The plot of the new Bill and Ted is they are still losers and the band never made it, and them coming to terms with just being average.
How is that possible though when the end of Bogus Journey showed all the headlines of their band becoming a huge success and changing the world?
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Well that’s the point of the movie, ain’t it? Trying to figure out why the events from the end of Bogus Journey aren’t happening?
I actually think this will be decent. Am I wrong to think so?
could also allude to their changing the world not actually being real, probably too meta for this series though
everyone stopped being excellent to each other, duh
But they did happen, unless past B&T got stuck in the Biff timeline?
No, Keanu isn't washed up so would have no reason to do the 3rd film finally unless he saw something in the story that made him think it had soul.
kino reeves is a nice guy tho and probably feels like he should just help out bill
30-somethings bummed out their lives turned out to be shit are going to love it. Finally a movie for us.
>releasing a movie where the first two was made many years before any of us were even born yet
Literally whats the point
they had death in their fucking band man, how could they fail?
Yea it’s a weird choice to remake this, reminds me of when I heard somebody wanted to remake Real Genius — but that’s even more pointless, bill and Ted remake still kinda pointless. It never reached the heights of Waynes World (but Keanu Reeves aged much better than Mike Myers)
>remake
Wut. This is #3.
they're bringing back william sadler as death, there's no way those scenes at the very least won't be great
because your parents will fucking love it, ya brat
Zoom zoom zoom, yeah zoom zoom zoom.
>everyone who watched Bill and Ted back in 1991 is now dead or something
non non non non heinous post, dude
What if they attempt CGI George Carlin?
Confirmed kino.
>click because I just want to hear Kiss and feel nostalgic for the fist time i saw this in the theater
>no music because muh copyright
fuck this gay earth
>adventure
>journey
>face the music
rally makes u think
When Wyld Stallyns music is silenced you know it's the end of times.
i really want to see this movie, i even consider going to the kino plex. Bogus journey is such an amazing movie
i feel you bro, every time i see the ending with the kiss song i got goosebumps.
I feel sorrow for all the zoomers that cant enjoy this movie like us.
Nigga, you should know that bill is doing great. He also gave a ted talk about internet privacy that is fucking amazing.
zoomers need to die.
It's not a corporate ordered reboot or whatever it's a passion project form Alex and Keanu. They are writing it and making it because they want to. It's probably going to be "3" and not a typical modern remake of the whole plot and characters.
Yes it's more nostalgia bait but this one might actually be good.
I always thought that last song was really against everything Bill and Ted would have respected as good music, or at least that the big song of them being skilled musicians after two movies wouldn't be a faggy ballad
>no Rufus
This is most heinous
They could get Ringo Starr or Alec Baldwin to replace him
Like pottery
back then they didn't yet realize rock ballads suck
>What Happened?
Israel happened destroying the future for humanity. nuff said
it's good shut up
And the new Circle K logo is atrocious.
looks like some slapped Bill with Joe Pesci
Bill's got a permanent 'thas it mang' face
Minors aren't allowed on this site.
Rob Schneider is looking rough.
cashgrab
If they play this right and make a mockery of current social and political issues while keeping the classic B&T humor it has a chance to be really great
oh fuck this is gonna flop because moviegoers are fucking retarded. I can already see it in this thread. God fucking damnit, this was the one I thought would actually work. Zoomers fucking ruined everything.
i dont think zoomers understand how pure kino these movies were
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>How is that possible though when the end of Bogus Journey showed all the headlines of their band becoming a huge success and changing the world?
That's the most annoying part, is that the first two movies established a very set timeline where the things that happened were set, and they didn't change ("clock still moves in San Dimas" was just a ruse to prevent them from wasting time). In the first movie, a throwaway line about Ted's dad losing his keys at the beginning was because Future Ted went back and stole them so they could free the historical figures, and set up traps so that Ted's father couldn't prevent them from getting to the presentation. The second movie indirectly established that no one else but "Ms. Wardroe" would've gotten them into the concert, and it was De Nomolos' futuretech that enabled what would have been a local broadcast to reach the world. Throwing all that away for "out wait, we lied, life sucks" would be a bigger slap to the first two films' legacy than what TFA and TLJ did to the original trilogy.
OR
Something happened in the circuits of time that created a parallel timeline and it's up to Bill and Ted to save the universe from exploding or whatever
I agree, if Death winning the Indy 500 isn't cannon then I'm fucking DONE
I want you to seriously consider what people mean when they call you autistic
Fucking drumph
>New Bill & Ted
>New non-Feig Ghostbusters
>Big Trouble in Little China with Dwayne Johnson (Probably the only role he could pull off properly)
>Kurt Russel's son is finally coming into his own, so maybe we get a The Thing remake with him.
Might be some fun, soon.
Alternate timeline?
Someone from the future went and altered the past so they failed?
Oh boy, sounds like another "cinematic universe"
kys, that post was insightful and honest, something you may never understand.
>never reached the heights of wayne's world
wut
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't think God made rock and roll for everyone
>believing in only *A* god
One thing I never got in the first movie was why they kept Ted to wind his watch. Apparently it was because for some reason time ran normally in San Dimas but then Bill and Ted literally met their past selves so they technically had all the time in the world instead of acting like they had to race against the deadline for the final presentation.
>shitting on the wyld stallyn's legacy
THIS IS IT
I'M BURNING DOWN HOLLYWOOD
Like I said in my post above, it was a ruse to prevent Bill & Ted screwing around in the past too much. Ted never DID set his watch correctly. In the first go-around, Traveled-Through-Time Ted tells Strange-Things-Are-Afoot-at-the-Circle-K Ted to wind his watch. Ted forgets, and in the second go-around where they meet up with Rufus again, Ted reminds Strange-Things-Are-Afoot-at-the-Circle-K Ted to wind his watch, which he forgets because of the stable time loop.
Then why did they time travel to the morning of the presentation?
Judy
That was the number for the present in San Dimas because time kept running. If they wanted tomorrow they would have had to add 1 to the number.
>because time kept running.
You just said it was a ruse.
>Ringo Starr
Sounds like pure kino
>Throwing all that away for "out wait, we lied, life sucks" would be a bigger slap to the first two films' legacy than what TFA and TLJ did to the original trilogy.
This. If this is anything other than elaborating on the montage seen at the end of Bogus Journey, then the post-modern terrorists have won.
probably. can you name one time they made a sequel to a movie like 20 years later and it was good? they're all mediocre to shit.
>implying you cant enjoy a movie after its release year
Kino Bill and Ted rocking it out here, now, in SAN DIMAS
Its going to be a fucking disaster. Name one sequel to a 20-30 year old film - which brings back le original cast ONE LAST TIME - which hasn't been an utter disappointment. They're always shit. And we always end up wishing they hadn't bothered.
The Color of Money was a sequel to The Hustler after 30 years and won an Oscar
not a movie, also twin peaks revival was just ok. choosing to not have coop until the last two episodes was just a retarded decision.
inb4 lynched
Good one. But that film had the merit of being a sequel nobody wanted. It didn't fall into the realm of "we want Ghostbusters III with the original cast! Oh shit its happening! This is gonna be amazing! Waited my whole life for this sequel! Bustin' makes me feel gewd!!! I-I-I....I can't believe they fucked it up so bad! What an embarrassment! They should have left it alone."
Mad Max: Fury Road
Tron: Legacy
Prometheus
Blade Runner 2049
Dumb and Dumber to
Heavy Metal 2000
yeah, but it wasn't anywhere near the caliber of the hustler and it was probably scorsese's like 4th or 5th best movie of the 80s. newman won an oscar because he should have won one for the first one or cool hand luke.
>mad max fury road is a soft reboot, not a sequel.
>tron legacy was mediocre
>prometheus was mediocre, also a soft reboot
>blade runner 2049 i'll give you, but that borders on soft reboot as well since ford is barely in it
>dumb and dumber to was fucking awful
>never saw heavy metal
All shit. And Mad Max doesn't count since its literally a reboot with a new cast.
feel free to drop out of your master's program we don't need more of you
Wrong. The plot of the movies were they had to pass high school or one of their fathers was sending them to military school which would change the future of them graduating and starting a wyld stallions which brought world peace through music in the future. Do you zoomers even watch the movies you talk about?
So grateful that Yea Forums appreciates the advanced high-IQ Kino of Bill and Ted
Watch the originals, you idiot.
>How could a movie franchise heavily using TIME TRAVEL AND OTHER FANTASTICAL ELEMENTS LIKE THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF DEATH do a story where the timeline no longer matches with what was said to happen in the future.
I do not understand either, OP. What possible explanation could there be for this?
Knowing the future inherently changes the future, since they were told they were the best and thought they knew the future, they didn't try as hard as they otherwise would have and didn't reach the level their potential could have gotten them to.
I'm betting that's the twist
>Prometheus
>Dumb and Dumber Too
Because it's trendy to be cynical and realistic.
There's no more room for idealism or imagination in the modern era.