>door slams open
>Dan: D...DABID I-ICE M-MAN BAD DABID ICE MAN B....BBB..BAD
>covered in piss, shit, vomit and cum david attempts to rise
>slipping over empty bottles and emmys he mange's to meet his friend
>David: what...what day is it...
>Dan: D...DDD..DABID ALL DA G-GOOD GUYS FIGHT ALL DA B...B-BAD GUYS D...DA.....D-DABID
>he's out of breath
>dan collapses to the floor
>Dan: DDDD...DABIDDD P....P...P-PLEASE E-E-EVIL I..ICE M..MAN....
>david brings him to his feet
>David: ok catch your breath and say it slowly this time dan
>dan breaths in....
>Dan: ok...ok...wat if arya kills the hella bad goy dabid?
>Dan: wat if JON S..SNOW FIGHTS HELLA BAD G..GOY DABID..
>David: So...so what your saying is...we have every good person on one team fight all the bad people on the other team?
>Dan: Y...Y-YES D..DABID
>David: it's....it's genius how did we not come up with this before hand..
>David: what about cersei?
>Dan: B..BUT SHES A GOOD WOYMAN.....S-SHES A GOOD M-MOMMY DABID
>David: what about euron?
>Dan: W-WHO?
>Dan: J...JON AND K...K-KHALEESI HAVE S-SEXY TIME DA....DABID
>david feels himself becoming hard just from the thought
>Dan: A...A-ARYA SPINS AND KILLS E-VIL ICE MAN DABID
>Dan: H..HOUND SAYS C-CUNT DABID
>Dan: WAT IF JON AND K.....K.K-KHALEESI F-FUCKS ON DA D...D-DRAGON DABID
>David: for...for fun?
>Dan: N-NO DABID TO SAVE THE U..U-UNIVERSE D-DABID
>at that moment all walls of reality break, everything david has ever known is a lie..
>Dan: A-AUNT AND NEPHEW FUCKS TO SAVE ALL DA G-GOOD GUYS AND KILL ALL THE HELLA BIG B..BAD G-GUYS DABID
>David: I..I can already see it now....it's..it's beautiful....
>David:I...I need paper to write this all down
>david quickly grabs their brilliant season 5 script and flips it over
>David: Find me a crayon..
>Dan: B-BUT DABID I ATE ALL THE GRAYONS...
Dabids plan for GOT S8
I thought the Dabid thing was just a funny meme but then I read about all the shit they pulled in the Battle of the Bastards and I think they're genuinely drooling retards. How the fuck did they get jobs?
They have to be the luckiest people in Hollywood.
Because GRRM is a fat lazy cuck who only wants money and literally sold his story to a bunch of nobodies
>show/book about subverting really common fantasy tropes and characters earn deaths and victories
>turn the show into a Marvel tier meme with Jon Snow being invincible and Daenerys always being right (even if it doesn't make sense or they have to retcon it)
>also there are a billion mercenary groups that are all the best in the world but nobodies ever heard about until the plot needs to materialize a super ebic army out of nowhere
>and all the "bad guys" die because they are bad, not because they made mistakes or anything but just because they go against the good guys
Just put this shit out of it's misery
>it's nearly over...this madness is nearly finished.
You guys take it too seriously. It’s just a fun fantasy show about teens fighting zombies.
>just turn off your brain bro lmao
Jewish tribal nepotism in the pursuit of maintaining cultural hegemony.
Even still, they couldn't find a pair of talented Jews?
Memes aside, is it just me or does DB Weiss just seem REALLY stupid? Like just the way he talks in interviews makes me think he shouldn’t be trusted to use a toaster without adult supervision.
Their commentary tracks are literally just them fawning over the fact that professional actors can emote on command like it's fucking witchcraft. They are legitimately braindead
Agreed, I still cannot for the life of me understand why that fat fuck sold his own series to these useless untalented kikes
Maario Naharis
Based Maario Naharis poster
Be honest lads...she was the best qt of the show
fuck I mean freyfu
>DABID THE UNDERTAKER ENTERS AND SLAMS JON SNOW AGAINST THE FLOOR WITH AN ELECTRIC GUITAR!
>OH FUCKKKKKKK
reminder that Rhaego will be revealed to be alive in TWOW
>TWOW
TWOW will come out at the end of the year as the HBO embargo will be over
>Season 8 is about to premiere
>HBO running all their ads before the clock hits the hour
>Suddenly the screen fades
>GRRM appears on screen, sitting in a chair
>"Welcome to the final season of Game of Thrones. For fans of the book and TV series, I know you have all been waiting for this moment"
>"And I know some of you have been waiting for another special moment as well..."
>"...so I would like to announce that a new Wild Cards anthology is coming out later this year."
Captain Maario Naharis
Now that...that would be kino
based
lmao