Sean Connery went from this

Sean Connery went from this..

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to this.
In 5 years. what happened? Man aged 20 years

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to this

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He clearly weighs a lot more in the second pic.

Yeah looks like more fat on his cheeks. Hairline is starting to recede too

...to this.

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>Hairline is starting to recede too
He was bald before the first movie you fucking idiot

What are you prepared to do

Well being Scottish doesn't really help, and he was already into his 30s by the first Bond film. Anyway there's no need to bully based Connery.

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No I think its his genuine hair in Dr No and FRWL. Either Goldeneye or Thunderball he started with wigs

Goldfinger, I mean.

>Goldeneye

heh.

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Well you are wrong. but I guess you can say whatever you want.

>those golden soles
unf

Probably alcohol

>tfw 2009 was 30 years ago

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Looks the same to me.

he hits a wall after Thunderball

Shit diet and lack of exercise

>VV
Why do people do this?

Why wasn’t your “to this?” post a picture of him asianified.

that shot is from the beginning of FYEO before he gets his "makeover"

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Hes the man now, dog.

looks ok, but everyone back then smoked like a chimney as in 40 cigarettes a day.

VVhat do you mean?

Nope, Connery was bald for his entire run, just like shatner the hairpiece was always there.

He needs to get on finasteride ASAP

I kek'd

god he looks so fucking bad...what a fucking slob. my grandpa is 101 years old and looks better than him. could probably kick his fucking ass too.

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the 2nd poster in the god tier section, is that on her majesty's secret service?

How can you tell? Genuine question, I'm awful at distinguishing whether someone's actually wearing a piece or not.

Ciggarettes and whiskeys

my argument for his hair being genuine in the first films is a completely different hairline come Thunderball
look at it here. find it hard to believe its a wig with a hairline so high

He was the best Bond, that's all that matters.

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So can I fix my fat face just by stop drinking alcohol?

low fat and salt diet also really helps. Drink water breh

The Living Daylights really don't belong above meh. Licence To Kill should be at the top though.

Needs to legendary his One-Handed

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Hee got bored with Bond but couldn’t get out of his contract so he didn’t bother staying in shape.

He actually got back into top shape when he did Nver Say Necer Again 20 years later

>FYEO
No, it was YOLT

kek

This scene he’s like a cat playing with a mouse he already caught... fucking great

>best Bond
Nah, that's Brosnan

Connery went completely bald in his early 20’s. You’ve never seen him without a wig.

his nose and mouth are completely different... most likely replaced.

>thunderball
>god tier

By far. No competition whatsoever.

>You’ve never seen him without a wig.
there are pictures in this thread without a wig

This is incorrect. High saturated fat is crucial for skin health, hormone production and neurotransmitter levels. Low fat diet was a Jewish trick in the 50’s to brainwash society into high sugar addiction and the cascade of associated illnesses from obesity.

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This opinion is disgusting

He’s never not worn a hairpiece in every movie he’s been in. He was completely bald at 25.

Well, it's true

i never understood the hate for QoS. please explain

>Shit tier
All of them, they are no better than capeshit.

Incorrect. Every webm and picture posted so far is a hairpiece.

>that interview where the cunt host tries to corner him on that statement but he doesn't back down an inch and calmly explains when it's appropriate to slap a woman
absolute kino

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The first Bond film I ever saw was Octopussy when I was 9. My Dad liked NSNA better and told me Connery was the original Bond but I thought that was bullshit until I got a little older.

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she was perfect

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Because people who worked on the film confirmed it. He’s been bald forever.

I seem to recall Connery himself saying that he started going noticeably bald in his teens. I can't remember the talk show but I think it was the same interview where he said he lost his virginity to a housewife when he was a 16 year old milk delivery boy or something like that.

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i mean hes wrong, violence against the weak is wrong, but id still like to see him not give a fuck

The editing is too fast for brainlets, that's about it. It's among the best Bonds and makes a kino duology with CR.

Outside of the face getting fatter he is the same. Just happens when you gain weight.

>violence
Hardly, it's an open handed slap, he's quite clear about it.
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Fine for that time but today you stand no chance in doing this because women will call police on your ass

This.

Dalton >>> Brosnan.

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>I never understood it. I read the book. I read the script. I saw the movie. I still don't understand it. Hobbits, bobbits, what's its?

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QOS is not a bond film

kek based af
happy womens day

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Do the Ayatollah!!!

wow

Neither are most of Brosnan's.

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I liked it

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Sometimes people need to be slapped when they are being retarded. That goes for men too. An open handed slap is nothing

He saved them from themselves by turning it down.
Connery would have been awful as Gandalf.

women call the police at random anyway, false rape accusations, all kinds of shit, knocking some sense into them might help

Remember that time Sir Sean Connery shagged Audrey Hepburn up the bum?

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he has dementia you piece of shit.

Is View to a Kill any good? I love that song but don't recall watching the movie

This is Connery kino here.

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He looks old in Diamonds are Forever even. He let his eyebrows grow really bushy and started talking in his Welsh more strongly than before

>started talking in his Welsh

What?

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His scottish or whatever. He started doing that "shhlluurrr witthhsh his words that everyone loves to parody, but he never talked like that in the early bond films

Well the character of James Bond is half-Scottish and half-Swiss, so we can forgive him.

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I don't even consider him Scottish anymore

binary get

He's quintessentially English by now it's true. For Queen and country.

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Why does he look so swarthy?
He's Scottish, but looks Italian

>Where am I?
>Why am I crossing the street?
>How do I walk?

Not the guy you were replying to but I also have a problem with Connery for the same reason. His acting is fine, yes Bond's father was Scottish, but Bond was an orphan and to quote a meme, he basically shits the Queen. It is difficult not to imagine him as a swashbuckling English gentleman and Connery's accent knocks me out of the illusion. If he's going to sound so Scottish, the scripts should have been tweaked to reflect that.

He wasn’t orginally. Fleming made him half Scottish after being so impressed by Connory’s Bond

Worst film in the franchise, in my opinion. Connery should've stayed gone after You Only Live Twice, which was fantastic. An utterly shit tier ending for the Blofeld saga which had been set up so deftly by On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

What was he originally, just English?

Presumably.

Weirdly enough it's my favorite film in the Connery era. I love the Las Vegas setting, Jill St. John is a legendary semen demon and I think the humor is great. It also has my favorite "bon vivant" moment with the sherry. It's a shame that they more or less dropped the alcohol snob element of his character in the 90s and it never came back.

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Connory’s thick Scottish accent was deliberate by Dr. No director Terence Young. He wanted Bond to be convincingly dangerous to audiences. He figured it’d be easier getting a tough guy and polishing him up as opposed to getting some posh Brit and trying to make him look tough.

Connory was ex Military bodybuilder who’d never worn a suit until Bond. At first Fleming hated the casting. Calling Connory an over developed stuntman

Perfect and made for BBC!!!

The actor's lack of a massive prosthetic facial scar is the only positive aspect of the film's depiction of Blofeld, in my opinion. Everything from the intro to the oil rig finale was contrived. It was especially disappointing because I enjoyed the preceding two films so much and I thought Telly Savalas was the perfect Blofeld. The death of Tracy di Vicenzo provided genuine pathos to Bond which lingered with him the next dozen films. I didn't think that Diamonds Are Forever did a good job capitalizing on all of that. The two South African hitmen were okay as villains but the outro scene as waiters on the ship was, to me, slapstick and out of place.

Yeah the villain and climax were shit, but I love everything else about it. Watching it right after OHMSS is a bad idea for sure, but on its own I think it's an extremely entertaining romp. Mr. Went and Mr. Kidd is a hoot and the cruise ship ending is great imo. It's one of my top 10 favorite Bond movies. Different strokes

underrated kino

I suppose that makes sense, but ultimately it's just lazy. Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Daniel Craig, they all pulled it off. Brosnan was always pussy Bond to me, though.

Holy shit I need a video of this. This needs to be mandatory viewing for any and all women, alongside the PSA on Craig Ferguson by Malin Akerman.

It's both Connery and Caine kino.

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It's fucking absurd... The entire premise of the film, the big bad... Is that an evil corporation is trying to make Bolivians pay 15% more a month for their water bills...

just keeping it real, user

>executes him
damn

When needs must.

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Good livin

>Oi belief
>Yesh
Accent kino right there.

It's remarkably forgettable. Flat one-liners and Grace Jones/Chris Walken mostly wasted. Mayday is bae

It's my third favorite Bond movie. The plot is basically Goldfinger in reverse, but with tons of weird shit. It's easily the strangest Bond flick, if that's what you're into.

The entire Moore Era is criminally underrated

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>He didn't understand the 5 minutes of plot in a 1 hour 30 minute film
I mean I understand that the film had some issues, specifically the erratic editing throughout many of the action sequences, but it isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be. I've always argued that better editing and longer shots potentially could have brought us a decent follow up to Casino Royale.

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>great interrogation scene at the start
>shorten the stupid scaffolding fight and have it lead into the gun barrel then title sequence like they did in Casino Royale
>allow the film room to breathe, the longer shots in the desert really worked wonders
>have someone fix the fight scenes

It could have been great, it even had the perfect center scene as it was, the hotel scene was just great, as were the archs between Bond and Camille / Bond and M.

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It was the best of the Roger Moore films which for me is high praise. The only part I wasn't crazy about was Grace Jones, because at the time I saw the film I had seen her do the exact same schtick in several other films and so I found it tedious. Is that necessarily the film's fault? Maybe not. The only other downside is that it is Moore at his oldest, he was a great Bond but much better as a younger man for the same obvious reasons as anyone else (considering what's in each script regardless of age).

The Spy Who Loved Me is by far and away the best Roger Moore Bond film.

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The problem wasn't that Moore was too old, it's his hairstyle and wardrobe. It's as if they were deliberately trying to make him look like an old fart, it's weird. Anyway it's my second favorite of Moore's after pic related

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diet of whiskey, scotch, cigarettes and steak

honestly, surprised he lived this long

DA JOOS

He looks like a pajeet.

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Upboat. Look at these God tier aesthetics.

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Well the 80s fashion didn't help, Dalton wore similar stuff in TLD and it was doable but not great. Roger Moore had plastic surgery done but he had suffered from skin cancer (revealed a while ago) and they say that made him look different as well.

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>casino royale (1967) meh tier
look at this guy

He was plenty handsome in most of the films but in AVTAK he just looks strange. Then again the whole film is absolutely bizarre so I guess it fits

From Russia is absolute Elder God tier.

Boat Trip was unironically one of his best performances lmao.

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I don't like Gilbert's directing and I think the film lacks suspense. Also as lovely as Barbara Bach is her fake Russian accent is horrible and in some scenes just disappears. Also it was when Moore began to act goofier

I prefer Moore's first two movies when he was more hard-edged

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Lettuce see you in 50+ yrs.

Love the elderly. That will be you one day.

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>sean connery
>Welsh

This.

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