Gf wants to watch Captain Marvel with me. What should i do? I dont want to betray you guys
Gf wants to watch Captain Marvel with me. What should i do? I dont want to betray you guys
Ryder Richardson
Cameron Evans
dump her
Angel Butler
kys
Evan Davis
Refuse because you don't like what you've heard about it and think Brie Larson's attitude marks her out as a complete cunt. If your GF doesn't like it, find one that isn't a drooling retard instead. No pussy on earth is worth the hassle of having to deal with a normie.
Nolan Perry
Have sex
Jose Parker
You know what you must do joe. Educate her.
Parker Lopez
Murder suicide
Easton Ward
>gf wants to watch a marvel flick
SEVER ALL TIES WITH HER!
Eli Kelly
You're not betraying anyone, if you'd watch capeshit in theaters then we have nothing in common
Thomas Johnson
Tell her no and find a movie you both will enjoy.
Evan Martin
you know the drill
bros before hoes
go grab some snacks, and enjoy your newly found single life
Matthew Jenkins
Incel
Easton Rogers
Have sex.
Christian Sanchez
>tell gf we are going to watch a movie
>tell her it's a secret movie she will only find out when we arrive
>she is a huge MCU fan and keeps asking if it's the Captain Fungus movie
>insist it's a secret
>mfw we watch Alita instead
Luke Johnson
Based
Easton Reyes
What happened next
Jacob Gomez
Chase Richardson
she jacked off a BBC sitting next to her.
Jeremiah Ross
>itt: people pretending to have girlfriends
My girlfriend hadn't even heard of Captain Marvel before I asked if she had any interest in seeing it.
Angel Foster
She liked Alita.
Aaron Rodriguez
>tfw I want to watch Alita: Battle Angel again in IMAX 3D instead of watching Captain Marvel
>wife also wants to watch Alita: Battle Angel
>female best friend also wants to watch with us
>mfw
Also, why do you keep posting Taylor Swift pictures when you're bringing up Captain Marvel even if she has nothing to do with that movie.
Aiden Brooks
wasted quints
Michael Powell
Its the only pictures i have on my phone
Owen Adams
>female best friend
You mean your girlfriend?
What about your wife and your daughter?
Is your daughter also your wife's daughter or is she your "best friend's" daughter.
Ethan Hall
Saw it last night. It was really mediocre. The ending of the movie makes her look extremely overpowered. Also making her the inspiration for the avengers instead of captain america is pathetic
Also having fury loose his eye to a cat scratch is the dumbest thing in the entire MCU. Absolutely stupid and character ruining.
The main character is played by a charisma vacuum, who comes off as wooden and unlikable in every scene. The first hour of the movie really drags, and even becomes tedious at times.
The hero doesn’t earn her powers or overcome adversity through her own efforts, just like Rey from Star Wars she is jusy given her abilities for doing nothing. And of course people go out of their way to help her just because she’s awesome and for no other logical reason.
This is the first genuinely bad movie in the MCU.
The first end credits scene makes it seem like she’s going to take over Endgame and ruin it.
I’m 100% convinced those rumors about the cast being angry about being pushed aside for her are true.
William Phillips
But tickets for alita but see captain marvel anyway. If you get called out by the usher pull him to the side and politely explain. He will understand and relent
Cameron Mitchell
>phoneposter
Jacob Hall
Go see Alita instead. Say to her is a way better movie than Captain Fungus.
William Lee
OP implied he is inact (involuntary active) in his own sex life i.e. a cuck.
Wyatt Collins
Do the dick popcorn trick.
Jose Sanchez
>Solid Dong
>It's Naked Snake not Solid Snake
This triggers my autism.