>Visit old boomers with junk rotting around for decades
>Offer to buy their junk
>Boomer always wants a ridiculous price, always reckons they are going to fix it up one day or it's rare
>Most of the time they disagree on a sale, said items continue to sit there and rot away, or until the boomer dies and eventually gets auctioned off for peanuts or thrown in the garbage
These boomers should be grateful that some retard wants to buy your trash
That 1970 Gas Station Sign will be worth billions one day! Billions!
yeah, it's pretty messed up. boomers spend their whole lives collecting as much stuff as they can and when their kids inherit it they just sell it all in an estate sale cause nobody wants to deal with that shit.
they're all going to fill a storage locker with cheap shit and sell their house and spend every penny on chintzy cruises and European guided tours, culminating in twenty years in a retirement home
that cheap scuffed up furniture they replaced their parent's solid wood furniture with and those ugly plates are your patrimony now, enjoy
>Pawn Stars bow to Pickers
>In contact with hillbillies
>Possess picker-like abilities, masters of 'The Bundle'
>Control middle America with an iron but fair fist
>Own rusty signs & lampshades globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient picker blood lines
>Will bankroll the first cities in Iowa (Pickergrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of Scrap metal research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Coke vending machines from the 1950s
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Iowan barns & Area 51
>Native American scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and old NASCAR jumpsuits
>They own Indian motorcycle labs around the world
>You likely have Indian motorcycles inside you right now
>The Pickers are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of rusty children's bicycles to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the picker bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent Hillbilly in under a week
>Nation states entrust their glass Coke bottle reserves with the twins.
>The pickers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
Why does ever boomer i know hoard stuff?
Ripple effects of
>Muh Great Depression
Same reasons why you grew up eating shitty casseroles in a room filled with hutches of >muh China and faggy ass porcelain baby angles and glass cats.
Probably a wagecuck clinging to the hope that one day their junk would be worth a fortune
What does the depression have to do with porcelain baby angels and fine china? Genuinely curious
Boomers didn't even go through the Depression, that's actually why they're so detestable. Never have they known hardship or struggled.
>when it was a lazy, rainy day and you're just watching american pickers with your mom
I wanna go back
>sit on antique for 40 years
>faggots show up in a van one day
>offer you $300 for it
>ask for $340 thinking you're clever
>they take the deal
>months pass
>your episode is about to air
>"actual value: $3000"
its a reality show. they have to bicker over the prices or else there's no show
>Never have they known hardship or struggled.
My boomer grandpa was a Kentucky tobacco farmer and slept in a single room house on the floor. He also didn't have a bed until he was 11 and had to share it.
No, but they get it from their parents and grandparents who did. Which is why I said ripple effect. Its brought up like every other episode. ( I like the show, it's good background noise, and I like watching Danni D hit the wall harder than Dale Earnhardt.)
>>muh China
I hate this shit so much, it's such a blatant scam.
>this mass produced product sold as a collectable/heirloom will be worth BIG money some day!
>no one throws it away because collectable/heirloom
>supply glut means it's worth pennies on the antiques market
Isn't this the highest rated tv show in the US? why do burgers love it so?
Because its probably the most comfy show ever made and if you dislike it you're probably some monster
It's comfy and it's always on when I visit my grandpa so it gives me a good feeling when I watch it
>Watch me bundle it
Being raised like shit along with abandonement issues.
It's super comfy.
gives actual insight into historic products and manufacturing.
>posting worst girl
oh.. i see.. i’m so sorry..
its actually peak comfykino, i used to watch it with my ex all the time. god im lonely
He seems really....incelly.
I think he's desperate for a woman's attention, but he's so cringe.
let’s not judge on this one. the guy’s only slightly better looking than rodney dangerfield.
Goddamn I did not know Yea Forums had so many fans of American pickers. My niggas.
This is a disgusting image.
>it's a Frank calls the coin toss correctly every single time episode
i know what i got
Pretty much any photograph of sturgis bike week is gonna be juggalo tier.
Cozy n relaxing to watch look through Americas history and the adventure to find it in the wild with some collector sellers who have a passion for antique strange Americana items.
We picked these old rusty gas cans for $50, we should be able to get $65 for them.
We got the handlebars from a vintage 1920's David Schwimmer cycle for $500, we'll get $510 for them from someone looking to finish their restoration.
And that big metal sign that was being used as a floor for the chicken coop, we'll dust off 45 years of chicken shit and make atleast $50 on that one!
Now lets put the stuff in the van and drive 23 hours back to the shop.
based and pickerpilled
Lol
I imagine it's like Storage Wars, comfy shit
I'm sorry you hate your life.
its a reality show with an interesting premise and barely any scripting
The show needs to be about two old grannies doing the picking.
They usually make 20-100 or more each item who knows how much they can sell the items even more since their famous or if the item was on tv lol these dudes are making bank
comfykino has no boundries
>when Mike sends you on a trip alone with Danielle
>a faded, rusted out automotive part sign? I can easily get $1000 for this.
God i want to fuck her so bad...too bad she ruined her looks sort of with those disgusting tattoos.
You'll always have Frank. Frank will buy a Rock'M'Sockem Robots with one of the heads missing and you'll chuckle. He'll shoot you wry, electronic 1080p smile. You won't die alone.
They've singlehandedly gaslit America into believing junk has value and should be put in your recreation room or mancave for display. TV was a mistake
You know this shows make more thru advertising than they do selling the stuff. That's why the pawnshop from pawn stars has more space selling memorabilia from the show than actual pawn stuff.
Is this shit still on? I remember 10 years ago when I lived in the Philippines constant reruns of american pickers were the only decent thing on their television
Say that to our face fucker not online and see what happens.
Believe me, clothed Danielle is peak Danielle. Unfortunately.