Remember when anons were freaking out that "Disney is forcing theaters to ONLY show Captain Marvel."

Remember when anons were freaking out that "Disney is forcing theaters to ONLY show Captain Marvel."

Where are those people now?

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My theater always has times posted a week ahead of time. They had nothing until one day before this week. It definitely was odd.

Yea Forums has been seething about this movie pretty much since the start of the year. no wonder they invented stuff to be mad about

We're not "freaking out." It's to be expected from Disney. They'll strong-arm chains into "exclusives" on the best screens, no matter how badly the movie bombs, because they're Disney. They did it with Last Jedi and Solo and they'll keep doing it until someone realizes Disney just doesn't make good live action any more.

If anything, I wonder how badly it's going to bomb overseas. They don't give a shit about 90's Americana, let alone dead-pan women.

They'd rather be mildly embarrassed in the future if it means they can be SUPER upset now.

all of this outrage-seeking nigger culture shit is partially about separating the person from their ability to think about themselves in the long run. If something FEELS validating immidiately, they'll always lean into it, even if in the long run it's just creating more cringey shit about themselves that they have to think about in the future. Which in turn makes them more desperate, and more incentivized to CONTINUE seeking out things to be outraged RIGHT NOW so they never have to reflect on who they were back then or who they're going to be in the future.

They're like sharks. Just gotta keep thoughtless moving and engaging uncritically with the present, with zero regard for trying to learn from the past or prepare for the future. It's just WHAT AM I OUTRAGED ABOUT TODAY, every day, until they kill themselves.

Humanity is dying btw.

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>We're not "freaking out."
She said to herself into the black mirror
> It's to be expected from Disney.
No it fucking isn't. EVERYONE WAS TELLING YOU THIS SHIT WHILE YOU WERE CHOOSING TO FREAK OUT ABOUT IT. AND YOU FUCKING IGNORED IT LIKE A PSYCHOTIC PERSON FOR NO REASON.

Honestly just leave this board. Go back to club penguin you little ass faggot. Nobody likes you. Nobody will ever like you. You're a degenerate self-liar that needs to be properly medicated. You have no way of maintaining a "true north" ideologically because you don't actually have values. Your life revolves around being upset about kid's movies. You just react to things that make you upset and smear your shit everywhere about your feelings.

And then act like a psychotic person when you have to justify why you acted like a psychotic person before. Nothing more contemptuous and disgusting that someone that lies to themselves. You're gonna burn in hell.

> YOU PSYCHOTIC PERSON
Who the fuck do you think I am? It's 11 AM on a Friday. Who the fuck are you talking to?

Yes, these contracts are very real. Very, very real. Minimum run times are not uncommon in the industry. Sometimes it's the only way to guarantee mindshare in a busy summer season. Disney's just been particularly heavy-handed lately.

>Who the fuck are you talking to?
(You). Just really wanted to talk shit to one of the retards that repeatedly kept ignoring what literally everyone was saying to keep that "controversy" going for days. if you were a part of it you're good enough. I hope you kill yourself and never come back.

Being an easily triggered irrational reactionary nigger is embarrassing and you should feel embarrassed about your faggot life.

Cry more bb. Future you is laughing at you.

You really need to go back on your meds, man.

I thought the whole showtimes thing was a joke. At least I thought it was funny.

this. but there are poltards who are legit retarded and most likely believed it

Stop typing like a tranny you vile little amoebae.

>Stop being a meanie to my feewings

YOU'RE

GOING

TO

DIE

ALONE

AND YOU WONT BE FOUND FOR WEEKS

>insulting the memory of Club Penguin, PBUH
kys yourself

(((They))) waited until Wednesday before the theaters opened up booking for other films.

Fact.

>Where are those people now?
spamming OH NO NO threads and voting on rotten tomatoes.

The same thing can be said to you too but at least he will die without his genitals mutilated.

>The same thing can be said to you too
hot takes from the preschool demographic.

Too bad I'm rubber and you're old cum. Whatever you say bounces off of me and is in the belly of your mum

No that’s how it always is. You probably just never paid any attention until this week.

Not seeing Captain Fungus, thats for sure.

Having sex.

she said as she spent her 15th consecutive day working full time to whine about a kid's movie.

What conspiracy are you supposing here? That people who think that, yes, Disney has outsized power over theaters and often negotiates for guaranteed screens and prime viewing times -- exist? Is that what you're driving at? Because that's all true, numbnuts.

Who the fuck gets embarrassed over anonymous posts?
Grow the fuck up.

Claiming all the theaters are empty despite it breaking records

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He's just having a stroke, user.

They're definitely not in theaters, along with anyone else apparently.

It started with Alita shills making shit up about how their bombing movie is being pulled from theaters LMAO

>What conspiracy are you supposing here?
Conspiracy? I'm calling you pathetic. That's not illegal.
> That people who think that, yes, Disney has outsized power over theaters
...and then fabricate things from ignorance to "prove" it to themselves for 2 days before reality embarrasses them and they never talk about it again.

And if you take issue with corporate consolidation and oligopolies you should probably stop being a "conservative." It's like all these cuckboy faggots get triggered about the inevitable outcome of the things they support, and use that to justify why they continue to support the things that are hurting their feelings!
>Because that's all true, numbnuts.
Yeah corporate consolidation and monopolization are destroying the country. That has NOTHING to do with theaters only scheduling new movie showtimes months in advance, and then filling in the showtimes for movies that have been already been out a few days in advance. That is and HAS BEEN standard operating procedure forever.

And it's not like you cuckspiracicists EVER get outraged about this for anything OTHER than the gril moobie that makes you feel gay.

You're a dumb faggot. Cry more bb.

>KEKBOY FAGGOT HAHEJRHELKJRHNLK
What the fuck are you huffing? Disney's notorious for demanding dedicated viewings. That's why Last Jedi was "in theaters" for eight weeks even though it tapered off after three.

t. Actually work at a movie theater. We weren't allowed to switch to Jumanji. Check and made, nigger.

Right here, come at me bitch

I can barely parse what you're spewing, but it seems like you're confusing having a legal agreement with something that's bad. It's fully legal for Disney to have a chain or individual theater under contract in exchange for giving them the right to show the picture. That contract containing stipulations like dedicated viewings, minimum run times, etc. is legal but terrible.

You seem upset little cuckboy. Tell me more about your feelings.


Keep crying. Keep being agitated. Keep doing nothing. Stay here. Stare into the black mirror all goddamn day. Click on new pages! Click on adds! Engagement engagement engagement! Your feelings are valid as long as you're sharing them on our platform!

NEVER GO OUTSIDE. NEVER GET A JOB. FUCK SOCIETY. YOUR COUCH AND YOUR BLACK MIRROR ARE ALL YOU NEED.

I always love the irony of you internet-addicted sjws that are LITERALLY WORKING FULL TIME FOR MEDIA PLATFORMS whining about how Disney is dicks. Your entire life is built around generating revenue for websites that keep you upset and agitated and engaged with things designed to make you feel persecuted.

You're not even a human anymore. You're a hampster.

>t. Actually work at a movie theater.
Um I asked for layered popcorn. Can I speak to your assistant manager.
>We weren't allowed to switch to Jumanji.
OH NO!?!?!
> Check and made, nigger.
You're not playing Chess. You're justifying your feeling anonymously. There's no winners here.

>I can barely parse what you're spewing,
Personal problem.

Keep on moving them goalposts cucko.

> SJW KEKY KEKBOY PERSONAL PROBLEM

What the fuck are you even trying to say now?

>Keep crying. Keep being agitated. Keep doing nothing. Stay here. Stare into the black mirror all goddamn day. Click on new pages! Click on adds! Engagement engagement engagement! Your feelings are valid as long as you're sharing them on our platform!
>
>NEVER GO OUTSIDE. NEVER GET A JOB. FUCK SOCIETY. YOUR COUCH AND YOUR BLACK MIRROR ARE ALL YOU NEED.

Says the guy who's posted at least eight times in his own OP screaming about the S-jews.

I need to rewatch Irreversible

> SJW KEKY KEKBOY PERSONAL PROBLEM
tldr
>Says the guy who's posted at least eight times in his own OP screaming about the S-jews.
I'm self aware of role as a consumer. I understand the propaganda model. I don't think you do. You're the product here. You're only as good as your ability to look at ads.

And what is your point?! DISNEY BAD! Ok. Why did you only talk about it for the Disney girl movie though? Why did you ignore that they do this every fucking wee? BECAUSE DISNEY. IS. BAD. REEEEEEE!

Leave this board.

"what is your point disney bad HA HA"
What is your point? You straight up posted an OP saying "where are all the guys talking about Disney's contacts, HUUUHHHH? and got a response.

Is that what you want? A response? A reaction? Feel feel feel feel touch taste respond?

You really thought those guys were serious? It was just a prank bro

>You straight up posted an OP saying "where are all the guys talking about Disney's contacts, HUUUHHHH?
You weren't talking about "contracts?" YOU WERE LOOKING AT A SCHEDULE WITH HALF THE THEATERS NOT YET SCHEDULED, SCREAMING THAT THIS MEANT THAT THE only THING SHOWING THIS WEEK WAS CAPTAIN MARVEL.

You weren't talking about "contracts." You weren't even talking about "Disney." You were talking about how you didn't understand how theaters schedule new movies.

now you're moving the goalposts to some autism about "Disney's contracts" because that's what you HAVE to do to keep from thinking too critically about how much of an hysterical reactionary cunt you choose to be.
>Is that what you want?
I want you to probably go back to robbit tbphwyf.

> you were looking
> YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU
Yea Forums's a big place, you fucknugget. I haven't spoken to you before today. Keep screaming. That'll win people over.

YOU YOU YOU YOU are choosing to respond you sniveling nigger kid. If I'm not talking to YOU, why would YOU feel the need to engage?

You some kinda fucking retard or something? You got a brain disorder?

> I haven't spoken to you before today.
How would you know? How would I?
> Keep screaming. That'll win people over.
I don't want to "win people over."

I want you to fucking leave.

So you like screaming and telling people to leave the Internet? That's a real fun hobby.

>4 rooms dedicated to marvel.
>might even double on some.

They moved on to the next fabricated outrage of course.

Remember to filter capeshit threads, folks.

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>So you like screaming and telling people to leave the Internet?
A: I haven't said a single word all day.
B: I'm telling you to leave this board primarily. And existence if that isn't enough.
>That's a real fun hobby.
Almost as fun as obsessing about how you don't understand theater scheduling and then moving the goalposts to talking about "Disney contracts."

That's that REAL shit. That's the kinda hobby that you can put on a fucking resume. Whining about kid's movies while the future solvency of the west crumbles and everything collapses in this century. BEST HOBBY.

I say this with love: you're a degenerate nigger and nobody will ever like you.

>Almost as fun as obsessing about how you don't understand theater scheduling and then moving the goalposts to talking about "Disney contracts."
Again, you ass-hammering niggerfaggot, I logged on two hours ago and started typing here. What the fuck are you on about?

tldr

be honest with you doctor

They still succeeded in keeping people from reserving seats for other movies, fucktard.

nobody reserves seats for movies that have been out for weeks. They generally don't even offer that ability, because there's absolutely zero reason to. This shit is based on the projected number of people that are still going to be seeing movies that have been out for weeks. If there's not perceived to be anywhere near capacity demand, there's no need to have the website allow for people to be reserving seats weeks in advance.

Like exactly how many people do you think would have been reserving tickets 2 weeks ago for a showtime of Madea's Family Funeral tonight?

And more to the point, THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING WEEK. Nobody is "succeeding" in doing anything. It's just how things are done.

Like I tried on Monday to be nice and try to explain why things be the way they do, but you niggers just do not care. You don't even know how to engage honestly with yourselves.

Leave this board.