Cope, nigga

It reminds me of terrible artists on Deviant Art who praise each other in the hopes of receiving praise back.

Lot of discord trannies in this thread.

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don't deny the truth of your sex

Fuck a thot, loser

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penetrate a mate

>audience reviews film poorly
>well obviously this is because of angry white men and not because the product is shit
Fucking hell lads if mental gymnastics was an Olympic event he’d take the gold everytime

On Metacritic its barely averaging 65.

>thought this was just the trannycels dodging a filter
>got the joke
>mfw it clicked

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rian is seeeeeeething

Nobody liked TLJ, Rian. You'll find that out with IX

People expected another fun, entertaining Marvel flick starring a likable hero and they got.....Captain Marvel instead.

VERY subverted expectations!

You can honestly say this movie deserves high scores or a fresh tomato rate.
The movie is bland, boring. It is a 70% at best.

No matter how much you try to defend this movie for whatever reason, if you are a reasonable person no way in hell you can claim this movie deserves high scores.
Unless you have an agenda that forces you to treat this movie as something higher than what it really is.
Makes zero sense to defend this movie as a movie cause this movie is trash.

King of the sois has spoken

>thing that gets confused about its own genitals tells others to have sex

I'd give it 75 but only because that fucking cat was actually adorbs.

Rian just likes to watch

>that entirely CGI cat is adorable

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But you get my point.
This defenders are treating negative feedback with such hostility.
I'm not saying that there isn't people who hate this movie, not because of the movie itself, but because they just want to see the movie fail. Trolls, incels, whatever. There are people who just hate the movie for the sake of hating.

But for fuck sake, how can there be people who also praise this movie they way they are praising? You can't say with the straight face that this movie is amazing, well deserve of high scores. You see so many critics, so many important people defending this movie. Why? The movie is genuinely average/bad. There is no logical reason to present it otherwise unless you have a hidden agenda.

Anyone that says this movie is a 90%, 80% is either a shill or someone who knows nothing about movies and what makes a good movie. An in either case your opinion should be invalid.
If you like good movies and if you can tell when a movie is good or bad, then it is impossible for you to say Captain Marvel is a good movie.

I say this as someone that defended Johnson and actually liked The Last Jedi more than The Force Awakens
>jesus christ, what a fucking cuck

The last jedi was better than almost every single star wars film pound for pound
and brick was kino

you're going to have to understand something about Yea Forums: When nu-starwars came out this board wasnt in some kind of agreement. People actually 50/50 defended these objectively garbage movies.
You just have to realize that whatever is going on with people, whether they are nuts or whether it's paid PR.. it is what it is. You cant take them seriously, trust the truth that you know to be true. Captain Marvel is a garbage movie.

>if people hate it, it must be great!
Ironic that you say this on a incel contrarian board that hates anything liked and loves anything dislike

The absolute truth is - So far almost every marvel/star wars movie has gotten an absolutely fair score from the Audience.

The Last Jedi got a 41% because it was an abortion, probably deserved less.

If Captian Marvel ends up around the same it will be because it was deserved, not because of "a raid of trolls"
Pussys cant admit shit.

The truth is you're NPC
the force awakens and rogue one were dogshit and loved by audiences
the last jedi was kino and caused massive butthut by complete marvelflick plebs

The critic rating is only 81%. It's worse than ant man FFS.

If it gets below 80 it's going to be the same level as iron man 2/3.

can you force more buzzwords?

Can you not understand this simple fact that audiences are capeshit loving plebs who liked terrible star wars movies back to back

the prequels and the last jedi are hated on by those who love rogue one and tfa

Or maybe hes right retard.
Say what you will about The Force Awakens but it was significantly better than The Last Jedi.
Every Disney movie ever made was significantly better than the horror show that is TLJ

>Say what you will about The Force Awakens but it was significantly better than The Last Jedi.
No it was you fucking retarded plebshit
The Last Jedi is a million times better in every single motherfucking filmmaking aspect.

Watch more films.

I didn't love R1 or TFA or Solo, and I didn't hate the prequels.

Every single star wars movie is between a 6/10 and a 9/10
except for the Last Jedi which is a solid 2/10

Writing

The entirely cgi Martian cyborg chick in Alita was the most adorable thing in any movie made thus far. Also, the cat wasn't entirely cgi.

Shut up faggot

Im sorry dude but anyone with half a brain has to call you a retard.

You cant say incredibly obviously stupid stupid shit like "TLJ is better than x"
It just makes you look bias and contrarian.

ANY intelligent debate around TLJ has to end in the range of "TLJ should score a 11 out of 100" and "TLJ should score a 33 out of 100"
Anything outside of those ranges is nothing but extremism.
You cant literally make a billion dollar movie with zero plot zero character development with 60% filler all while destroying the feel and themes of a beloved lore, while Destroying the return of the most famous movie character ever and suggest that it was even decent.

My left nut could have mad a 11/10 movie out of the return of Luke fucking skywalker with a 20 minute time limit.

Is better than the average for star wars
return of the jedi, the prequels and tfa and ro and solo all have mostly shit tier writing
tfa solo and rogue one are 1/10 and 2/10
tlj is better than half the star wars movies

Literally a pleb
The Last Jedi was better than almost every single star wars movie that came out before it
Stick to marvel plot babby

I didnt love it at all, but TFA is a solid 7/10 chapter 1 movie who achieves the goals it sets for itself.
TLJ is a 2/10 edgy contrarian attempt that fails on every level of everything it tried to achieve.

It is the biggest disappointment in cinematic history.
And ive seen Iron Man 3

a bloo bloo Luke was sad and that hurt my feefees REEEE YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CLEAN MY ROOM ADMIRAL GENDER STUDIES fucking ESS JAY DOUBLE (YOU)s RUINING MUH STAR WARS

>I didnt love it at all, but TFA is a solid 7/10 chapter 1 movie who achieves the goals it sets for itself.
No it isn't stop repeatin the same meme garbage it's a soulless, shit copypaste movie with ADD and shit tier characters and a shit tier sequel to return of the jedi

Have you seen it? How do we know its garbage

Lets not turn this into another TLJ thread, all.
Everyone except contrarian fags already agree it was an abortion, lets not argue about it anymore.

But id ask retard Rian why Black Panther got good scores?
Maybe its because it wasn't a shit film.
this is true
The audience is impressively accurate on all the Marvel/SW films

because I hate women and minorities

So manybaseless platitudes. You got nothing kid. You think it be like it is but it aint

based and quadpilled

I absolutely believe that movies can be trash and garbage and worth 0 scores, but not every dipshit complaint from pepple who havent seen a movie and were protesting it before it got announced is convincing or believable. Half your posts are mentally ill self-justifying grandstanding bullshit that boils down to nothing but your uneducated biased guess, and even worse you self-righteous fags police your half wit opinions like its fucking law and people are forbidden tp ask or discuss. 'Duh just face it they're shit everyone knows it you cant say they arent!' How about explain yourself instead of making up half assed rules to dodge saying what you mean?

>Everyone except contrarian fags already agree it was an abortion
Stop living in your zoomer incel bubble you fucking freak

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So what makes the movie bad

Here have some liberal points.

s-shut up discord tranny!

This post is so brain dead, obviously a guy like this is tryingg to squash discussion and order people around based on his bubble, he's actually making demands for how people talk about a movie around him

make me, fag

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And there's a point where making up bullshit about your testicles being better directors is just loudmouth bullshit that doesnt mean anything. Yes, movies can be shit and we should critique them, but you're obviously on a roll feothing at yhe mouth like a smartass making up dick jokes about a toy he doesnt like

Rian Johnson hasn't seen the theater seat availability has he?

Are you okay user?

Action scenes were okay-average, had some pretty mediocre wire string stunts and some fight scenes were just really dark including the big "oh shit no holding back" fight which also had a pretty meh song choice.
90's pandering was overused, the only good joke was Stan Lee's cameo.
Connection between Carol and Mar-Vel and Carol and Photon or whatever her name was felt rushed. There was no emotion when their friend of 6 years returned from the dead, the only scene with any real emotion was before the end of the movie.
Average marvel comedy, a lot of flat jokes from the bads but some were alright.

If you're a super autist, you can say the "female empowerment" message was hamfisted and wasnt done as well as Wonder Woman but nobody takes their kids to go see a DC movie.

Disney movies, Marvel and Star Wars included, are made for children. This is one made for female children.

He's too busy editing his new movie and writing his star wars trilogy m80

There is absolutely a campaign to bring down Captain Marvrls audience score due in large part to the aggressively disrespectful marketing campaign for it. However, there are still plenty of people uninvolved with any sort of smear campaign who were simply irritated enough to make their opinions heard regarding a mediocre movie. If not for Disney shills they probably would have otherwise just stayed quiet and forgotten about it.

Rian has no excuse. That audience score is very much real. It would have been much lower if it was a troll campaign.

Don't try to help it.

I have sex and this movie looks bad, bro. She's not gonna fuck you for this

I hate women too but it's obvious you were looking to hate this movie.

I liked the movie though, i didnt like not seeing the action i paid to see though or having the mood of a fight ruined by the song choice.

Not an argument.

>the last jedi was kino

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>MY LUKE NO
TLJ saved SW from being capeshit

woah, I thought that TLJ was garbage, but then I saw your pic and I realized it's not!

Lol gottem

It's so easy to filter plebs

>get paid millions to just fuck around troll people and put in zero effort
honestly hes our guy

The casting for the lead

Fuck dude no, I'm sorry please don't filter me man I'm not a pleb dude please you don't have to do this

In order to get rid of every one whose opinion is that TLJ was absolutely terrible in every measurable way, youre going to have to filter 90% of the site. This isnt a controversial arguement.

>Keep doing you

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Theres jusy so much groubdless bitching in this thread
I'm sure the movie is bad amd deserves its scores but the absolute level of self-manipulation and bubble-think in threads like this are ridiculous. I love a good lost of reasons why a movie is shit, but when you have jackasses making up rules 'LOL THE MOVIE IS ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT JUST ACCEPT IT DUDE NOBODY LIKES IT ITS COMPLETELY UNANIMOUS ITS DOG DOO DOO DONT EVEN TRY AND POST REASONABLE RESPONSES TO IT' in posts with no actual content its pathetic and retarded

Cat is not what you go to the fucking movies for. Are you literally retarded?!

Have sex loser

totes adorbs my dude don't give in to the hate :D

hahahhha, that actually pretty funny in a way.

Healthy young man goes to animal shelter, gets untrained feral animal (cat), doesn't feel good and changes - TOXOPLASMOSIS. Many such cases!

When a film advertises a culture war message, people are going to share their reactions and a lot of them are going to be negative. That just comes with the fucking territory.

But it doesn't really move the needle that much. Black Panther shows this.

Movie ... Audience Meter ... Average (out of 5)
Thor: Ragnarok ... 87% ... 4.2
Black Panther ... 79% ... 4.1
Aquaman ... 77% ... 4
AntMan&Wasp ... 77% ... 3.8
Ranger Solo ... 64% ... 3.4
The Last Jedi ... 44% ... 2.8
Captain Marvel ... 36% ... 2.3

So basically, without digging deeper it looks like the audience tomatometer for Black Panther might be slightly below what you might expect. There might be a slightly greater portion of rotten reviews while still averaging out to a respectable 4.1 average score.

And you'll note that a movie like Solo, which is pretty terrible but didn't stir up any real controversy, got slightly better scores than TLJ but still really bad for a Star Wars movie.

Highly highly underrated. Here’s your (You)

>criticism of women is always wrong
lol

Nobody likes Captain Marvel.

That chart tells me that 86% of Star Wars fans might consider The Last Jedi to be the absolute worst movie ever made in the history of mankind, and that 14% of Star Wars fans might have a mental illness.

Its liked more than a new hope and empire combined? that is super depressing

>fun, entertaining
These words mean the exact same thing you NPC

>the last jedi was kino
No.

No, that's not what the chart says. 93% of everyone responding might consider A New Hope their second favorite Star Wars movie, while 86% might consider TLJ the absolute worst. But neither is reflected in the poll.

>this entirely artifical wojack drawing is funny

He's so fucking bitter kek.

Lmao he sounds like Jamie Kennedy or Uwe Boll now

WTF I love GoT now!!!

If people hate your stupid capeshit movie because of politics, then that means your stupid capeshit movie is actually a cinematic masterpiece and not a bland boring stupid capeshit retard fest

This
Every crticism regarding TLJ was just some "b-but luke would never do that!" type bullshit which has nothing to do with the film itself. Objectively its a pretty good movie

Defending your own post using a mobile device doesn't make it two different people