Their silence speaks volumes.
Their silence speaks volumes
to be fair they’ve been silent for awhile now
>Jay will like it
>Mike will be indifferent
They’re not real movie critics or professionals.
their what?
Jay doesn't watch cat movies because they trigger his cat murdering ptsd
>never reviewed Alita
Do they even give a fuck anymore. They have put out nothing of note over the last two months.
Their patreon retards must be up in arms.
>confirmed disneyshills that have praised every single MCU movie despite none of them being good and every single Nu Wars movie except the only watchable one
Gee I can't wait to hear their thoughts on this one!
"Real" critics shouldn't be taken seriously either.
Jay is busy editing the Suspiria re:View.
>So Jay... Why do you hate women?
Rich is way worse than Beard and AIDS combined
>morbidly obese manchild
>always wears comic shirts, but cant answer ANY comic question Jay or Mike have
>has a video game show, but says stupid things like 3D mario games shouldn't have controllable cameras and is blatantly bad at video games in general
>thinks being a cynical, nitpicking autist is the same as intelligence
>flat out didn't understand basic character motivations for Civil War despite being a huge MCU fan
>starts REEEEEEing when chat constantly BTFOs him
>nostalgiafag who only likes shit from his youth
>has an obnoxious "I fucking love science" attitude
>can't pronounce words
>forced catchphrases
>meme laugh
>actual plebbitor
>confused by Yea Forums
>has a tranny fiance
>allows Mike to bully him on a daily basis
>doesn't oppose people being tracked by the government with chip implants
>only ever funny by accident when he fucks up and gets made fun for it, his real sense of humor is "lel so randumb XD" tier
>claps at the end of films
>has never had actual fruit in his life and is convinced he'll hate it because he doesn't like sodas with fruit flavors
When did you realize Rich was actually worse RLM and is the embodiment of amerifat retard?
I'm gonna go ahead and say that I personally think Rich is the worst member of the crew. Even though Beardfat takes things too seriously, he always sounds like he knows what he's talking about and he showed several times that he has technological knowledge and AIDSmoby offers insightful commentary many times. Rich manages to be both an embarrassing nerd and seemingly have no real input into the movies they're talking about and is only there because he's Mike's friend. When Mike isn't around to put him down, he acts like an obnoxious prick and the only real value he offers is that he does the grunt work for them (buying merchandise for videos, building props, etc). He's basically their employee and is only in videos because Mike likes him.
Neither these manchildren caled youtubers
>>has a tranny fiance
lol, need a pic
>>has a tranny fiance
source?
>Jay gonna shit all over it for 90 seconds
>Mike just shrugs and says whatever
>Jay: "well I didn't haaaaate it"
When has he been on here?
maybe they waited for this film to do a comparison? or maybe a double feature?
>RedditLetterMedia
>I need the opinion of a balding fatfuck
and a redneck UK teeth
Yes it says a lot. It says they haven’t seen Captain Marvel yet or th y haven’t finished editing the video yet.
holy fuck you weren't kidding
have sex
Rich is good.
>hes a cuck mike bullies him
Fag who can't identify bants spotting
This cuck.
They are waiting for the weekend box office to come in before making a decision
>filtered
so the spam that everybody is talking here is real
k then
h ave s ex
Neither of them is a fan of anime. I can see it being completely baffling to them without that experience.
Aw yiss
>all the cockpit and space shots
>cockpit
i hope women stay away from this man
Jerking off to a character just being the most powerful is a quintessential soi trait
It probably has Beardfast judging by Jay's track record with reView.
Beardfat is fine on Re:View. He's just awful on BOTW.
FUCK OFF e-celeb faggot
Of course it's Beardfat. Would you seriously want to listen to Mike begrudgingly talk about something like Suspiria? He would be bored and complain that it didn't make sense.
i just want to note the coincidence of Ghostbusters 2016 being directed by Paul Fieg and this Captain Marvel being produced by Kevin Feige, both of whom actively engaged in deriding the target audience for these kinda fliks
now that i say it out loud, i realise there's nothing to it, but it has been bugging me for a while now and i just needed to get it out of my system
They should just cancel half in the bag at this point because damn son their output is crap
When has Kevin Feige ever done this?
have a sex
>tfw no money to send Mike a personal trainer, nutritionist, and live-in chef to help him lose weight and get super-ripped in preparation for a mainstream movie role
He is fine in re:view though.
TAKE THAT BACK
RIGHT
NOW
get ready for a kid gloves review where they pull all their punches and say the movie is "okay" so they don't offend any feminists.
>personal trainer
>nutritionist
nigga should just do keto and intermittent fasting/OMAD
fuck personal trainers
Lol
Jay and Beardfat are easily the best ReView combo
>>confirmed disneyshills that have praised every single MCU movie despite none of them being good and every single Nu Wars movie except the only watchable one
You know what? I can't even argue against that. RLM have been deepthroating Disney's cock for years. They have never decisively condemned a Disney movie no matter how irredeemable it is.
>this movie was the worst thing since the last jedi!
>really? I kinda liked it?
>well I didn't HATE it
>they did some interesting things with the character
>at least its better than DC
>its schlock and it didn't take itself as seriously as we thought