Why does this movie make numales seethe so much

Why does this movie make numales seethe so much

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Based water lad

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based off of Arthurian legend

Anything with Christian, Arthurian or Conservative inspirations instantly makes nu-males seeth which is why critics hate DC

strong dominant man who didn't instantly need a woman.

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does not consume soiy

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If you want the real answer, mainstream geek culture has always relegated Aquaman as a joke so they may have parroted that line one too many times and don't want to go back on that idea lest have egg on face.

Am I retarded or are all the DC movies (excluding Suicide Squad and Justice League) visually miles ahead of Marvel movies? I feel like they don't get enough credit for that.

Most critics just tell you to turn your brain off while watching them

They are
MoS and BvS are already getting more love now that the new age of DC has basically begun after JL was sacrificed for WB executives paychecks

They're definitely more "extravagantly ornate" for a capeflick that they stand out from other flicks.

The entire point of the current DC films was that it was supposed to be director driven as opposed to Marvels producer driven MCU.
WB freaked out and started demanding shit and surprise surprise the films with the most executive meddling are the most soulless and shit (SS and JL).
The media keeps pushing for a Kevin Feige position for DC but in reality they just need someone to make a roadmap and get the executives to stop interfering with the bigger films.

I think you're right.
I feel like they have more wiggle room at the expense of oversight.

Low IQ thread.

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Pretty sad when Aquaman was the most Marvel movie of 2018.

It's Thor 4 underwater. Surprised that Marvel didn't sue Warner for copying their formulaic drivel. If you liked Aquaman then you're a Marvel fan, get used to it, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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MCU movies make fun of their source material, the fans of the source material, and the audience of the movies themselves, they fucking wish they were as honest and genuine as Aquaman is

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Nice try falseflagging Marveldrone, I'm not falling for that weak bait.

Fucking love this movie soo much!!!FACT!!!

Have you seen this

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Because it's the underwater adventures of Chad and Stacey

No you're not. Compare the battle in Aquaman to what you saw in Ragnarok. It's hilarious how small scale a literal world ending event. The destruction of Asgard is reduced to a scrap on a bridge

black man bad

Masculinity triggers them, that's why they enjoy the marlel "cinematic" söyverse so much. Wait for the trannies to embarrass themselves in this thread

>dude only turboChads enjoy this particular multi billion kiddie capeshit flick
slit your wrists you pathetic manchildren

They hate beautiful women with proper feet

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No actual argument. Marvel basedboy spotted

I haven't seen Aquaman get much hate from anyone. I was surprised how much I enjoyed it actually. Like the Venom movie.

Argument against what you dumb fuck
Pretending that anyone but numales watch these spandex feature lenght videogame cutscenes is beyond retarded

Its like every character is a Deadpool. Because the moment they take themselves seriously, the audience has no reason to admire them.

They just look like standard movies, there's nothing worth praising.
Marvel movies just don't care at all about visuals.

>MCU movies make fun of their source material, the fans of the source material, and the audience of the movies themselves
Of course they do, superheroes are stupid and the superhero audience is composed entirely of millennial manchildren.

They do not deserve anything but mockery but being adults and eating up this childish gibberish.

>Pretending that anyone but numales watch these spandex feature lenght videogame cutscenes is beyond retarded
Please tell me how much you enjoyed black panther and Infinity War

Why would I ever watch such childish china pandering studio product garbage
You literally have to be mentally ill not to see that only capeshit manchildren watch all of these. Many examples from this very thread like this guy

>n-no you must choose between these two franchises belonging to the bottom of the barrel of cinema, this is a very important war

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>the absolute bastardization of an entire medium and the degeneration of an entire generation through endless consuming of such juvenile corporate products made for kids is not important at all
based mental midget manchild

The bastardization of what, superheroes?
Oh no, poor millennials who unironically think they can be superheroes too, what will they do now that they don't have any inspiration for the epic battles they fight, such as the racial quota of blockbuster movies.

Millennials are a generation of manchildren, looking up to clowns like Superman and Captain America contributed to that.
These "heroes" with no actual achievements since they were gifted their abilities, deserve to be mocked for what they represent.

>The bastardization of what
Of film as a medium, the entire industry. Capeshit is the reason why studios want to turn every film into some corporate soulless franchise now.

You expect me to feel sorry for an industry that's composed entirely of propaganda media and run by jewish pedophiles?

Then you agree with me and superhero movies deserve to die.
The best way to ensure that is to kill the concept of a superhero.
Maybe then people will look up to real figures, real heroes, and since what they have done is real, maybe they'll actually do something, instead of this completely meaningless modern concept of "inspiration" and "Everyone can be a hero!".

I expect you to not pay to see any of this capeshit garbage, atleast that.

I haven't gone to the cinema since my father brought me to them when I was a kid.
I have never paid for a cinema ticket, and I always pirate all movies I watch.

That's also a manchild way of watching films. Atleast support the films you do like and want to see more of, otherwise there won't be anything made but capeshit flicks.
Why wouldn't you pay to see a film like They Shall Not Grow Old or Cold War last year

Because I barely watch movies at all.
Most of what I do have are older ones like LOTR.

>muh soulless franchises
>muh purity of medium
You've lost this fight ages ago. Films are commercial products, they exist to turn a profit. Capeshit is entertaining and normal people will pay to see it with their friends. Supply is simply responding to demand. Eventually the market will correct itself as the superhero burnout sets in.

>older ones like LOTR
If you think LOTR is an "old film" then yikes

No, I mean older ones.
I barely watch movies released nowadays.

Aquaman was a really great movie. Like Venom. There's so much high quality superhero films coming out these days. It's really good stuff.

LOTR is an old film lmao. I bet you think The Matrix is still a modern movie. Fucking ancient dumbass eat my shit.

No, you are wrong. Film has never been about making money. They are pure art and art is never about making money. This is why capeshit is literally a disease created by the jews to make sure white men fail and minorities and women look heroic. It's propaganda designed to eliminate the white race.

I watched it yesterday and really enjoyed it as well, I've liked all three of the solo hero films from the DCEU since they're enjoyable and pretty inoffensive, BvS and JL are shitty though. In the case of Aquaman it probably helps that they didn't go overboard with the marketing which is why not as many people hated on it compared to others.

it hasn't even been two decades you retarded zoomer

wow 1 year lmao. I don't even remember 9/11 and that shit is already ancient history.

>all three movies came out in one year
>9/11 is ancient history

pitiful understanding of the world