Who was the hottest slut on The Simpsons and why was it Mindy

Who was the hottest slut on The Simpsons and why was it Mindy

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yeeeaaaaaa, how about no

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Skinner was a cutie

the real one? XD

>not sneedette

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Cringe

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This one.

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This

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the animation on her really was significantly different. they must have been told to make off on boobs after that
>at least until large marge

That bitch with the big titties on that Brazilian "kids"show

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Guess again

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huh? wouldn't it just be chuck's feed and seed?

Soon I'll be Queen of summertime! Uh... king...

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Soon I'll be Chuck of fuckandsuck! Uh... sneed...

Xuxa!

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sneed

Best episode ending by the way

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Titania

For me, it's maude.

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The ones at the bottom...

Oh the real taste to die for is maudes pert little cherry nipples, swaying over the peanut bowl much as they would across the satin sheets of the Flanders guest room that night while Ned slept soundly in the master bedroom. Homer could faintly sense a sweet suckle of milk across his eager mouth while suckling them that night, Maude was in estrus, burning to host a daughter like Lisa or Maggie in her now aching womb.
>fill me Mr Simpson
She squealed between clenched teeth
>fill me with your sneed

Clearly Titania was the hottest slut, and unlike Mindy and Kashmir and Maude she was an actual slut who slept with Duff-Man to gain an advantage in the contest.

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SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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mindy was an actual slut cause she knew hommer was married but still wanted to fuck him

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>that bag under her eye
what a sloot

I always saw it as Mindy actually being in love with Homer because they were so similar,
she's still a shitty person for wanting to fuck Homer (and thus ruining his marriage and hurting his kids) but she always struck me as just dumb instead of a slut.
Sluts fuck everybody, but Mindy was just impressed by Homer because they were so similar. Fuck I dunno.

A challenger has arrived!

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I want to fuck and suck these sluts

>McKayla Maroney

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TAKE A HIKE BOSS, I'M RUNNING THINGS NOW.

Chuck fucks and sucks everybody, but Sneed was just impressed by Homer because of his fancy German car. (Formerly feed) I dunno.

Homer's a big guy

Making Simpsons threads nowadays is the same thing as saying "sneedposting general", it's pointless.
That being said, what's the point where the series started to decline and then hit rock bottom? For me it was around season 9

>Simpsons animators in charge of perception
what was going on in this pic?

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Lurleen best girl

this thread was actually going pretty well until you started being a fag about it

For Au

agreed.

absolutely kino

It was probably past its peak by season 7 but still strong until 9 when it just drops its quality level and never recovers.

i remember listening to the commentary on this one. she busted through the kitchen doors and as you can see the kitchenhand is pissed off that she disturbed their workspace. very unethical and dangerous of her to do so

right after S11E05

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Everyone always cites Mother Simpson's ending but this is my favourite. Makes me wish I could get a full version of the song cover.
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The only memory I have about that episode is TOMACCO, the rest is forgettable trash, season 11 as a whole is pretty bad.

For fucks sake. Kek

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Martin is consistently underrated

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mother simpson had a lot more gravitas due to the emotional context and weight behind homer's estranged relationship with her. that's why it'll always be the best

Sneed is consistently underfeeded

based

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Season 10 was when it started declining but had some good episodes, season 11 was when it fully died.

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season 5 was when it died

>That being said, what's the point where the series started to decline and then hit rock bottom?

Personally I feel the decline started around season 7 and then just stayed mediocre until season 17, then with the start of season 18 the characters looked visibly more acid yellow and the voice actors could no longer do the original voices, so we ended up with hoarse Marge, old lady Bart and always upset Homer.

For me the decline is a combination of things, that being:

1. The change in animation, everything became too clean and too neon yellow.
2. Characters no longer behaved like actual human beings who could surprise you, these were just robots.
3. Original Simpsons was created to mock society and the weirdness in it, new Simpsons embraces society and attempts to earn PC brownie points.

help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee----eeeeeeeee----eeeeeeee

Shows just aren't supposed to go on so long. There's no reason for it to go on for thirty seasons, creatively. Simpsons is suited to the 90s, it shouldn't have gone past that decade.

also, the godawful celebrity cameos

not that there weren't celebrity cameos in the golden age, they just weren't as gratuitous

Most people say season 10 was when it died. I feel like you're being contrarian saying 5.

im being serious, it started to become "le random" afterwards. i liked the subdued nature of the previous seasons like the episode where homer turns lisa into a gambler

He is.

Season 9 and 10 the quality was slipping, season 11 only has a few truly good episodes (unironically the sneed one was great), then 12 and 13 were mostly bad. Stopped watching after that.

Those are my favorites too. I like seasons 1 and 2 way more than most people too.

>gambler
more accuraute term would be bookie

Typical case of being too close to their own product to not see the decline, but how did they not notice that having Lady Gaga show up just to tell Lisa that she's awesome just wasn't a good idea.

All done

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Although some days I wish I had

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the original showrunners and writers make up an extremely tiny minority in the current team. it's natural that the show changed but it's not right. this happens with video game companies as well like blizzard developing diablo games or current WoW expansions; the original philosophies were lost on the new teams which took over these projects. It happened with the command and conquer series and EA, and there's something not quite right about battlefield series but i don't know if Dice were ever absorbed by a larger company or not.

SNEED
Based.

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>Politically correct statement.
>Me no understand lol
>Angry explanation of politically correct statement!
>Me sad Homer now.. me no adult..
>Expression of remorse.
>Me happy Homer now, beer?
>No, celebrity cameo

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The cracks appear slowly. Celebrity voices and how they're used is a good example. Early seasons celebs would play actual characters (even if they have the same name eg Michael Jackson)
By seasons 4 or 5 you get episodes like whacking day, where Barry White plays his real life self and dues ex machinas the day, but at least there's a storyline and humor. It's still good, but you can see the writing getting lazy
Then of course by zombie simpsons the "joke" is basically "look this famous person is one the show this week"
Season 5 was still good, but it was touching on getting bad. People didn't know how bad it'd get at the time, but in hindsight it's obvious
If the Simpsons was the third reich, season 5 is the first winter after invading Russia

cis males in a nutshell..

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Ignoring all the stupid sneed memes posted by brainlets who can't imagine anything funny or intelligent to say,

Mindy would have been Homer's perfect match but it was a good thing they didn't wind up together. She would have enabled his bad habits and he'd eventually be on an episode of 600 lb life because has no-one to keep him in check.

Besides Lisa and Magaggie would never have existed.

Yeah that's just not a good idea, I have an aunt and uncle like that. extremely similar personality types who together just stop whatever personal growth there would have been otherwise.
also there's of course the other side, where you're impressed by someone because they have qualities that you lack, but then it turns out that the other person is pretty much the polar opposite of who you are so whatever you do seems alien to them.

>Besides Lisa and Magaggie would never have existed.
Obvious response but that wouldn't be a bad thing

They'll have to remove these scenes too
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>Large Marge
Fuck, I'd forgotten about that episode.
>Just wait until I tell my husband, he'll do a little malpractice on you!
>Yes, I'm sure your husband will be furious.

finally, rule 34 is working out for ME

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>not imprinting on a 16-year old Laura so she can become your ever-devoted wife

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aurora borealis?

underrated

really disappointing show, sneedbros.
we need to go back to the good old days of last month.