>WHAT'S THAT BOY?
WHAT'S THAT BOY?
Dominic Hughes
Grayson Young
why was hitler in harry potter?
Levi Morgan
The Hungarian Holocaust Ooooooooohhhhhhhh
Aaron Gomez
Because Hogwarts is actually Chuck's
Easton Miller
It was a different time.
Jack Martinez
THE HUNDEHRIAN HORNDEHL
Caleb Richardson
Because the tent was for Champions and Fuhrers.
Isaiah Evans
>the Hebrew long-snout
Tyler Jenkins
Pikachuuuuuuuu
Logan Collins
Why was the Scatman in Harry Potter?
Evan Wilson
It's LeviOHsa not LevioSAAAH
Ayden King
YOW DOIT DEN IF YAW SO CLEEEEVER!
Isaac Wood
Kek
Blake Sanchez
The Chinese Firebole! OOOO0000OOOO!
Chase Murphy
THAT'S RUBBISH
Luis Murphy
*smacks lips seductively*
ELLO FATHA
Logan Murphy
thought it was kevin spacey by the thumb and the text
Carson Russell
THAT'S MY SON
Chase James
>Harry Potter and the Chamber of Gas
Henry Kelly
THE NAME GIVE ME THE WRETCHED NAME
Thomas Martin
>This thread
Xavier Wood
SILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE
Easton Cook
Nathan Perez
THAT'S MY BOY
Jaxon Young
HOWEVER
Angel Brown
Barty Crouch
junior
Lucas Jackson
Dumbledore said calmly.
Aaron Stewart
I met this guy, Pedja Bjelac. I'm from Serbia like him
Sebastian Russell
>Your father was a nigger
Isaac Thomas
was he a nice guy
Grayson Morgan
How come films 6, 7, or 8 don’t have any good memes?
Adrian Diaz
Based DEH poster
Blake Rodriguez
YOU SAID!
YOU SAID!
Zachary Edwards
Unironically a big guy. He's like 6 4 in American units
Luis Richardson
6 and 7 are slow burn films that these adhd tards can't handle and are actually great.
6 does have memes with slughorn and stuff
HARRRY M' BOY
*hic*
Zachary Williams
actually, he meant to portray a harsher and colder Dumbles to to be different from the first actor's performance
Ethan Green
Why don't people not understand this and instead hate on things that are different
Gambon's dumbledore in the sixth movie HOWEVER is very much like the first two movies
1 and 2 - chill dumbledore
3 - eclectic dumbledore
4 and 5 - harsher and colder dumbledore
6 - chill dumbledore
Bentley Brooks
I guess people just expected him to consistently be the same character instead of drastically switching up his personality between films.
Aaron Perez
>drastically switching up
>switches up when the tones of the books change and shit hits the fan
Stop please...it's just that people are purepurist plebs and wand warm fuzzy blankets and every movie in a series of movies to be exactly the same.
Joshua Evans
ELLO MUDDAH
ELLO FATHAH
Jason Russell
emma watson can't act
Anthony Lopez
Underrated
Jose Bennett
What the fuck was up with the haircuts in this movie?
Camden Johnson
Who’s she again
Parker Howard
ERE OI AM AT CAMP GRENADA
Owen Stewart
The books weren't tonally consistent, but Dumbledore was. When people want to see a movie of blank, they want to see a movie of blank, they don't want to see the director's vision, they don't care about the aristic integrity of the writers adaptation, they just want to see blank on the big screen as a movie. It should have been the easiest fucking thing to make a Harry Potter movie series and have it match the books, everything is already done for you.
Matthew Allen
The director told them all to not get a haircut in the months before filming
Nathaniel Morales
Michael Lewis
Can we have meme threads like this for the other Potter movies?
Caleb Hernandez
I'm warning you now boy, if I hear ONE MEME, you won't walk right for a week!
Josiah Price
BAD DREAM
Eli Roberts
It's like trying to order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
It's like trying to order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda with your bare hands.
Wyatt Turner
WHAT'S WRONG, YOU GONNA CRY AND GO RUNNING TO WIPE YOUR TEARS WITH DADDY'S BALLSACK YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE FUCKING CUMSTAIN?!? OH AND YOUR MOM WAS KNOWN HERE AS THE "WHORE OF HOGWARTS", SHIT, EVEN THAT FUCKING BETA ORBITER KEK FAGGOT SNAPE LOST HIS CHERRY TO HER, I MEAN, SURE, IT WAS HIS ASSHOLE AND WITH HER STRAP-ON BUT HE WAS SAVING HIS COCK FOR LILY, HAHAHAHAH, HOW'D THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU SNAPE YOU FUCKING LOSERS OH AND I KNOW YOU FUCKED LILY'S CORPSE AFTER V-MAN KILLED HER SKANK ASS, FUCKING NECROFILE DOUCHEBAG, ANYWHO, YEAH, DRACO IS A HOMO AND I WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR FAMILY'S NAME YOU PIECE IF SHIT CUNT FUCKFACE *TAKES MASSIVE PULL FROM HIP FLASK*, NO WHICH ONE OF YOU PRETEEN SLAGS WANTS TO SUCK AND RIDE MY WAND?!?FACT!!!
David Wright
>"Transfigura Americanus!"
Hunter Watson
Was this guy a supernatural being or something? He never shows up in any other movie and he's only there to have ominous dialogue
Joshua Thomas
Jordan Lewis
HOWEVER
Nathaniel Walker
The movies don't have to be anything like the books
theres nothing more fucking boring to discuss about films than the books they are based on not being like how the words are on the page
the job of filmmaking is to adapt things all the scripts are adapted so fuck off. im glad they aren't like the books
Matthew Gomez
it was the 90s, a very edge time
Jackson Sullivan
>When people want to see a movie of blank, they want to see a movie of blank, they don't want to see the director's vision, they don't care about the aristic integrity of the writers adaptation, they just want to see blank on the big screen as a movie
So is harry potter actually a pleb filter test for mouthbreathing anti art people?
Grayson Lewis
It was all a dream, I used to read quibbler magazine...
David Cooper
>It should have been the easiest fucking thing to make a Harry Potter movie series and have it match the books, everything is already done for you.
>4 out of the 7 of the books are over 600 pages long
Juan Torres
NNNYAAAAARRRRHHH
Evan Rogers
piss off
Anthony Peterson
this looks ripe for some photoshop effect
Oliver Diaz
That's boring though, that attitude is how you end up with the state superhero movies are in now. I love that the Harry Potter movies all have different styles depending on the directors, especially when rewatching them because it makes every movie different.
Carson Collins
>Of course it's in our head Moshe, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?
Evan Kelly
underrated
Aaron Gutierrez
based
Josiah Rodriguez
DDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!
Dylan Williams
You're just as horny as I am.
Christian Peterson
EY ARRI POTTAH
I SAW YA LOOKING AT ME PISS FLAPS YA DIRTY BYGGER
FANCY A SHAG?
Jack Hill
>ALRIGHT DAVE
Brayden Sanchez
I wouldhave raped so many witches If I went to Hogwarts. Dumbledore himself couldn't stop me
Jordan Richardson
Why would she speak in a bad English accent?
Lincoln Powell
AHHHHHHH
NGHU
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Charles Gomez
jesus frodo
Asher Taylor
Nolan Morgan
Marge is Lisa at camp Granada?
Christian Johnson
I've had the same wand for the last twenty years, this old wand has had 17 new cores and 14 new woods in it's time.
Aiden Martinez
Cute.
How big is her penis?
Christopher Bell
Join us, user
Jonathan Carter
It was the contemporary fashing for that age group.
Adrian Ramirez
Was that a threat that he going to insert his finger inside Harry's anus?
Ryan Morgan
You didn't have long hair in 8th-9th grade? I had long hair since 3rd grade but in 8th grade, suddenly half the guys had long hair. It's around that age when you have to go to the barber yourself and you just can't bother.
Brody Morgan
MMRRUUOOVADA KEDAVRA!
Grayson Phillips
Black could be anywhere
Levi Gray
Wyatt Foster
How about I jump off the roof!?
Hudson Price
>THATS MY WIFES BOY
Carter Perry
>the british acid-spitter, ooooooooooooh
Lincoln Gonzalez
Xavier Reyes
She's Irish you uncultured American swine.
Brandon Nelson
>dumbledore dabbing in the background
really insensitive of him
Hunter Reed
Every frame of this is a reaction image.
Easton Roberts
AAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAHhhhhHHHH OOOOOOOoooooHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHH
Easton Torres
Everyone working on this movie was on all the cocaine.
Brandon Moore
>No more straight white males through this letterbox!
wtf Rowling?!
Dominic Anderson
Ethan Sanders
THE CHINESE PEOPLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Daniel James
major kek
Gavin White
Carson Miller
>THAT'S MY SEMI-AUTOMATIC WEAPON, THAT'S MY TOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY
William Lee
The number of students seemed to shrink for every movie
Jayden Edwards
The genesis of Gryfinndor
Ian Jones
Dumbledore keeps picking them off
Alexander Campbell
Draco has a qt on his right.
Jacob Wilson
literally looks like a boy with a wig
Samuel Thomas
harry getting slughorns memory in hp5 was done better in the movie
Zachary Sanchez
Yeah, and?
Jordan Torres
>she
Jayden Thomas
Who else walked out of the kinoplex after this scene?
Andrew Miller
I stayed to watch the credits nerd
Aaron Anderson
Gryffindor's wants to exterminate THIS?!?!?
Justin Harris
you mean number 6, that entire movie is kino
Lincoln Powell
Why did Rowling put all the hot girls in Slytherin, the wizard supremacist house? What did she mean by this?
Adrian Hernandez
>Ginny
>Luna
>Cho
>Prime Lily
>Dominique
checkmate
Hudson Kelly
What like the bulldog looking girl on the left?
Michael Allen
>munter
>nutcase munter
>ching chong
>mudblood
>literally who
game, set, match.
not all the slytherin girls are hot but all the hot girls are in slytherin
Asher Wilson
Excuse me?
Ayden Evans
honestly this movie has so many quotable moments never realised it all those years ago
still has dare i say it SOUL
Jack Edwards
Andrew Robinson
The extra on the right is laughing.
Jeremiah Butler
I've heard that there is business for me here in this tent, can anyone confirm its eligibility?
David Ramirez
try without photoshop
Alexander Lopez
everyone forgets how fucking kino this film was
Caleb James
>Yea Forums's prom night.
Cameron Gonzalez
Why does this stupid meme always make me laugh?
very based
Bentley Peterson
ha-che-cha-che-cha, ye wanna see me pot o' gold arry?
Samuel Reed
>implying Yea Forums had a date
Nolan Bennett
Irish people don't drop their Hs. You fucking idiot.
Sebastian Long
Would harry potter shag a paki?
Brandon Diaz
Am I wrong in thinking this was the only good Harry Potter movie?
Idk it was dark but still fun and childlike, with performances that felt genuinely like real teenagers.
Idk the earlier ones are all bit too childlike and all the ones after are way too cringe for me, but this one got it just right.
Ryan Robinson
How many war crimes do you think he committed?
Jeremiah White
No. The acting and line delivery is shit tier, especially by the main 3 characters.
youtu.be
>Ouch Ron that was my foot
The entire film is shit tier lines like that. Fucking hell.
The first two films HOWEVER are comfykino.
Christian Parker
1 and 2 are basically the same film and are fairly memeable. 3 is actually a little too good to meme, there's very little material because it's so well done. 4 is the king of memes for this series, almost every single scene is quotable. 5 and beyond are just boring movies that try way too hard and are too bland and incompetent to produce really good meme material.
Robert Diaz
>3 is actually a little too good to meme
youtube.com
Caleb Baker
You're a fucking retard because all of them are good and all of them are better than goblet of fire
Nathaniel Campbell
holy NPC
why do you say the same fucking shit day after day
5-8 are great movies
stop being a dull bitch
Kevin Sanchez
>Dumbledore himself couldn't stop me
No one could've stopped you and everyone was raping everyone at hogwarts. Just look at the shit Rowling introduced canonically:
>fully functioning love potions that any kid with 20 bucks could buy
>charm spells that make people fall in love with you
>domination spells that force people to obey your every command
>memory erasing spells
>memories are tangible things that can be pulled out of someone's head or modified
>potions that can change your appearance to anyone you own a genetic piece of
>no security beyond teachers and a filthy janitor walking around the labyrinth halls of the castle
Add in scores of horny amoral students (and teachers) given access to all this and sexual assaults would've been an hourly occurrence, ranging from some poor soul fucking their lover then watching in horror as they revert back to their true form afterward, to bewildered students who had been missing for days stumbling naked out of some room with no memories of anything. There's even lowkey deviancy, like people like Hermoine using magic to make them look hot like an Asian woman using plastic surgery.
Hogwarts is a giant rape machine where if you let your guard down for a second you're suddenly lusting after a 300 pound pug face or being transformed into a girl and getting dragged into the dungeon by a group.
Jordan Evans
im interested to hear what other accents he gets catastrophically wrong
Gavin Watson
Let's hear him phonetically try Scottish.
Brayden Rivera
>there are people who exist that take time out of their day to post a picture of a villain shouting from a children's movie series and types out a transcription of his scream multiple times, all for the sake of potentially getting some stranger to chuckle silently
>and it's still funny
Michael Baker
Imagine being a Slytherin Chad and kidnapping a hot stuckup Ravenclaw bitch with your bros and taking turns spitroasting her with your magically augmented horsedicks, stretching out her virgin fuckholes as tears stream down her face and she begs for you to stop. You use petrificus totalus and keep her in your dorm room whenever you're not using her tight, nubile body like a communal fucktoy. After a few weeks you get bored of her so you use the memory charm you learned last year and send her off to class, none the wiser the horrific and degrading acts you subjected her to. Haha
Ayden Hall
>with your bros and taking turns spitroasting her
Dominic Anderson
lol
Isaiah Gutierrez
*tingtingting*
Juan Wilson
>Buhbuhbuuuuh
Juan Torres
THE MEME! GIVE ME THE WRETCHED MEME!
Benjamin Young
Evan Wood
Was it the sixth movie where all the girls are flocking towards the love potion because it smells like all the boys they wanna fuck?
Nathan Sullivan
hmmmmm
Josiah Jones
Why are you so afraid of seeing your bros dicks? Scared you'll like it? Fucking poof.
Connor Hill
no one knows
Anthony Richardson
battle of the 7 potters
Ethan Johnson
Slytherin must die.
Charles Allen
Oh go on Harry you're the youngest seeker in a cenchry.
Henry James
Nah, it's fucking gay being in the same room as another guy while having sex
Austin Ross
wtf happened to doctor who
Gavin Taylor
DHp1 is my favorite HP movie by far
Wyatt Cruz
>get slytherin on pottermore
>they give me a version of the house not reflected in the books or movies
What did Rowling mean by this?
Gabriel Green
>You're the youngest tweaker in a century
Joseph Lopez
This guy is 100% a closeted faggot lmao
Lincoln Reed
>a potterposting thread, ooooOOOOooooh
Landon Morris
>Oh dear, my books are now super popular but nobody except psychopaths or nazis would actually get put into Slytherin, better retcon them to be misunderstood so I don't offend people who end up there
Camden Morales
Silly Brits don't even know how to speak their native tongue.
Aaron Rogers
Do you want me to open it?
Cameron Wood
David Evans
>the one scottish character
>in a series of books set in britain
>it's a chink
get tae fuck rowling ya daft cunt
Jack Thomas
DYAWANT ME TO OPEN IT
Isaiah Watson
Such a perfect dorky Harry Potter moment. I loved it. Doing anything to cheer up his friend even if it's just trying to dance
Jacob Mitchell
Wasn't the quidditch captain Scottish?
Tyler Morgan
>Dolohov... So what are we going to do with you, eh *subtly licks lips*
Jace Gutierrez
>ye mean i'll hafta pay fer buks anna wand and shite?
>fuck off weyur posh cunt ways
Parker Martin
>*tilts head condescendingly*
Cameron Lopez
The actor who played him in the movies was but there's nothing to establish it in the books
Gavin Turner
I recently rewatched the first one and that restricted section scene is kinda spooky desu especially the music
Ryder Diaz
Was Cho Scottish in the books?
Austin Foster
Who can halt his rampage?
John Parker
>... Mʏ MoRd?
Gabriel Collins
Go on our Arry lad go on my son.
Jonathan Baker
soon brothers
Adrian Hughes
Remmember when they change the black actress so she could date Rony?
Elijah Stewart
How do you read a book that screams at you anyway.
Sebastian James
>>The actor who played him in the movies was
As was the actress who played Cho in the movies. There's nothing to establish her as being Scottish in the books.
Austin Thomas
The John Williams score in the first and second films is great.
youtu.be
Jose Reed
WOT THE BLODDY HELL WAS THA?
Xavier Young
I had to look that up, no she isn't either
Nathaniel Gomez
Bring a rolled up sock.
Justin Davis
Why was old man dante from dmcV in harry potter?
Hunter Morgan
Kiss it :3
John Barnes
>Minerva McGonagall
>Cormac McLaggen
>Ernest Macmillan
Henry Ross
"Pull my devil trigger"
Brandon Lee
Professor McGonnagal is the most prominent Scot in the books.
John Nguyen
>watch out in Gringotts, ‘arry. It’s run by a race of hook nosed, vicious, nepotistic, money loving creatures
>Goblins, Hagrid?
>well that’s one name fer ‘em
Jesus Christ, how did she get away with this?
Andrew Rodriguez
The top left one really looks like a dick.
Luke Nelson
I'VE WON THE HOUSE CUP, FOR SLYTHERIN! YEEEAAAAARRRRRH!
Matthew Sanchez
You should get your dick looked at by a doctor user
Tyler Adams
kek
Jose Long
>put a literal star of David in the middle of Gringotts
Holy fuck Rowling, calm down. Try to be a bit more subtle
Jason Peterson
checked 10
Eli Gray
pretty kino digits
David Kelly
>111101111
binary get
111101111 = ÷
Ayden Bailey
very asthetic get
Parker Cook
You want compromise? How's this? 13 years in Azkaban, I wanted pumpkin pasties. I compromised. I ate shit-flavored jelly beans. I wanted to fuck a woman. I gave polyjuice potion to Ernie in cell block B. You see where I'm goin'?
Caleb Morgan
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Death Eater. To me, being a Death Eater was better than being Great Britain's Minister of Magic. Even before I first wandered into Knockturn Alley for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody at a school that was full of nobodies. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They tortured muggles in broad daylight and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they were busy infriltating the Ministry, nobody ever called the aurors.
Anthony Miller
Brody Lopez
Yer a Grand Wizard Arry, and a thumping good un I'd wager, once we get ya lynchin a little bit.
Adrian Lee
>He's going into cardiac arrest, somebody get me 10mg of pumpkin juice
>M-madam, I-I'm gonna be s-sick...
>I NEED IT NOW LONGBOTTOM, I GOT A WARD THAT LOOKS LIKE A TURKISH ABATTOIR, MALFOY'S BLEEDING OUT AND POTTER'S A FUCKING INVERTEBRATE
Thomas Cooper
Just came here to check those digits.
Elijah Fisher
Samuel Hughes
?
John Hill
The amount of shit this woman has to deal with from the Potter gang alone.
Owen Jenkins
oh my fucking god
Nolan Adams
>((((0))))
Unironically what did he mean by this.
Justin Fisher
Alexander Wright
Josiah Flores
witnessed
Tyler Bell
Christian Sanders
DIE POTTER
Joseph Sanchez
Isaac Lopez
>"Miscellaneous!"
>We've been through this, Sorting Hat, it's Hufflepuff.
Luke Turner
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be fucked by Draco Malfoy.
Ryder Powell
Leo Nguyen
>Lather me, Harry
Isaac Price
>OOOH DEAR, WE ARE IN TROUBAAAAAL
Aiden Rodriguez
HARRRRGH
Hunter Watson
PUT THAT LIGHT OUT!
Nicholas Sullivan
and he was a good friend
Jack Green
>STEEWDANTS OUT OF BED, STEEWDAANTS IN THE CORRIDORS!
Jackson Hernandez
>Haargh! Slytherin will pay for their crime! I swear it! I shall smite their bones.
>Their crime, Professor?
>Existence.
Joseph Price
IT'S A FUCKING ROCK CONCERT!
Christopher Foster
Dominic Adams
You now remember this scene.
Juan Smith
I've been saying for years that GoF is the only Potterkino, glad that you're all finally starting to see things from my perspective.
Bentley Peterson
Nonce!
Jordan Perry
SWISH AND FLICK!
THAT'S RIGHT MISS GRANGER, WELL DONE, 10 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!
Carson Foster
It was revenge for Gellert Grindlewald, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Grindlewald was a dark wizard and Albus wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Purebloods. It was real inbred shit. They even knocked Albus off the Astronomy tower so his brother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.
Anthony Mitchell
Were the contestants allowed to kill the dragons during this challenge?
What would the teachers have done if one of them had just avada kedavra'd their dragon?
Would they have stepped in if it looked like the dragon has going to kill the student?
Lincoln Cook
Is that Jonny Greenwood?
Chase Price
Now...swish your dick!
Kayden Stewart
Move your body like a hairy troll
Learning to rock and roll
Spin around like a crazy elf
Dancin' by himself
Boogie down like a unicorn
No stoppin' till the break of dawn
Put your hands up in the air
Like an ogre, who just don't care
Oh! Can you dance like a hippogriff?
Na na na ma ma ny na na ny na
Flyin' off from a cliff
Na na na ma ma ny na na ny na
Swooping down to the ground
Na na na ma ma ny na na ny na
Wheel around and around and around and around
Na na na ma ma ny na na
Groove around like a scary ghost
Spooking himself the most
Shake your booty like a boggart in pain
Again and again and again
Get it on like an angry spectre
Who's definitely out to get ya'
Stamp your feet like a leprechaun
Gettin' it on, gettin' it on
Can you dance like a hippogriff?
Ma ma ma, ma ma ma, ma ma ma
Flyin' off from a cliff
Ma ma ma, ma ma ma, ma ma ma
Swooping down, to the ground
Ma ma ma, ma ma ma, ma ma ma
Wheel around and around and around and around
Ma ma ma, ma ma ma, ma ma ma
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, come on
Mmm, you gotta move it
Like a groovy creature
Creature of the night
In a flight
Ah, a creature of the night
Well, do ya' feel alright?
Do ya' feel alright?
Stop
Ooooooh
Yeeaaaaaaaah
Can you dance like a hippogriff?
Ma ma ma, ma ma ma, ma ma ma
Flyin' off from a cliff
Ma ma ma, ma ma ma, ma ma ma
Swooping down, to the ground
Ma ma ma, ma ma ma, ma ma ma
Wheel around and around and around and around ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma maaaaaaaaaaah
Come on, ah, come on
Yeah!
Can dance you like a hippogriff?
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
Leo Reyes
>it's real
Julian Barnes
They even had an extended version of it for DVD
Landon Martin
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Defence Against the Dark Arts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret murders of Mudbloods and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in magic and I’m the top dueller in the entire ministry of magic. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me using an owl? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the UK and your owl is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my wand. Not only am I extensively trained in magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Unforgivable Curses and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Evan Moore
I bet that Miss Granger is fucking Professor Flitwick. You don't get grades that good with performance that mediocre.
Jack Nelson
ROOOON YOU SPOOILED EVRRRYTHING
Nathan Brown
Dragons have powerful magical protections, so I doubt you could avada kedavra one.
>Would they have stepped in if it looked like the dragon has going to kill the student?
There were a bunch of dragon keepers, like Ron's brother to make sure none of the students died.
Adam Moore
Yes
Jarvis Cocker (of Pulp) as Myron Wagtail – vocals
Jonny Greenwood (of Radiohead) as Kirley Duke – lead guitar
Jason Buckle (of All Seeing I) as Heathcote Barbary – rhythm guitar
Steve Mackey (of Pulp) as Donaghan Tremlett – bass
Steven Claydon (of Add N to (X)) as Gideon Crumb – keyboards and bagpipes
Phil Selway (of Radiohead) as Orsino Thruston – drums
Jackson Johnson
>All those animals
Is this the wizard version of what does the fox say?
Liam Carter
>NE-GRO juice
how did they get away with this
Hudson Parker
>you know realise there's a whole genre of music called Wrock (Wizard Rock)
youtube.com
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Eli Gomez
H͠òpef͟u̡lly ͜not͢ a V̷H͜S, ̛D͟V̵D,͞ ̨or Blu͟-r̡ay cur͡sed͘ to çon̡taini͠n͠g ̛an inst͜alme͜nt of͜ ̵the ̛dulle͞st fra̢nch͢is̢e ́i͞n̸ ̨t͢he h̢i͘stơry ̨of̢ ̡mo̶v̀i͡e ̸f͝ranch̸ise͞s?̧ S̴e̷r̶iously̡ ͡each e̴pis̴ơde̴ fo͠l̕lo̡wi͟ng̡ t̨he b̀oy̢ ͞w̕íza̧r̡d̵ ͜and͢ h͟ìs ͡pąl̵s̨ ͢f̷rom ͘Ho͝g͜wa͜rts ̶A͜çadęmy̢ ̢as̕ the̵y fi̵g̨h̸t a͞s̸sòr͜t̵e̴d v͢i͜ll͞ai͝n͟s has̀ ͘b̵een ̢in̡disti̸n̶gu̸ishable fr͟om t͜he ̶ot͝hers. ̶As̀id͟e fr͞om ͡th̀ȩ ̴gloo͢my̵ imag̛er͘ý, the se̕r͜ies͘’ only̨ consisteńc͠y̶ h͜as been i͝ts̶ l̨ack̀ of ex͞c͠i͢te̛m̸en͠t ̷and i̵n̶e̡ffe͝ctįve̛ ͠u͞se of ̀sp̡éc̸i͟al e͠ffe̡cts̶,̢ all̛ tǫ ḿa͢ke̴ ̵magi̴c un͝m̴a̛gi̡cal, ͞t͝o ͠ma̧ke acti̧oń s̵eem ̕ìn͜e͞r̀t͜.
P͝er͟h̨ap̴s ̸thè ͟die was c̵a͢st w͟h̴en Rówl͢ìng͢ v̧e̡to̧ed ̵t͢he ̴i͘de͠a o͝f S͢p̀iel̀b̛ęrg dir̴ec̶tin̡g the ̨se͡r̵ie̷s͢; sh̷e͢ m̀ad̷e s̵u̡r͞e t́he͡ ̸ser̡i̴es ̴wou͞l̴d͡ n͢evèr̡ b̨e mi͢st͜a͜ke̢n̸ ̀for a w̕ork ͠o̢f a͢rt̸ ̢t͠hat̸ mea̶nt anyth̨ing͝ to a͟nybod̵y?j̛u̕s͡t ri̢dic̀úlo͡usly̶ ̧pro̶f̷i͞t̵ab͘le͝ c̵ro̶s̢s̨-pr͜òmot̡i̧on for h͠e̸ŗ boók̸s.̸ T̛h̡e͡ H͘a̷r̢ry ͟Po̡t̕t̡e̛r séries m̨i̸ght̛ b̵e ͟a̕nti̡-̀Ch̵r̨i͜stian (or no͟t̸)͢,́ but͟ ̷it̷’s͞ certa͘inly ͟th̶e͘ ͟a̢n͠t̵i̧-Ja͢ḿe̴s͝ ͢Bond s͡er͡įes i̴n̸ ̡i͟ts̴ refusal̡ ̶o̢f͝ ̷w͡on͞d͡er̸, be̴aut̡y a̵nd ̡exci̶te͝men̢t. ̸N͝o͜ ońe̵ ͡want͜s̢ ̶t̕o̢ ̨f́ace͞ ͢t̕hat̵ ͞fact. N͢ow, ͠t̢hankf̕u̵l̕l̴y, t̵he̡y̢ no ͜long̕e͠r͜ ̛ha̧ve ̵t͡o.
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a-at͟ le̸a̴s͘ţ t̷he̛ ̷bòok̡s̸ ͡were g̷ood th́o̸ưgh̷
"̵N͞o!"͡ ̀The ̛w̢rit̡i͞n̕g i͠s ̸d̨r̸ead̶f͘ul͟;̕ ̡the̛ ͘b͝o͝o̕k was ter̛ri͝ble.͡ ͝As I ̷re͟ad,͠ I ̷notic͠ed͞ ̴that̵ ́e͠v͝e̢ry t͢ime ̕a̢ ch͠a͘rac̀ter̕ w͢e̵ǹt͠ for ͝a͢ ̨walk͟, the au̶t͜ho͞r̵ wr͡ot͘e̛ in͟stead͟ ̀t̡h̸at̵ th̸e͘ c͠h̡a͡r̷a͠ct͘e͘r̵ "̵s̡tret̨c͢heḑ ͠h̶i̸s l̸e̶g̴s."̨
Eli Bailey
Ryder Baker
GHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLHHHHHHHHHHHRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA
Alexander Kelly
Better, B-.
Ryder Baker
that's a scene from prisoner of azkaban
Lincoln Diaz
Evan Sanders
>Why are you so afraid of seeing your bros dicks?
Liberator pls
Kayden Barnes
>get slytherin
>king cobra patronus
Guess I'm gonna be a death eater.
Daniel Reed
I'LL BE GONE AND YOU'LL... BE DEAD!
Jordan Richardson
>i actually like hp
Ethan Jones
Dehvin Townsend
Nathan Watson
Owen Foster
Just watched this scene. God I forgot all about the deliciously cringy teenage drama in 4. I might have to rewatch the movie just for that.
Dominic Ramirez
based
Julian Taylor
Nathan Gutierrez
Based, I though about pointing that out before but didn't think anyone would get it
Henry Baker
HP threads are blessed. pastaposters eternally btfo
Isaac Anderson
>Slytherins
Hunter Powell
Wait til my father hears of this.
Easton Young
The king of sleaze-core
Kevin Price
Still not as bad as Ron's actor
>a
>fucking
>ice cream truck
Jordan Ortiz
hhhhrrrrrHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRY
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Daniel Harris
He said calmly.
Julian Butler
I'M NOT AN OWL
Jose Russell
Luis Hall
I love these threads
Grayson Moore
don't talk shit about my pornfu gina
Hudson Williams
Rowling realized later in life that Slytherin being full of nothing but Nazi's and death eaters is a stupid idea and wouldn't never exist practically so she is badly trying to retcon using twitter.
Plenty of honest to god good people are cunning and ambitious. I'm in Nursing school but I match as Slytherin so I guess I should go murder some Jews.
Angel Butler
The movie's really dropped the ball past the first one on making Hermoine nerdy and awkward.
Chase Evans
mainly cos Emma Watson decided to stop playing Hermione and just play herself from 3 on
Evan Lewis
You shouldn't have walked out cause of the rest of the film after this scene gets so much better
Carter Watson
P r i m e
Juan Hall
Nathan Cruz
>the harrys could only lay on the floor and look at the sky, the lights going out of their eyes, before they could find the right words