You can tell by the way I use my walk plays

7/10

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

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I think youre cat is cute!

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rate my cat lads

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I would say because they're usually tinier and have less expressive faces - it's always that blank :3 stare

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Thanx

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awww

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

What a cutie. Fuzzy/10.
Also adorable.

Here are my two cats acting spoiled. What do you think?

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BIG BOI
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>On March 30, 1996, Scarlett and her five kittens were in an abandoned garage when a fire started from undetermined causes. One of the firefighters on the scene, David Giannelli, noticed Scarlett carrying her kittens away from the garage one by one.

>Scarlett herself had been severely burned in the process of pulling her kittens from the fire. Her eyes were blistered shut, her ears and paws burned, and her coat highly singed. The majority of her facial hair had been burnt away. After saving the kittens she was seen to touch each of her kittens with her nose to ensure they were all there, as the blisters on her eyes kept her from being able to see them, and then she collapsed unconscious.

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>BOOM
>BABA
>BOOM
>BABA

>Arnold Catenigger

>Here come Deebo

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Looks deadly

Rate my cat doods

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What a good kitty.

is this a cat thread?

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Not cool, man

dogs are like women (submissive, emotional), cats are like men (independent, autistic). maybe like how male comedians are funny and female ones aren't.

I wanna slap their chub :3

Based Mama.

:3/10

Some mighty fine pussies y'all got there.

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cat/cat

youtube.com/watch?v=Dmi-6jv-AEs

Everybody gangsta till the cats start walking

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I disagree
Cats are like women, more beautiful but boring
Dogs are like men, more ugly but fun

doggo wan de fishe

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He's not the boss for nothing

10/10

I would say this. Their faces being basically blank makes it super funny. And they are tinier, but they can also do more acrobatic things which makes their failures that much funnier. Watching a cat leap super high only to fail at the very end because it's fat is super hilarious. And they don't howl after, they just walk away pretending like nothing happened.

because cats are aesthetic as fuck so seeing them looking retarded is doubly funny
dogs have a baseline retardation that makes them inherently unfunny

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You're wrong. You know that famous saying "you can't herd cats"? Well, you can't herd men since they are so independent. Meanwhile, women follow the herd.

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dang
that's one cool schtudio katze

in AWE of this lad

there should be a YOU DIED screen when he gets up to the camera

imagine inserting incel musings into a thread about cats

fat cats always get away with it
also, beau nugget didn't deserve his fate
that woman is so clueless
she should be banned from owning cats for life
youtube.com/watch?v=hkxlU-Kbt0A

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I can't even imagine it. Yet there it is.

OH LAWD HE COMIN

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Dogs contribute more to society. Cats aren't very useful at all.

Just looked this up on 4plebs and have no clue who these people are

still my favorite cat video of all time
youtube.com/watch?v=zhgTr6-E6xQ
PINKY
THE
CAT

absolute unit

They are good for killing mice

I'm not sure if he's going into pounce mode, or collapsing into exhaustion, or both

>dogs are like women (submissive, emotional), cats are like men (independent, autistic). maybe like how male comedians are funny and female ones aren't.

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it it wasn't for cats you would probably die of the bubonic plague because mice would rule the world

>The pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity!

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Rat terriers and minks/ferrerts exist too. Indoor cats are for sois

Dogs can kill mice.

they have the same facial proportions as babies

>hurf-hurf-hurf-hurf-hurf-hurf-isleep

Cute!

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If people ever stop being interested in cats, the internet will be dead and gone

10/10 I had a cat that looked just like him from when I was 2 till when I turned 19. Dude was a total badass but he was attacked by 2 of my neighbors dogs and wasn't the same after. He ran away about a year after and never seen him again.

Good

She's got awesome back dimples. One of my absolute favourite features on women.

Actually, the song is called Stayin' Alive.

no zoomer knows it as that
what zoomer was alive in the 70s? 0

Sigma Phi? Is that a fraternity? Ya know, one of those fraternities that losers who can’t get into other houses join?

That's actually pretty fucking scary. Imagine being approached by this nigga at night.

Cute kitty, looks very loving.

Instagram THOTs will strive though.

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Contributing a picture of my cat, his name is Steven.

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>Is that a fraternity
Nice try, but no.

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> These boots are made for walking.
> And that's just what they'll do.
> One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

cute.