The Art of Self Defense Trailer
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our guy made a kino
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I miss Rileyposting
cool
can't watch
lewd imogen scenes?
Riley is a much better director than MEW is an actor, at some point MEW will hit the wall hard and will stop getting roles just based on her good looks (let's be real her acting is decent at best) meanwhile Riley can continue making good kino for the rest of his life
that actually looks good. based riley
>i'm afraid of other men, they intimidate me
an autobiography
>Unlisted
Riley it's you my lad? You can come here this is your home.
Memeing aside it does look interesting.
stop laughing it's not funny
Wil BTFO
holy shit
DOUBLE MURDER SUICIDE
>jesse eisenberg
>all that asian culture yet no asians
>le edgy closet sociopath white kid
man I use to root for riley but this is fucking bad
>your life looks quite fulfilling
Sick burn.
PUNISHED RILEY WHEN?
fuckin riley why would he post this.
>Chilling with dogs, babys, art hoes and boxing bros
Will's life actualy seems comfy desu.
be honest Yea Forums why would any man sit back and take that? Then only bitch about it on social media of all places? wtf
>couldn't defend himself from getting cucked
A friend wouldn't say that.
chad
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TAOSD confirmed double Birds of Prey earnings
Looks good. Riley needs to make more martial arts kino. The story is literally about a virgin becoming chad.
>Riley gets SCREENWRITTER CREDIT, PRODUCER CREDIT, DIRECTOR CREDIT, DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY CREDIT making most profits go directly to him.
>500 million dollars in his pocket easy and carte blanche for whatever future project he wants.
>Puta gets actor credit... that's it lol
>50k at most and no sequels lol
P U N I S H E D
R I L E Y
R I S E S
Am I the only one liked his first movie and was unironically looking forward to this
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Will pay money for this kino just to support /our guy/.
Same
>making fun of shitty strip mall dojos
this might actually be good
based
BASTE
GET GOT GOT GOT GOT
>Riley trigger discipline sucks Stearns
risky transparent emo's quixotic fight against irony dfw style
fuck Eisenberg and fuck Riley
PUTA
Anyone taking selfies and posting them is simply a fag.
>Riley, I made a mistake. Pls take me back! uwu
oof
NONONONONONONO
FUCK OFF YOU WHORE
What does she smell like?
I took the original photo of Sam Hyde
I love that it's getting plastered constantly
are you fucked at night?
the chance of this happening is pretty high I'd say
YEAR OF RILEY ROASTIES AND SCOTSMEN ON SUICIDE WATCH
imagine how hard Yea Forums would turn on riley if he took her back
A month-two-six after the break up? He could. But now Riley is too strong-spirited to do this. While Mary reasted about, he studied they way of jiu-jitsu.
Guys she actually looks sad here and now i feel bad
pitying a whore? you gonna get cucked with that attitude, senpai!
That's what roasties deserve.
Men that are betrayed evolve emotionally and prepare themselves for opening their mind to the fact that all women are whores. That's the real reason older powerful men have a new young mistress every few years. They understand women can never truly be a partner.
Roasties just feel "depressed" for a few days before some retard hits on them at a club and they sleep together. Eventually they hit the wall and realize they are now worthless to society, but even then they dont evolve or grow from the experience. They get a cat and pretend being ugly, barren, and alone is empowering.
His life hits all the right notes if im seeing things right
yeah I have a gf
wil looks like a pretty cool guy honestly
hi riley
>t. Wil
But yes, you do.
>mew becomes old and haggard
>riley just gets better with age
it's like poetry
I’d chill with Wil
I like Riley’s genuine nature. In any way that a man has been smited with the full wrath of a women crushing your heart, Riley has suffered. I’m rooting for him to be on top. I mean what are the chances some literal who that married MEW will transcend to eclipse his tragedy.
You don't get out much, do you?
>i'm a shitposting chad who goes to beaches, pets dogs, and fucks around at barcades
t-thanks, you too
This actually looks good. The MC probably ends up murdering someone that looks suspiciously like Ewan.
Surprise Poots!
TRIALED BY FIRE
OUR BEAUTIFUL PHOENIX SOARS
PUNISHED RILEY RISES
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