What are some kino music videos?

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How do you know when it’s Michael Jacksons bed time ? When the big hand touches the little hand.

> A corpse is reanimated and forced to dance for our entertainment.

MJ foresaw the future.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic and dangerous for children. You put groceries in the other.

What did the sunbathing lady say to Micheal Jackson at the Beach? Get out of my son.

Damn, I haven't heard that joke in 20+ years.

Have you heard about Micheal Jackson’s new book? It's called the in’s and outs of child Rearing.

Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich? It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.

Was thinking about that joke last night, hadn't heard it since 2005.

proof?

Michael J. Fox's cellphone is always on vibrate. Because of Parkinson's.

What do Michael Jackson and potatoes have in common? They both come in tots.

What does Michael Jackson do at a children's party?

Beat It.

Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson? Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt.

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How was Michael different from acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about 13.

Reports of michael jackson having an Heart attack are FALSE He has been found in the childrens ward having a stroke.

Due to Michael Jackson's death, his London dates have been canceled... They were James (age 11) and Thomas (age 9).

Jacko didn't even want that injection, until the doctor said he was gonna feel a small prick.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
Both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

Hehehehe

Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith.

Michael Jackson meets a young boy while walking around Neverland Ranch.

"Would you like to see some magic?" asks Michael.

"Sure" says the lad.

"Well for this trick you need to turn around, drop your pants and bend over." says Michael.

So the lad turns around, drops his pants and bends over. Michael stands behind him and asks, "Can you feel my finger going up your ass?"

"I can." replies the lad.

Michael then waves both hands in front of the lad and shouts, "MAGIC!"

Michael Jackson, the Pope and a bunch of kids are on a plane.

Suddenly the plane becomes out of control and is on course to crash.

"Here, there are two parachutes," said the Pope.

"What about the kids?" replied Jacko.

"Bleep the kids," said the Pope.

To this, Jacko said, "Have we got time?"

>what are some kino music videos?

youtube.com/watch?v=QpbHdIrtpNo

Why did Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Because there are twenty of them.

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What’s brown and was often found in a baby’s nappy? Michael Jackson’s hand.

What's the hardest stain to get out of little boy's underpants? MJ's make-up.

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Farrah fawcet died and went to heaven. God gave her one wish. She wished all the children in the world would be safe, so God killed Micheal Jackson.

Michael J Fox walks into an ice cream shop.

"What flavor of ice cream do you want, Mr Fox?" asks the guy behind the counter

"Doesn't matter," Michael J. Fox replies, "I'm gonna fucking drop it anyway."

Why did Michael Jackson hang ‘Blanket’ out the balcony of his hotel? He was trying to shake the cum off.

Why did Michael like children so much? He knew how they felt.

What do michael jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

That joke doesnt make sense. It lists only similarities.

I just bought a new car stereo.When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

He fucked webster tho

Why does Micheal Jackson keep losing foot races to little boys? He likes to come in a little behind.

What's "black-white" and purple? Michael Jackson's dick after a slumber party with a bunch of 6 year olds.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They both like a little crack now and then.

What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show? The Kids in the Hall.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a racing jockey?
A jockey can mount three year olds legally.

What do Micheal Jackson and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both pulled out of Jordan.

Rainbow Mafia all up in this thread.

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
He saw a child blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in.

Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads? Because he likes the taste of a new generation.

You could at least try to make this look organic.

What did Lisa Marie Presley say to Michael Jackson when he popped her
the question?
"Yes, I'll marry you. But promise me one thing, no kids!"

Why does Michael Jackson have a tough guy reputation?
He has licked every kid possible.

dude. chill

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What makes Michael Jackson so unique? It's the little boy inside him.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite saying?
There's a sucker born every minute.

What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?
When the crib breaks.

Wtf now it's alright to hate R Kelly and MJ cause some documentaries told black women on Twitter they were sex offenders? Pro tip: if a black popstar wants your children indefinitely at their place they are probably pedos. Why the fuck did this take decades to find out?

I just wanted some sick music videos im sorry lads

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David geffen needs sleep and prep h for his buttflusterd anus.

Looks like the "why are you gay" fella

How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
Several children have fingered him.

you knew

Soon after the news of Michael's death, weather reports of high winds as 10 year old boys around the world breathe a collective sigh of relief.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

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When Macaulay Culkin learned that Michael Jackson had died he reportedly said " So so sad. Michael Jackson touched me in ways nobody would understand."

It's from a movie, but hey the movie was kino too
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How do you separate the men from the boys at Neverland Ranch? With a search warrant.

Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet? Emily Dickinson.

How do you find out Michael Jackson's sperm count?
Look it up in Webster's.

AAAAAA

A little eight year old boy is distraught because his parents have just been killed in a horrible car accident. He had no other family, so he is now an orphan, doomed to a life on the streets. He's sitting in the gutter in the pouring rain, sobbing his little heart out, with no money and no hope, cold and freezing and soaking wet.
Suddenly, a stretch limousine pulls up and out steps Michael Jackson.
"Hey, what's up little fella?" says a kindly Jackson. The little orphan boy tells Jackson his tragic story.
A look of pity on Jackson's face, he pats the little boy on the head and then drops his trousers and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"

Michael Jackson had a boy. He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.

Haven't seen the documentary bro? Stop posting this nonce

i hate myself for laughin at this

Michael dindu nuffin

Anti Jackson shills here are paid and this thread confirmed it

This is my favourite Yea Forums thread in a long while.