Name a cheesier ending to a trilogy

fuck m8, I read the books almost 2 decades ago cut me some slack

why is something genuine and heartfelt described as cheesy?

Fat pink mast

because it is 20 minutes too long

Because self-hatred is prevalent and it needs to be sickdark like my life.

>one of the best endings of all time where no questions are left unanswered
vs
>the ending of star wars, where the bad guys lost and everyone was happy just because despite the fact that the galaxy had just been destabilized via violent revolution and the audience is given no information as to what happens next

>The Sisters send their regards.

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It's been that long since you've touched the book?
Also it is not a trilogy, but rather a single volume comprised of 6 books, as Christopher Tolkien explains in the preface; if you had actually read it up more than once, you might have figured that out

Based and Yea Forumspilled.

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The Robocop edit

youtube.com/watch?v=KXieUnh_bcs

oh my fucking god what a shitty movie that was. I enjoyed the second one but god damn this was terrible

I still believe that the entire trilogy was simply an lsd trip only revealed in this last scene

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You sound like a pedant and a faggot. Why the fuck would anyone care what Tolkien's son has to say? Off yourself, homo.

t. nonreader

Everything needs to be ironic and insincere because that's how the creator shows how smart and clever he thinks he is. Diverting expectations and not allowing the audience to have a heartfelt connection to the piece is how you know you're a genius.

I am aware of the irony of me using irony to talk negatively of irony.

>can't figure out how the site works
>can't figure out when to greentext

You are aware that Tolkien's son is the only reason anyone got to read the Silmarilion, The Children of Hurin, or The Fall of Gondolin, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=LYj4Aq5fdjk

they suck, tho

why even bother using a high brow slur when you're going to couple it with plebeian insults?

>you realize __________, right?
People like you need a good beating IRL to teach you how to not be cunts anymore. Fuck his faggot son and fuck you.

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>he "thinks" there are highbrow and lowbrow words
>he writes like a black kid
You seem super low class.

>calls the dude a pedant
>this isn't a high brow insult
I've literally never once heard anyone call anyone that in a heated street argument. why bother calling him a pedant faggot? why not just call him a nigger faggot?

>Calls the director a hack for cutting out a chapter he can't even remember the name of
>Insults the author's son without even knowing why he matters at all
Pathetic

The right word for the right faggot, Jamal. What you've heard is pretty fucking irrelevant to a white man.

no it isn't you absolute faggot. no one calls anyone a pedant as an insult. in an argument with people who have a decent vocabulary you might get someone saying "you're being pedantic".

>that one retard who thinks everyone who talks to him is that one guy
If you had more than 3 brain cells you'd be able to tell us apart from our writing styles. If you weren't a newfag you'd be able to see when a new IP posts for the first time in a thread.

Fuck Chris and fuck you, phonefaggot.

>little black boy trying to talk back
That's not how this works. Didn't bother reading your post. You auto lose.

Got is trash u normal faggot

It's the conclusion to like 10 hours worth of movie, I think it's fine...

im not even black. its like you literally just googled the word pedantic and found out that you could call someone a pedant and thought you'd throw it in there to sound intelligent.

>jamal has a clearing disability

Come on, no one read that shit.

To be fair, I wasn't sure about that
I'm not on a phone, though
Now get out of the thread, Simon, before I tell certain people what I know about you

>no questions are left unanswered

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As a neutral 3rd party, you are being a faggot and not making very much sense

>No one has read The Silmarillion, one of the most well-known things Tolkien ever wrote
Are you even attempting to think before you post?

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