Alright incels,
It was amazing.
>Brie Larson works as Captain Marvel
>The film isn't about men hating, its about identity crisis and war
>Visuals were outstanding
>Ben Mendhelson was great as Talos
>Jackson worked well as a young Fury
>Marvel's place in the MCU isn't confusing at all, makes sense
Admit it, it was good- stop crying
If this movie succeeds then you will be responsible for incels going out on a raping spree.
Then I'll be glad when they're in jail. No one is at fault but their own lonely mental illness and self delusions.
I'm not watching your flick Brie
Don't buy a ticket if you care about victims
It was decent. First half of the movie had really sloppy editing. It was also sad to see Fury get the Luke Skywalker treatment. The whole cat thing didn’t make a ton of sense to me, but I can chalk that up to bizarre sci-fi silliness. Also, the not-so-subtle feminist message was kinda annoying. Otherwise, it was a solid entry in a film franchise that has far superior flicks.
#cumforthecaptain
Is this some sort of subversive psyop to spam the word incel so much that it loses all meaning?
I’m not even that bothered if it was good I’m just sick to the teeth of fucking marvel movies.
Her being a cunt just adds to it all. The fact you still love marvel movies shows your a braindead faggot.
All of that may or may not be true but I will not see it in theater because I do not agree with the way Brie Larson handled this whole shitfest.
>a solid entry in a film franchise that has far superior flicks
If you listen closely,can hear the mouse cum dripping off his chin,
>the mouse
Why are trannys always projecting their degeneracy?
We're taking it back, like "nigger"
According to Rotten Tomatoes its at 42% approval though.
They showed the Marvel logo... it was amazing!
I don't think OP was even being ironic.
No it' not
Go to show all showtimes and it will show the score
I thought this was pretty good, not great. I'm a comic nut, so I'll watch it again and again like any decent, live action, comic book movie.
As stated, the cat thing was weird and it creates a potential timeline issue. The feminist messaging was all over the place, but at least it wasn't straight up male bashing.
The amount of hype for this movie was not justified though. I did not need 10 months of non-stop commercials for this. Endgame, I would understand if they did that.
It'll probably end up in the 3rd tier of my personal rankings.
Here's a screenshot if you're too lazy to do this yourself
mine is at 62?
>Spends the first quarter of the movie bashing men
>"Do you know why they call it a cock-pit"?
>"Lighten up babe"
>Her dads only line is being a generic sexist fuckhead
>Main bad guy is a useless male villian that brings nothing to the table and helps make the movie fall flat
>"Im Just A Girl"
Movie was pandering garbage.
It must be slow on the updates then. Either that or the flixster app data is more accurate then the RT data that never got updated.
Very mediocre at best and lazy at worst
Brie didn't fit at all
Fury was decent and I expecte nothing less from Samuel L Jackson
Everything else is meh
Literally every other Mcu movie except Thor dark world is better and more enjoyable.
4/10 for laziness and undeserved hype
And I gave Thor 2 3/10 btw
Fury was the only good part of the movie, they should have made an entire Nick Fury flick instead and just had her as part of it. Honestly would have been far better.
And mine shows that audience score is not available. Weird.
Same, cant see it either. Seems like the mouse is throwing money around again because the evil men of the world are keeping the powerful women down.
Try clicking view all theaters and showtimes
So metacritic seems to be blocking user reviews as well.
>stop crying
I LITERALLY couldn't stop crying, as opposed to my wife's daughter
There's a scene where the kree scan the cat and it says his species but then they scan Fury and it says his species but also gender and shits on his supposed threat level.
I haven't seen this pointed out but it bugged me for being so out of place
Just another fun jab at one of the few male characters in the film.
If she's so powerful why can't she grow tits? Checkmate roasties and white knights
I liked it too.
DCucks doing overtime on Yea Forums with their smear campaigns lulz.
Never change Dcucks.
Got an eternal loading screen, had to manually enter city, see the 42% now.
I read a different review
>acting was ok for the most part
>Brie Larson’s character is not likable
>cgi was passable
>movie was boring
I’m going to assume your review is complete horseshit and go with this
You know the more you use incel the more you prove you're just shills. INB4 have sex.
You should smile more
Dubs confirm. Even with the padding that I'm sure they put in that suit, she was looking pretty flat from all angles.
The movie was pretty good, but fuck this post is cringe.
>Guy tells her to smile
>She steals his motorcycle
>Commits grand larsony
>Audience cheers
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Ew that sounds like tlj treatment. Nick Fury (cis male) no ty Disney
0/10 and a hateful sage
It's not like they scan a woman and it reads her as more powerful or something. It was just a joke about Fury being a non-threat on an alien ship.
just finished watching. movie was super boring none of it was making sense it felt like it was jumping all over the place. i give it a 3/10. felt like a flop
I'm 100% certain they originally paired this with the female pilot friend getting scanned as
>Human, female
>Threat level: medium
Or some shit like that
Checked &rekt