/wwtbam/ - Who Wants to be a Millionaire

Very easy questions so far

It’s actually embarrassing they didn’t say James I or Charles I

I've wondered about that

How do i watch this? Im swedish

Ask your wife's boyfriend.

tvcatchup.com/watch/itv

I did but they're busy

Clarkson is kino

Another easy question

To be fair it was during a time when Internet was a fraction of the speed it is now, they could barely get the answer within 30 seconds

He could go all the way

inb4 loses all lifelines on a spice girls question

Whatever im watching isn't who wants to be a millionaire

>21
He looks at least 30.

First somewhat challenging question

Absolutely no clue

Bloody hell I feel like a retard, I had no idea what countries they were capitals of

Lol come on now bruv

have you ever looked at footballer ms and where they’re from now bruv

Stop watching bong TV Klara.

No you fucking weirdo

Imagine not knowing what Operation Torch is lol

raises paw

Fuck he's doing it

think I might give up my aspirations to be on a game show, no way am I smart enough

How the fuck does he know?

Looool battyman is wet as

you try darkin on me coz man knows

behave now

Classical music questions are notoriously basic if you even know a small amount about it

They’ll often use composers out of the era or use their most famous piece of music

Maybe not crazy money smart, £32k isn't that hard to get to.

You don't just go on a game show - you watch quizzes for years and after you watch 2-3 a day you realise they tend to start using the same questions over and over. There is such a thing as professional quizzers

sometimes yeah but for this particular set of questions I'd be done at 16k max

BBC BTFO

Gut says Venus

As someone who used to waifu a womyn tennis player

I know it’s D

there are always topics that turn up,
if you could come up with a way to memorise patterns, it would be great.
for example the monarchs of the UK, top ten chart singles, world cup winners, languages

It's Venus but I can't blame him if he walks

Based cool headed lad

I thought it was Venus before it even came up, but I'd still walk.

250,000 to 500,000 isnt a big difference but 250,000 to 32,000 is disasterous.

There's a mnemonic for English monarchs. Don't know about the rest.

Is this the best strategy boys?
>answer with no lifelines for everything you either know or think you know
>use a couple of lifelines (ideally 50/50 then audience) on a question you don't know
>set your safety barrier or whatever it's called on the next question assuming you get the previous one right after the lifelines
>answer if you know the next one but use remaining lifelines if unsure, just so you can push yourself into the safety barrier range
>yolo all the rest of the answers until you win a million or get one wrong

Fuck this cunt and fuck you for enabling him. PS I know the lads who burgled his house. He was paying youngsters to decorate cash in hand with out knowing anything about them. They cleaned him out and he knows where they drink etc but he knows they’ll hospitalise him. Massive posh faggot.

lol pussy

50/50 is the best lifeline tho

Remember he had a female "friend" in the audience? She must be all over his dick now

>new contestants
>20 mins left in the series

Not seen millionaire in years, just realised why I'd not go on this show.

I'd suck at fastest finger.

They should do away with it. It kinda sucks to get on tv but not in the seat.

>HR manager
Out before 16 then

HR wankers btfo

Plain Jane

Pretty sure you can keep applying if you don't get past fastest finger first

She's kinda cute

let's see some proof you soft cunt

HR is the most brainlet of business roles

yeah so you use it to help the audience out before using that lifeline. 50/50 and audience is pretty much a free pass to the next question. Once that's gone, then it's time to play safe

tfw you miss the pre-1000 questions. It didn't know the torvell and dean answer.

Remember when they fucked that guy with Dracula? The audience are brainlets.

>loooool I like film!
>star wars and stuff

BASED BASED BASED HATES NUWARS

>I like films
>Star Wars

Everything but the OT btfo by based Jez

Yes womyn don’t have hobbies

Water is wet

Remember to play the UK advert game. Spot a black person? take a shot

black guy making a cosmological argument

I trust we are all watching gogglebox after this lads.

nah snooker la’

BRAINLET ALERT

what the fuck

Quite obviously woodwind.

Programme idea: instead of having the audience guess there is a ‘don’t know’ option for them as well

>those based lads voting for string and percussion

>6% went with percussion or string
Fuck me

Fatty knows pasta

then should, then when they get a difficult question the majority can choose that option and let the few people who know answer.

Got the pasta one wrong lads, I had written off tube was penne

What a suitable question for International Women's Day.

thought rigatoni were bow shaped tbqh

Andy

>""""""""film buff""""""""" doesn't know this

It's Andy ffs

Has to be the kid

Andy

>two Disney questions in one night

does that dog actually appear in the sequels?

Did you go see captain marvel tonight lad? You better have you bigot

Monty hall problem, by that logic she should change to woody ;^^)))

Ya it's a big part of the rescue attempt from Newman in 2

In 3 it's really old and dies

It's an old dog by TS3

Yes

He’s an old doggo in toy story 3 :’(

How did she make it here, she's an absolute brainlet

cringe, fuck quiz shows and fuck british cucks who watch this liberal intellecual elitist shit

link please??????????

that's a bit sad

Lifelines and getting the easiest questions in any game so far

...

>2019
>liberal STILL watching this shit
oh lawd i am laffin

sure smells like incel in this post

also BASAED questrion about englands greatest primeminister

theodolite easy question wtf

No clue, gonna guess jeweller

Easy question.

I actually know this from one of the Broken Sword games

Surveyor. Lefty cucks have never worked a real job

>easy
>doesnt say the answer
hmmm

Millennials have done much better than boomers in this run.

that's a lot of money they never get that far in the local version here

this show is so fucking ass compared to tarrants version, liike wtf it's like a different show entirely

They should do this every Friday, not a whole week

It seems a lot less 'robust' to me. The original series had a lot of tension and drama and just felt more solid overall.

They cut out all the tension and decided to make it a quick firing show. Attention spans can't be bothered with the 3-4 minute "oh hmm maybe its a oh hmm i love my kids" that was in tarrants version

back to /pol/ NPC

Hello zoomer

Back in the glory day it went on for a week at a time

When it became weekly it was the start of the end

i mean anyone could google it so saying answer doesn't mean anything.

>miscegenation propaganda is normal and ok!

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why is no one uploading these episodes anymore? my VPN doesn't work FUCK

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I get that Clarkson's busy, but this comeback has been really successful. It needs to be a full-time thing

whats the stop the "friend" on phone a friend doing a quick google search whilst on the line?

They're backstage with ITV staff.

Fuck off yank

The phone a friend, the friend is usually in an officer with a producer overseeing them

no license

They have about 4 friends that are backstage