Now that she’s played with the dinosaurs in Jurassic World...

>Now that she’s played with the dinosaurs in Jurassic World, CinemaBlend asked Bryce Dallas Howard which major franchise she’d like to join next. She responded immediately with “Marvel,” to which it was suggested she might be great for the role of Captain Marvel. The actress was enthusiastic about the idea. >"Oh my God, will you write that? Will you write that please? Yes, let’s start a campaign now. That would be rad."

WE COULD HAVE HAD CAPTAIN THICC REDHEAD BUBBLY FUN-LOVING MOMMY FUCK YOU FEIGE

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she oughta be Poewergirl

I'd be down with that

>tfw we could have had this booty instead of Captain Flatass

It hurts so bad :(

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> Emily Blunt
> Charlie Theron
> Yvonne Strahovski
> Jessica Chastain
> BDH

How tge fuck did Brie Larson get the nod ahead of them

This bitch cannot act for shit and ruined her face with lip injections and plastic surgery

you would have to be a 14 year old to care about her
fucking horny underaged plebs

ALL ARE SHIT YOU FAGGOT

kys yourself you utter homosexual faggot

>likes plastic surgery that changes your face 100%
Kys for not having eyes and for actually being a faggot with shit taste in women who get plastic fucking surgery on their faces and change them because they are so vapid

Good. Now she can play Power Girl like she was born to.

She had just won an oscar for an actually good movie where her acting was great.

>ruined her face
Absolute faggot

she virtue signaled the most

But she did her face looks like plastic shit now you no taste underaged shitpleb capeshitting redditor
Kill yourself immediately right fucking now or ill find you and do it myself

Any of them would have been miles better
Especially Yvonne

They are all shit you fucking utter pleb

Except the movie was trash and her acting was shit but obviously like vikander and jlaw she's gonna do capeshit after her oscar because nobody cares otherwise

>incredibly shit opinions out of hate for an actress

Irl this chick is a dumb blond with red hair, I remember having a dvd of the villiage with some tight special features and Shyamalan basically found her diary and put it in. What she wrote was innocent but gave you an idea of how she thinks and shes for sure delusional.

Nah im sorry you actually eat up weinstein oscarbait flicks that are shit every year and that are forgotten immediately. Most movies that year that weren't even nominated for an oscar were 1000s of times more artistic

>Kill yourself immediately right fucking now or ill find you and do it myself

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TANGERINE

fix your ugly feet, Brie

So you prefer Brie
Are you mentally challenged?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

the little kid was really good though unironically. and larson did exactly what the role called for which is impressive but she didn’t deserve an oscar over the others nominated that year

>shit taste in women
back to

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Yes it's trash capeshit and everyone you nomed is oversaturated or shit to begin with
Fuck off bluntfag bitch has spawned jewish children

user do your eyes work she's utterly mediocre with all that cake and PLASTIC FUCKING SURGERY

you have to be 18 to post here
oh wait that means you could be born in 2001
KEK the state no wonder you like this bitch who hasn't been attractive since 2004

fuck off Brie, BDH is 10000x more beautiful than you are

This recent trend of Actors and actresses pseudo-begging for Marvel roles is TOP CRINGE.

imagine that delicious booty in skimpy tight super hero outfit
dayum, wet dreams come true

and milkkerz to feed the whole of Afrika

We need this girl
we need her now
in tight skimpy super hero outfits
The collective united dikkks of all men around the world demand this

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THE AGE OF DC IS UPON US

SAVE US JAMES WAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Imagine being this fucking stupid. I mean, really take a few seconds and truly put yourself in the role.

T. likes that ugly bitch

I love her so much.
just imagine being the homosexual jew who cast that haggard crypt keeper over beautiful mommy.

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I believe that's fairly obvious from my response, brainchild. God you just keep getting dumber! Hey guys, look at this fucking retard, holy shit is he fucking stupid.

fekin hell, that picture

I dont know where you are from (I am a Paki) but you stile words from my mouth
brother from another mother

and yeah, none like mommy milkerzzzzz, ummmm

Inshallah my brown brother, she's truly something else.

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She just keeps getting better.

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I love her chubby face.

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Fuck off filth

I prefer Emily Blunt myself

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i would lick every chair this woman had put her ass on

truly a man of good taste

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Pierce is such bloomer dude

DAMN

We can all agree shes only is attractive as JW1 Claire, right? Since no one posts shots from any other thing shes in

Just compare them feets. Fucking hollywood, I hate them so goddamn much.

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brehs

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wowow she gained weight. any nore recent pics?

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Here's a video youtube.com/watch?v=mNO1-Ep3siA

BUY SOME TINACTIN, BITCH!

Literally anyone on that list would have been a thousand times better than Cheese McFootFungus

Not enough chest tho

Way to go, Feige, you turned down the one actress that literally everyone would have loved to see

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Marvel fell for the Oscar meme, Fox did the same thing.

haha imagine if she pointed her fat ass at Ronan’s fleet and let out a massive fart lol

She was so cute during the promotion for Spider-Man 3. She had given birth just weeks before I think.

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>user, Im thicc.

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BDH is obese

How can you hate on Brie for supposedly not working out yet want this lardass

Are there any videos of her farting? Or talking about her farts? Please

Here's the closest thing youtube.com/watch?v=5uhXIPYW-i0

lol indeed my friend
lol indeed

>OHH user ITS A BIG ONE *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPA

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>starlets

Imagine literally being kidnapped by BDH and her literally turning you into her obedient pusy slave that lives in a cage in her garage

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Because she's not a spiteful and bitter emotionless wrinkled hag like Brie The Foot Fungus Queen is

Also, she probably would have brought some actual fun to the role and not thrown a Twitter hissyfit

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Charlie or Emily or Justin Timberlakes wife would have been fucking perfect.

Have sex

Thanks bros, good enough
I bet her braps smell so bad.

If she were in CM I would actually go watch the movie, damn

Fuck, she's got the perfect ass

And how exactly would she do any of her stunts with that Michelin body? What's her super power? Rolling over her enemies?

She would probably do everything better than that fungus bitch with no ass.

So what? And BDH had Spider-Man 3 which is kino.

>BUY SOME TINACTIN, BITCH!

Imagine it was normal elifant but he smelled her farts hahaha

Ever heard of stunt doubles?

>stunts
>marvel movie
it would have been a bit more work for the wire team but they could handle it

Brie's not a good actress, how did she get the job? She doesn't fit the character of Captain Marvel.

She already played Gwen Stacy. How many actors who were in non-MCU Marvel flicks went on to be in MCU Marvel flicks? I can only think of Chris Evans.

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She got her lips pumped. That shit wears off.

Her super power turns all foes into her pusy and / or foot slaves

Past her prime but still hot as fuck. Far superior to pancake ass in every way.

Seething

You type like a spastic or possibly a histrionic roastie.

At least she's not a humorless bitch like your beloved Brie

Most of them are too old for a 7 movie deal.
Brie just looks like she is.

Unfortunately you cannot even attract 4/10 so your opinion is shit

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Maybe he's saving her for Sue Storm or Rogue.

>BDH as Rogue

I want this to happen yet I know it will never happen

she should play mystique because she knows how to shift her shape

>I'll never get to stick my dick in her butt

I'll never find true fulfillment

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No insult my Rogue

This.

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Best comment in this thread, dubs don't lie.

Me on the bottom right

Nobody hates on Brie for not working out; we hate on her because she's a bitter, vindictive, hate-filled, tone-deaf bitch who did nothing but whine and lash out like a baby at anyone who dared to criticize her, literally told white men her movie wasn't for them and she didn't want them reviewing it, and used the death of Stan Lee as a chance to take one of the most obnoxious and self-absorbed instagram pics I've ever seen.

Bashing her for her foot fungus and flat ass is just good ammo, because apparently, every last thing about her is repugnant, psychologically and physically.

Have sex

>we
Speak for yourself you cunt.

No. I'll speak for you as much as I want. Faggot.

I think they’re really gonna regret casting her long term

>about to have sex

implying she wouldn't train for 6 months without interruption.

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She trained for Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom and still kept her thiccness

Blunt's been rejecting Marvel for years. She was the first choice for Black Widow. Some other user said it must be due to the length of the deals because she's appeared in plenty of other action trash in the same time.

Shouldnt the headline be:
5 actresses that dodged a bullet.

The evil nigger from Black Panther was the fire nigger in Fantastic 4our.

why is she walking like that
is she holding in a fart

>tfw her ass is so big that she literally has to waddle

The guy who played Killmonger was in the Fantastic Four 2015

Larson is a better actor than all of them aside from Chastain and Theron.

That being said, the obvious choice for captain marvel was Jessica Biel. It really isn't close

>I am a Paki
Shouldn't you be out grooming young girls?

>stunts
that's not how you spell cgi

Who do you think post all the cunny?

>pedo posters are halal posse
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This

She is literally the only 10/10 actress I can name. She is perfect

Instead of a boob window we will have a butt window!

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It was Brie Larson's comments that started the shitstorm. If the movie was just mediocre nobody would have minded

I unironically would be OK with this

>unzips butt

Based high functional pajeet

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>tfw only now realized gwen stacy was BDH

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Sarah Paulson might've been a good pick

we literally don't deserve such a mommy goddess

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The fuck

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>He hasn't grown to appreciate the plastic look
Pleb

she's like Dicaprio, gets fit for roles, but otherwise walks around chubby in normal life, it's happened a few times where she will be fat, then gets a new role and slims down for it, then goes back to fat

She's so perfect

BASED

FUCKING BASED

*snifffffffffff*

PFFFPFFFPFFFFFFTTTTTTTT
*thud*

Is there any rule34 of her with dinosaurs?

Not that I know of

She looks good as a blonde

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO LICK BDH'S ASSHOLE SO BAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>she kills thanos by sitting on him while winking to the camera

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i'm going to die alone because i refuse to settle for anything other than a thicc redhead. i hate BDH threads because they remind me of this fact

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underrated

it doesn't matter who the actress is, you incel hating women would hate on the movie anyways because every one of the women you listed would promote this movie as a feminist piece and that would trigger you incels. Just admit you don't like Captain Marvel because she's a girl.

BUY SOME TINACTIN, BITCH!

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My actual dick

Her super power is smothering her enemies to death with he massive ass.

>it's black dude
ruined forever

Ah fuck I remember this episode of BM. I watched it with my girlfriend. I kept fighting the urge to run to the bathroom and fap to thoughts of her. She was SO GOD DAMN HOT on that episode.

it's a dystopian future

No, you fool

It's because Brie had to act like a fucking moron and bitch and piss and moan about the target audience at every single opportunity

I didn't hate Wonder Woman because- surprise surprise- IT WAS A GOOD MOVIE

winking what?

>I didn't hate Wonder Woman because- surprise surprise- IT WAS A GOOD MOVIE
shut the fuck up
capeshit is hardly ever good
I can understand people liking guardians of the galaxy or some shit like this but most of those movies are just pure shit

Sounds like she knows how to be an actress. Why couldn't mommy have been Captain Marvel? Is she being saved for Black Cannery?

BUY SOME TINACTIN, BITCH!

Because Feige is an idiot

>Wonder Woman was a good movie
So it's braindamage, then.

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Are you a queer? Paki groomfags are our best brothers.

we can fix that in post

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she would want to work for marvel. It's Hack world

based paki

>not wanting BDH's perfect ass lovingly detailed in tights on IMAX screens

WHY DO THE KIKES ALWAYS USE A FUCKING NIGGER

Is he the new “Sneed”?

No, he's the new feed

BUY SOME TINACTIN, BITCH!

No

He's better

What the fuck is it with Spider-Man movies and casting redheads as the blondes, and blondes as redheads?

Brosnan the feeder/whale hunter is an older meme than sneed, youngling.

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JESUS MY DICK

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I want to lick all parts of her

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just imagine her sitting on your face lads

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Regardless of Brie's retardation, Room is a very good film and she gives a pretty great performance.

Lads... how do I become a woman's personal asshole slave???

What a goddess

Who wouldn't?

Ryan Reynolds was in Blade and the Xmen Origins movie. He's probably one of the guys who wants capeshit to actually work the most.

>can't unsee Natalie Mars

That just makes it hotter.

>we don't live in the Captain Mommy universe

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Is she pregnant again? (Please god say yes)

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god says yes

BUY SOME TINACTIN, BITCH!

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and I still wouldn't watch it
and probably you wouldn't too

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She won an Oscar

SEETHING

BUY SOME TINACTIN, BITCH!

REX'D

Laurence Fischburne played Silver Surfer in the FF sequel