Blade 2

(((perlman)))

It's so bad it's good. It's worth watching.

this is the one with those mutant vamps and the latina (or arab?) girl? i've always liked it

yup

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Not as kino as the original Blade, but acceptable.

I like that they kept the tradition of nonsensical oneliners near the end.

jesus christ i'd forgotten how awful the early 2000's could be

I remember the CGI in the ninja fight looking like shit when the movie came out

the tacticool look is comfy user

can you blush?

2 > 1 >>>> 3

>hating Blade 2

It's been some years since I've watched it but it was pure trash kino from what I remember

Jared Nomak is the best antagonist ever.

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Where would you rank the TV Show?

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didn't he turn out to be a good guy?

Now we just need to get a picture of a normal looking black guy and we have the anti-pol equation

It was always just one of those comfy 8 am weekend TNT movies.

Ayyyy LIL DONNIE LOOK AT ME I'M GONNA STAR IN SOME INTERRACIAL GAY PORN AND THERE'S NOTHIN THOSE TINY LITTLE HANDS CAN DO ABOUT IT

great schlock, had lots of room for improvement and it could have been great in my imo. it could have been one of those shows that were nothing like anything else on tv during their run. would have liked to see it get at least 4 seasons

>good brown people versus evil bloodsucking northern europeans

I'm sure that it was great and the writing wasn't weighed down with any poor racial political analogies ha ha

I
I AGAINST I
FLESH OF MY FLESH
AND MIND OF MY MIND

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fight looks like claymation

>jews
>white
pic related

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yall get shit taste. blade 2 is kino

anti hero if anything
still evil as shit but was against the vamp (((elite))) for creating his kind

An improvement then

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YO LIL WESLEY! WONT BE ABLE TO OPEN YOUR EYES WHEN I PISS IN EM!

My favorite thing about Blade 2 is the commentary track where Del Toro just starts shitting on David Goyer's writing.

>pisshands as villain
>offscreen death of Donnie Yen
>pointless twist betrayal
>bring dead character back to life, kill him immediately in Trinity
>shitty cgi fight scenes
It was shit. Nysa's death scene was kino though.

There are white Jews
You moron

I've never felt this vibe out of him

So what is it?

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Man Tuna Fish guy wears weird mesh clothes in every role ive seen him in

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thats a chainmail shirt bro

It had Danny John Jules in it and I liked Luke Goss as Nomak fun in a trash way

This goes to remind me how Hollywood loves to waste Donnie Yen's talents.

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