Two Cakes edition
previous thread >discord: discord.gg
/trek/
Hunter Miller
Cooper Kelly
Why are there so many religious aliens but not a single religious human?
Blake Scott
posting in a star trek thread
Chase Johnson
the past two threads were peak /trek/
Cameron Reed
>discord
OP is truly a faggot.
Nathaniel Wilson
>discord
you guys dont really do this with your generals, do you?
Michael Hill
>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?
Aaron Miller
The Orville is objectively mediocre. Stop overrating it
Thomas Cox
>sheet cakes from a grocery store
Oh man, that takes me back.
Zachary Wright
YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT
BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK STARFLEET AESTHETIC LOOKS LIKE
Joseph Diaz
This thread was peak /trek/
Michael Powell
it even ha a discord link! oh boy!
Sebastian Walker
>bakerys dont make sheet cake
???
David Garcia
It's not funny anymore.
Benjamin Stewart
/trek/, yes!
Kevin Ross
Christopher Davis
Chakotang is religious. He's the only human I can recall ever seeing praying or engaging in religious ceremony, or having any kind of religious items. I can't recall ever seeing a crucifix, or a bible, or any Christian cultural items, or Jewish, or Islamic. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Justin Roberts
Christian hoomang right here user.
Cameron Stewart
we have entered the dark place where it isn't funny anymore. but don't stop now, keep going, one day it will be so awful and autistic that we will laugh again. i believe in you.
Jace Wood
Don't encourage this gayness
Brayden Carter
Trek is love, pls no bully fren.
Parker Adams
holy holy donut
Adrian Wright
David Hernandez
Are we still being astroturfed?
Easton Hughes
weal fwens don't say nasties
Cameron Gray
Why does everyone say "Prime Directive" in season 1, but as soon as Pike steps onboard they switch to "General Order 1"?
Xavier Thomas
It never ends. Helium tank arrives tomorrow. Goodbye everyone!
Ryan Roberts
don't tell me what to do
Bentley Hill
But if you seppuku, you'll miss out on all the new /trek/ content!
Jason Garcia
Please don't associate TOS with that fattie.
Jacob Morris
heh, quite accurate
Ryder Jackson
Akoocheemoya on this Friday we are far from the normies Akooocheemoya
Tyler Cox
WHO IS THE RED ANGEL? HELP??
Colton Hill
Speaking of, last episode was great.
Brayden Fisher
>new /trek/ content
about that...
Bentley Moore
spock
Blake Bailey
irl ro laren likes it
Colton James
Isn't is stated that the Red Angle is female? Maybe Spock's mom?
Hunter Stewart
Burnham says general order 1 to gorgieo in episode 1, on the desert planet they fix the well in the opening sequence before the shinzou picks them up.
I wondered this too so I started rewatching from the beginning to find the first occurrance, it didn't take long.
Eli Garcia
i need to make a new edit for
Angel Sanders
it's Michael.
Liam Sullivan
>Isn't is stated
gg
Nolan Moore
add "x is subjective so the characters are fine"
Jaxon Butler
Its been a long road...
Jason Reyes
But they still say "Prime Directive" in the pilot and in that one with Saru and the giant crystal thing.
In Season 2 they just stop saying "Prime Directive" altogether, it's "General Order One" over and over.
Sebastian Sanchez
>Akoocheemoya
Akoocheemoya my ass, explain the STD and Discord faggottry!
Nathan Cruz
No fucking way dude. Only based Shatner admits to being on the Nazi hate Colombian maize juggling forum.
Xavier Williams
Its the same thing user.
Samuel Perez
gg
Caleb Ortiz
That'd be a cool crossover.
Dominic Cox
bets?
Daniel Wright
Enterprise should have ended with Sam leaping out. Either that or future guy should have been Sam.
Brandon Stewart
>crossover
Say what?
Benjamin Campbell
>the probe from the future haxored us with SQL injections
Should have used Norton.
Dylan Ramirez
true
Aaron Fisher
Probably because Roddenberry was a big leftie and his utopian vision of the future had a society where science had replaced religion and people didn't suffer from scarcity. Basically it's along his gommie dreams.
Hudson White
It's fake
Elijah Sanders
because apparently someone said that all humans in Trek are SJWs
Blake Carter
Hello I like Star Trek
Jayden Morris
I think Star Track SUCKS
William Martinez
You came to the wrong thread motherfucker
Lincoln Davis
Hoo boy
Ayden Young
But do you like /trek/?
Connor Carter
>Gothic Roman MST
Consider suicide
Daniel Parker
Looks like the great bird of the galaxy landed on roddenberry's head
Nathan Collins
>not using the Romulan image in your reply
3/10 apply yourself
Lucas Wilson
PREVIOUSLY ON STD
Michael: S-spock I'm sorry I didn't mean to call you a la creatura del Vulcano 56%er w-when we were kids I was messed up and I know it-
Spock: LMAO (logic-ing my ass off) you think I give two shits this isn't about you snowflake I'm trying to save galactic civilization here get the ponfarr out of here with that
Kevin Rodriguez
lol, beard!
Eli Ramirez
Why didn't he just use his space phone to call Romulus?
Nathan Roberts
They probably jammed subspace communications
Aiden Parker
Venereal disease apologists will defend learning disabled incel mommy-issue spock like it's not a complete character subversion.
Nolan Smith
Do you rememeber Kirk in Who Mourns for Adonais? It was network meddling, but still.
Jack Sanders
Whatever, Satan.
Lucas Torres
>Satan hates STD
Are we the baddies?
Zachary Evans
satan just means adversary, as in challenging the stats quo
he is also the angel of illumination
Noah Morales
>believing Satan's lies
It's adversary as in enemy. Satanists are deluded. In Islam, Satan rebelled because he refused to bow before man.
Carson Howard
He wasn't even supposed to be there. Presumably, from his perspective, if the Dominion found out he was even talking to the Federation it could jeopardize their position. Further, when you consider what the Female Changeling said to Garak regarding the survivors of the joint assault on Planet Goo-man, most Romulans knew their days were numbered.
Adrian Diaz
So hes the red angel!
Jacob Brown
Mason Baker
God made Satan, knowing what would happen.
Andrew Reyes
>WHO IS THE RED ANGEL? HELP??
We already have Michael and Gabriel, so it should Raphael or Uriel.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Colton Watson
that png is ironic
Elijah Cox
Reminder Discovery is getting better with each episode. Can't wait for season 3
Tyler Cook
>Vulcan's Forge is a forest now instead of a desert
????????????