Shazam! Social media Embargo lifted, boys

And I absolutely cannot wait to go see it

Seems awfully familiar

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Based.

>it's really about family

2019 is amazing

a fun film for a fun audience.

They removed Snyder, seriously read this "Superman 1978" not the shitty new version of superman.

Shazam's going to make a billion

I don't like that this is being compared to the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.

Finally, something worth seeing.

More like BILLION Batson then

Best timeline

>jeff sneider
dropped

twitter.com/wayoutstuff/status/1103838483389521921

It sucks

INFANTILIZED

I wasn't expecting much from Asher Angel but they're saying he delivers in the dramatic scenes because then he's at the core of it

Pic is literally me.
I hope that will also be my wife and my son.
Having a family is important.

Should've kept reading

>it sucks
imagine if it didn't

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Top zuz

Well you're a fucking retard

>"Shazam showcases Zachary Levi's charm and charisma as an actor and has a heartfelt and inspiring message at its core. Despite the dark tone in parts, it ends up bringing about lots of laughs and fun for all. #shazam #shazammovie"
>dark tone in parts
Hmmm. So there's still some DCEU in them after all

Just like Aquaman, Shazam is being directed by an horror director and they like putting in bits and pieces of horror. Sandberg is actually James Wan's protege of sorts.

Jack Dylan Grazer continues slaying it

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>scott m likes it
twitter.com/TheOtherScottM/status/1103837952482967552
yup it's trash

But he didn't like Captain Marvel

Except Shazam is clearly supposed to be cheesey fun first and foremost. Also there is no between the lines "buts" and "howevers" that I've seen yet.

Exactly. There's no problem with darkness being in these movies so long as it's not all there is and it's done by actual competent directors.

I've seen a couple. One was about "the hero/villain dynamic"
The other was about "formulaic origin story, but brings so many new things to the table that it doesn't matter"

Why does the Justice League need anyone besides Shazam when he already has all of their powers and brains?

>DC finally btfo Marvel, both opening movies with characters named the same thing
To be fair this is every bit as much Marvel beating themselves, but good for DC.

he loved that too

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He really is, I imagine it was through James Wan that Sandberg actually got the job to do Shazam coming off of Annabelle

The dark stuff are the villains

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Reminder as well that Shazam only had a $90 million budget so even if it only does Ant-Man 2 numbers it's gonna make a huge profit.

This seeing a LOT of overlap between this and the critics who praised JUSTice League when it's social media embargo lifted

Because he has shit tadte

yikes
but sometimes a great movie can make retards and kinoisseurs alike enjoy it

Any mention of cameos?

NIGGER

>Because he has shit tadte
haha shill got fucked WB is doing this a full month before release, and the review embargo 2 weeks earlier. If it was a Justice League scenario they would keep it until the day of the release with just a few shills saying good things about it on social media. Also, they were never praising JL this much.

You share the same sensibilities as him, numale. Stay on Yea Forums where your kind are praised

twitter.com/arcticninjapaul/status/1103838250857160704?s=19

>Lives and breaths in the DCEU
DC FUCKING LIVES

Armond White was right again
the marvelization of DCEU is in full swing

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Sounds like that Superman cameo rumor is true. I wonder if the part about not seeing his face is true too.

>social media reactions
>some are already praising the score
DC does it again

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If you can't see the difference between these reactions and every other DC film not named Wonder Woman I don't know what to tell you. It's pretty much universal praise versus simply it's better than shit and fun.

>I wonder if the part about not seeing his face is true too.
I have a theory that this was just a way for people to not spoil that Cavill is in it, cropping his face

Fucking hate kids on screen, now imagine an adult acting like a kid who's got super powers. In 2019.
nop dawg.

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I also believe this since I learned the Rock and Henry have the same agent

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lol

Why did her eyes sink so low?

i don't get it

Pack up. It sucks.
twitter.com/DanielRPK/status/1103846713884897282?s=19

Haha! I can see how you'd think those would be eyes. I think they're actually wrinkles, though, to reflect her age. Her eyes have vanished in the second panel, presumably to further emphasize her grimacing expression.

Stop messing with me user

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>this guy likes it
twitter.com/DanielRPK/status/750491444285145088
CONFIRMED TRASH

twitter.com/BrandonDavisBD/status/1103847439881117696?s=19

WHERES MY CHADZAM BROS AT

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N WORD

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a feminist critic said people were "ghostbustered" (meaning the 2016 shitty flick) by Captain Marvel because it's terrible but uses feminism as a shield
user referenced that but specified Shazam would be like the 1984 Ghostbusters which is good
You're welcome

>Shazam would be like the 1984 Ghostbusters which is good

>explaining the meme
please don't ever do this again, you're lowering the fucking bar.

based and shazampilled

he's had the most success out of all the i.t. kids
not even finn the frog can catch up to him now

go watch Ferris Bueller or whatever, crybaby boomer

>tfw DC is gonna have the better reviewed Captain Marvel film in 2019.

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Times have changed kiddo. Anything above 400 mil is suicide squad. Disney is already in panic.

Genuinely surprised

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This makes me ridiculously happy. No matter how bad it got, I still don't want the dceu to die.

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>getting positive reactions

Armond White is going to shit on it.

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I like a lot more than frogboy

As he should. Based on how and what it's being praised for it's clearly reddit tier shit

I've always been a fan of both comic verses, I like seeing them both do well. This whole console wars tier shit is so incredibly fucking gay.

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i say shazam whenever i bust a nut. i dont know anything about superheroes or comic books. thank you for your time

I too have seen Family Guy.

You're aware that it's a movie about a kid becoming a superhero, right? That's all stuff that kids like. This is like complaining about a kid playing his NES in a movie from the 80s.

Is there a Patty Jenkins as Mary version?

>They removed Snyder
>Snyder only planned to do MoS, BVS, JL1, 2 and 3
>Both of his movies, did well financially.
>The one film they actually did fire him from bombed at b.o. despite being a JL movie

This is the Patty one.

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i dont watch family guy so they stole my jizz routine

frogboy is a bit off putting kinda like brie larson with his edgy attitude desu

>So desperate for a blunder reads the first thing that leans as negative

holy kek

Treasure this youth, soon you'll wake up and be as old as the rest of us.

>epicureanism
don't use words you don't understand

how long have you been doing this? you should read up on sex magick. /x/ knows a lot about it i think. perhaps your sexual energies have granted the film luck in the box office

He cute (in 2012)

oh no...

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The movie should have been set when the original comics came out in 1940. Billy would have then been born in the 1920’s instead of being a zoomer, that would be far more entertaining.

Ningen

What do you mean? I've never seen him go on SJW rants or anything like that

>>videogame sensibilities
what the fuck does that mean

why would they be upset when it panders to their kind just like wonder roastie and antiwhiteman did?

Anyone that’s been a fan since they were a kid would call him Captain Marvel unless they are like 7 or younger

Red Letter Media BTFO! Wonder how they'll sneak out of this seeing how the bullied the fuck out of him.

Jeff Sneeder

I love how you mcucks always go full /pol/ when things don't go your way.

What did they say?

He had to include the hashtag

why are they doing it on captain marvels release day?

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HER TURN

Reminder that all thr justice league pre screening reactions were positive.

>he stopped at the first twat
ohohohoho, how embarrasing for you

They called his movies shit and got their fanbase to go after him for a scummy Anabelle short film contest where they blamed him as if the director had any way to coordinate or control that shit.

The next video they said something like "Guess no one has heard about David F. Samberg ... i wonder why XD" it was really smug and pedantic.

What does "going full /pol/" mean? I'm not a Yea Forumsmblr tourist like you so this is the way it's always been on Yea Forums
explain

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>Romp
Stop using this word you fucking faggots

right here bro!

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Honestly that's great, I got burnt out on the MCU but I watch the DC ones because they are least try something new. Not only that Captain Marvel is going to lead the charge on thanos in end game. And that's really sad, probably will land the first blow. Im glad I dipped out a long time ago.

False, they were a mixed bag and were only allowed a week from the movie, the review embargo lifted the day before. I remember specifically making fun of this in the weeks before the movie because everyone knows that's a horrible sign

>Thats the only time the crown went wild at CM...

>nothing personal

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please tell me they removed the GoT reference in the final cut, eyes rolled so far back when i heard that in the trailer

Thought it looked good from the first trailer, dabbing on Captain Marvel is just a bonus

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>DC leaving out Batman
never going to happen

Yes. They replaced it with another fortnite dance

My last two digits are the Rotten Tomatoes score for Chadzam.

it's over

Hence the 2021 project with a new edgelord at the helm.

would unironically be based

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NOOOO user WHY
Matt Reeves isn't an edgelord

>edgelord
Just go watch some fucking lighthearted cartoons with your sippy already, fucking hell.

>Not only that Captain Marvel is going to lead the charge on thanos in end game

NO, SHE FUCKING ISN'T

That makes me wonder how well aquaman and wonder woman merchandise/toys have been selling

batman alone makes more than all the avengers(minus spiderman) combined

My dubs cancels this out

Look at the scene people saw earlier today. They literally described the entirety of it and Captain Marvel basically says "lets go get Thanos"

absolutely this

>not going out for a romp
What are you, gay?

Well you pleb fucking Yea Forumsmblrina?

That was so fucking shit, like literally throw somebody that had zero power over WB under their interwebs parasocial cuck network bus.
And i say that as someone that only liked one of his movies.
Stop embarrasing yourself, asswhipe and post more Chadzam.

it could be interesting but it wouldn't sell tickets so it wouldn't be made

>billy gets drafted into ww2

92% on RT
70 million OW
610 million total.

Bank on it.

Not really. These reactions are overwhelmingly positive. Go back and look at the JL stuff and you can see they're very careful with their wording

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Mike and Jay are dopeAF, fuck off incels.

>Review embargo being lifted March 23rd
Ginormous testicles WB has. Prediction for the tomatomerer? 75%

Can't wait to see the REAL CAPTAIN MARVEL, right bros?

{Is something like this okay, Mr. Platinumblatt? My $0.02 will be deposited within 12 hours, right? I just wish we didn't have to share those 4channel passes because I never knew how much I hated doing those captchas until this week}

OH NO NO NO NO!

not based
some might even say this is cringe

>the marvelization of DCEU is in full swing

Only zoomers think Marvel invented that trademark of fun.

Wasn't this nigga on the Thor movies? i always thought actors were mortaly forbidden from crossing over Marvel and DC.

Guess that means Batista can go over to DC and his husbando Jame Gunn.

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REPORTIN

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Looking at this I dont think it will go lower than 75% like you said

>i always thought actors were mortaly forbidden from crossing over Marvel and DC.
Digimon Houseman went from GOTG to Aquaman back to Captain Marvel then to Shazam. and now Idris Elba has also gone over to DC.

It's mostly actors whose characters have died

Post the dab.

Please god let us see henry. Might be too much to ask for.

>Just go watch some fucking lighthearted cartoons with your sippy already, fucking hell.

Go watch indie oscar bait films

Lol sure, your ''''friends''''' aren't a couple of MCU losers that live off their patreoncows.

Batista is gonna be Bane in SS3, just mark my words.

The only good DC film

He's going to be King Shark or Peacemaker

LET'S GO BOYS

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He's playing Peacemaker in Suicide Suqad

Didnt shack play shazam in the 90s?

>Peacemaker
Too bad they put the Blue Beetle movie on hold.

I'm not gonna fight your universe.
*raises fungus toes*
I'm gonna end it.

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This title is too much fun, so i hate it...

I'm not really in the console war, i enjoy postin' some memes from time to time, but i gonna tell you this: Theres absolutely no way people outside the US is gonna respond to a Captain Marvel movie.

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Kazam

>tfw the timeline is FUCKING SAVED
WE DID IT DCHADS
WE SAVED THE TIMELINE
WE SAVED KINO

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kys ladderbro

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Woah...he looks as cuck as i imagined him to be.

CM opens stronger, but has weaker legs. CM gets forgotten in about 6 months like Ant-man.
Shazam opens weaker, but has stronger legs. Shazam gets remembered as a good family movie.

In terms of numbers, we'll see
Suicide
Panic

Same case with TLJ vs Jumanji. TLJ barely breaks even, Jumanji makes loads of profit

this guy knows whats up

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is that ladderbro for real?

Extremely rude

This. Mine were Batman, X.men and the hulk. I used to watch the Lou Ferrigno tvseries with my father. I love it when society hates or is disgusted by the thing that does the saving. They have been made ok for the most part. Happy the Snyder era is over. Happy we got the RDJ era in Marvel. Don't care what they do next.

Let's be honest. He was ok for Batman, too grim for Supes, big combo superheroes was out of his League. Not entirely his fault, right. Move on.

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The comics war thing is a bunch of fans trying to LARP as old school comic grogs. Nowadays, the only people who give a shit about the differences between the two are shills. Unironic, literal shills. You see
>dccuck
>marvelfags
or variations of? Shilling. 110%

Man of Steel is kind of perfect on its own, yes a little gritty but Superman can be gritty sometimes. I still think I agree with you though, he would have been better off making a stand-alone Batman movie perhaps. BvS was a corny rushed idea with some cool parts

You're going to get shit on but you're right

>score made by the same guy who made Blade Runner's

uhh i don't remember BR 2049 score that much.. was it good?

It was kino

Keep your numale culture on your home board, scum

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No one cares about DC or Marvel, they're both varying degrees of awful. The company rivalry bullshit was most likely spawned by "fan letters" sent it by the authors of the comic.Shit, most fans didn't notice a difference until the late 70s, early 80s.

I still like the "mature tone" for Superman in MOS. It just "went too far in a few places."

third worlders are eating it up

Saw this movie because of this gif and thoroughly enjoyed it. I realized what bollycucks have that a lot of holly jew movies are lacking, soul. Like you know for a fact that they made the movie with lots of love poured into it

>Like you know for a fact that they made the movie with lots of love poured into it
That was the absolute best thing about LOTR; dripped out of every frame.

Its actually 3 good movies, out of 7.
Let us not forget Marvel's early missteps. Like the 2 Hulk movies. Or Daredevil. Or Elektra. Or Thor. Or Thor 2. Or The Punisher. Or that other Punisher. Or the Ghost Riders. Or Iron Man 2.

>Shazam and Alita BTFO Captain Marvel
I am so happy right now

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Superman should always be the goody-two shoes boy scout in that type of movie too.

Yeah. I cannot pinpoint how exactly but you can tell when a movie is made with a lot of passion. Even if the movie is a cheesy schlock fiesta

They’re refugees after co was taken.

>someone yelled "we miss you Stan" in the theater

jeeze

LOL! Can someone make a normal sized version of this?

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And every other MCU movie

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