So I saw it

So I saw it.

Brie was okay, the movie was alright for blockbuster standards but the forced agenda did the movie more harm than good. It implies that a female fronted movie would not succeed on merit alone.

Make no mistake, this movie is filled with "empowerment" but the way they handled it is so fucking tactless it comes across as throwing the sjw crowd a bone, rather than actually believing what they are doing.

It's a degrading attempt from a multi billion dollar company to make a buck while playing the socjus train. Anybody that calls themselves an activist should see right through this.

A shame, they could have made a cool tastefull Carol Danvers movie, living her on personal and relatable struggle. Yet they made a conscious decision to make some sort of half assed vessell for politics, missing the chance to make a good female fronted movie.

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Tell me all about the empowerment stuff. I want to know how on the nose it all is.

it's shit, it was apparent from trailers and Brie's obnoxious twitter feed, we don't need your reddit thesis

FULL SPOILERS HERE
IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THOUGHT

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If it worked for gang sign throwing Black Panther, why not for Captain Fungus

>I want to know how on the nose it all is.

Marvel needs a strong S-Tier hero for the team after Infinity War. But, instead of working from the ground up with Iron Man, Cap, and Thor; they just make one movie and tell you to accept this new character as the future face of Marvel. Captain Marvel may not be the worst movie they've ever done (havent seen it yet, but it could be the worst) but short of this bitch jobbing Thanos out of left-field in Endgame without even this movie? Worst possible foot forwars.

One scene where the kree have this scanning device that they use to scan creatures I guess.

>Kree scans cat
>"Flerken. Threat level: highly dangerous"
>Scans Nick Fury
>"Human male. Threat level: none"

Of course the message comes off as dishonest, they waited 26 movies before making a female lead and still act like they can play the Feminism card.

"bad guy" tells her she wont achieve greatness because of her emotions

Another Disney franchise-killer.

Based Kree calling out the taxoplasim Jew.

>it's two words: Mar Vell
>Marvel sounds a lot better

Disney u cheeky cunts

Which is ironic because she is stoic the entire movie, especially when fighting.

>Brie was okay, the movie was alright for blockbuster standards
fuck off disney kike, she was horrible, the movie is perhaps the biggest bomb of my lifetime

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If only you knew how bad things really are

39%

So she gives him back the pager and says it's for emergencies only

Did Fury not consider Loki invading with the Chitauri or Ultron trying to crack the planet like an egg to be an emergency?

Yeah that was pretty retarded

*Wrecks your pinball machine*

>So i saw it

Op here. There where about 20-30 people at the premiere. Marvel movies are always completely sold out and the place seats 750.

Does she go and live in isolation from all media or was she sitting at home drinking wine and watching New York get wrecked on TV?

Any cringe-worthy yass queen moments?

More than one

Personally I found this one to be the worst.