Girl comming over, what movie should we watch if I want to bone

Girl comming over, what movie should we watch if I want to bone

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Secretary

Bone Tomahawk, girls love Westerns

Seabiscuit, works every time

2001: A Space Odyssey

Why are you asking people will never even held hands with a girl

das boot

sneed

traps count tho

LaLa Land or The Greatest Showman

Monty Python or some other comedy girls won't understand. She'll get bored and go for your dick rather than sit through the movie

Casablanca or that Ireland movie with John Wayne

vagina people can't watch anything longer than 30 minutes. She will be texting some negro by the 2nd act.

Big Trouble in Little China, but only if you look like Kurt Russell.

Requiem for a Dream

Irreversible

How to Murder Your Wife

Spiderman Director's cut

The fact you would waste the full experience of consuming a good kino just to seduce some dumb whore is abhorrent.

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unironically brokeback mountain. worked for me twice

What happened to that fly's wings?

I unironically wanna know some answers to this. I do pretty good with women but all i watch is political stuff and dont consume the tv jew so i mever know what to put on.

it hasn't gained enough xp to evolve yet

I’ve been told by girls I’ve watched it with that Casablanca is boring. Never wanted to slap anyone so much.

>but all i watch is political stuff and dont consume the tv jew
nice b8 m8

lol

The Beast (1975)

Empire of Dust

Also, if she tries anything while it’s playing, you must channel Lao and mock her subhuman characteristics.

Dr. Zhivago

master and commander: the far side of the world

just play some music and fuck her instead, women lack the mental capacity to appreciate cinema.

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Any Hallmark movie, it's enough to filter the pseuds while being simultaneously in that bracket of movies that you can just zone out on. She'll understand what you're onto the second you put the movie on, after that, it's just coasting and snuggling closer and closer until you're massaging each other while laughing at the inane parts of the film. The goal is to kiss her before the the couple in the film kiss. It's literally cheating to use Hallmark films as fuck-films, but hey, if this is your first time, it doesn't hurt to be sure.

Trainspotting

A scary movie, obviously. She gets scared and clings on to you breaking the ice for further physical contact. There's a reason why it's a cliche.

Incels.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or Open Season.