Harry Potter reboot

>Harry Potter reboot
>Herminone is black

Is this ok?

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why do they reboot so much?

If there was a scene where she said "racism is bad" and a scene where she came out as a poly trans pink haired Muslim non-binary Jezebel writer you faggots would cry just as much so why not go all the way and make it the latter?

as long as she's cute
Hermoine's gen pool is lost anyway to that ginger freak, so who cares?

Is it ok to star in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody; just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>something makes a shitload of money and starts a global billion dollar franchise
>great, lets milk it and try to make as much money from it as possible
why is this so difficult to understand? You don't have to agree or disagree about it being good or bad, it's just really simple to understand you inbred mutt.

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they are rewriting existence. michael jackson is gone, POC is more than plot, and you are going to sit there a like it. they will never stop until they are forced to.

>Is this ok?
No. If they want a black character so bad then why not just make a new one? Why take an already established character and change his/her gender/race/sexual orientation? Why? Why do we need a black 007, a gay Spider-man, a transgender Wonder Woman, an Asian India Jones, or an all female version of Die Hard? Why? Why do some people attache self worth to the race/gender/whatever of a character?

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Yeah considering harry potter drones are 100% tumblrina plebs

it’s more than okay, it’s everything. brave and stunning. powerful. and brave. amd that’s a good thing. here’s 10 reasons why.

Why not make all three of them LGBT POC, fighiting against the evils of an all-white Slytherin house and in place of Voldemort's nose and snake like features, color him orange and also give him a little moustache?

>Why do some people attache self worth to the race/gender/whatever of a character?
>self worth
>race
check out /pol/

She was always black idiot the author said so recently

>bucktooth
>bad eyesight
I guess you're right.

Seriously?

Just like how it hey look, Dumbledore was gay this entire time lol get fucked homophobes

based, racists btfo

>giving yourself to a ginger freak

I don't know anything more cuck worthy than that. you basically throw your child's chances of success right out the window if they are a male ginger.

>be black male
>just cannot get into Superman
>No interest in his comics/movies
>Superman is recast as a black man
>"WTF I love Superman now"

I'm just say I don't understand how people just instantly connect with a character more just because of that. There aren't any black people in Lord of the Rings and I still like it...but if they rebooted it and made Gandalf black I wouldn't like it anymore because of that. It's just stupid.

i'll just wait for the inevitable second reboot in 2 years, like spideman

why do you fags keep spamming this shit
if you ignored it, it wouldn't happen but you're all facebook memes tier

nah, she a mulatto

Did you know that all of Shakespeare's plays only have men and traps in them?

>Dumbledore was gay the entire time
>JK Rowling is only writer for Fantastic Beasts
>Lol now he isnt gay the international market wont like that

What a true LGBTQA+ ally

>Harry Potter reboot
You mean the play that everyone hated, and that is completely unadaptable to film?

It's both powerful and inclusive and also very much diverse

Yeah make it, watch it draw massive negativity, watch it bomb, forget it instantly.

Isn't that how this shit works now

it will happen eventually. it's absolutely subverting the happily ever after white family trope.

FFS it's not even a decade since the last one
Fuck the world, i can't wait for the chinks to take over

only if we can replace real life non-whites with whites

Worst opening of one of these I've ever seen.

DC made a seperate Chinese "Superman" character that didnt replace the og Clark Kent, they did pandering better than marvel, while marvel had to literally either kill off or downright replaced the classic heroes with their diversity characters which lasted a good few years in the comics.

The best part is, Chink superman acknowledges that hes not the true superman but still is bros with Clark. He rather stick to his own country of China

Weak opening indeed, but I am glad the pasta is here

The fuck is this, Harry Potter and The Black Plague?

I can live with that. I'm fine with a new character taking the mantle but still being their own person.

>Be black male
>Just cannot into US politics
>See Obama
>wtf guys, all of our votes count, I love voting!
>96% of all black votes cast were for him
Really activates your almonds, doesn't it?

I knew they would reboot eventually but god damn

Fantastic Beats isnt even over yet, are they canning that series?

Sure, why not?

It's a fictional character. Hormone can be an Mexican ghost if you wanted. There are no rules!

Because lord knows you can't have a racial conflict without one person having dark skin

At least pick a pretty black girl ffs not a legit sheboon who literally cant even with her bush hair

>rebooting a movie series that ended not too long ago
why? Im an fan of the Harry Potter movies but this is fucking dumb. will Harry Potter also be a woke KANG?

Using magic to steal shit!? Genious! would be kino

Actually it does...

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She’s canonically white, it says so explicitly in The Prisoner of Azkaban. Look up white ethnocide

I could totally dig an Asian Indiana Jones if it was actually Short Round.

You cant be racist against white devils retard

Have sex

Are they seriously re-making a film from 15 years ago?
Kill yourself you retarded fuck

No, It'd be an Asian Indy with Short Round being a sassy little black girl.

>an Asian India Jones
Jackie Chan has already got you covered there.

but they always fall flat and hardly make any profit

Spider Man has been rebooted 3 times in less than that timespan

Spider Man doesn't comprise eight fucking movies

no i do no associate with niggurs

Honestly "mudblood" should have been a dead giveaway that she was black

Her parents were dentists. That requires several extra years of schooling.

It's going to be cool when this flops hard.
No one want's to see blacks on screen, except blacks.
Especially something like this, with emily watsons hermione still fresh in the memory. You can't just go from pretty english girl to full nog in one hit. At least ease us in with a light brown, indian/latino or some shit.

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"NIGGAMUS EXPELLIARMUS!"

he's obviously gay though in Fantastic Beasts 2

That means she was afraid, like going pale as a ghost. Not that she is literally white

Do you think when cowboys use the yellow bellied insult it means that person is literally asian?

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>That means she was afraid, like going pale as a ghost. Not that she is literally white

Considering she was hand picked by the author herself and that the drawings of her were also done before Watson was picked, I'd say she wasnt scared at all and her white face was sticking out from behind the tree.

do black people go pale when afraid?

No because black magic is forbidden.

>Do you think when cowboys use the yellow bellied insult it means that person is literally asian?

Yellow bellied is referring to birds, which are easily spooked.

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Hot

>Herminone is black
THIS would probably be the hit to the normies after which they wake up from the NPC dream

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True which is why jkr called her a mudblood

It's funny how no read the books at all. Lupin explicitly refers to Hermoine being black toward the end of Prisoner of Azkaban.

"I can't believe I trusted you! And covered up for you!" Hermoine cried, turning her brown head from Harry to Lupin. "Harry-professor Lupin is a werewolf!"
"Congratulations Hermoine," Lupin said with a sad smile, raising his wand toward them. "You really are the niggerest witch in your class."
"EH YO!" Hermoine shouted at the top of her deep baritone lungs, springing to her feet and rummaging in the waist band of her loose jeans for her wand.

Who the fuck is Gary?

Dunno but he lools black to me
Such a mystery why a progressive author like JK would lynch him out of existence