Where does Yea Forums sit in the kinoplex?

>literally half the theater walks past you

T.

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I just stand next to the fire exit the whole time. Cant be too careful

Screen's at the bottom of the image.

that's the back retard

3/4 THE WAY UP, CENTER 4 SEATS OR SO

Middle back.
No fuckers infront of you at all minus about 20 meters away.
I have an OCD thing where I need to be exactly in the middle when watching shit or playing shit, I have to be directly in the middle.

That's really weird, user. Most people prioritize buying seats way off on the sides.

Same, let’s me lean to the side and get comfy without having people in my way.

Middle middle, usually the first stadium row If I can. The best theater around me has stadium and recliners, so every row is separated with a divided wall, it's awesome. You literally can't see anyone but the people in your row.

>I have to be directly in the middle
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS AUTISM

BUT IF THE THEATER IS HUGE YOU GET A LARGER SWEETSPOT IN THE CENTER AREA

4th row from the back middle reporting in with my feet up and arms around both adjacent seats

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I read that as shit in the kinoplex

BASED, CAPE FEAR STYLE

THIS IS WHEN STADIUM SEATING WORKS AGAINST YOU

LESS COVER FROM THE DESIGNATED SHOOTER

Back left. At the kinoplex, on a bus, in a classroom, always back left.

what am i looking at here

anyone ever been told to get up from one of those cripple-labeled chairs? if there are none, why would anyone give me a filthy look?

In America, some theaters serve Kraft cheese singles on sticks. Some people leave their unfinished sticks in the chairs for the wagies to deal with.

CHUCK
START THE PLANE CHUCK
CHUCK

I dunno what it is, it's just a stupid thing I have to give in to.
Like, my TV on my desk has to be perfectly in the middle of where the seat is, and my bed is perfectly centered behind the seat so when I watch shit in bed I'm right in the middle.

When I bought the last TV, I spent damn near 8 hours making sure it was 100% centered to where I'm gonna be sat at all times.

In our kinoplex the designated shooter usually starts from one of the rear exits and works his way down, so I'm often low and to the side, near the front exit. Only downside is that watching the actual movie is hard.

>his falcon isn't trained to enact a vertical lift when it hears the shooter come in
Poorfags, everyone.

>sitting in a large dark box with strangers
>sitting on a chair that thousands have sat and probably soiled on
>to watch a movie on a larger screen
>a movie you can't pause
>for 2hrs

I think people who go to the cinema might actually be retarded

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Middle are all the way up

Colorado shooting when the Dark Knight rises premiered.

Theaters should make the seats automatically move around during the movie.

either the ground level or back row right over the top of the stairs. sitting in any seat that doesn't give you leg room is fucking cuck tier.

objectively the best

But it's about the eeeeexperieeeencee

This

Best spot. Always sit here, no one realises that it's great. they all sit so far away.

someone who made someone with a gun very very upset.

But those seats are reserved for our autistic patrons --

oh.

the flag factory next door exploded

LEL

THERE ARE SOME SEATS THAT RUMBLE AND SHIT, DBOX

AFTER 10 MINS ITS FUCKIN ANNOYING

you should try 4D, you can smell height and chairs are everywhere at once

2nd to third row from the back and about 3-6 seats over from the right side.

It's autistic, I know, but with the theater I go to it's the best viewing for me personally.