>Chadzam confidently lifts the review embargo early, gets overwhelmingly positive reviews JUST as captain fungus fails
>After a complete embarrassment by fungus, Wonder Woman will return to show her how it is done
>Aquachad 2 in the works with a horror spinoff coming sooner
>Jogger trailer just released
DCEU IS SAVED
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
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Literally just dumb luck. This is flash in tbe pan. Not long term success
>Jogger trailer
Who. Fucking. Cares.
jellyfish dress
Moviegoers
I just watched Aquaman and couldn't tell if it was a movie made by the Chinese for Americans or a movie made by Americans for the Chinese. It was garbage even by capeshit standards. The fact that it made a billion gives me no hope for society
>when the mouse appears
Mera solo movie when?
>Just captain fungus fails
Incels in denial
Eat.The.Disc
this is you right now
The same ones spamming all marvel and star shit threads aka the twitter trannys and spics
I wanna watch Shazam NOW!!!
Ladderbro, just stop embarrasing yourself.
Imagine white knighting for Aquaman and not getting paid for it. Aquaman and its fans are the cinema equivalent to jingling keys in front of a cat.
Are Shazam and the Flash the same guy
>roastie analogies
jesus fuck
>iphone poster
>loves aquaman which promotes anti-white ideals
the npc is here!
shill thread. abandon ship
absolutely seething
imagine getting mad that people like a movie
Marvelfags seething
>What could be greater than a king? A Hero. A king fights for his nation. You fight for everybody!
you don't like the obama of superheroes?
Imagine if theaters gave refunds for shitty movies. Imagine if they had to pay you for the time wasted watching Aquaman.
no
Wonder skeleton
>"All bow before Queen Mera" - some fucking shitty website
What did they mean by this??
Not so fast
Its horny posting in quote form.
But they like all 3 of those because they pander to the same low IQ ideals the MCU does
Captain Fungus
now this i can jack to
aquamans only reason to exist as a movie is to separate chinks from their money. Jews btfo chinks again
>>Jogger trailer just released
Wait, really?
The last 3 months have been non stop DUDE AQUAMUTT BASED SHAZAM and LOL CAP FUNGUS LOL threads. Fuck off pablo.
Gal gadot needs to sit on my face
Someone post the picture of her and the close up of her feet it's the only chance I have to get my bro to refund his purchased tickets
Yeah and it isn't Yea Forums spamming either of those
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No not really but there was a fake one that everyone thought was real
It shows the jogger hype is real regardless
m.youtube.com
It was inevitable
Fuckin' A. Fuck Marvel. Fuck white people! Seriously though, Disney/Marvel can crash and burn.
Aquaman was garbage and you should feel bad for enjoying it. Stop consuming mediocre bullshit (from ANY company) and they will be forced to make better movies
Thats because, Aquaman is a legit fun capeshit with some awesome action sequences and a ton of really inspiring fx.
Things that we know Captain Facebitch movie lacks.
Plus Momoa has being nothing but a bro while Brie seems the kind of person that is mad just interacting with 99% of the pop.
Aquaman was great, kys you retarded faggot company war cuck.
I enjoy going to the movies with my gf and half the time she can't tell if a superhero movie is DC or marvel.
God I wish they would do a proper Man of Steel 2 next.
>company war cuck.
Wow it's like you people can't even read
Dubs destroyed by superior dubs
Oh i am checkin’
Even henry and ben are top class despite the bad press on the dc universe.
>dc movies start getting positive reviews right as I stop watching capeshit
>had to deal with marvel faggots for years
Nice dubs but you are wrong, Aquaman sucks shit and you belong on reddit
aguamang is your ideal reintroduction
We're not playing poker m8, dubs are dubs, it's all the same. Also nice dubs
and you as well, sir. swell doubles.
>Aquaman is a legit fun capeshit
Imagine having no taste like this. Hopefully /film/ will bring back the old posters and save it from these Yea Forums and Yea Forums parasites
This is now a dubs thread
>this thread has been blessed by Christian Bale, portrayer of Batman, a DC character
yeah I'm thinking I'm on the right side of history.
It would legit be hilarious if DC ups their game and becomes the top franchise and Marvel goes down the shitter
Yeah who knew the secret to doing DC was having a bit of fun!? Mainline DC is full of campy stuff like Superman or the Justice League. Making that bleak and depressing was never going to work. Even the Doom Patrol has a lot of levity
>implying /film/ will happen
ROASTIE DUBS
seems to be happening currently
Not only fun, but sincerity
Man of Steel was grimdark bullshit
Hopefully with the swing they're on we'll get a proper hopeful, optimistic Superman film
No shazam is a 10 years old kid that transform into a powerful wizard by saying is name. The flash is a lighning fast superhero that is mid 20 .
>opened again but this time has actually all the post, webm, image, thread, etc sizes added
:^)
>Jogger trailer just released
any interesting monologues?
Reality can be whatever I want, "Captain Marvel". But I need not used the Reality Stone when your inevitable failure arrives.
HOLY
MOTHER
OF
BASED
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING IT DCBROS!!!???
>gets one shotted by fungus
GTFO of here Transos
>dceu no longer involves snyder
>movies are now good, well liked, fun, and making huge bank
really makes you think
*slaps your box office with deductions*
Haha oops what was that about big bank?
I want to be lasso'd and profess my love for licking her pusy!!
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