What's his secret, bros?

Also make up and lighting.

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You do wear sunscreen Yea Forums?Right?

good genes and an easy life.

>one is caked in makeup
>one is living in a jungle

>4channelers going outside during the day

I look young, I still get asked for ID when I buy alcohol (its 18 years old here) and I'm 25. I just look like a baby faced soys boy though. Hopefully it will start to pay off once I hit 35-40.

Underage fangirl pussy literally every day

prove it

tfw i have 4 years on you and it still doesnt feel like a compliment when i get carded

Virgin pusy

he siphons it
youtube.com/watch?v=Cm0MGnuRnH0

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>it still doesnt feel like a compliment when i get carded
It isn't. A man in his late twenties looking like a teenager is not a good thing.

Unless it's Jared Leto

Im 32 and have a child but I still get carded.

estrogen

>going outside ever

It's not fucking fair bros

>not going for /nightwalk/

Nigella lawson looks like shit nwo though, your photo is odd.

She's evolved into full jewish hagraven mode now.
See

Sunscreen is full of estrogenic chemicals.

Scientology
Once you reach OT11, you no longer age.

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2017

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Delete this, it shows nothing for their bodies actual health. Gillian is way healthier than Nigella

Semen retention?

>A man in his late twenties looking like a teenager is not a good thing.
i fucked more 16 year olds in my late 20s than in my teens. looking like a teenager in your late 20s is a blessing.

Didn't work out too well for Cruise, did it

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he had neither in that jap movie I forgot the name of and he still looked golden

>70 year old

I hope I look that good in my late 50s.

You think this looks bad? Try opening the thumbnail. Dude's in better shape than 99% of this board.

>that stomach
jesus christ

Not a vegan but you certainly can be healthy whilst eating that food.

Source: myself, I'm a PT and know several guys (also PTs) who are vegan. A general rule of thumb is if it makes you happy then it isn't bad for you, it certainly doesn't satisfy me but my mother and sister were both anemic so I probably need more red meat than other people.

He looks good for a guy in his late 50s, but he still looks like a guy in his late 50s.

Yeah but it costs millions of dollars to get that far

>but he still looks like a guy in his late 50s
>t. zoomer

vegans always look sick though

How?. All those "18" year olds on dating apps that end up being 16?

Hairline surgery
Not being fat
It does not have anything to do with veganism
You can be a fat or a lanky vegan, too

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He wishes he was Christian Bale so bad

But which of them got a reservation at Dorsia?

Gillian looks fine though normally outside of being in a jungle for weeks and she hasn't aged in years

Too bad he can't act for shit.

Probably does a lot of face needling

Judging by how smooth and absent of usual oils his skin always looks, the partial testosterone blocker bicalutamide

I firmly believe the secret is believing you're younger. I have some sort of peter pan complex and it translates on my face

Mr. Nobody
Dallas Buyers Club
Requiem for a Dream

you just know

I don't doubt this is also a part of it

>I have some sort of peter pan complex
no shit

me on the left

He was good in Lord of War and American Psycho too

Steady supply of teen pussy

Underated

Keanu should do a 400 year challenge

i have the theory Hirohiko Araki sired Jared Leto and Keanu Reeves.

Plant based diet

Unironically this. Old roastie pusy drains your soul

>This chick was born in 2001 and have achieved 90x more than me at 28
Fuck

Agreed

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It's the coke

Her brother writes all her lyrics, she’s an industry plant

This but unironically