Is The Nutcracker any good

Is The Nutcracker any good

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It's another user's cold unloved heart warms up again after he falls in love with a young pretty actress that will be a thot soon and it will break his heart once again Thread. Don't do yourself like this man

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shut up and post her feet

I'd nut all over that cracker

Looks like she fucks inuits.

>Some slut in a soldiers uniform
Libtard propaganda.

movie sucks.
Keira Knightly hit the wall in acting and looks.

She and the other old hag are annoying as fuck.

Mackenzie Foy and her movie sister are hot.
Foy's dad in the movie gives off extreme incest lust vibes, insisting that both his daughters must dance with him, no matter what.

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Woah, is that street legal?

>dude what if we took a classic ballet but then made it into a “””serious””” movie that is nothing like the source material

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>Ellie Bamber's imdb
>Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
I feel i should watch that, it keeps poppin' up everytime i look a qt in imdb.

>le ebin redpilled overdosed into gayness
the absolute state of you

>when you would rather see Nutcracker posting because at least it isn’t more capeshit

Fuck me lads, what’s happened to Yea Forums?

The ballet itself isn't even that good aside from the music. The libretto is garbage and the choreography is typically mediocre

>they totally ruined the lore of my super important ballad that is recited by literal toddlers, how dare they make changes to it to make it more suited to a feature length film
big yikes

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Its lost thanks to idiots like this legit lol

Looks like she is paired with black male romantic interests

What’s the point of making a Nutcracker movie if it’s literally nothing like the Nutcracker?

What is an example of a classic ballet with good choreography, then?

nut cracker more like cute cracker

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ok, ok, wot if...wot if, there were a ballet film that would include Mckensie Foy, Ellie Bamber, Hermione Corfield, Dove Cameron, Kat McNamara, Anya Taylor-Joy, Moaner, Annalise Basso, Hailey Stanfield, Alexandra Daddario, Lily James, Felicity Jones, Eva Green, Anna De Armas, Gemma Arterton.
The plot twist is that is a romance, with no dudes faggin' up the screentime.

but I like sluts in uniforms and im not a liberal

are you trying to say that black swan was a good movie?

Id let her crack these nigger nuts thats for sure!

cant ploy the foy

will never have sexy with the mckenzie

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>Brown eyes

No thanks

Money, tax breaks, etc.

her eyes are green

j-just imagine that, haha

>ywn come home after a hard day at work with mackenzie waiting for you with dinner on the table

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Money laundering, social engineering, liberal propaganda, etc

how is she so literally lp bros?

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Nutcracker? More like I want to nut in her cracker ass

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that's the idea

absolutely BASED

>try and look for her bikini pics
>cp comes up
pretty based desu senpai