Full Captain Marvel breakdown ahead, so stay away if you don't want spoilers.
This is perhaps the worst major studio movie I have ever seen. I don't even know where to begin, so I'm just going to go scene by scene describing the whole thing.
If you have questions about the scenes etc. as I post, I'll try to answer them.
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Got back from the cinema half an hour ago with gf. Feel the same way, user. Absolute dogshit
Nobody cares anymore. Just bomb the RT score and move on with your life
How many white males did Captain Marvel beat up or insult?
>who cares okay? Just move on!
Ah yes, as we move on, the sjw moves on with the bullshit and continue to trinkle down in our lives.
Fucking give the spoilers then. The fuck are you waiting for?
Oh come on, it wasnt as bad as xmen apocalypse. It made me laugh
It opens on Captain Marvel's Kree home planet
Brie Larson (Captain Marvel) wakes up and goes to meet Jude Law (Yon Rogg) to train hand to hand combat together
Jude Law lectures her that she is too emotional and that it is a weakness of hers
They fight back and forth and she ends up getting frustrated with Jude getting the best of her and blasts him with her laser fists
nick fury loses his eye to an alien cat for a 20 second gag
The crazy feminists already lost. Do you personaly know a single women who is actually a lunatic sjw femanazi?
DOES THE CAT ACTUALLY TAKE NICK'S EYE?!
I'm told they retconned it from the story we got in Winter Soldier and I need to decide how angry I am
>pics
My friend if you have a crappy cam-rip, share it now
yes, it does. after the final fight and everything settles down, fury is holding the cat and it gets annoyed, and scratches his eye to which Fury loosely replies "it's fine it's just a scratch"
Yes. The cat literally just scratches his eye... and that's it. What makes it worse is, they don't even make a big deal about the cat making him virtually blind.
yes
I'm typing as I go plus the post limiter
The Kree are at war with the Skrulls (a goblin looking race)
Brie and Jude get their team together to go on a mission against the Skrulls
They battle and she gets captured
They do a brain scan on her when she begins to have flashbacks to her former life pre-Kree as a human on Earth
She remembers being a fighter pilot and talking to her best friend and fellow pilot Maria Rambeau about "showing these boys how to fly"
it's to appeal to catcels.
I'm already dying of boredom OP. I can't believe you watched this.
not OP, but I was sitting eager awaiting an ending by about halfway through. was an utter drag
She remembers being in a go-kart race and having a wreck, to which her mean father tells her she needs to slow down and she doesn't belong racing with the boys
OP you bitch nigga link to the camrip, nobody wants a storytime
user, please just post some screens from that awful scene on the Rambeau farm when Talos shows up
Cringe
I hear there is a plot device to cover up her terrible acting.
She remembers being in boot camp on an obstacle course and falling after evil white dudes were yelling at her "you're not strong enough" and "you'll never make it" etc.
She remembers an evil white dude telling her she will never fly and him asking her "do you know why it's called a COCKpit"?
Aren't boys just the worst?
There was one point where she went super saiyan and i legit know that a dragon ball z movie is possible. It was perfect goku.
I liked the movie as well. It was fun. Good to see Fury have a bigger role.
Watching cam rip right now, decent quality. So far its ok, but still just do not like the casting of Brie. Also they have made sure to have upclose scenes of her feet twice, which is fucking hilarious.
This was fake said that other user
She escapes from the brain scanner with her super powers and makes an escape fighting Skrulls along the way
unreal lol
are we just supposed to forget all the Skrulls she literally murdered earlier on in the film?
She is bare-footed and her hands are still restrained. She starts-up her escape ship with her big toe
Yes, this happened
Double cringe
Dont forget she blows up the screen with the flashback of the cockpit guy
She crash lands on Earth. It's the 90's and she crash lands in a Blockbuster
Why?
they ask if he's alright, and he calm says yeah i'm alright.
REMEMBER THE 90S????
She calls back to her Kree homeworld to let them know where she is using a pay phone and parts from a Gameboy
Samuel L. Jackson appears briefly as a Shield agent and questions her about the Blockbuster crash
Triple cringe
Is this a joke?
I do. It was a glorious time where zoomers pretty much didn't exist. Why couldn't more gen xers wear protection?
As Jackson is questioning her, a Skrull shoots at her
She takes off after the Skrull, Jackson (and agent Coulson) follow in their car
The biker scene sticks out to me.
The dude delivers the "You should smile more" meme verbatim while CM's face is hidden behind the map she's reading. Screenwriters are sucky here.
>Is this a joke?
no
Skrulls have shapeshifted, she fights them on a train, one is now an old lady, she uses her laser arms
>that plain, "alien" geometry
dont forget the shitty music and the DUDE PUNK LMAO as she leaves a shirtless manniquin that has nipples
>She remembers being a fighter pilot and talking to her best friend and fellow pilot Maria Rambeau about "showing these boys how to fly"
Egh I'm glad I decided against watching this shit.
After she loses the Skrulls, she goes to a library to use the internet to research those flashbacks she had, lol internet was slow in the 90s
i never noticed it before, but the release date is also international women's day
how did the Skrull find her? why wasnt this portion of the movie slowed down to introduce 90s shield and explore earth a little bit? the paceing is bad
she has a hologram skype with her pals from the phone booth
They beat you over the head with DUDE GIRL POWER LMAO so hard you'll get a concussion, there's alot more scenes like this that breakdown user will mention
Oh my god
just came back from the theater, it was bretty bad
people thought larson was wooden in the trailer, they really had no idea how much worse it could be
completely uninteresting story. i don't mind the women are stronk shit as long as they do it decently... but this was just... dumb. there's no real struggle for carol to find her powers. she just decides to all of a sudden become godlike.
post credits scenes:
first one: larson just shows up in the avengers headquarters asking where fury is
second one: fury's cat vomits up the tesseract
but i had two triple chocolate shakes at the theater so theres that
She leaves the library after doing some research, she's outside in a parking lot looking at a map and a guy on a motorcycle rolls up hitting on her, saying he likes her suit, she's hot, she should lighten up and smile more etc.
She ignores this evil sexist white dude and he gives up and goes inside a store leaving his bike behind
She then steals his bike and takes off
Not him but I personally know several. In fact one of them lost her mind at me for using the term feminazi, not even directed at her.
this is just fan service for all the footfags
God is dead
Dude theft is cool if you're stealing from a (((sexist))) right
Lmao. Glad you got the shakes at least my dude
Patriarchy btfo
>two triple chocolate shakes
youre gonna shit your bed
don't forget that in early cuts of the film, they included Carol breaking this guy's hand/wrist, but they deemed it too over-the-top and cut it
How full was the theatre?
It is then revealed that first she stole/bought some jeans and a NIN t-shirt
Mannequin boobs are focused on for several seconds to emphasize woman power
>It wasnt about a highly trained alien commando suddenly finding themselves in peace-time and unable to adjust back to it
>they never explored any themes of PTSD
>its just DUDE SOCIAL JUSTICE Xdddd
holy motherfuck I am mad
Yfw gf watches capeshit with you but also thinks captain marvel is trash and refuses to watch it
>fan service
>of brie's fungal nature preserve feet
?
I thought footfags hated her disgusting toe cheese
Chekt, also I bet it was a stunt toe
What happened to the black guy that CM calls an uggo in GotG? Does Starlord kill him?
>Mannequin boobs are focused on to emphasize woman power
But isn't that a "male gaze" thing
almost full, two empty seats to the right of myself and a few empty seats scattered around. alamo drafthouse in austin tx
Back to Jackson's office, Jackson has a dead skrull body that was killed in a car crash when he was chasing Brie earlier
Is his eye hurt Coulson asks? Nah, he's ok
according to sjws shirts are oppressive, thats why they never have them on
>footfag pandering
More like it was put there to spite footfags. There's a reason she's called Captain Toe Fungus.
THAT IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
I CAN NOT BELIEVE THATS THE BACKSTORY. HOLY SHIT
Women are more than just sex toys I mean mannequins user
Drax kills him.
They actually keep it ambiguous on if it actually took his eye or not
Nice quads, also this entire movie sounds like a cringefest
OP we need a webm of brie larson running like a goof where her feet swing out to the sides
Holy fuck user my sides are starting to hurt, please cont.
Thanks
tfw your girlfriend, your sister and other people want to see this movie just because it's marvel
Oh snap, Jackson's boss is a Skrull, they fight, Jackson escapes
Captive audiences are great, aren't they?
You lying ass incels, the movie was fine
Brie continues her bike ride to the song "only happy when it rains"
they also look at dead alien benis
what was the story from winter soldier?
NPCs
Wasn't
Was about to mention this. Actually made me chuckle.
She stops at a bar, somehow Jackson tracked her there and got there first, they exchange witty banter for several minutes and start to bond
>tfw I went to see only becuase I'm autistic about planes
>tfw b1
>tfw Yf-22
>tfw those Ma Deuces on the quinnjet
Also reminder that """""ace"""""" pilot carol danvers lets a spaceship sweep slowly right over her crosshairs and never fires, then gets BTFO and causes the whole movie. Also the fucking CGI cat literally why
Can we fucking.ban OP for these terrible scene recaps? Way to be as absolutely vague and devoid of context as possible. Jesus. Just saw the movie and you're doing a fantastic job of telling the absolute fucking least
reminder that this is a world where scientists can do literally anything, but they can't fix Fury's eye or Xavier's legs
Jackson won't eat bread unless it's cut diagonally. Dis nigga got good taste.
After bonding, they take off in Jackson's Impala while TLC's "waterfalls" plays
He's going to sneak his new friend in a Shield facility to help track down her past
to add ok, your cam pics are garbage! Why should anyone care about the shit you're posting?
He lost it saving Alexander Pierce
They get inside, they see a cat
I forgot about TLC ha
MIND BLOWN
Marvel is owned by Rakdos
t. marveldrone
Go to sleep, Brie. You have a press event tomorrow.
At least it wasn't No Scrubs desu, that's a feminist song that can easily be abused by the kind of cretins who write these movies
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING!! HOLY SHIT
Wait, Jude Law is the baddie all along?
The other white guy?
Is Coulson the only good white guy in the whole movie? The cuck?
Fuck off tard, the movie is horrendous shit and he's saving everyone else from watching the camrip themselves.
They look at old records, she finds out she used to be a fighter pilot
Go to sleep Disney shill
>Gf
Brought to you by Rian Johnson.
>wtf stop telling the people who weren't going to see the movie anyway about how they shouldn't go to see the movie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>mfw they spent millions of dollars on a shitty cgi tabby instead of just throwing a real cat around
I know, it got 85 points on rotten tomatos!
Nah OP is a fan and you're all sucking his dick. None of you even saw the movie. Cucks
That song plays later in the movie lol
This plot sounds extremely contrived
they dont question why a cat is wandering a black site or whether they should be fucking with it before they get caught. oh, hey cute kitty!
FUCK
Have sex
You butthurt faggots weren't going to watch it anyway.
Jackson's skrull boss tracks them down, they run and escape to a hangar, they get into a aircraft, Jackson asks if she can fly this thing, she say's hell ya, he says "that's what I'm talking about", they escape
Watching it right now, worst Marvel movie by a fucking mile. Thor 2 and Iron Man 2 had Loki and RDJ, this is pure garbage
You goofy motherfucker why would we be in a spoiler thread if we saw or wanted to see the movie
I like how all the Pegasus staff just fucking dissapear after only being in one scene
Good for them, don't have to see all the closeups of her fat fucking head.
As they blast off, they see that cat from earlier is on board too!
This movie had nothing memorable going for it, Yea Forums. Why do they keep touting it as a "powerful, strong female" movie and never show it? I grew up on a lot of strong females in my anime, fighting games, and some TV shows and I tell you, they're infinitely better than this crap. Why are they so afraid of showing weakness? You can blatantly tell by the flash backs, it's like they implied it, but never show it. "Oh, yeah, she was weak at some point, but let's not focus on that! She's super strong and powerful!!!" Yeah, maybe it'll get pretty cliche, because of gender differences, but at least they would have been brave enough to mention it. This movie shames the idea of showing weakness to become strong, I really don't get why. I thought Feminists were all about that?
FUNGUS
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90s quinnjet looked very cartoony next to the YF-22 and the b1
So why do you care then, butthurt faggot?
If you actually defeat the patriarchy the need for feminism ceases to exist...
They track down her old friend Maria, she says Brie was the most fierce person she ever knew
right, for some reason the whole facility has 0 security outside of a few locked doors
So is she a human or a kree? If she were a human how did she end up in space in the 90s?
I'm only asking because I have no interest in seeing this but I do still want to see Endgame and don't want any glaring plot omissions in my head
>Black woman
Did she actually say fierce
"Fierce"
Cringed again
see
she blows the plane up and gets captured by kree who are after the tesseract, BUT THE POWER WAS INSIDE HER ALL ALONG
Yo I'm starting to like that cat
They bond
Maria has a daughter, Monica, the future Captain Marvel in 10 years or so
I don't. I just wanted to trigger some idiots and succeeded. The movie's gonna make plenty of money regardless.
Yep... then stood up and sang hallelujah while clapping her hands! ; )
>HA HA I TROLLED U BY ACTING RETARDED HA HA INCELLS BTFOOOO
>Did she actually say fierce
yes
To jog her memories, they look at old pictures, Halloween pictures when they dressed as feminist icons like Amelia Arehart and Janis Joplin etc.
>female fighter pilot
dont think they explain it. they gave her a blood transfusion and now she produces kree blood?
God had nothing to do with this movie.
>Radio Shack
>Gameboy
>Blockbuster
>Salt n Pepa
I REMEMBER THESE THINGS LMAAAAOOOOOO
So was she a fighter pilot in the 70s or did she time travel or what
It's all so tiresome
Fury is a complete beta who gushes over her constantly and wants to be her best friend, doesn't come off as a hardened soldier leader AT ALL like they were scared of showing the two in conflict
Every single line from Brie is delivered in the wrong tone and disinterested voice, it's a masterclass on how now to talk in a movie and neither of the two directors noticed.
Keep taking the bait. You're just embarrassing yourself.
A skrull appears trying to speak with Brie, he calls Maria a "young lady" and she gets mad at this sexist comment saying she'll put her boot in his ass
how about you read the thread fucknozzle
89 if I remember right. She returns to earth 6 years after her accident.
>Young lady is a sexist comment
all of my what
>if toast is cut diagonally I can't eat it
Skull is afraid of the cat, lol
Skrull says the Kree-Skrull war is a lie and THEY are the victims
Hey OP, does Captain Marvel befriend any white males in the entire movie?
Nnnnot really.
huehuehue she called Earth a shithole like how Trump called African countries shitholes wow so satirical
Ah fuck I remembered it wrong.
ayo hol up
so yuo wuz sayin
>but i had two triple chocolate shakes at the theater so theres that
That's easily 4,000 calories from one meal you fat fuck
What’s the point, still no audience score on RT.
Speaking to women is sexist... If you're a man and white
Unbelievably stupid. I thought people were just trolling. Didn't think they could be this retarded. Amazing.
This is the end of the MCU. I honestly feel that way. I just hope her part in Endgame is as limited as possible so I can enjoy it and then after that I'll say goodbye to the MCU. We got ten good years out of it before they wrecked it, I'm honestly thankful we got what we did.
>already lost
that's what I thought when trump won, and yet look at what we have here
if anything they keep on winning, next gen's kids are going to be brainwashed by growing up with trash like this movie
Maria for some reason has audio from Brie's crash, she plays it for everyone, lol slow 90s computer again
Cut him some slack user he went to see Captain Marvel, man deserves a treat for his service
AY WHAT ABOUT THAT ALITA: BATTLE KINO THOOOO
DUDE REFUGEESS LMAOS
At least there's a cool P51 on the desktop
>"You want to stay ahead of me senator... you need to keep both eyes open"
>PS Carol's kitty did this
>PPS Also, when I chose a fake glass eye to put in I chose one that looked like a dead eye even though it would be under a patch and no one would see it and also I made them put a big scatch on the glass eye to match up with the """"cat scratch""""
>zoomers unironically think the MCU is good
lmao
they also play blackbox audio off a cd (????????) which then loads the old windows 98 mp3 player instead of windows media player
This scene gave me PTSD. I never see this these days unless I'm moving terabytes of data.
she's human and doesn't produce blue blood. it's red.
and no, the power was not inside her all along, she absorbed it from the explosion of the FTL drive of the ship which she was testing with Dr. Larson
The cat is the realest nigga in the movie, and when you find out he's actually super powerful he becomes much better
She doesn't befriend males.
She owns them.
It's not as bad as The Last Jedi, everyone relax.
Yeah he deserves to get fat and die of diabetes kek
she crashes a plane? are there any survivors?
Alita is only a female hero, user- not a feminist one. Check your privilege.
She has blue blood nosebleeds throughout the film. It's only red prior to her accident.
Actually Maria doesn't have the audio, Skrull Ben Mendelsohn does, Maria thought it was destroyed.
Can't explain that fucking CD though.
>Hey OP, does Captain Marvel befriend any white males in the entire movie?
zero that I remember
She then remembers that her mentor was actually a Kree (Mar-Vel) working on a spaceship to save Skrull refugees from the war
They are flying together when they are attacked by another spaceship, they crash, Annette Bening dies
Was being in a shit movie part of her plan, you think?
that's way too high res for 1995
Talos was the one that got the tape from his disguise as Nick's boss.
So what does SHIELD do if this is their first alien encounter?
Oh shit, Jude shot them down, he's the bad guy! Never trust a white male
I prefer Captain Fungus.
a shake is like 55 calories per ounce on the high side. 4000 calories would be half a fucking gallon you nincompoop
I'm surprised she didn't stuff a VCR tape into the computer. The 90s, lol!
>barefooted
It was just another excuse to have a 90s reference. Honestly they could have bumped this to 2 and a half hours to flesh out some parts more. Felt a bit rushed and spread thin unlike Ultron which was way too long.
dont forget he literally spends like 5 seconds right in her crosshair and she never fires
No. He says "Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye" and it's left open but implied that it was during some badass mission. Instead Nick Fury loses his eye to a fucking cat, thanks Feige
It's the event that makes Fury come up with the idea for the Avengers initiative.
Brie shoots the ship with a gun and destroys the ship so Jude can't get its secret tech (powered by the tesseract)
When the ship explodes she absorbs power from the tesseract
So you're saying the Avengers are named after Captain Marvel
That's actually a good point. Why didn't Xavier have some sort of powered leg braces that would allow him to move around? It seems more convenient than a floating wheelchair
>Monica
>Mah nigga
155lbs rock climber
the shakes are like putting a weight vest on so when i cut i'm a goat on the wall
its her flight callsign
It was her callsign as a fighter pilot, Avenger. Like Tom Cruise's was Maverick in Top Gun
brie gets woke and after her flashback talks to the skrull about how men are liars and she agrees to help the Skrull refugees
There was an entire montage of white males being toxic to her in the movie. Had to squeeze it in somehow
Xavier's inability to walk is a side effect of his powers. When he takes the mutant heroin that suppresses his powers he can walk again so clearly the bullet didn't paralyze him.
The braces wouldn't work because his psychic abilities would prevent him from using them
What a shitshow
She specifically said men are liars?
I don't mean to be a faggot I just want to make sure this is the absolute, horrific truth of this movie
>skipped how the entire final fight gets fucking trashed to hell by DUDE PUNK music, bress fucking shit awful acting and terrible pacing
>they set up Jude Law vs Bree but before it can get kino she just blows him across the desert and they never even battle, no resolution, nothing
Before they leave to go find the tesseract, she lets Monica pick the new colors of her suit, they bond some more
Oh, I get it. They fear pussy.
the ship got completely obliterated. she was totally fine. and her co-pilot, the kree scientist was fucked up and dying.
why don't you go ahead and do a better job than him then?
everyone expected this movie to be garbage and OP is being nice enough to tell us it was even worse than anticipated
>men are liars
>refugees
it's all so tiresome
The gang flys off to search for it, they find Mar-Vel's old lab, it was cloaked
this movie sounds so cringe
VERY DIVERSE.
That may be unironically correct. :l
female fighter pilots are always kino
youtube.com
They find the tesseract and put it in a Fonzie Happy Day's lunch box
He's doing a really half-assed job though. And no I won't do it instead. I spent money to entertain myself, not you niggers.
A goblin, a pussy, an ape and a bitch walk into a bar...
Does she actually say men are liars?
Nah.
If this is accurate then this film is a fucking train wreck lol
then why the fuck are you even in this thread you stupid cuck
>wave off
>raise your gear, raise your gear!
>eject..EJECT
fucking mansplaining. If they had just let her do her own thing, she'd've been fine. Fucking asshole white men.
>that face
GIVE THIS WOMAN AN OSCAR
Turns out the skrull's family and other skrulls were hiding in the lab too, Brie plays space invaders with a child skrull and she sees they are not the "terrorists" the Kree taught her to think they were
"He lied to me. Everything I knew was a lie."
You just know they didn't give a shit, they have been pretty good with consistency so far.
What DS9 episode is this?
checked, also, are you fucking serious? everything is just so...shoehorned...
where have you been living these last 15 years?
feminism hasn't been about women for decades, now it's all about pulling men and masculinity down and tearing the system apart
Can't say I'm surprised at this point
Jude shows up, "fraternizing with the enemy, huh?"
The kree capture them all and slap around the poor skrull refugees
They put Brie in another brain scanner/torture device thing
To laugh at the butthurt.
I found it entertaining enough. I don't buy any of the Marvel films on video but I pretty much always see them in theaters and watch them again later on a streaming service. I'd rank Captain Marvel as mid-tier in the MCU.
Sad, I thought feminism sounded like a positive idea from what I believed since there was cool female characters and whatnot. I'll go back to just using "Female Superhero."
Brie has a vision, Anette Bening is back and she
is dancing to "come as you are" by nirvana
ahahhaha oh my goooooooooood that's so whacky and ironic. to think I was actually excited for this reveal back then, foolish me haha :) thanks sjws!
DS9 was never this bad, user.
(except the last season)
You fucking what mate
Torture is bad, they're mean to the girl!
Just came back from seeing it, it was okay not bad or good. I don't really know how she is supposed to stop thanos since I found her powers underwhelming so I guess she will just be a plot device or something for time travel.
There is also like a couple of shots for feetfags for some reason lmao
holy shit
you're the only one butthurt here senpai
or maybe you and that guy that's mad at them for making fury's eyeloss into a gag
everything was pointing towards this movie being a pile of trash on fire, and OP is giving us exactly what we want to/need to hear to make sure we don't give them any money
and you obviously don't have anything to add to this discussion than 'nuh-huh that's not true!' showing where your allegiance lies
i think everyone knew what it was gonna be like with jewsney at the helm, so no surprise there. how much money did it make? is it boom boom badoosh pow pow enough for third worlders to throw money at it?
Why do they hate Annette Benning? Is it because she's a talented actress who once played a horrid cunt?
You're apparently butthurt enough to keep responding to me. Thanks for the laughs.
We won’t know how it’ll do until after Saturday’s take.
>implying third worlders would watch a feminism-centric movie
They know better
I feel like I'm being trolled. Who the fuck cares about the "Kree" and the "Skrull". What the fuck is this horseshit about.
first and maybe second wave feminism was about that and was a positive force, but that shit's gone since they won anyway, so those feminists don't have anything to fight for anymore and stopped being feminists, and now we have the third wave
you should look up christina hoff sommers and what she thinks of the third wave if you want to get some updates on this shitfest
3rd worlder here, this shit is gonna blow.
>powers underwhelming
she blew up a kree armada with her bare hands without a sweat
Not really- Marvel blew it's CGI budget de-ageing Samuel Jackson and some other old guy.
she was going too slow causing the engine on one side to lose power. She didn't try to correct it until the guy said so and it was too late
en.wikipedia.org
The radar intercept officer in the rear seat, Lt. Matthew Klemish, initiated ejection for himself and Hultgreen as soon as it was apparent the aircraft was becoming uncontrollable. First in the automated ejection sequence, the RIO survived.[citation needed] However, by the time Hultgreen's seat fired 0.4 seconds later, the plane had exceeded 90 degrees of roll, and she was ejected downward into the water, killing her.
lol
Comixshit desu, a convenient set dressing to serve muh captain fungus
>I was merely pretending
>no I'm the one laughing actually hahaha
I see
They just hate themselves now lol
The crux of the movie, brie fights with anette and she gets knocked down
She then has more visions and remembers white boys throwing baseballs at her head, crashing her BMX bike, being sexist at the obstacle course, the crash etc.
But THEN she remembers she ALWAYS GOT BACK UP and it shows her getting back in the batters box, getting back on her bike, finishing the obstacle course etc. etc.
She then gets back up from Anette knocking her down and this results in her breaking out of the device IRL
Disney just a fountain of ideas it seems
bruh why
God, that look on her face. It's like a child trying to be intense and intimidating, pulling that pout and narrowing her eyes
Kree = space-Nazis.
Skull = space-(((communists))).
Simple. The "Muslim" thing is just a smokescreen.
It sounds like their using it as a cheap metaphor for refugees and immigrants and all that shit.
Boys are so mean!
If I don't finish before 404 I'll make a new thread and link it here first
She then realizes there was a device in her neck that reduced her powers, put there by evil Jude
She pulls it out, saying this whole time she was being held back being forced to fight with one arm tied behind her back
The cat is literally horror material.
>at the secret military base
>people are shown to be everywhere over the base
>then we cut to captain marvel and fury locked up for an extended period of time as everything has gone silent
>when they break out, the place is devoid of people
>next scene we're introduced to the "cat"
>the "cat" has actually eaten everyone alive on that base now and it's digesting them
>it's never adressed
>later in the movie the "cat" eats some bad guys right in front of children and everyone laughed.
If you think about it, why would an alien cat be in a top secret facility, unless it was found out and brought there to be studied?
The question then becomes, has earth been taken over by these infiltrating cats who eat people in secrecy?
This shit is horrifying if you take a moment to think about it.
Sums up my feelings exactly.
>badass character got his gnarly injury from a simple benign incident
WOWIE ZOWIE MY EXPECTATIONS ARE SUBVERTED THAT IS SO FUNNY AND UNEXPECTED!!!!
at this point it would have actually been more surprising and unexpected if he lost it doing something cool
Her voice is off the entire movie. Every line she says has a sarcastic edge to it like a dumb teenager. She quite easily is the worst thing associated with the MCU unless she improves in future movies
>motherfucking!
he said it he said the thing im happy
>christina hoff sommers
Yeah, I knew about her back in the days when she was with Milo, haven't checked up on her since then. She's the type of person that would give a positive meaning to Feminism. If only women were like her.
Because of numales and feminists. The moment word gets out about it being about girl power every girl will go and share it on her Instagram story. Then every beta will go see it and share it on his story. Not the mention most of the males are marvel fans here
she then goes super saiyan and evil white man jude can't believe her true power
Is the cat okay after scratching out his eye?
Goddammit! I'm on no-fap, user! ;_;
>her call sign was "Revlon"
>Mannequin boobs are focused on for several seconds to emphasize woman power
Holy shit, that sounds completely retarded.
Envy Adams had a control chip too how meta
>she was ejected downward into the water, killing her.
Oof
>Le based Reddit crackhead black actor man said curse word he says!!
but can't go to gym and practice ass
>Literally put down by the white man
tHIS IS SO FUCKING BULLSHIT HOLY SHIT
It's literally a couple of frames in passing to show she nicked a shirt then she rides off on a stolen harley
Then fuck off you butt fucking faggot
Bree T phone hoooooome!
bries tells maria and jackson etc. to escape and she'll go fight the kree off by herself
WTF, the cat is some sort of alien! Tentacles come out of its mouth and it eats the tesseract and then eats some kree to help them escape
You probably know best since I haven't watched it but I would guess the emphasis on the boobs was given to horrify modern audiences with sexism and rape culture in the fashion industry, especially in the past.
"i'm just a girl" by no doubt starts playing and she beats the shit out of the kree
>a Skrull shoots at her
it's funny because later in the movie they say they are actually her friends and they just wanted to talk
There was no emphasis, it was a panning shot
They are trying to make analogy:
Kree / Skulls
Nazis / Jews
White male Americans / Muslims
Winning hearts, minds and dollars... by shitting on other Americans. Arab/Israeli peace is right around the corner!
I remember when they did this during the Marvel vs Capcom Infinite trailers to a live audience and nobody reacted. They really think they have something akin to Goku going Super Saiyan, but nobody gives a damn.
That's pretty funny.
>WTF, the cat is some sort of alien! Tentacles come out of its mouth and it eats the tesseract and then eats some kree to help them escape
user read this: the cat will eat thanos
>Brie ordering Fury around like he's the house nigger
fucking hell it's not intentional but it's so awkward
Oh god
I haven't seen this troll face in ages. A forgotten relic replaced by Trollface and now wojak/pepe
I'm a guy that liked the forgetable Ant-Man movies and Thor 2 and hated this.
And the feminist shit wasn't as bad as I anticipated but it was so bland and lazy.
Plus making Skrulls sympathetic refuge types?
Was this to avoid accusations of anti-Semitism ???
Black men are still MEN
Back when Yea Forums wasn't infested with zoomer trash.
oh my god this movie is one massive cliche
Pic is the Nick Fury standalone movie
Right ..that's stupid and it's bad character design.
>horrify modern audiences with sexism and rape culture in the fashion industry, especially in the past
possibly, didn't think of that
maria knows how to fly a spaceship somehow, and they all escape (without brie), bries defeats the kree and cowardly white male jude jumps in another escape ship
she falls trying to stop him and falls into space, falling to earth
>dat nigguh ain't got shit on me
Fury is also written to instantly find her charming and as a savior instead of with any form of suspicion at all, and their scenes together try so hard to be natural with endless small talk about retarded shit.
They really should have added a bit more to it like showing us more of the Kree planet and also a more interesting villain. I don't think they even got the same actor to portray Ronan again.
Judging from that pic alone it seems like an intentional focus. I don't think it was Disney's intention to throw boobs, even fake ones, at the audience without reason. Unless some horny motherfucker behind the scenes sneaked it in.
she's basically marvel's superman
she has learned her lesson... when she falls SHE GETS BACK UP
as she falls she now goes super-SUPER saiyan and starts flying like superman
Talk shit about Mean Girls I fucking dare you
Lee Pace was in again. Lack of face paint threw me off too.
And Superman, unless used under very specific circumstances that render him a lot less super, is a fucking boring guy to follow as a supa fightan hero. Because he wins. That is his job.
Still doesn't change the fact you're a butt fucking faggot
Goddamn, man. With how hard they seemingly tried to advertise this as far better than it was or ever could be, it seriously makes me wonder how many of the people involved in the actual grunt work (i.e. not the writers/directors/producers) did this for the paycheck and paycheck alone. I cannot even fathom putting something like this piece of shit on my resume or ever considering it a proud moment of my work.
>tfw you know she will put down the hulk and then look into the camera and say "toxic masculinity pfft"
Well this cringefest was enlightening, thanks OP. I'm looking forward to never watching this movie like all other capeshit garbage and completely forgetting it exists in a few days. Phew, what a nightmare
The clips I’ve seen of this scene are some of the worst green screen effects in modern cinema.
I saw a webm of that scene. Absolute garbage.
jude show up again and tries to shoot down marias ship, brie punches his ship and it crashes, maria then has a dogfight with another kree and shoots that one down
So it was the same guy. Seriously didn't look like him but maybe they were trying to imply he was younger?
yepp
I found it very funny how nick fury never even used the device to call her when the earth has been in danger several times, it's only when his own life were at risk that he suddenly decided to call for help
I've seen this.
It's nowhere near as funny as it's poster, trailer and opening song.
Jonesy saw some shit.
Like Rian Johnson the directors of CM jumped straight from indie movies to an action sci fi blockbuster, and they just completely lost track of it.
>Mar-Vell, an iconic character is changed to a WOMXN and btfo the story altogether
it can't get any worse, can it
I laughed out loud at this scene in the cinema because it reminded me of the GoT memes
Everyone looked at me angrily, fuck you Yea Forums
They keep ruining promising indie directors with this big budget shit. Indie suckers can't say no to the money
This doesn't sound real, it's too stupid.
It's because she's being built up as the ultimate countermeasure. user, I truly expect her to put on the fucking Infinity Gauntlet and just snap away all the shit that Thanos did.
Is cat with them?
Well there was that foot scene
>Hey Brie, haha! Wouldn’t it be funny if you hour hands were trapped and you had to start the ship with your foot?! Haha! It would show that you can fly a ship with just your toes haha!
continued here
almost to the end
you know the thanos "fight" will be the cat just eating him up and puking out the gauntlet, and every pleb will laugh
This is what will happen
It's because you were the zoomer back then, you retarded boomer
I mean, this is the first time the Avengers completely failed to deal with a threat so it makes sense he'd call her then.
That won't happen. The gauntlet is fucking busted. They'd need to make a new one at the forge which might happen.
>Eat Thanos
Or his power glove thing and he'll be all "WTF?!? Oh noes..."
Disney employees in salvage mode
In age yes, but that's about it.
Even creepy floating giant head in jar Supreme Intelligence would have been better .
Benning as Mar-Vell was absolute shit.
And seriously a race of shapeshifters should by nature be subversive, parasitic villains, otherwise their reduced to a quirky party trick?
This is such a huge mistake and I swear some kike forced this stupid change because it resonated too much.
No Thanos will be something epic you can count on that. Maybe all the heros of the universe offer their prayers through space and time to help Captain Marvel punch Thanos so hard in the dick hole he unsnaps the universe. Something like that.
wasn't that the plot of a simpsons episode?
I guess we were supposed to consider the Kree good guys since Ronan was considered an extremist who went against his own government's treaty in GoTG, but I just knew early on they would end up as the villains again.
It's not, even the normies on youtube were complaining about it.
>There is also like a couple of shots for feetfags for some reason lmao
Its to show people that her feet are clean and not full of death fungus
sort of...
She was not aligned with the deck and too high.
mansplain says abort.
she chooses to use her rudder and turn the aircraft that A) slows the air craft to stall speed B) disrupts the airflow to one engine.which flames out.
she starts to yaw
If she complete ignored her flight path, nosed down slightly and applied power, pulled up the gear she might have saved it or had ditched upright next to the ship.
instead she hesitates then hits the afterburner in the remaining engine and this aggravates the yaw / roll more. back seater punches out and she goes head first into the sea.
So many people are comparing it to a TV movie kek.
Nice quads but I was saying this for ages and no one listened
Lol
finale
Why didn't they just cast Maria Rambeau as Captain Marvel to begin with, as by the comics, instead of this Brie Fungus garbage????