Confess

Confess.

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I hate democracy.
I want to live in a Republic.
I hate the fact that women can destroy your life with just a false accusation.
I want them to realize what the hell they are doing before the west breaks.

Also, i want an artificial womb, so that i can have kids without being chained by a woman, and destroyed.

I finger my ass while watching absolutely normal kpop music videos.

i don't find most of the little girls posted here now to be very attractive

i want to kill all the pedos who post here

I just recently became a footfag, you fucks corrupted me. Now all I jerk off to is feet

I haven't scene any of the shit that gets meme'd/marketed here

I fap exclusively to traps and have done so for the last 10 years.

That's a good thing.

I guess, I still post about it like I have

I falseflag as a Marveldrone and DCuck in the same threads and reply to myself all day long.

I haven't seen the movie "The Pest" in 4 years.

Capeshit has taken over the board and in a month GoT will, then come the summerfags. I want to pull my hair out.

I've never seen ET and I don't care to.
I make super sexist and racist post and cringe when incel losers unironically reply with supportive comments

I love Mary

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I post the same thread everyday

/pol/ disguised as Yea Forums has ruined Captain Marvel for me. I won't even let my dad pay for ticket.

I Kevinpost

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I'm a virgin but i don't hate women.

A-am i still an incel?

I love the x-men movies. Almost all of them

me too, which one is yours?

yes, a thirsty one to boot

I report all waifu threads except for Ana De Armas and Isabella Moner. No, I don’t feel bad about it.

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that's not a confession, that's being pathetic

>A-am

No, but you are extremely gay

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Are you the dance-off poster?

You dick

no

you're a late bloomer

>except for Ana De Armas and Isabella Mone
don't worry I do it

I keep telling myself that, but I’m almost 35

I regularly cuck some dude with his hot red head gf he ignores. She will bring her kid to my house so I can fuck her while the baby naps. One time the baby woke up while I was fucking her mom in the ass. Instead of stopping I just kept going until I came in her ass with her baby still watching.

I’ve done that twice.

I have a botnet with over 10,000 clients and am giving captain marvel between half and two star reviews on RT.

I want to see Captain Marvel with my gf just to point out how badly made it is. How insulting to women the film is.

Thank god.

I was afraid because I said I didn't like Captain Marvel and now everyone says i'm an Incel :(

Based.

>I'm a virgin but i don't hate women
yet

When I'm horny I pusy post on Yea Forums all night trying to get people to post niche porn for me to fap to, and it NEVER works.
Doesn't mean I'll stop trying.

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i keep telling myself im going to be better but already jerked off 7 times today and still havent made a single attempt to get a gf

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well you have to work hard to bloom late

not browsing incel forums is a great first step

I have pretended to like Boondock Saints to fit in. It's horrible, yet I still wanted to be liked in that crowd so I watched it over and over and over so I could quote it. I have hated myself for 15 years for doing that.

Also, a girl from work has a child but she just recently left the father. I want to bang her and leave her in a worse emotional state by ditching her. She is very nice but I want to ruin her.

holy fucking BASED! any pics of her? I fucking love redheads

Me too, which one is yours?

That's not really cucking if the guy is a bad husband. It's cucking if he really loves and cares for her.

I accidentally showed my power level at work and now this autist keeps making le epic inside Yea Forums jokes around me and I hate it.

tsk tsk user you broke the golden rule

>Also, a girl from work has a child but she just recently left the father. I want to bang her and leave her in a worse emotional state by ditching her. She is very nice but I want to ruin her.
better hurry up and be the first in a string of constant mistakes she's gonna make

how did you “accidentally” reveal your power level?

I cried to the ending of "Drop Dead Fred".

I’ve been posting here nearly daily for the past 2 years and have only had a few threads reach bump limit and a quarter of the posts in those threads were mine.

Which boards does your coworker browse?

probably said roasties or kek