Brie Larson is a fugly butch, zero charisma, non-entity with a fivehead, shit-tier body, horrible bolt on tits, negative ass, utterly fucking disgusting Crypt Keeper feet and is a raving Feminazi/SJW cunt.
This looks soo fucking bland and it's not helped by Brie who has all the personality of a dead eyed fuckdoll. Sure, Disney wont let this fail and will bulk buy tickets internationally, which we know they do to boost their stock value, but this is TV level trash with a piece of shit as the lead.
Captain Marvel has never sold more than 20K issues and loses money with every published issue.
Captain Marvel was originally a male hero created when the copyright license for the original Captain Marvel lapsed 40 years ago. The copyright-stealing hero was never successful but Marvel never wanted to relinquish the copyright for jew reasons so they regularly relaunched unsuccessful spinoffs. Then Captain Marvel died of space-cancer (seriously)
One of these spinoffs was "Ms. Marvel" which was an unsuccessful women's lib. Over the next thirty years the two most notable events was getting leech-raped by Rogue from the X-Men who took all her powers and another time getting Bill Cosbied by some cosmic entity named Marcus Immortus who made her give birth to him, then married her in a incest-rape story arc.
Then about ten years ago Marvel executive demanded female superheroes be made so that Marvel can sell IP for female-targeted capeshit movies and Ms Marvel for all her getting raped and shittiness was one of the few that Marvel had. She became a bunch of beta male writers' idea of a forceful and commanding female which is to say a retarded, loud and authoritarian bitch who did stupid shit and demanded everyone obey her. Noone like this shit or bought any of her books but they continued to be published.
There is a difference between someone not being overtly sexualized, ie boobs hanging out and underwear for pants, and someone with an objectively shit body that has almost nothing going for it due to no real care or training undertaken with proven fungal infections who is also filled with a vapid idiot of a personality with few redeeming qualities if any. Whose sole personality trait seems to be; "So what if I don't look after myself?, I am 'empowering' to bland unattractive woman because we say so, yet I am surprised no one but desperate greasy guys want to fuck me!?"
Arnold Schwarzenegger was supposed to be emotionless as the terminator but in terminator 2 started smiling and throwing out funny one liners specifically to show he was learning to be less of a robot - while playing one.
Captain Marvel on the other hand comes across as an unhappy, hateful, depressing person to be around, who is using her godly powers out of spite. There are practically no redeeming qualities to the actress and by extension the character she is playing as a result. Brie Larson has absolutely no femininity or grace while espousing forced grandeur and feigned superiority while looking like a world class unmitigated cunt!!!FACT!!!
The worst thing is that they've decided to taint Endgame by shoving this bitch into what is suppose to be the original Avengers swan song.
It's Rey 2.0. They manufacture some character and scream at the audience that "SHE'S THE NEW FACE OF THE MCU/STARWARS/DOCTORWHO etc...!!!" and are already setting up the narrative (ala Ghostbusters 2016) that if you don't pay to see this movie you're a "FUCKING WHITE MALE SEXIST INCEL MANBABY BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!!!". Of course Marvel wants you to forget that the first female Captain Marvel was a black woman named Monica Rambeau, which makes the MCU rendition of the character a subtle case of white-washing.
It would have been better if they made this movie, released it at the end of the year and, if it's a hit, make her a part of Avengers 5. But NOOOOOOOOOO, the Mouse just had to fuck up ten years of MCU build up with this fucking bullshit and I can't believe Kevin Feige would agree to this because it smacks of political fuckery. As if Disney was pissed that Wonder Woman beat them to the punch of having a big female led superhero movie, so they've probably threatened to #MeToo Feige if he didn't shovel out some shit and piggyback her off more popular characters.
Infinity War was the end of the MCU for me and I have no intention of seeing either Captain Fungi or even Endgame for that matter because of this roastie slag.
They took all of the franchises that all the rejects and retards that got poked fun at in school took to escape from their shitty lives, they took all of them, they ruined them and the worst part is they don't even care about the franchises themselves, they just want to be "inclusive" and make it about them!!!FACT!!!
Also, do you see men lobbying for someone like DJ Qualls to be a comic book movie superhero? No and it's because we want to see strong virile men who we can admire and aspire to be ala Arnold and Sly.
Women can't fucking stand seeing other women who are more beautiful than they are because they're all pitilessly narcissistic. So Hollywood now casts fuggo roastie cum dumpsters who are more "relatable" because a bunch of cat lady shut-ins squawk on their Twitter feed.
Know why Aquaman was successful? It had likeable and good looking actors in what was, to be honest, a pedestrian story. Captain Marvel just needed to be an attractive chick fighting aliens and I would have went for it, I mean, I went to see the Power Rangers movie fer fuck sakes.
But these fucking lunatics are trying to make a fucking popcorn comic book movie into some sort of political statement. Fuck right off with that and fuck you for supporting it. Go dilate your axe wound, faggot!!!FACT!!!
Oh and let me explain why Cheese Noass has an Oscar beside sucking and riding kike cock. The Oscars are soo fucking politicized that all you need to do is make a movie that sucks up to women, niggers or fags and you'll win. Larson won because she played a woman imprisoned and abused by an EVIL WHITE MALE. The Shape of Water won Best Picture because it was about a degenerate whore who fucks a fish while her friends are a fat black woman and a gay man while the "villain" is a straight white male and the movie takes place in the 1950's which is vilified by Feminazi's and SJW faggot for being oh-so-oppressive because you couldn't act like wild animals and fuck up civilization as you have been doing for the last several decades. Moonlight won because it was about Gayniggers who were, sadly, not from outer space!!!FACT!!!
The woman on the left. One of the most beloved female characters in cinema history (played by one of the most respected actresses of the last 40 years) who is strong, intelligent, determined and succeeds because of her perseverance and yet still feminine while able to command authority by using logic and reason. She has a cat. Same thing could be applied to Clarice Starling in The Silence of the Lambs, except for the cat, although Jodie Foster does like pussy.
The woman on the right. A slithering cunt, played by a sociopathic narcissistic fungi breeding greaseball, being forced upon the public as a feminist icon and shilled by a corporation who is silencing critics while using misguided political activists to promote their product and attack anyone who see's through their agenda. She also has a cat!!!FACT!!!
Finally, when some feminazi and/or one of their SJW white guilt numale closet faggot lapdogs calls you an "INCEL", tell them this.....
Women are nothing more than three holes which is why even the ugliest, fattest, poorest amongst them can get laid whenever they like. Withholding sex from men is the only power they have. Without that they have nothing and are nothing!!!FACT!!!
Aiden Parker
>caring this much about captain fungal You're a cringe faggot!!!FACT!!!
Lucas Edwards
Saw it last night. It was really mediocre. The ending of the movie makes her look extremely overpowered. Also making her the inspiration for the avengers instead of captain america is pathetic
Also having fury loose his eye to a cat scratch is the dumbest thing in the entire MCU. Absolutely stupid and character ruining.
The main character is played by a charisma vacuum, who comes off as wooden and unlikable in every scene. The first hour of the movie really drags, and even becomes tedious at times.
The hero doesn’t earn her powers or overcome adversity through her own efforts, just like Rey from Star Wars she is jusy given her abilities for doing nothing. And of course people go out of their way to help her just because she’s awesome and for no other logical reason.
This is the first genuinely bad movie in the MCU.
The first end credits scene makes it seem like she’s going to take over Endgame and ruin it.
I’m 100% convinced those rumors about the cast being angry about being pushed aside for her are true.
Lucas Gutierrez
Lmao literally everyday is women’s day for fucks sake
>I’m 100% convinced those rumors about the cast being angry about being pushed aside for her are true.
I'd be pissed too. They pend the better part of a decade putting together a cinematic achievement unlike anything done before only to have this wretched cunt come in and be heralded as "THE NEW FACE OF THE MCU!!!".
No wonder Robert Downey Jr. is out after this.
Think back to 2008 and how much of a joke he had become with his problems and how Jon Favreau fought to get him cast as Stark and it's mindblowing how successful the MCU has become. Same thing with Feige who I had a huge amount of respect for considering he's the architect of the MCU.
These guys must be reeling at seeing how much Disney is fucking this up. And we know it's the Mouse that's behind Captain Marvel being pushed, obsessed with agenda politics rather than focusing on making good movie for people to entertain.
We just can't have nice things to enjoy anymore and my only hope is that I live to see them all perish in flame!!!FACT!!!
Parker Gonzalez
Leave Billy out of this, please
Elijah Walker
Aquaman is still running at my local cinema. Here’s seating chart 50 minutes before start time. Enjoy, International Women’ day, Ladies!
A woman fucked a gaming journalist for a good review, some guys on the internet complained. Women started acting like they were under attack from rape squads or something then ran crying to the UN and governments around the world, and still to this day haven't gotten the stick out of their ass.
