OH NO NO NO NO NO

>85% of 50% = 42.5%
>"remaining 40%"
damn, sounds like more than 100% of white men are incels

>abelism
fuck off incel

damn, incels are fast!

Damnit I took the bait

Critics only matter.

Lol

>if you dislike Captain Marvel then you hate women
I know this is bait but common man.

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Maybe the scores will get better when more people see it? If not then oh well I guess there’s better captain marvel stuff on p0rn

Real critics score is at 63%, m8.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SEX ARE COMING AFTER ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>women are 100% of the population
>100% of women liked it (100% of 50% = 50%)
>18% of men liked it (18% of 50% = 9%)
82% of men are incels

there's no captain marvel porn because she's a nobody
maybe ms. marvel

>If you hate women you're an incel, plain and simple

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How is it called?

I only hate extreme feminists like the bitch in this movie, and I can have sex whenever I like, so fuck off back to plebbit, soiboi

NONONONONO THE INCELS WERENT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS. ROTTEN TOMATOES HAS TO TAKE ACTION.

>be incel
Now what mouse shills?

Any straight male who hates women is, most likely, an incel. That part is correct.

You can be a misogynist and still lay pipe
stop arguing with holes

>abelism
>abel
is this some kind of hidden message or just straight bait?

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>Captain Marvel is such a welcome and appealing addition to the Marvel universe that I wish she could be added, retroactively, to all of the extant "Avengers" movies.
Who the fuck writes these dumb reviews
Putting her in the past Avengers movies would end them in ten minutes

I don't hate women inherently, I hate how western culture has trained them to behave

beautiful job right there with dumb generalizations
all those women abused and beaten up by 'incels' thank you.

The ever suspicious RT 59%. :/

>extant
What is with brain dead morons and this word? Do they think using it makes them sound smart?

Reminder that Nick Fury didn't use his pager when
>A Chitauri army invaded Earth with the help of an Asgardian prince
>An AI went rogue and attempted to destroy Earth with a Sokovian landmass
>An interdimensional being of power attempted to claim the universe as his own
But when his coworker turned to dust and a helicopter crashed, THEN he used it.

That's not what incel means

Flixter.

>people don't like a twilight-tier-stoic mary sue

gee how could that happen

uhhhhhhh

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You can but they are few and far between.

It wasn't a generalization, I said "most likely". Battered women aren't usually the victim of hate, just control.

a meat sandwich? what?
i swear, you incels are fucking lunatics

ITS THE DAMN RUSSIAN VIRGINS AGAIN!!!

AND THE WALL STARTS CRUMBLIN DOWN

AND THE WALL

STARTS CRUMBLIN

CRUMBLIN

>I can't understand metaphors therefore you're insane

(You)

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here in my country I can assure to you it's is 'most likely' hate.

Two hours? It's two hours of Brie Larson being unable to act or have a butt?

What the fuck does incel mean?

But i love women #woke user.

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They're too busy removing all the negative reviews for being trolls.

Its code for "people who question or flat out refuse to consume our sub-par bullshit"

It's the new neckbeard, which replaced virgin, which replaced nerd/geek, which replaced loser.

Involuntarily celibate.

It's not "woke" to love women. It's normal and healthy.

>I said "most likely"
only after you got criticized

It used to mean "Involuntary Celibate"
Now it just means "man who disagrees with me"

No, I said most likely in the first post I made in this thread. Are you feeling okay?

It's supposed to mean involuntary celibate, i.e. guys who can't get laid. But discord trannies have turned it into a catch all for anybody who disagrees with them, even though they themselves are far more likely to be literal incels than the people they're arguing with.

Look what you're replying to, follow the thread at least if you're replying.

why do trannys and spics hate white women so much?

They use it as "loser virgin." It's literally an abbreviation of involuntarily celibate. So the next time you see a three hundred pound Tumblerina understand that your devotion to Vlafimir Putin is holding you back from all that thickness.

Yo no las odio user, ellas me mantienen.

I know exactly what I'm replying to. It's not my fault you / other user assumed I was the same poster.

But im half white fem user. Women arent allowed to like me. The tv and twitter say so.

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>85 percent of the population is white
>he doesn't know

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Jokes on them since all the people they are insulting with that word are voluntarily choosing not to have sword fights with Arby's sandwiches.

Spics love white women. Trannies just hate everyone.

I'm 3/4ths white and a man. Women love me. Work on yourself.

What is this guy's point?

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>If you hate women you're an incel, plain and simple
Literally not what incel means

Esto estísimo.

I'll miscigenate with a gringa, brb.

>That part is correct

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There's a big difference from volcels and incels. Volcels are based and redpilled. Incels are cringe and bluepilled.

Los Americano

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Just don’t argue with them. They’re so far lost in their delusions, they aren’t coming back

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING IT WAS HER TURN

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>hurr durr take it out of context
>Any straight male who hates women is, most likely, an incel. That part is correct.
Just admit you were a retard who assumed I was another user and move on.

>a meat sandwich is a metaphor

or maybe you're just retarded

WARES FURRY

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SOMEBODY STOP THE RUSSIAN NAZI INCELS! IT'S OUR TURN!!

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You were the 24th ip on here, and you were calling that post as correct.

Is this nigger math?

Please keep me posted when this appears on Desktop site.

I clarified it then said it was correct after the clarification. You continue to try and convince yourself and I that you simply have nigger-tier reading comprehension but we both know you're just arguing to save face at this point.

flixster.com/movie/captain-marvel/bfd2fd97-a33c-3aad-8684-772d88959b5a

>If you don't respect/take women seriously you're an incel

Tell that to the million generations of men before you who didn't respect them a single bit and fucked their way to having you. This era is going to be remembered as a clown-world

Nice damage control tumblrina

Jews aren’t white. Especially polish jews.

>85 percent of the population is white

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I GOT HOS ON ME CALL ME LIL TRACY MINAJ

>40% of the population

where is this number coming from?

>To protect a magic talisman from being used for evil, a teenage boy named Billy Batson is given the power to become an adult superhero, Captain Marvel, with a single magic word: "Shazam!"
What did they mean by this?

Many thanks mr user

>I've been completely BTFO so therefore you are tumblr

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Formerly clothed

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Your reality perception baffles me.
but now everything fits

just a soiboi

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fucking BIG yikes

WTF is spiritual DNA.

RLM loves all MCU films though? They shill every MCU film that comes out.

>this thread
fucking kek i love Yea Forums

>Yea Forums threads openly brigading to bring the number down
>Yea Forums threads using the birgaded audience score as some kind of proof of something
someone explain this autism to me

behold the usa education system manifest

Why does everyone get so worked up over rotten tomatoes reviews? Its such a poor system...

If im a reviewer and I say "yeah it was alright" Thats considered fresh. A movie could get 100% and be average as fuck. Yet we could have a fantastic world war 2 movie which triggers some jews could get 50%

If im an audience member and say its absolute shit I believe that they dont include most 1 star reviews in the final score.

Its time to stop basing your existence around some website

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Point me to the thread where people are congregating to bring the score down intentionally in large enough numbers to make any real difference. Or else fuck off tranny

The jews you speak of really don’t like it when said goyim say bad things about their propaganda. It might give other goyim certain “ideas” and hamper the propaganda and the money-making. That’s s big no no.

Go on flixater

the low score is evidence in itself, no movies get low scores without Yea Forums brigading them

noooooooooooooooo

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How hard can we crash it bros?

>they know how to do them and you know how to watch them.
This wierd phrasing sounds like it's from the propaganda net in Starship Troopers.
>NPR
Yeah.

I'm the exception and enjoy making them feel like shit.

With no survivors

Still can't believe Fury was a fucking Skrull this whole time.

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Do you really hate them? Or do you just enjoy exploiting their insecurities for your benefits? Dominating isn't the same as true hatred.

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That's called contempt. I'm not that guy but that's how I describe my current understanding of women. It's contemptuous, I get it but it's sad that they are that way. But this is our fault as men, we let them get to this point of thinking they are literally superheroes for existing and being big woman-babies about "muh representation and empowerment!!1"

So has anyone here actually watched the movie? It any good?

I fell asleep in the movie theatre :(

Is the mouse really expecting black panther numbers with manvers?

So it was russian bot maga incels

remember when they tried to spam pissbaby?

82 RT for a Marvel movie let alone a feminist movie means the movie was fucking terrible.
Put it in perspective: Black Panther was a solid 70 RT movie and it got 97.

>85 percent of the population is white
Where, in Scandinavia?

i haven't seen a superhero movie since 2012. all the shitposting i do for capeshit is based on what i've read here
i was the one that started the guardians of the galaxy is reddit stuff and i still haven't seen it to this date

Same here. I have contempt but I don't really hate them. And I agree it is men's fault. Too many "men" for too long have been putting them on pedestals and inflating their self-worth so a lot of women don't even bother to work on themselves aside from physical appearance. It's a really western-women problem. I found a relatively good girl who isn't so vain and values intelligence and subservience but she's also retarded economically.

Do you feel proud of yourself user?

Reminder. I was proven right.
Again.

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Haven't seen that Dark Knight one with Shadow Dancer in it. Everything I know about it is from memes.

You were wrong on the RT by a long shot.

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>payed

Please tell me English is like a fourth language for you

The entire concept of "empowerment" does this. It's contradictory to the (false) notion that women are naturally on the same footing as men. If that were true, they wouldn't have been relegated to a position of subservience and irrelevance for all of recorded history, it wouldn't be possible as they're 50% of the population. So then "empowerment" IS men making women into something they are not. Going out of their way to give them jobs, attention, false accolades, and severely watered down college degrees and little medals while they continue to do nothing of consequence whatsoever as they always have. Seriously, even today it's still just men doing notable things. The most famous women on the planet sucked a dick and started a fashion line.

>leftistmemebunchofwords.jpg

What's your point?

62% of the American population is now white. The border is not secure. Do you think this is a fucking game? Democrats plan on having a permanent majority.

It's been out in Australia for 3 days now.

>using "incel" unironically on Yea Forums
hi tranny

Anyone else not able to see the audience score?

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That you're a fucking retard if it isn't.

But it's been confirmed the people who spam disney, capeshit(both sides) and nuwars threads are twitter tourists (who are also 99% of the time mexican with anti-trump stuff tweeted some times too)
they can't be maga incels by your own rules

>he took the time to inspect element for this

>when you realize we are going to get another e;r video because of this

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It's not on the tomatoes site, they're holding up because of the rat but they are partnered with flixter:
flixster.com/movie/captain-marvel/bfd2fd97-a33c-3aad-8684-772d88959b5a
And flixter probably didn't received the memo.

>le 59%
Would actually make it le 41% i guess.

I'm guessing that's when he knew the Avengers had failed. He probably knew of thanos plan.

Reminder this is purely Disney marketing
>oy vey look those nasty incels you don’t want to be like them right buy our product goy
>look at them review bombing and ignore the fact that I am paying people to review bomb

The ones who pull the most pussy also think the least of women you clueless tranny.

can you quit playing the retard?

You were way off, retard

>whilst

it needs 112 fresh and not a single rotten one to scratch that minimum 88% you predicted, that would be a total of 360 reviews and not even 1 rotten from now on, so don't think that's possible.

Reminder that Captain Fungus didn't turn up when the Kree were fucking shit up on Earth (Agents of Shield) or fucking shit up on Xandar (GOTG1)
Wow, some """hero"""

>most famous women on the planet sucked a dick and started a fashion line.
the queen?

It's a good word but they use it incorrectly

Daily reminder that there is nothing wrong with strong female characters. There's a problem when "GURL POWAH" is used as a crutch to prop up a bad story and a bad character and a bad actor.

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SO true

Be friends with woman get no pussy. Treat a woman like shit get pussy

Fact.

I don't mind strong female characters as long as they're attractive and a good CHARACTER
I'd rather a badass character that happens to be a womyn than a womyn character that happens to be badass

Yeah it’s something they seem to forget that the bitter virgin is always a beta-orbiting whiteknight who feels like he deserves a woman for being a nice guy. Chad has always treated women like shit.

> if you hate women you're an incel
I can hate women and fuck them. It's called hate-fucking. You've probably had it, even. Are you really this dense?

Ironically one of the best female characters in film and arguably the biggest badass female in film is Ripley and her character was originally designed for a man to play her i.e. her gender was irrelevant. Of course they actually managed to bring her female characteristics into it in the sequel and it still worked.

When she rescues newt and is staring down the alien queen in her lair there's that agreement between two mothers, like some biological primal role that transcends species, that makes the understand each other.
>youtube.com/watch?v=zPkMd2nLRzQ
And then of course Ripley fucks her anyway cause she's fucking Ripley and she's amazing

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there's been like 4 threads where people were looking for help to nuke the imdb score

Can anyone register on that website and add a review? If so, Im doing it. Fuck women and fuck white people.

Extremely Jewish post. Those threads consist of people telling mouse shills to kill themselves.

Now kill yourself

you seem like a cool and normal individual

I'm gay, don't hate women but hate the fuck out of Carol and her constant wank.
What does that make me? (besides a faggot of course)

Biggest thing she ever did was be born

That's the way to do it: actually be such and such character. Make the asslicking a natural, folded-in thing. This is what everyone was saying about Gadot's Anorexic CGI Woman, she doesn't nag about slogans, she goes and does.

This

dumb

ASSKICKING. As God as my witness I meant ASSKICKING with another K.

I gave you a command

Women hate women the most. Are they all incels? I don't think it's right that you try to shame women into having more sex like that.

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faggot burn in hell

>even people who were pre-screened ie, who disney thought were absolute brand-loyal blogger types werent too jazzed for it

youtube.com/watch?v=SmKeC6uJPXU

reviews read like someone put a gun to their heads to write a good review and they still cant bring themselves to praise it outright

No thanks

pathetic incels. moviegoers will see this sad review bomb as yet another lashing out of white men

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Get those intels! Long live the dumb flesh.

NOOOOO ALT RIGHT INCEL TROLL IT WAS HER TURN!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>Sussex

wait a minute...
(pic related)

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Have sex

My girlfriend is sleeping right now, we work early and i'm not on US, it's 1 am here, but tomorrow when i fuck her i will tell her that someone on Yea Forums suggested that we have even more sex.

>If you hate women you're an incel
Jeez, I wonder why so many women like the bad boys who don't give a shit about them then? I guess the chads are incels too even though they get the pussy

Ronan also never mentioned a renegade kree weapon in GoTg 1. Placing Captain Marvel in 1995 was a mistake, but they did as an excuse to introduce Nick Fury’s backstory

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This is sad guys

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GURL POWAH Just made me laugh so much

for christ sake, have sex you pathetic incel

lol, I would put just like they fail at not killing themselves

The Grand Nagus is coming here?

If their average ratings almost the same, why fresh score so different.
This is most biased system I ever saw.

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Reminder if you tell an incel to get laid you’re agreeing with them that sex would solve all their problems and women are evil for keeping it from them

...

lmao great reasoning skills user

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person who no get the sex but really want the sex
women think it's an insult for some reason

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this is pretty funny, user
i can barely tell the difference from the real thing

>abel got his shit fucked by cain
>cain
>cane
holy shit

Shazam! is going to get trashed by these critics. No way it gets a bigger percentage than Marvel's answer to Wonder Woman.

they're trying to bus every girl to see CM like they bused school nigglets to see BP.

I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

oh wow adam would love this one

FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS, MAGGOT!

I am stunned at the state of critic reviews. Any major (((Critic))) is completely comped by major corps. All they do is shill for garbage films now.

oh shit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

MCU BETA SNOWFLAKE BETA INCEL BITCHES BTFO!

HOLY FUCK

Having a Captain Marvel movie this late into the MCU is a mistake

>no argument
Nice flail, incel

It's just another insult that has no real meaning

nigger faggot

It's paid you absolute buffoon.
You dumb ESL shitters are the blight of this website

Wan't the critic score above 90%?