CAPTAIN MARVEL - EMPTY THEATERS WORLDWIDE

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR

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this is fake. go look at countries that actually matter (UK, Aus, Israel) and you'll see just how popular the movie is. God this falseflagging is fucking annoying

>What's happening?
It's not Friday night yet
>identity politics marketing
Into the trash he goes

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Nothing better than an empty theater!

More space for you to relax and enjoy the KINO!

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I was probably right about my conspiracy theory, Disney is trying to pull a Treasure Planet on Captain Marvel and intentionally sabotaging it for Avengers: Endgame or probably to put people's focus away from Marvel and into Star Wars.

I still saw it because I don't wanna wait for the Blu-ray, and I don't want a CAMRip either.

Tried to go yesterday but some Russian dudes with guns and maga hats forced me out the theater. This happened to me before with solo aswell

Have sex.

>I'm not that excited about it but I know I have to see it

Now THIS is a good goy.

they'll use the empty cinemas for money laundering and report them 100% full

>I'm not excited but I know I have to watch it
wew

>000
based

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>‘Captain Marvel’ Blasting Off With $20M-$24M Thursday Night – Early B.O. Read
deadline.com/2019/03/captain-marvel-opening-weekend-box-office-breaks-records-1202571905/

>they released this fucking shit on International Women's Day
Holy christ, could they have virtue-signaled any harder on this one?

Have sex

This is actually true.

MULTIPLE theaters in HOLLYWOOD are empty, DESPITE saying sold out. You can even watch the video of the empty theater while the movie is playing.

Every theater sold out... but empty?

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Have sex

Just checked for friday 20:30, which is tonight here in the Netherlands. And it's quite literally full. You can ignore the first three rows, because I think they don't sell those tickets.

And they will show it 11 times tomorrow.

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>EMPTY THEATERS WORLDWIDE
No joke, I think they forever destroyed the Marvel brand in a single movie.

Spoilers

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they made me hold my hand up to a brown paper bag and if I was darker than the bag, I wasn't even allowed to go to the ticket counter!

It's now 14:43. So there are still some hours to go.

Hey guys, anyone got any tips on how I can convince my wife's boyfriend to let me go and see Captain Marvel?

>Spoilers
part 2

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AYO THIS MOVIE IS FINNA SLAW

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Netherlands have good sold seats, but Germany is completely empty. As is with Sweden/Finland/Norway.

honestly it all depends on the theater
like there were replies to this saying their theaters were full
I checked several theaters in my city and some of them were completely empty while others were 75% pre-booked

have sex

Get some new material

that is kind of interesting... fucking money laundring?
Ok, but what money?
Drugs? Organs?
fucking impressive. Using feminism to clean money from cartels? Disney is fucking based.

Disney are literally buying their own tickets again

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I tried to watch it yesterday but the parking lot was completely full

Having Sex.

Have sex

You lost get over it

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what kind of illegal money income can Disney have?

very old money laundering trick
same is done in restaurants, coaching, psychology, pubs, discos, football games, etc
either launder your own money or offer it as a service for cents on dollars

have sex

CM has shitload of showings, so some are bound to be empty. Still doing insane business though.

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didn't this also happen with Wonder Woman?
then it ended up making over 800 million

have sex

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I went to Batman vs Superman in a near empty cinema.

With only like 4 people in it.

Endgame is gunna be like Gohan vs Cell. Thanos is gunna talk shit to Captain Fungus and want to see how strong she really is then shes gunna REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and turn Super Sayain 2 and body Thanos only after Iron Man, Captain America and Thor all die.

Hold on a minute are you guys saying that somehow magically theaters are empty early on a Friday while people are at work or school? WHY THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

an international company as huge as disney? all kinds and of all kinds of people

that say "most theatres opening"
So.. disney just rented more kinoplex than DC.
how is that important?

Is going to be fun to see the numbers tomorrow.

user we do have sex. That's why we aren't obsessed with boycotting a marvel movie because it has icky girls in it

have sex

Wait so Disney bought all those tickets for its own movie to laundry its own money? Noice.

Learn to read

You do understand the idea is to get money "off the books" right?

Are you retarded?

Batman feat. Superman is kino though.

May be the most dog shit mainstream movie of all time lol

>if you boycott CM you're beta and don't have sex

Yeah, nah

Have sneed

If she looked ANYTHING like that in the movie, more people would like it.

learn to have sex

JUST

On the books, you mean.

Based financially-incompetent poster

I have gay sex, still not seeing it

>let's show these boys how to fly
>wrecks a go kart in the next scene

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Underrated
kek

You get money "off the books" to put it "on the books" to inflate your shares yes, that's the general idea.

gay sex doesn't count as sex

>all this fucking hamfisted feminism
Christ, I know it's easy to trivialize a movie when you summarize it like this, but something tells me that every one of these scenes transpired just as horribly awkward and tone-deaf as described.

Also, they fucking released this movie on International Women's Day. Tryhard much?

YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA

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Fresh OC

The Imax theater in downtown Chicago isn't even half full. Just for perspective, this is the largest theater in the center of the city. The idea of it not being full on a Friday night is absurd.

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its fine its with traps

hehe

Uhh... why are they empty everywhere?

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opening day in NYC

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Pick a sex.

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have straight sex

Yep. I personally prefer gyms to launder money though. Planet Fitness, for example, is money laundering titan. They charge less than 5% btw

I want to see your faggot faces when this makes 350 million OW worldwide.

>Release a horrible bland unfunny let down on international womyns day
That's just precious

SLAW
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What does this even mean?

>this is fake. go look at countries that actually matter (UK, Aus, Israel)
>countries that actually matter
>Israel
Is this bait?

>finna be slaw
i dont speak niggerish
what the fuck is he saying

Seriously user, have sex

It's implying they're trannies

>350 million
This will be my face.

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it'll be closer to $450 million actually

Shhh...my sweet, sweet goy. You think too much. Please do remember that there are plenty of great seats still available at your local theater to watch Captain Marvel.

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to be fair, this is what the same theater looked like on Ghostbusters opening night

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I think the aus bit is, america is like oz a few good coastal cities and the middle is a crumbling wasteland

Based. Glad there's still some /oldfags/ on this shit show of a board

how cute, someone bought a ticket for his dakimura.

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I think cinemas have gone overboard allocating theatres for it

There's a few almost full sessions this weekend but they are only like 5-10% of all sessions.

I think cinemas will can this and dial it back very quickly, because they need to make money and it won't be made with empty threaters

Doesn't really have the same ring to it. Feels desperate as a comeback.

There incels really need to come up with something better

Have sex

Fellow snownigger, are you also upset that Alita is being thrown in the backburner in favor of this dumpsterfire? Where the fuck can I watch Alita in 3D???

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>literally
I don't think you know what that word means though

>Incels really need to come up with something better
Pick a sex.

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You had 3 weeks.

Friday night in San Francisco

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>american coastal cities
>good
faggot retard detected

>when you get too excited

That seating arrangement is a mess. Also,
>not even SJW infested San Francisco is watching this
ha!

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>rural nudnik detected
How's that online connection and thriving night life treating you?

what the fuck kind of seating plan is that

spic detected

ALL THE THEATERS NEAR ME SAY THEY ARE SOLD OUT BUT THEY'RE EMPTY

Fucking nailed it

Friday night in one of the biggest cinemas around where I live.

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LMAO

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money laundering shhhh

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SLICK EMPTY

idk but his name refers to jew caricature so probably not an actual nigger

>california can't even design a cinema layout without being self-conscious, tryhard shit
Goddamn just annex yourself already. Not a real state.

Israel is the global center of organ trade and human trafficking. Disney is owned by Israeli citizens, one of which is Anna Boden, this movie's director.
Now you know!

10 years of building that MCU capeshit for this

Way too funny

>Hey Scar Jo want a movie?
Yah
>I dunno people don't know you
Nah they know me
>I dunno if people like you
Nah nah girls love me and I look great in leather
>So here is Brie Larson she is your superior in every single way except no one knows her no one likes her and she looks horrible in leather
Nani the fuck?
>You are doing a cameo in her movie, we aren't showing your ass
>Girl power

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No marketing here. No one care about cape comics. No one knows about cap. Marlel.

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>but I know I have to see it
based

That literally the opposite of what it means.

Forgot,
T. Slovenija

Its true, this is for 9:30 tonight, although the real D showings are half way full.

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I did and my opinion still hasn't changed what now faggot?

I voted for trump and still think you should have sex

Disney money laundering? now this is interesting..

Based Juicy npc

Stay mad, tranny

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Yeah, now check if anyone actually shows up, or if Disney bought all the seats. Is this a Pathe?

Have sex with a human girl this time

I realise you understand the concept, you're just bad at explaining it. Stop. You're correcting people who also get the concept.

actually, we did

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What's with the hearts?

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Don't be homophobic you shitlord

what if I like having sex with facts?

Nah, in fact i have too much of it.
I would like to have a little bit more cash in my wallet.

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> Estimated

> (((industry sources)))

> Extended list of cautions and caveats

> It's good ol reliable Anthony

Finna slaw, brah.

>What's with the hearts?

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>Still doing insane business though.

All fake pre booked sales user, are you not following along.

BECAUSE I PERSONALLY WENT TO EACH ONE AND CHECKED

>these scenes transpired just as horribly awkward and tone-deaf as described
A good way to put it, correct. It's difficult to describe how bad it is. If anything, those spoilers make it seem better than it is.

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20:00 tonight UK £13.00 a ticket

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interracial breeding seats

>Nah
Is there an easier way to tell someone is quietly seething?

> The first couple of days of a blockbuster movie are always a little slow

>Also, they fucking released this movie on International Women's Day. Tryhard much?
Well they released Black Panter in American Nigger Pride Month so...

I wonder if there is a homosexual pride month so they can put their first homosexual hero solo movie there too... Just wondering...

CT here

it's p full

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Confirmation bias.
Wait until next week before you celebrate or not.

That's actually what I'd describe Australia.

One of the 10 biggest cities in Germany:
19.45 screening about 30% sold out
The rest of the shows - almost empty.

WTF it's true. Brie Larson pissed off would be fans.

Me on the left, third row.

Here in Spain production companies from shitty movies buy all the tickets from 1-2 cinemas to get the minimum viewers numbers required for get goverment money.
Dunno how will work in Hollywood that kind of scheme.

EVEN THE ASS CAN'T EVEN

IT DOESN'T MATTER EITHER WAY

THE MOVIE IS SHIT AND NOBODY IS GOING TO WATCH A SECOND TIME

THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T WATCH WILL HEAR THAT THE MOVIE IS SHIT

>WTF it's true. Brie Larson pissed off would be fans.

Lol no. The reality is that nomies don't even know about Brie's stupid shit. The reason that it's not sold out is because it looks boring in the trailers and the character is shit.

>Isreal
kek, try killing a few more pali kids and sucking baby dicks before you become great, you kike bitch.

You believe it or not.
Doesn't really matter to me, as long as this Thread is bumped.

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But it's Marvel capeshit. I thought all the fanboys went to all Marvel movies as a matter of principle. Even if it's about some obscure character nobody's even heard of yet.

defibulators and other emergency shit, 100%. post-aurora

It might be best to ride this one out before you start running a victory lap. This shit has literally no competition and the Marvel brand slapped on it.

>but i know i have to see it

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Reminder that GotG 2 with all the goodwill it had from the first movie, opened at 146 million but couldn't reach 400 million total, and it's a vastly superior movie that didn't leave everyone bored to death

Saw it last night. It was really mediocre. The ending of the movie makes her look extremely overpowered. Also making her the inspiration for the avengers instead of captain america is pathetic

Also having fury loose his eye to a cat scratch ]/spoiler] is the dumbest thing in the entire MCU. Absolutely stupid and character ruining.

The main character is played by a charisma vacuum, who comes off as wooden and unlikable in every scene. The first hour of the movie really drags, and even becomes tedious at times.

The hero doesn’t earn her powers or overcome adversity through her own efforts, just like Rey from Star Wars she is jusy given her abilities for doing nothing. And of course people go out of their way to help her just because she’s awesome and for no other logical reason.

This is the first genuinely bad movie in the MCU.

The first end credits scene makes it seem like she’s going to take over Endgame and ruin it.

I’m 100% convinced those rumors about the cast being angry about being pushed aside for her are true.

netherlands officially most cucked country in europe

Seats only sold in pairs for couples.

he cute

Yea Forums is about to be btfo as soon as saturday

youtube.com/watch?v=q8bwMR-zI50

No wonder there are so many "SOLD OUT" theaters, but they are, in actually, fucking EMPTY.

You get tickets from buying clothes, buying groceries, being in college, attending church, volunteering for soup kitchens, having certain credit card reward programs.

No, you don't even pick them up. They're GIVEN to you, even if you didn't ask for them.

No wonder this fucking movie is making $150M opening weekend DESPITE not selling out.

Yeah this

>nick fury loses his eye to a cat scratching him
>nick fury’s warning to Hydra man in Winter solider is retroactively now about avoiding cats who might scratch you and not getting one upped at a game of subterfuge

I can only imagine the snickering, bald, bearded manlet chuckling at this while chugging literal s.oy lattes.

Tell that to ant man.

WE DID IT BROS! WHITE RACE IS SAVED!

underated

those seats are couples only and come with lube and privacy blanket

>it's an "user doesn't understand why anecdotal evidence is a poor indicator of anything" episode

t. virgin

seethe harder tranny. I'm black btw

>HELL YES

Should somebody tell him?

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what the fuck russia you were supposed to be based

>This is the first genuinely bad movie in the MCU.
Lol, holy shit, you people need to get out more. There were 3 genuinely bad movies in the first phase alone.

>not an argument

I mean there are easy ways to tell but you aren't really doing much to argue shit.

based

Disney are literally globalists marxists, all propaganda and no content matter, it's just a way. They must be shut down by real american patriots. World War III when.

Norway is the new Russia.

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This is the AMC near my home, its always packed since I live in a very populated area. Its usually fucking impossible to get seats to movies that are like 3 weeks old on the weekends yet here we are with only a few "almost full" screenings at the most popular times to watch a movie.
I had to order my tickets days in advance to see Halloween at this place on its 3rd weekend.

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this is outside america's browing zone (high white guilt and no proof of the benefits of diversity). it would be interesting to compare how things are between big cities like chicago and smaller cities.

soon

checkd

Who are you quoting

Disgusting.

Who was in the wrong here?

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Captain Marvel will ultimately be a failure with how much money Disney dumped into marketing and over saturating theaters with a movie the majority of people don't care about. If the movie was actually good you'd see people returning multiple times to see it but as we see now it's hot fucking garbage compared to other Marvel movies.

you

Based Joey Salads fucking hot buns in the empty theater

this is the troll of the moment. All you gotta do is go to a theatre in the next few days and prove to people its the case. also remember to visit the empty theatres to check if anyone forgot anything and return that stuff to the lost and found.

>i'm not seething you're seething

are they even above just faking numbers in the report?

You dont have sex. You are an incel loser and I am calling you that as a Trump SUPPORTER!

It could be fraud in america under FTC rules (false advertising)...

MiGAPEDE go chase qAnon and go back to pelbit please

your mom.

>Disney is trying to pull a Treasure Planet
Fuck Disney for this. That's one of their best, but they threw it under the bus.

remember, for every (You) you get, you get 1 cent shill.

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>lost and found

Keep that shit for yourself.

>FILMDOEK
fucking dutch

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It warms my heart knowing most of the cast of Marvel movies got forcibly pushed aside or turned into nonentities at the last second before their big finale all to make way for a disgusting Jewish woman who will be given all credit for everything that has ever happened across all 20 of these films just before the largest project ever conceived by Hollywood drops.

Imagine all the effort and care taken into this massive 10+ year project. And literally at the absolute last possible moment, it is hijacked by opportunitistic focus groups and political correctness and the entire thing is now later focused on one super powerful woman that everything revolves around.

Im glad it happened. In 20 years, everyone will look back at this and laugh.

>off by a single digit

i'll wager the opposite

Is it any wonder why they want to fill western countries with docile blacks that will just eat whatever is shovelled into their mouths?

My local AMC is similar. It's easily the most popular cinema in an entire tri-county area, to the point where new releases are pretty much always sold out a few days to a week before the premiere but nothing is even "almost full" at mine, and a good deal of the theaters here are only five rows of seats.

Same.
But unlike Treasure Planet, I won't care if Captain Marvel gets thrown under the bus and bombs at the box office.
Treasure Planet is my favourite Disney animated film of all time.

>being bald doesnt make you smart

how am i from reddit? I am no shill.

I live in Massachusetts, and a lot of my screenings are like this. We're a pretty liberal place, though.

wow its almost like disney is radioactive

> The first couple of days of a big budget, heavily promoted action fantasy are always a little slow. Just wait till Saturday!

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this. the alamo drafthouse near me is having showings every 30 minutes today

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>western countries with docile blacks that will just eat whatever is shovelled into their mouths?

wait, they still desire to practice cannibalism? this somali i knew told me that his uncle cooked cats.

This. Future generation will analyze this moment as the turning point in the culture war, where people worldwide woke up and decided to take a stand against american liberalism and its degeneracy

Iowa reporting in. The 7pm first showing last night was very full, but not as full as Infinity War. All the very front rows were mostly empty. Line didn't start until ~40 minutes before the movie, and they just let people in so it never got to be more than 10 people long.

People wanted to see it but there was much less hype.

the digits confirm everything. it confirms this film is gonna crash, but who will document the wreckage?

>Inviting retard muricans to your pure and based county
Why would anyone do that?

>american will turn against their own degeneracy

nice try slavshit. you are basically outted yourself as a third worlder.

> one of the few genuinely good lines from the MCU is retroactively a quippy in-joke
FUCK THE MOUSE

>While you can't spell HERO without HER, remember that HE comes first
based, long live cap

i can code and do web dev shit. do you guys have any requests if you guise gonna revolt?

women don't care about superhero stuff
also it's women day so they prefer to go to other activities than mundane cinema

It's looking to be slow. The theater is empty

> even the nordcucks mock the amerimutts
How far we have fallen

Congratz on being the most autistic thread in months.
Movie is shit though. theres no going around that.

It's only empty because they paid for so many places. Captain marvel is still gonna crack 1b and I know yall gonna see it.

dunno if you know this but at my high school for an assignment we had to create a github blog page and posted some stuff about technology and society (race, and gender and shieet), like it was so bad sorry not sorry for venting but they forced us to basically surf the web for links in our stem computer science class (state of merican education).

maybe you can use github and do something to spread links about this awareness?

Tell me this is just a Yea Forums joke and not the contents of the movie.

Disney will recieve a goverment bail out

We deserve it, Hollywood started here and we let it grow until it owned an entire state and is the forefront of our childrens’ minds.

We are being punished, this generation will suffer more in the coming decades than any before it, its literally a survival game at this point. The few of the millennial generation that won’t suicide or die from drug use or intentionally sterilize themselves or drown in impossible debt will stand among a mountain of corpses by the time it ends.

i'll see it but i'll pay for another movie and sneak in. if the theatre is empty, and yet sold out, what are they gonna do?

Anything from money they didn't declare on their tax forms to blood money.

have sex you loser

Despite being a tripfag, I like you.

Too big to fail

>it's women day so they prefer to go to other activities than mundane cinema

People don't show up on Saturday or Sunday.

"It's daylight savings weekend. People overslept!"

checked

A coming-of-age capeshit full of junior high pranks and awkward boners would be comfy if it didn't go full camp

Look on the bright side, you will have plenty of corpses to fuck.

iyoutube.com/watch?v=voTkc49dODQ

YEAST AND ROASTPILLED

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Goddamn this picture is comfy as fuck. I wish we could go back.

what about nofap? and saving the nut to get stronger? fucking boomers fucking their decrepit wives.

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YUM YUM YUM

H O T
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i wouldn't fuck her with my dic

Based

HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE KILL ME. THE GUY LOOKS LIKE MY FUCKING COUSIN FROM AUSTRIA AND MY FUCKING COUSIN FROM AUSTRIA WAS IN THE ARMY AND HE IS MARRYING A WOMAN WITH 2 KIDS.

WHY ARE GERMANS SO FUCKED UP? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE END THIS RIDE RN?

>mortuus
>bestia

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>This dindu speak
And these type of black people wonder why they cant get a decent job.

>The 7pm first showing last night was very full,
Did you take any pics of the crowd?

>In 20 years, everyone will look back at this and laugh.
It's funny to me that you think that. This is a society that literally just pulled all Michael Jackson songs from the radio because of some stupid, impotent documentary, even though he was proven innocent 14 years ago. Our cultural ability to evaluate historical events has been completely eroded. History is simply a tool that will be forgotten or twisted in whatever way is most beneficial to the modern narrative.

>Alamo drafthouse
Ah, i see there’s another patrician in this thread like me

Daily reminder that even the ass cant even.

Sincerely,
S.L.A.W.

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Ah sorry no. But basically all the stadium seating was full, all the up-front seating was empty.

cry more achmed palestine will never be real lmfao

She should have just practiced her ass.

finna be S L A W

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More like expect a 80% drop next weekend.

I watched Alita Battle Angel
It's the story of a fallen (battle) angel against an allseeing being in the sky...
The alternative to a jewish sjw hero is a freemason one?

I bought my ticket two days ago. I was the first ticket sold. I just checked and look at this shit, some stupid sack of shit bought the seat right next t me when he had the whole theater to choose from. This happened to me went I went to see Alita. That time I walked out and bought a different seat. This time I'm gonna confront the dumbass and tell him he has to go switch his seats out.

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There's more people going to see Madea on Friday and Saturday night in my town

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Cancel it and don't watch it.

Buy an Alita ticket and then sit where you want in the empty theater.

>someone took the loveseat despite coming alone

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>half seven on a saturday 2 days after release at the biggest cinema in the city

Tragic

>assigned seating
Lol nigga u a kindergartner

>AAND THE DARKIES ARE GAAAAY
Based Roger

The way they depict that seating layout rustles my triggers.

Really cringe and really stupid reply. Why are you pretending to be black? Why are you implying assigned seating isnt superior? You're a really dumb little bitch.

>it's quite literally full
there are 170 empty seats

>T
$17.69USD, includes a $1.70 Convenience Fee.
I hope that's 3D, Ultra-AVX, 4D box user.

Thats an interesting idea but I'm pretty sure they have ushers that check that sort of thing.

>implying Disney is letting people cancel their tickets

Most popular fuckhuge theater by me (northern NJ) is actually showing a lot of filled preordered seats for tonight across the different screens like IMAX and 3D. The real tell is next weekend after word get out just how horrendous this movie actually is, if & is accurate.

>2PM on a Thursday
Everyone is at work or school lol

I honestly can't imagine getting excited (in either direction) over this gay shit

Wow, how dare they. Although Stan would've probably wanted it this way.

Kek, now how will hey recover?

Lole u mad bitch

I know this goes against the narrative, but I saw it last nigth at 730 in my podunk town after the 7p showing was sold out. I got there early and checked out the 7p screen, and yeah it was full as shit, there were empty seats.

I actually feel good knowing I have money and you're a poverty bitch that lives in a shithole where the theaters are so sold they dont have assigned seating.

Are you sure this isn't an edit of Solo?
Cause I remember a similar image from solo

Nah you just a cuck that likes being told where he can and cannot sit cause it saves you from being a man and making decisions on your own.

>someone unironically wrote a scene where a guy tells her she cant fly and mention the "COCK" in cockpit

That's not how Twitter time works.

>niggers act like rules don't apply to them
>even though those rules are there to make things better for everyone
>make fun of white people for following rules
>eventually get arrested for doing something wrong and blame the system
Niggers being unable to deal with assigned seating in a cinema is like a microcosm for their entire failure to integrate with human society.

Just checked my local cinema (Sat 1900 show) and you can't even reserve a seat because there are so many available. There is only 1 luxury seat booked.

>white men btfo

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> 2PM on a Thursday Everyone is at work or school lol

2PM on a Saturday Everyone is too busy doing weekend activities to see a movie lol

reviews confirm COCKpit scene is real
so the rest might be too

In Mexico all the cinemas are full BASED MEXICANS

Thank you that made my fucking day.

>being told where he can and cannot sit
Wow... you're really dumb. Maybe you really are a nigger after all.
Post your bank account balance. I want to laugh.

Instead of movie trailers, the show opens with a human sacrifice.

You're literally a baby that needs to be told where to sit. Whites are a joke. Yall have cuckoldry built into your dna.

Always funny when a poverty nigger tries to talk. I just spent $3k on a weekend in Vegas. Poverty nigger cant scrape together $12 to see a matinee lmao.

I've got 1,000,000,000,000 dollars in savings what now whyteboi

How long until Disney buys tickets or pays theaters to show the seats are taken on the website

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It's obvious you're just baiting, but even if you weren't, that would just mean you're a real, live nigger. Why would anyone care what you have to say? You've really chosen your stance poorly, here.

You're a poverty nigger that collects welfare on the 1st and the 15th and is broke on the 2nd and 16th.

What a fucking DISGRACE

sauce?

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Geez, the public should just get laid apparently

Stay mad cuckbois

Hispanics love super human Aryans

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>Israel

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fucking kek

> It broke Batman v Superman!
Which is now famously panned. Let's see how this spins out, Cotton.

What's the explanation behind these movies? Do they have enough money for life and now they just want to push their religion, or is it just money laundering?

>1 billion.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

new thread for empty theaters

This movie is 100% a perfect litmus test for who's pozzed enough to see an obviously bad movie out of conditioned feminist and racist guilt. White males will see this movie or take their feminist girlfriends to see it as some sort of statement.

I can't wait to watch everything burn down.

Fuck this movie sounds boring and preachy as hell

seems to be doing pretty well here

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Uk, aus and israel don't matter

>they even had to ham-fist the Refugee crisis in the movies plot
FUCKING GARBAGE
IT SHOULDNT EVEN SURPISE ANYONE THE THE PINK SKINNED KREE WERE THE REAL BAD GUYS FROM THE DINDU GOBLINS BUT WOW HOW LOW CAN YOU GET.

"Worse still is the moment when Captain Marvel fully unleashes her power cosmic. She resembles nothing so much as a half-thought-through anime character, firing energy blasts from her hands at someone else who is firing energy blasts from their hands, the collision of colors failing to convey anything approaching real stakes. By scene's end, Captain Marvel is glowing gold, her hair floating upwards. And I realized what, exactly, this whole enterprise reminded me of.

She's just an off-brand Goku. This movie is a 130-minute episode of Dragonball Z. And Captain Marvel is roughly as interesting—thematically, aesthetically—as a mid-season episode of that long-running cartoon."

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>I'm Just a Girl by No Doubt starts playing

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So the record it broke was the number of cinemas it premieres. Good to know clickbait is alive and well.

I don't understand how money laundering works. If the showings are sold out, then no one can give them money to go see it? So are they lying, or did they use their own money to sell them out? In which case, how do they benefit giving themselves money they already had?

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Shares niggers love that shit

>you can't even reserve a seat because there are so many available
lol

>Alamo Drafthouse
Enjoy the splinters

Well I looked at my local theatre screenings today, all the showings around 3 pm had 2 people reserved. But even the 7 pm and 10 pm showings had like 42 people max. The only one that had over 100 was the 7 pm IMAX show that had 172 booked and 250 empty.

>If the showings are sold out, then no one can give them money to go see it?
They don't want money, they already have it and are trying to launder it, that is to make it seem like it came from a legitimate source. So they claim that the movie was sold out then they take the illegal money and claim it came from all the tickets they "sold".