF I LOVE STRONG WOMEN NOW

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it's the one they're all posting on google user reviews

I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.

Just keep this mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her get fucked in he ass by three black bulls and a tentacle cat monster in 3D, on the phone, in the car, in the shower and in your dreams.

I rate this movie 10/10.

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If I knew you in real life I would probably kick the fuck out of you. No offense but that's just what guys like me do to wimpy little babby men like you. Its the natural order of things

A gorilla roars

A dog barks

and buddy I hurt people

>Not everything is a conspiracy.
Actually it is The guys spamming captain marvel will ignore it though because it goes against their disney is shilling narrative

>more 10/10s than 1/10s
Strange that

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despite being only 13 percent of the positive reviews...

I did see it, and it is crap. There's no character arch at all. She starts competent/confident about literally everything and never wavers from beginning to end. Gone is drunk Danvers, hello Disneyvers. The bad guys are typical Marvel origin nobodies in the Skrull. Her powers don't make her seem like she can take Thor in a 1v1 and come out alive, and Thor couldn't take Thanos. It deserves all the 1s whether other anons saw it or not.

I did some math and I think it comes out to 77% of all new reviews after the first screenshot are fresh.
From 34% to suddenly 77%!

Fuck off shill

>(have sex)
That kills me. I love how cheap the "incel" insult has become.

>I did some math
You should have been having sex instead.

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Reminder that "We Have Stories" is a front organization composed of three people who act as Disney's guerilla marketing squad for "woke" movies like BP and CM and that Disney is employing these people to convince kind-hearted people to donate money (to Disney) for girls to see a Disney movie.

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The fact that people are taking this shit seriously only shows how fucking pathetic the people in this thread are

Quint-quads confirm

Well mem'd my man.

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>not everything is a conspiracy
Yeah, but this is. The website literally will not allow you to give this movie 3 stars or less. I tried it myself.

The world is literally a better place if only white men can vote. We would be on mars by now if we didn’t let niggers or women vote.

You mean you would be still dying for the name of Israel in the Middle East, trapped in an endless war fueled by misused testosterone and untaxed shekels.

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>letting cannibal vampire honkies run things

Nigger white people can’t even run a paper bag.
Whites destroyed the Roman Empire. Only the painstaking efforts of non whites saved the fragments of what once was.

I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.

Just keep this in mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her in the action sequences and there's no way you can't be impressed. Viewers were literally cheering for some of the most heroic moments in the film. Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury is as awesome as always, it's just that his character feels even better and refined than what we've seen. Jude Law is also quite good, and so are Ben Mendelsohn and Lashana Lynch.

But the one character that ultimately steals the show is Goose, the cat. Some of the sequences involving her are so hilarious that it was really difficult to stop laughing.

Visual effects are excellent, and the IMAX 3D viewing just elevated them. And since it's most importantly an action movie, every single action sequence it delivers is impressive, especially the train sequence. I would call it one of the major highlights of the movie. Cinematography in certain portions is really impressive. Humor, like any other MCU movie, is top notch and really manages to make you laugh.

Captain Marvel has a simple-looking origin story presented and executed in a terrific manner. The directors have done a great job with the characterization of Captain Marvel, and that is what makes everything in the film seem so good. The pace is brisk, gore is minimal to no, and there's nothing unsuitable for kids

It's like everything wrong with this shithole summarized in 2 posts

Fuck off Joe.

Are you volunteering?

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Do not confuse jews with whites

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I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.

Just keep this mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her get fucked in her gaping fem fronthole by three literal bulls and a Minotaur in 3D, on the bus, in church, in the gym locker room shower and in your dreams.

I rate this movie 10/10.

>Do not confuse jews with whites

Jews are the whites of white people.

This is fucking brilliant on Disney's part. Literally getting their preferred audience of easily appeased leftist idiots to give them more money. This is right up there with Nike hand waving away decades of labor abuse in nightmarish sweat shops by running an advertisement featuring a poor athlete turned activist attention whore. Pepsi presents the Peoples' Revolution, brought to you by Universal Pictures in association with Lockheed Martin.

Your first sentence was as preposterous as your second, well done.

FYI, RT has disabled account sign ups.

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I went during the day to see it. Matinee showing, but still after lunch.
there were 8 people in my theater.
I'm guessing this is a flash in the pan. Good opening weekend, but it's spring break, and I bet after sunday it drops like a rock and doesn't recover.
I'd bet it doesn't break 500 mill worldwide.

Forbes was saying it was going to do 350 mil worldwide in the first weekend.

And lately a lot of first weekend projections have been too high.
Also I get the feeling this movie will NOT do well in China.
If it's even shown there.

>Rotten Tomatoes removes thousands of negative reviews
Party's over, boys.

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That and disney is paying Indian clickfarms for 5 star reviews

There used to be 50k+ reviews

They removed 2/3 of them

It's already doing well in China. Prediction is that it gets around Wonder Woman level.

>There used to be 50k+ reviews
Now it's a ghost town

Gave me a hearty jej.

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Guys fuck you in the ass because your pussy smells worse.

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And I literally just tried to give Alita 2.5 stars and that doesn't seem to go through either. What do you make of that bud

Can someone please assemble a chronological progression of how the ratings and number of users has fluctuated throughout the night

Possibly with annotations at particularly noteworthy times, such as when the 50,000 reviews were deleted or when all reviews lower than 3 stars were barred

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not wrong though

Thanks Disney! Very Cool!

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Doesn't prove me wrong. They could literally be putting a moratorium on all negative reviews on the website.

Lmao

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I'll never forget the day he left the shadows and redeemed himself for kavanaugh. Pure kino.

Holy checked

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They are deleting """troll""" reviews more likely.

>"we"

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Not even CisBuster have this much shitstorm.

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This complete meltdown of RT and the audience ratings is more exciting than any movie I've seen yet this year

checked
there's some tomfoolery afoot

>35% now with a new 50k
TUMBLING DOWN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You do not understand guys.
Whole future of Marvel Cinematic Universe depends on this fungus.
6 MORE MOVIES
Disney can't allow you to win.

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Kek

incels btfo, it's the woman age now

I was going to go and see Engame in the cinema, not anymore. I'll just wait a few months for the bluray torrent. Vote with your feet people.

Yikes

Man, how can a major company bet the house on such a lame horse? Didn't they think that maybe they should release a couple of flicks and see which character performs best before they replace the major character of their tent pole franchise with some unproven character played by an actress with negative charisma?

And now they're gone again. What the fuck?

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SJW agenda + Nepotism

Look at leaked Sony emails. Some of this people just retarded.

Imagine disliking this movie because you hate women XD

On IMDB there's more 10s than 1s so it seems there's more fake votes on the positive side.

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What the fuck bros, why is RT shilling so fucking hard for this garbage fire? Why this? Why this fucking movie to die for? Just let public opinion be public opinion. No one says, "hey lets not see this movie because a site said not to." They say, "hey, a friend said to not see this movie because it SUCKED." When you do fishy shit like "hey we're taking away your voice to say that you're not interested in the movie," and then constantly keep fucking with the audience review score, you're sending a message. You're saying "what you say and feel doesn't fucking matter unless it lines up perfectly.

RUSSIAN SERVERS WOULD BE WORKING FOR DISNEY YOU FUCKING RETARDED SJW. NO ONE BUYS YOUR FLIMSY BULLSHIT.

And if you're shilling for this shit movie, I hope those pennies on the dollar were with it. Don't ever look at a mirror again, bitch. The man in the mirror is very disappointed in you.

>

Ok. When the score was dropping precipitously, it was just irate normies, and there was no coordination, at least according to Yea Forums. So I see no reason to believe that this uptick is due to anything but normal people saying that they liked the movie.

There are bots on both sides, calm down shill.

Disney has a market cap of 169.666 Billion freedom buck$$$. Do you really think they're going to let another last jedi happen? This is a gigantic mother fucking mega corp. They know if they let this flop the marvel franchise is fucking soiled like a baby diaper.

The early reviews were by asspained incels who didn't watched the movie and the uptick is from regular fans of the MCU.

>bots
why did they delete 50000 scores lifting the user score by 15%? It's not really about bots. Also see
seems more fake votes are on the positive end.

The Last Jedi actually destroyed its own continuity. Captain Feminsm does nothing but set up the Kree as future antagonists.

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There's bots only one on side, and that's the side that's leaving negative reviews. It's no shock that, whenever they delete botted reviews, the rating suddenly jumps up.

It fucking created tons of plot-holes and subverted a lot of shit. You can count that people will be making fun of the whole Avenger thing and the eye thing for a long time.

I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.

Just keep this in mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her in the action sequences and there's no way you can't be impressed. Viewers were literally cheering for some of the most heroic moments in the film. Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury is as awesome as always, it's just that his character feels even better and refined than what we've seen. Jude Law is also quite good, and so are Ben Mendelsohn and Lashana Lynch.

But the one character that ultimately steals the show is Goose, the cat. Some of the sequences involving her are so hilarious that it was really difficult to stop laughing.

Visual effects are excellent, and the IMAX 3D viewing just elevated them. And since it's most importantly an action movie, every single action sequence it delivers is impressive, especially the train sequence. I would call it one of the major highlights of the movie. Cinematography in certain portions is really impressive. Humor, like any other MCU movie, is top notch and really manages to make you laugh.

Captain Marvel has a simple-looking origin story presented and executed in a terrific manner. The directors have done a great job with the characterization of Captain Footlust, and that is what makes everything in the film seem so good. The pace is brisk, gore is minimal to no, and there's nothing unsuitable for kids..

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You cannot name a single thing that's relevant to the overall continuity. The eye thing is literally irrelevant, that's the joke.

So more people have seen it and are voting on it? Jesus Christ if you’re going to make up conspiracies at least make them interesting.

...

Witnessed must sacrifice Brie

the only difference between jk rolling and the roman empire is the span of time, distance, and individuals involved, but the general cycle is the same:
arrogance, ego and pride. it's the downfall of all success; a creator of anything wishes for the esteem given to their creation be given to them instead; inherit an empire or write a single series of books; those who suffer from the arrogance, ego and pride of success wish to prove themselves superior of the creation they have already achieved.

just be happy with what we got so far desu. it was dumb luck marvel succeeded at all in the first place, it's going to be dumb bad luck that ends it because nobody at disney knows a damn thing, and the ones that do are desperate to prove that they're the special ones, and they can reinvent the wheel even better than before.

So I took your advice, Yea Forums
I "had sex". First I went to watch Captain Marvel and I didn't like it, then some user told me to "Have sex". So I figured I wasn't "getting" it because I was a virgin.
So I went and hired a prostitute and had sex, then went to watch the movie for a second time, but I still hated it. So I figured it was because I paid for it, so I hit on some random whore in a bar until she got drunk enough to spread her legs.
After I had sex, I went back to rewatch it for the third time and still hate it.

What am I doing wrong? I gotta figure this out; I can't handle being called an incel

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(you)

Your case is an anomaly. Usually when people have sex for the first time, they stop caring about capeshit altogether.

Reddit is a cancer

You first. Then you’d realize that white knighting for a chick that’s likely to cheat on you, and use the system to suck your soul dry isn’t worth it

Not like you’re actually getting any doing that hahaha

Ok Disney we will

51%

Safe to say y’all are getting wrecked

>Captain Feminsm does nothing but set up the Kree as future antagonists
I thought they already were in Guardians of the Galaxy?

It's not a train wreck. Solid Plot, Jackson is great, Brie isn't that bad, the action is good and it's funny

they said the same thing about TLJ getting shit reviews blaming everyone but their own incompetence for the shitty film they made.

>51%
>Safe to say y’all are getting wrecked
Haha yeah after they deleted 45 thousand reviews.

I kinda want to fuck Kamala’s brown ass and then force Carol to lick my dong clean.
Is that normal?

>when the NPC's brain breaks and has no alternative dialogue

kek, good on the married user

Nice reddit spacing, virgin

yes....this is normal......

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I saw it and thought I heard gun shots, someone said the police came. northern VA 10:50 showing

>I thought they already were in Guardians of the Galaxy?

Ronan is there and dies, and they not a threat to the Earth itself.

Anyone elses vote doesn't register? I can vote for any other movie, but Captain Marvel doesn't register under my "ratings" tab.

I actually saw this piece of shit movie.

Why trolls spared WW from bombing her movie?

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It's the only movie in theaters today you can't fucking watch anything else

does anyone have a capeshit filter

ITS BACK AT 17k REVIEWS AND 51%
>ITS BACK AT 17k REVIEWS AND 51%
ITS BACK AT 17k REVIEWS AND 51%
>ITS BACK AT 17k REVIEWS AND 51%
ITS BACK AT 17k REVIEWS AND 51%

This whole situation is kind of eye-opening. Sites brazenly manipulating user reviews means you can't trust them, and you have never been able to trust critics. So what is a nigga supposed to do? How do you win?

Uhm, that's going to be a have sex from me, sweetie.

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When there is controversy, people are more likely to voice their opinion. It's basic fucking psychology.

Brie Larson was the featured article on Wikipedia yesterday. This is shilling on a level never before seen.
This cannot continue.

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>Why trolls spared WW from bombing her movie?

I wonder why.

youtube.com/watch?v=iYzVOlcENZ4

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>Rotten Tomatoes is owned by Fandango
>The president of Fandango is a former Disney executive: Paul Yanover.

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>So what is a nigga supposed to do? How do you win?

Watch movies and have sex. If you are a brother you will have no problem either.

This is exactly how gamergate started years ago. There was just shilling and obvious collusion on a level nobody could ignore anymore. So let me tell you right now that you can't win. If you try to fight, they will change the narrative to sexism and just use your own fight against you.

Maybe stop caring about superhero movies? They're for children

So Thanos definitely runs a pain train on Capt. Marvel right guys?

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The media, even entertainment media, does not provide information. They push an agenda. Whether that be for ideological reasons or monetary compensation.

The only way to win is to find one seemingly untainted critic, and still then take his opinion with a grain of salt.

It was actaully a good movie. 7.5/10 I guess all the incels made me think it would stink but it was really good.

Sargon go please go back to your cuckshed.

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Heh, same old song.

Speak English, nigger.

Girl = guy in real life

wheres this from? thats not the RT audience reviews page

If you want to play more tricks on the goys you better do something more than just repeat the same shit that you have been parroting for years.

NPCs are spooky.

This movie is shit and all the femboy wagies are shilling hard

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>this is so undignified...
>HI HO SILVER AWAY

I'm still mad Roger Ebert died, I'd trade RT for him in a heartbeat.

fake and gay

>How do you win?
Don't go to RT and disparage it as a shilling outlet if people you know mention it or use it to check reviews.
The irony is that the people who review bombed the film have sucked away the only credibility that RT brought to the table, if you can't trust the audience score, what's the point of the site?
Then RT damaged the credibility of their audience score even further by removing site features and deleting reviews.
Then Disney/Marvel came along and destroyed the last sliver of credibility for RT by buying a bunch of blatant robo reviews, which RT can't afford to delete. Confirming to people that they are just a shill outlet in the pocket of big studios.
Now all that is left is for RT to delete the audience score feature and put that final nail in coffin for their reputation and remove any reason for people to visit their site over metacritic.

Ebert was a hack.

HOLY FUCK
50% NOW

Incels and men BTFO forever
IT'S HER TURN NOW

live stream of auto F5 here
youtube.com/watch?v=dXPz-muydmo&feature=youtu.be

you can go back in the stream and see how it jumped from 35 to 50

holy fuck

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I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.

Just keep this in mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her in the action sequences and there's no way you can't be impressed. Viewers were literally cheering for some of the most heroic moments in the film. Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury is as awesome as always, it's just that his character feels even better and refined than what we've seen. Jude Law is also quite good, and so are Ben Mendelsohn and Lashana Lynch.

But the one character that ultimately steals the show is Goose, the cat. Some of the sequences involving her are so hilarious that it was really difficult to stop laughing.

Visual effects are excellent, and the IMAX 3D viewing just elevated them. And since it's most importantly an action movie, every single action sequence it delivers is impressive, especially the train sequence. I would call it one of the major highlights of the movie. Cinematography in certain portions is really impressive. Humor, like any other MCU movie, is top notch and really manages to make you laugh.

Captain Marvel has a simple-looking origin story presented and executed in a terrific manner. The directors have done a great job with the characterization of Captain Marvel, and that is what makes everything in the film seem so good. The pace is brisk, gore is minimal to no, and there's nothing unsuitable for kids.

Why do you think there is no trailer for SW Episode 9? Because they had to use the entire bribe budget to prop up Captain Marvel instead.