>Isildur do it!
>Invest it!
No....
Isildur do it!
>SELL, YOU FOOLS
tfw too brainlet for these threads
What about Harry Potter, guys?
How much of James and Melina Potter's gold was taken from Harry by the Ministry of Magic?
Also, did the Gringots invest the money that they stored? Did Harry pay tax over his capital gains from all those years when the gold was stored, or did his parents somehow got to keep so much gold in Gringots without ever declaring their taxes? In that case, wasn't the whole Voldermort thing a massive tax fraud?
I was there that day...
The day the market failed...
R.eddit
>And why should your assets be unfit for my stockholders? Come, balance my sheets.
>see Harry, no one has been chosen by this wand before. This material, it's made of the same extra thick tax deductable girth that He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named declared back in 1983
Also, were all the fortunes that Harry spent with Hagrid to get his school stuff ready tax deductable? We never see any proof of the transactions.
I'm just frustrated that Harry gets to live off old money while Rooney is poor, and Hermione has to pay both the british IRS and the wizard IRS. In that case, do muggle property tax count as deductable goods?
One does not simply short shares when there's an expectancy of lower interest rates.
see, that's not funny, for instance.
>my pension
>leave Sauron's offshore accounts to me
Christopher Lee's last lines on film, what a way to go
Profits rise from the land of Israel, the time to market-closing grows near, and Gandalf the Goy rides to Isengard, seeking my financial council.
There comes a time in our careers where we ought to decide between what is right for your portfolio, and what is easy to declare when it comes to taxes over long term gains.
Tolkien is a hack and only dicklet virgins think otherwise
>I'LL DO IT
>I'll leverage the tariff reductions
Please meet my business associate Bilbo Baggins.
He's done us a great favor by shorting Lonely Mountain LLC stocks for over three years.
Then you cound on my fiscal year 556.d.c portfolio.
We've sent them to bankprucy and asset liquidations.
>Whatever comes through that auditing. You will stand your ground!
>this is my eleventy-first tax return. I haven't deducted half as much as I should like, and I have declare less than half of what you deserve.
>who would have thought an investment so small could yield so much capital gain.
Tax is a flat circle. Everything we have deducted or exempted we will do over and over and over again- until the next fiscal year.
Would you shut the fuck up, you try hard? The entire point of this meme was that GoT hack disrespecting Tolkien for being “unrealistic” and inquiring what Aragorn’s tax policy is like an asshole,
>A day may come, when all interest rates come crushing down! But it is not this day!
>This day, we TRADE
Unironically the best in a long time
HAH!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS!
All of these are fantastic (except for that one retard).
KeK
>We need a bailout!
>>But you've already had it
>Yes, but what about a SECOND bailout?
>Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your liability!