CAPTAIN MARVEL - THEATERS EMPTY WORLDWIDE

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it´s happening

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women dont watch superhero flicks, they don't care about that and they actually laugh at manbaby comic book nerds. the only ones that do watch these are attention whores who follow popular trends. they dont give a sht about it other than that

OH NO NO NO NO!!!

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>Meanwhile at Shazam

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>theaters say they all screenings are sold out
>go in, they're actually all empty

M O N E Y
L A U N D E R I N G

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>1st step: make a tweet saying that the theaters are empty
>2nd step: post it on Yea Forums
have sex

>this film appears to not be popular
>you are short

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

it is the only movie to watch yesterday, of course that there are empty theaters

The fuck does that mean, I don't speak redguard

Disney is buying their own fucking tickets lmao.

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Based

SLICK EMPTY

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EMPTY THEATERS - THAT'S A GOOD THING - HERE'S WHY

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Biggest screen (600~ seats) of the biggest multiplex in the country. 40% seats sold 15 minutes before the screening, and this is premiere day and friday to boot. Absolute disaster considering they marketed it here a lot. I see billboard signs all over the streets.

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Based have sex poster

Empty theaters means everyone already saw it last night.

Doesn't matter, Disney will claim victory because they gave out so many free tickets and will claim them all as revenue.

EL EMPTIO

JAJAJAJAJAJA

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have a sex

central NYC in just a few of hours

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how miserable is your daily life that you repost the exact same thread every 6 hours

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Where's everybody?

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underrated post

no surprise, china does it all the time

>Check biggest local cinema
>Basically empty at all showings
OH NONONO

It's selling well in my area, sadly.

And that no one else is going to see it after this week

>le incel circle jerk threads with le twitter and blogosphere screencaps

Anyone else cringing at these incel threads? I mean I did this shit in 2016 with the Trump memes but I’m over that now. Doesn’t it seem cringey to still be doing it?

Why would China money launder for US?

black guys are fucking based, I wish I could talk like that. it would never occur me to say a theatre was "slick empty".

have sex

> that single handicap seat sold, front left

Crippled AND forever alone. Fate is cruel.

China do it for itself, and dysney learned from them.

subtle

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>it would never occur me to say a theatre was "slick empty".
either would I cause its sounds dumb af

It set preorder records! this is all fake news!

the warcraft movie was their biggest laundering operation

TRYNNA FYNNA NIGGA

Do they're under reporting sales number to keep money for themselves?

i did in fact just have sex, but the theatres are still empty
what now genius?

He gets paid:
>post about how no one is watching the movie
>retarded incels reply
>screencap replies
>publish an article about how alt-right incels in 4chins are celebrating the failure of the movie
>hope this will make some SJW virtue sign by going to the theater
Most threads that are not about her feets are just disney shills trying to stir up shit so they can proffit from the narrative of sexist manchildren vs WOKE movie.

>DUDE ITS GONNA BE A $350 MILLION DOLLAR OPENING WEEKEND

I think preorder records are only ever going to go up because more theaters convert to reserved seating, and the ticket buyers understand the value in preordering their exact seat and not having to rush to the cinema or contend with crowds to find good seats.

Uk 5.15 showing. Opening night, 45min before doors open.
Not awful, but it’s not selling out.
Mary Poppins sold this place out all weekend.

NORWAY WTF

You're supposed to be cucks!!!

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yeah right

>SLAW
>FINNA
>SLICK
Slow down! The English language is for regular talkin'. Not for fancy talkin'!

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Forgot pic.

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Dunno m8ies. This is my local cinema. Movie starts in 2,5 hours. Looks fine to me.

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>live in fucking Scandinavia
>call out America for being a politically correct hellhole

why is Europe like this?

Dumb niggers thinking that they "have " to give the jew mouse money or else endgame won't make any sense...

NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

Friday nights at dinner time are when people go to the movies to see anything. I would expect it to sell out for those times, I'd expect the theater to be jammed regardless of what's out.

>Norway of all fucking countries daring to call us messed up

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU NORDIC KEKS

Unironically, I'm sure they did the same with Black Panther.

no. They overstate the costs to keep money for themselves. For all the laundering going on, embezzlement is the biggest problem.

> not just taking any damned seat you want and mad dog stare down anyone who complains about it

Go get an usher, puss.

He needs to take a trip to Sweden.
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>I know I have to see it
Lmao holy shit. These people are literally brainwashed.

Black Panther was almost entirely sold out everywhere you went for weeks
This might be nitpicking but Captain Marvel is not repeating Black Panther

europeans dont count, you're all far-leftoid american movie sucklefucks, you eat up every piece of shit feminist movie ever produced by the kikes in my country

This tweet is the definition of irony.

WHAT!?
Norway, go see it, NOW!!

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>Finna be slaw
What the fuck does slaw mean?

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Kek'd at that Thanos

Did BP have packed Thursday screenings?

Probably but BP was the standard marvel movie. There's no reason to think general audience or marvel fanboys wouldn't like it and wouldn't want to see it. On the other hand, Captain Marvel is a very shitty movie through and through so all these projections of it making ton of money are just puzzling. I can see marvelcucks wanting to see it to support the franchise and stick up to the "incels" but I don't see why general audience would care about a movie this mediocre. They didn't care about Antman movies which were way better than this, so why would they care about Captain Marvel?

Maybe he means it's about to be shredded or torn to pieces like coleslaw? I don't really know.

>online said it was sold out
((((((((WHO))))))))) COULD BE BEHIND THIS?

fyi Sweden is the only Nordic country that bought into progressive SJW shit and the rest make fun of them for it.

I saw infinity war first week of release in an almsot empty theatre, I work nights and went at 11am when kids are in school and most other people are at work, it's the best.

Yes. Did you not see those BLACK POWER people holding their fist up to the screen? And dressing in Egyptian garb?

Mexico reporting in

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read the thread, nigga

This guy sounds like he'd be fun to hang out with.

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That bigotry is uncalled for and will not be tolerated

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Fuck, now it all make sense. They really are laundering money.
That sly mouse.

Seems to be doing fine at IMAX 1 PM showing. Though I refuse to give the mouse any money until they release a good starwars movie.

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do you need "/s" to understand irony you fucking redditor?

Poland...

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No wonder there are so many "SOLD OUT" theaters, but they are, in actually, fucking EMPTY.

You get tickets from buying clothes, buying groceries, being in college, attending church, volunteering for soup kitchens, having certain credit card reward programs.

No, you don't even pick them up. They're GIVEN to you, even if you didn't ask for them.

No wonder this fucking movie is making $150M opening weekend DESPITE not selling out.

if you were being sarcastic, you are a moron.
I was the being sarcastic if you couldn't tell by the pic. How fucking retarded are you

Is 20% filled actually good?

Italy reporting in.
( Green seats are empty )

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many people will show up without reservation i bet

its set to make over $100 million this weekend you dopes

Poland, bretty much sold out for 19:15

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Disgusting.

Nice.

in the middle of the day when most people are working or at school, yeah most places would be happy with that, most theatres are dead up til like 6pm on a weekday.

This is some serious delusion. Just because Sweden is by far the worst doesn't mean you guys have it right.

Draxx them sklounst

>Nice
The real test will be in a few hours tho.

>nigger spouts unintelligible things about woman he finds attractive
How is this different from literally any other nigger, and why would this be "fun"?

underated as fuck

>let me tell you about your country

I mean those are just reserved seats, the move doesn't start for another 2 hours, and Mexicans love going to the movies/marvel. Almost as much as they love Superman and Batman.
Don't get me wrong I want this movie to fail simply too hurt Disney, but the idea that it's not gonna make a money is ridiculous. The mouse has ensured it will make $

>that dork in the far right corner
Probably gonna be jerking it

>I refuse to give the mouse any money until they release a good starwars movie.

They did it’s called Rogue One

Does Poland really like Marvel or sumthin?

NYC reported, most of the theaters for tonight are nearly sold out. Yall need to stop cherry picking

This pic is pointing out that the theatres are still being recorded as full even though they are empty.
It looks like ticket inflation so the Mouse can proclaim that it had a great opening weekend and try to drum up word of mouth with it's monetary 'success' instead of reviews.

SLAWWWWW

Lmoa, poles too cheap to pay extra for good seats. Too bad you can't steal them, huh?

nice rebuttal

They gave out tickets unsolicited through platforms like American Eagle.

I'm fucking excited for this movie.
I haven't watched a pirated movie with cam-quality since 2009

>Yall need to stop cherry picking
>cherry picks NYC

Hmm

Now check Monday/Tuesday
This shit will have no legs.
Quite a lot of basedboys and not that many people heard about the shit Larson says
But beyond the first weekend, this shit won't sell well

Mate, I saw BP because I enjoy marvel and its a time I get to go out with friends, Theaters were packed for BP, the movie was extremely average, but people actually wanted to see it unlike this shit

deadline.com/2019/03/captain-marvel-opening-weekend-box-office-breaks-records-1202571905/ ohnononononoHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE MOUSE ALWAYS WINS

Eh, Black Panther also had a lot more positive hype coming into it. If Disney was buying ticket to inflate the BO I'm sure it wasn't nearly this bad.

>let me tell you about America
>but you live in [some European country] and you don't have it much better
>actually in some ways you have it much worse
>REEEEEE DON'T TALK ABOUT MY COUNTRY

this is how literally every one of these conversations go. you guys are always like this. and for the record I'm not even American.

sure thing boy pablo

Poland is a lost country. Next Sweden.

>movie is up on putlocker
>people actually paying for something they can just watch for free at home

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Doesn't that mean the majority of seats are taken?

I thought Poland was better than this

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based spaghetti paisanos

mexico hates feminism and women in general, but it has one of the most retardest marvel fanbase of the world.
I really can't predict how the movie it's going to do here

Yeah, okay.

NYC doesn't mean shit.

Read

My closest cinema reporting in, what the hell is going on here lol

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sweden was lost first

thats a small ass theater
fuck cinepolis

ok ill take the bait

Thats Finland

And yet all the trackers reporting record breaking march opening weekend.

disponable = available

How long till showtime?

I'm thinking about watching this Saturday/Sunday afternoon. What should I do boys?

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>jerking it during a movie starring Brie Larson
Biologically impossible.

red sold
green your seat
gray available

>tfw would have gone today
>all the good seats are taken already
if they are buying tickets, they just played themselves

>ALL THE THEATERS ARE EMPTY
nah they're full going in the middle of the day because you have no job isnt the same as peak time
>BUT BUT I HATE WOMEN
yeah we know incel now be quiet and let us enjoy breaking box office records

Thanks, user. I can't into Spanish and Portuguese.

idk i want to believe

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>must finna be slaw
The absolute state of niggercels.

>tfw you finally understand what the mouse is doing

LMAO FINNA B SLAW

I'M GONNA START SAYING THIS, BASED N-WORD SPEAK

WHATS THE REDNECK VERSION, YALL FIXIN TA BE SHREDDED

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What a mess.
I can't imagine they're going to be making that much off of a movie that they've given away tickets to on its opening weekend.
Blockbusters live and die on opening weekend. If nobody is seeing AND the seats are taken...I just can't see the logic in that.

no

IT WAS OUR TURN

>American education
What a surprise creatura mutt

NO NOT BASED POLAND

I'm from Missouri. It's best translated as "This is empty as a whore's soul."

I fucking HATE reserved seating.

Part of the fun of movies was getting, segmenting duties of who gets the concessions, who gets the seats, and being there on time. And you got punished if you walked into the movie late. It was a big, special event. It made going to see a movie a big deal. Now it is more accessible than ever, but that special feeling is gone.

So a few theaters at select times are empty so you think this is a flop.

boy you guys sure are dumb

Welp when you shit on your main audience in favor of your target audience, women, you won't get shit for it. Lmao.

I live in north macedonia 8pm showing here looks to be nearly full and ive got two tickets

> tink it be a flop
It's a big-budget superhero movie. If it has signs of weakness on opening weekend, it's going to be a big, big fucking problem maintaining any "legs."

yup, you're right, it already loses legs on sunday evening

Cope

I saw a couple of posts from feminists standing in line for advanced screenings and sadly noting that most of the audience was men.

fuck

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this won't be a Solo. It has a much lower budget so a lower opening isn't as bad, plus its set to make $100 mil in china this weekend alone

looks like the mouseposter will have to jerk off on a picture of a different type of cheese

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Who would win? Captain Marvel or a smiling TSA Agent?

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Guy from the last thread here. I refunded my original seat and bought the seat in the next row up. I'm gonna politely say to the person "Hey just a heads up for next time, it's customary to leave an empty buffer seat between you and a stranger when you buy tickets."

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O FUG THIS CHANGES THE GAME

THE SOLD OUT SHOWINGS ARE ACTUALLY EMPTY, FAKE NEWS!

>LITERALLY GET TICKETS FOR FREE
>DONT EVEN SHOW UP
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS MOVIE LMAO

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yeah, also political shit doesn't reach us since no one gives a shit, people just want another episode of their capeshit

>plus its set to make $100 mil in china this weekend alone
I can't imagine what kind of hijinks went into that. Western movies about women tend to perform terribly over there.

> heads up for next time
Don't. Don't be a fuckass.

Nigger, it's tracking to make 150-180 million on OW. You don't make that kind of money with theaters being empty. Just not possible. Something fishy is going on.

тъпo мaкe

Wax made in Warsaw is known as 'Polish Polish'!!!FACT!!!

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These estimations are fairy tales until theaters post the actual numbers. And chances are they'll keep pretending it's not so bad and instead begin discussing "lifetime" and "overall" performance. If that's really awful in America, they'll just start saying "worldwide."

What's the difference between the darker and lighter green?

What if he loves you, faggot?

why do they have to turned EVERYTHING into a joke

Light green you can reserve and then buy in the cinema
Dark green you have to buy on the spot, either online or in the cinema

lighter can be reserved, darker can only be bought. I suppose it's so that people would not reserve the best spots and then not show up

>Nigger, it's tracking to make 150-180 million on OW. You don't make that kind of money with theaters being empty. Just not possible. Something fishy is going on.

Disney bulk buys tickets to boost their stock value!!!FACT!!!

>Make a fucking dumb action superhero movie
>Market it to a group which notoriously doesn't watch dumb superhero movies
"WHY ARE THEATERS EMPTY?!"

it finna be slaw!! slick empty!!

its because its marvel

not everything is a conspiriacy

"This movie is going to be a bomb, all these theaters are empty"

Huh... wish our theaters did that. People usually always reserve the best spots during the weekends and you can't see shit in the front or on the sides. I like the first come first serve idea.

>explain how they make any money

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I get what you mean, there was something about arriving to the movie as the previous showtime ended just so you could sit around for 45 minutes and have the best seats. But theaters aren't catering to that, they need to compete with ever advancing home theaters and that means luxury and convenience.

It has already made 24 million on thursday, that would suggest it's in line with the 150+ OW projection. To make that much money in 4 days it would need to sell out almost every theater it's screened at, yet we're seeing all these empty theaters. Something isn't right. We need more burger anons reporting the status of their local theaters to get more accurate data.

explain

Reminder

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Peru here, wtf bros it was her turn

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$20 million but yeah, its not a flop

24 was an estimate, it did 20.7

Im fully aware. Having reserved/online ticket sales and luxury seating is a great way to raise prices and bring in more customers, its the only way they can keep competing.

What would you do if your petite ubercute slav gf asked you to watch captain fungus?
I know i would

The basedboys over in St. Louis suburbs are slurping it up.

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Is it happening lads?

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Viewers overseas don't give a fuck about origin stories. They want to see what's been going on with the rest of the MCU.

HAVE SEX

Thats not being a fuckass. A fuckass would be "Hey buddy, are you new? You had an entire theater to pick from and you chose the seat right next to mine. Use your brain next time."

No, you're being a fuckass. You don't have any stake in what this person does or buys. If you don't want to sit next to him, keep doing what you're doing and shut the fuck up.

B-but you said rape is bad so i stopped...

Based Arrow chucker

>implying I have a gf
>implying Captain Fungus is the worst shit a gf can drag you to see
I'll take it every day over some shitty romcom

SMOKE

>St. Louis
A shithole

You do know non-neets/incels are working right now right?

why the fuck would you want it to be bigger.
big threaters are a nightmare.
the more people in it, the worse

Christ. How could anyone even pretend to find any of this entertaining? Literally every moment is just screaming to try and make a statement. Even if there were anything of substance under this horrid agenda, it would just be drowned out.

Like, you know how a kid might tell a story about their favorite hero and begin to embellish and exaggerate what's possible, and it actually becomes entertaining because there's a certain innocence and enthusiasm to it, even though it makes no sense? This is like the same thing, only replace the innocence and enthusiasm with a bunch of full-grown adults who think men need to feel guilty for existing. Just embarrassing.

Already did

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You're not wrong, but this is out in Ellisville, basically Chesterfield. St. Louis the City screwed the pooch ages ago and let the surrounding neighborhoods break off. They're more or less fine, if a little dull. The city's a rat's nest of gang-bangers and shit-kickers.

In other words, this is exactly the kind of soft, middle-class audience constantly checking Twitter that Disney craves.

HOW MUCH OF THAT WERE PRESALE GIVEAWAY TICKETS, DID LITERALLY EVEN ONE (1) PERSON GO TO THE THEATER?

WHY ARE SOLD OUT THEATERS ACTUALLY EMPTY?
IT SEEMS THE AUDIENCE DOESNT CARE ABOUT THIS MOVIE

SO BESIDES BEING FRONTLOADED AS EXPECTED, THE OPENING WEEKEND SALES ARE AT LEAST HALF FAKE, THE WORD OF MOUTH IS SHIT, AND THE SECOND WEEK DROP IS GOING TO BE MASSIVE

Remember how movies like BP and this one had CGI that looked like cheap shit, the real cost to produce these movies must be a fraction of what they have divulged.

Have sex

nothing is fake....

>THE SECOND WEEK DROP IS GOING TO BE MASSIVE
They don't really care about those any more. The headlines will be about the opening and "how much it means about us and us and us and us and women and us."

If anything, this won't interrupt their plans beyond how much Captain Marvel is included in Endgame. They can write this off as "a mis-step" and "a middling origin story," and moreover they don't need to write her doing ANYTHING but kicking ass from here on. She can be the feminist dildo ramming into every asshole they want.

Have sex

BP's lead actor also didn't go running his damn mouth trying to alienate people who didn't look like him.

It's money laundering.

The CG often looks like cheap shit because the studio is told to do shot "A," then the director has a hissy fit and demands "B," then C, D, clear through T. By the time they hit the final, established, agreed-upon shot, the third-party SFX studio has maybe three weeks to finalize it. Bear in mind how much time it takes to accurately render ANYTHING even on a massive server farm like Pixar.

If anything, it's a fucking miracle they don't look like sporks beating each other off.

I laff

>laundering
>laundering
So how this money laundering scheme works?

Have a sex.

Finna,
boutta
and of course, slaw

>those cripple seats

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Latinos are DChads

most theatres dont make money with movies alone but with expensive snacks and soda

if Disney really just bought empty seats it will cost cinemas alot

FAKE AS A GAUGE OF INTEREST

THE TICKETS WERE BOUGHT, BUT NOBODY FINNA SITTIN THE SEATS!

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>Captain Marvel must finna be slaw
What did he mean by this?

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7pm had about 80% of seats reserved, 10pm has almost no one, pretty bad for a friday right?

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>paying to watch this

why

To kill white pigs of course

So here it appears to be doing very well. These gray seats are the unavailable ones. This is a 7pm showing in California. Still I wouldn't hold my breath for a Marvel movie with zero competition underperforming.

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based Norwaybro showing burgers their place

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no thats normal

Have sex you incels, Cpt Marvel is gonna be a huge success

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>retards using 'seats reserved' as measure
>reserving seats nobody is going to use is how you money launder
lmao mongos

THEY DID TONS OF TICKET GIVEAWAYS

NOBODY EVEN FINNA B WATCHING IT >FOR FREE

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"Seats" is an exaggeration. Typically they're just spaces on the floor right next to a chair with a cup holder.

Artificial scarcity

Holy shit, you're actually serious.
Are all the "Have sex" posters actually serious? I thought you dumb assholes were merely pretending to be retarded, disconnected dumbshits posting here on Yea Forums.

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That is important to keep in mind. It has no competition. How Dragon is a kid movie and has been out for two weeks. Alita has been out for three weeks, and there haven't been any other big titles.

>FINNA BE SLAW
lol holy shit im appropriating this

based dove eaters

this guy gets it. No matter how much we scream, the mouse has won

EVEN THE ASS CANNOT EVEN

Eeeyyy, have-a sex, little paisano!

Based Peru

I like how the SJW numpty can't connect the empty theater with the success or non-success of the movie, and the dudebro chalks it up to identity politics instead of a garbage, boring movie starring a retard.

The real Captain Marvel.
Anybody got the gif of him flossing?

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If the rumors of last minute edits are true imagine just how colossally shit you'd have to be to get the studio worried enough over a film that already made it's budget back from the first one and then some.

BP was actually good though and people actually watched it

BOTH OF THOSE MOVIES WERE INCREDIBLE IN 3D, AND CAPTAIN SHIT KILLED THEM OFF

DRAGON3 HAS AMAZING NEON FLYING SEQUENCES IN THE HIDDEN WORLD, ALITA HAS A TON OF FANCY AND EXPENSIVE 3D SETPIECES

CM WAS A 3D POST CONVERSION, GARBAGE ASSURED, WASTING SPACE IN IMAX 3D THEATERS THAT BETTER MOVIES DESERVE

>Anybody got the gif of him flossing?
Please fucking God no please no Christ have mercy.

> european company can hire the best applicants (white males)

> american company has to hire according to diversity quota (goblins and zulus)

Yeah, europe is much more free from social justice schemes. Even most of anti-american nonsense is imported from american media to us.

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You forgot
>European company has to pay 50% tax

based false hope thread poster
20s women love the shit out of Marvel in my experience

>it's tracking to make
This means exactly as much as a Presidential election poll.

So Captain Marvel has now projected 140 mil Opening Weekend as the floor
We lost Yea Forums

>SPOONFEED ME MOMMY
kys

Corporate tax rate in scandinavia is pretty identical to USA. There are several countries with smaller tax rate than USA.

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This user is correct. They will do to Captian Marvel what they did to the Hulk when his stand-out movie failed. They will just have her be an important secondary character in everyone else's film

A fair tradeoff for not having to hire useless flesh to fulfill quotas. You'll make more money that way even with a 50% tax.

the screen is on top of the picture...

>projected
There is no scenario where projecting is a good or accurate thing.

what's with this whole picking seats thing? when I used to go to the movies, you just sat wherever you wanted. How do they know you're sitting in your "preorder seating" chair now?

every ticket has a sit assigned to it, if you buy it right before the movie then you chose your sit then from whatever is left

Yyyyep. That's why they phoned it in for this one. She can be the FEARLESS LEADER who EXCEEDED HER OWN LIMITS. HIGHER! FASTER! FURTHER!

It doesn't matter if she's a cardboard cut-out. No one wants the depth of Captain America any more. They want an intangible sense that she's a woman and has power and has power because she's a woman. Because that'll sell jackets. not a character that women can learn to hate.

And that's the secret to all of this: they barely fleshed her out because the default for women is to tear each other apart.

Chairs have numbers, rows have letters. You pick your seat, like you do at concerts and performances.

Started at $180M, went to $160M, then $140M, and down to $100M.

$140M is higher, but still lower, than initial estimates.

It depends on the theater. AMC "Classic" and similar have general seating. Higher-tiers and entire chains now do assigned seating. That way you can pay for exactly the seat you like.

And remember, for superhero films, the opening weekend sets the tone. I don't have the numbers crunched, but the normal expectation is for a drop of at least 35%. If they're already pegging the starting figure down, it doesn't bode well for the movie's run.

power ranger tier movie

RESERVED SEATING IS LITERALLY THE GOAT, HARD TO IMAGINE THE PRIMITIVE AGE BEFORE BEEN YEARS NOW

CAN SHOW UP LATE, EVEN AFTER THE TRAILERS AND STILL GET YOUR PRIME ASS PERFECTLY CENTERED SEATS

What the fuck does FINNA BE SLAW even mean?!

Chile reporting

Oh no no no no no ajajajaja

Ps: greetings from muy shithole country lol (we are not a shithole though)

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Holy shit. You just might be the most autistic person on the planet.

"It's looking to be slow," which means "It's pretty dead."

Have Sneed

I don't know how well it'll perform overseas given how much 90's Americana they wedged in. I barely gave a shit about the "shout-outs" and I lived through the 90's.

>believing joey salads

he is an alt right dipshit

>20s women love the shit out of Marvel in my experience
this, user clearly never actually interacts with women (besides his mom)

why are so many of you emotionally invested in trying to get this specific movie to fail

>Yeah, europe is much more free from social justice schemes.
lol, you're the worst region in the world for SJW schemes, dude. WTF, you (((invented))) them there

>why are so many of you emotionally invested in trying to get this specific movie to fail
Because it's 100% poorly executed propaganda not a movie, idiot.

Does anyone have the image comparing the review scores of Ghostbusters, TLJ, and CM?

no its a cookie cutter marvel movie the only difference is there is a woman lead

put down the video games and get a girlfriend faggot

Someone make a new thread after this one is done.

This

""emotionally invested"
""in trying to get""
You're on a message board mid-day on a Friday in America. We're not emotionally invested, we're experiencing schadenfreude and boredom.

It's the floor, potentially it can hit up to 180 with those Thursday numbers

Hungary

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>March 6

Casualgate seething

> Hungary buying all but a few seats
You guys really like blondes, don't you?

Imagine actually getting defensive over a fucking Disney movie.

I hope you're actually a shill who is getting compensation.

More like hungry for shit movies.

Like it or not, european countries don't have to play with affirmative action or elect mulattoes to lead their countries.

Most of SJW in my country use american terms because there is no proper translation for them either. It is american culture/media that is spreading your blend of marxist identity politics to the rest of the world.

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i see people are getting seats near the exit so they can more quickly walk out

those quads.

1. Gambling. People are playing a game where they bet on this movie to succeed and fail. Not for money but for amusement. So it's roller coaster of dopamine rushes on how it does. It's a low cost gamble with high rewards for the people in it for the gamble because...

2. Culture War! A much smaller group is a group of culture warriors who are using this bland forgettable movie as a weapon for the sake of dominating with their political ideology. These people keep the stakes high for the gamblers because of how much stake they're putting into this film and how hard the vilify the opposing side. They also provide the payout for which ever side loses, because the losers' reaction is the reward.

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Dang, my local theater is empty too

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Argentina aka monkey city, reporting in, no one gives a shit about captain marvel oversees

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why does your theaters have assigned seating?

Cuckafornia here. My local theater at the Mall is almost full for the two late night showing tonights, but only half full or less for the other showings. I feel ashamed

Those bed seats look comfy.

Jesus christ what a gigantic fucking place. Must be a nightmare to watch a horror or a more slow-paced film when it's packed.

For opening night in a population like cali thats still pretty shameful

y'all roasties finna be slaw

You guys live like savages in States. Have you never visited theater or opera ?

Costa Rica, we are a tolerant and Carbon neutrality country

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I almost want to buy a ticket just to see the empty theater and take pictures

Probably not even sold, probably just reserved-just-in-case

HER ASS IS GRASS AND I'M THE SALAD SHOOTER

THATS A KEYBOARD LMAOOO FAKE NEWS!

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>sitting by the exit in case of a shooting

Man, america

Imagine this nigga ready and aching just bust up once the first shots are fired

You're right up there with Puero Rico.

Don't dew it

If the theater is that empty, he'll be the first target. It'll be a trick shot if the theater is dark, but I'm sure a decent marksman would find a way.

Don't do it. It'll only encourage them.

do you think they're actually planning a false flag theater tragedy, or would that be too obvious

I went to watch the movie and i havw mixed feelings. The first act sucks big time... The second act was pretty good... They turned shield into anñ joke... Im actually happy of the movie fails because i dont like #MeToo because i got #metood once and ir was a lié and only one person believed me (my current girlfriend). Me too and larson are full of líes. I am not a sexist. Woman and men are equal. However because of me too my human right to be presumed inoccent went to shit because of me too and that is unnaceptable. We al should have the (human) right to a fair hearing and man are losing ir because of me too. At the end of the day woman who lié are no better than man who treat them as garbage. Greetings from another shithole country. The guy madre me laugh because i also live in an all-rigjht shithole

Fucking kek. Based Billy Dabson.

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Depends on how well Friday and Saturday do. If the numbers aren't good enough, I'd expect one

I want to see hollyjew fail in general

ITS BETTER ANIMATED

REALLY CAPTURES THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>MFW MALE VERSION OF THE SAME CHARACTER WINS

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Good
see

>try to reserve bed for Captain Marvel
>they only have couches available

agy?

yagsbarro

Hopefully the film underperforms all-around

>Eh
stopped reading there

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lol they make you pick where you're going to sit for the movie. It doesn't matter if you het there early, the best way to get seats is to be the first to reserve them. Its fucking trash.