Can you say something nice about him tv maybe he won’t cry if you do
Can you say something nice about him tv maybe he won’t cry if you do
He looks like a single Dad who works in construction and always smells like sweat and concrete whos wife left him and hes estranged from his young son and daughter despite them liking him better than their mom and he so busy to see them during the week but on sunday morning he takes them to the zoo or ice cream shop and he only pays for everything in cash and wears his dirty work clothes because hes so tired to do laundry and his kids dont care because they love him so much and know that hes gonna get back on his feet but just needs a little more time and a few more night shifts and he's gonna make it because he knows thats what real men do and he promised to be a better Father than his was and even though he's been through a lot their clear eyes and positive spirit fills his chest with hope and it makes him tear up at work because he knows they're worth it and he is a really good guy despite what anyone think
He looks like a literal dog. Now tell me the story OP so I can laugh
Jesus Christ dude
Sounds like his estrogen levels are through the fucking roof. Maybe he should stop playing daddy daycare and get some strange pussy
you need to talk to someone dude
Fucking shit hack director who had a brief moment of success by cashing in on angsty Gen X memes and has been riding and milking a "career" for nearly 30 years based off 2 good movies, with a horde of autistic fanboys who has literally failed at every single outside activity ever attempted
>Blew major budgets on films he didn't personally have control over every aspect of
>Banned from writing comics because the concept of sticking to deadlines is completely foreign to him
>Flat out admitted his wife married him out of pity
Was gonna say he's got a good heart but then I realized that's literally not true.
It was his reaction to Captain marvel
I feel like drinking now
on the nail, you only forgot buys loose cigarettes.
Why is this basedboy crying all the time? What's his major malfunction?
I remember when i liked Kevin Smith and i tought his movies were pretty based.
I love you dad.
he looks like a crackhead.
This is like the third time Disney has paid him to cry on Instagram over their flicks. The last two were Force Awakens and SW Episode IX. Tells you a lot.
Fuck that dude
Jesus, Silent Bob looks like that? How's Jay doing?
is he watching his sexy daughter get raped
WHAT??? MY MOVIE referenced a sexist male centric-movie that doesn't have any COLORED people in it?!
Incredibly, better than him. Turns out crack is healthier than fat - although you do have to get ridiculous dentures at some point.
This chick needs to lay off the H, she's looking pretty rugged.
How many times has he passed his daughter around for executives and producers?
he finally saw his daughter's BLACKED tape.
Non. He sabotaged his own daughter's film career to protect her from them.
Think about it though. Dude just saw one of his idols and later very good friends up on screen after he’s been dead for a few months. Not only that but it was a reference to him in a Marvel movie of all things. I would be pretty emotional too.
F
How can a grown man be so enthralled by comic books? It's very strange. I was into them when I was a kid but now I look back and realize what a tremendous waste of time and money they were.
how do I avoid looking like this at age 48?
Im horrified guys
>sexy
lel
He works for comic books or did anyway
damn abella danger looks like that?
Don't be a fat butterball all your life.
t. fat butterball
you kidding? he has more hair than me at 28, decent enough skin, not too many wrinkles
dont buy the incel shit about men aging like wine, we all turn the shit the moment we're past 25
Don't sit around all day reading comic books and smoking weed for starters
if you only knew how bad things really are
Don't put on 300 pounds of fat and then lose half of it in a few months.
Mental asylum escapees look better. How can someone have no self awareness about their looks and expect others to take them seriously? What a fucking waste of oxygen this faggot is
are you dumb? what do you expect him to do?
man the fuck up kevin lol
jesus christ dude you're crying over a chick flick
t. Hobo. Kys
That only applies to 90s born queers
Jesus, he needs to have a piece of cake now and then. He’s like that victim in the Stephen King movie / Book Thinner.
Guy is actually wasting away before our very eyes. He looks like a concentration camp victim.
He's 5'8" and looks like a dwarf when he's in a picture with anyone else, especially the 6'+ Hollywood Chad types
>he thinks that's hair
dude, he's almost totally bald and uses a full spray and dust job to get his homer simpson hair to even look like that
Fucking kek. 1:38
Why would you film yourself ugly crying and put it on the internet? ffs
I dont get why people hate him round here so much.
Hes done some decent comics writing and some of his films are good.
He just gets really emotionally invested in this stuff. He knew Stan on a personal level and seeing one of his cameo reference his own movie (which also featured stan) must have been really upsetting.
>we all turn the shit the moment we're past 25
speak for yourself.
these weirdos have no self awareness and are under a virtue signaling spell
I wish I could cum on that horse face and tits
Take it easy Kevin, that's your daughter.