Captain Marvel 2019 720p HDCAM-1XBET

The only good thing this movie has offered me is making me remember It's a crack, I'm back yeah standing On the rooftops shouting out, Baby I'm ready to go

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>Be me
>Settle into OK quality camrip
>Stanislav's holding the camera straight, the watermark's not too noticeable
>5 minutes in, good film, I'm committed-
>-BLARING AIR RAID SIREN
>Ears bleed, eyes water
>See guys on a basketball court as I tear off my headphones to preserve what's left of my hearing
>WON LUV shout my headphones from the floor
Fuck you 1xbet

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Been there, it's worth it if the quality is good. Try downloading The mule cam rip and some fat fuck that's recording it is slurping his drink and eating Maltesers. That's painful

That was fast

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>no thanks, I won't watch it even for free

Add me to the list. I will never watch this film either. Life's too short to waste watching trash propaganda.

Good enough. No way in hell was I paying for this shitshow.

Isn't life too short to be an unlikable adult male virgin?

Larson's preparation for the stunt-heavy role included an intensive, four-hour daily gym routine with trainer Jason Walsh that eventually saw the 5-foot-7 actress dead-lifting 225 pounds, hip-thrusting 400 pounds and pushing Walsh's Jeep up a hill. There were days when the intensity of the training reduced her to tears and days when she got irritated by men at Walsh's West Hollywood gym who doubted her strength. "This guy watched me lift something really heavy, and he went, 'Wow, I can't even lift that!' As if he were the epitome of health," Larson says. "I said, 'Yeah, I guess you're going to have to rethink your gender norms.' "

It's the time that I was starting to be able to lift a lot more and I was learning how to punch and kick and do judo throws," she says. "It was also the time that I was learning how to sit at a conference table and slam my hands on the table and say, 'You need to listen to what I'm saying.' And learning to not feel guilty about taking up space like that."

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uh oh

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false

Cool I'll watch it tonight after I get shitfaced

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when are they going to open up audience reviws on RT? lol

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uh oh

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Im waiting on the yify rip familia

RT is holding off as long as possible, Flixster posted it though, 59% and falling, started at 64%, same review data as RT

flixster.com/

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HOLY SHIT

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thanks yify!

yup

Im not a virgin and im not watching it lmao. I don't watch capeshit in general though.

When I tell my kids about how shitty modern filmmaking is, and I show them a marathon of marvel movies, I might torrent this to prove a point

>HDCAM

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WE 'BOUT TO SHOW DESE BOYS HOW WE DO IT
>heart's crazy on you starts playing

this really happened

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>flashback to youth
>go-cart race
I TOLD YOU TO GO SLOW

YOU DON'T BELONG OUT HERE WITH BOYS

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You're more likely a virgin for watching this capeshit garbage than not watching it.

>boot camp
>rope climb
>evil white men yell at her
YOU'RE NOT STRONG ENOUGH

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I'm keeping this.

>evil white male pilot
YOU'LL NEVER FLY

YOU KNOW WHY IT'S CALLED A COCKPIT?

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its easier to film when there's no one in the theater

Imagine how desperate 1xbet are that they have to adbertise via bootleg movies
Why are they even a business

fpbp

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did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?

youtube.com/watch?v=7lhA4LnIkpk

is it legit that bad?

How do I download it famalam

>mouse rage intensifies

Shouldn't have fucked with Zack, kek.

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>YOU KNOW WHY IT'S CALLED A COCKPIT?

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seconded - how do I watch this dumpster fire?

>Captain Marvel 2019 720p HDCAM 900MB 1xbet x264-BONSAI
Arigato pirate-sama. Now i won't have to buy a ticket to Alita and sneak in

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>normie coworker friends invite to come watch movie
>make sure i go there exhausted, probably will workout beforehand.
>buy alita pass instead
>take a FAT nap during the whole run-time

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Someone oughtta stream it tomorrow. We could all watch it kek

FPBP

I'd much rather have some geek spoil the movie for me and tell me what the after credits scene is than watch this garbage

based

>GO HOME PILOT GURL
who wrote this tripe?

That’s a great idea

That rekt has been chek'd.

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The Avengers have the device that summons Captain Marvel, it shuts off then she appears suddenly behind them. Second one is the cat coughing up the tesseract like a furball.

...

>the cat coughing up the tesseract like a furball.
fucking how the thing melts steel

That's not an actual line, right?

thanks!

And everyone in the gym clapped.

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>free
these were 2 hours of my life i will never get back

Was a solid 6/10 movie.

>literally using an Airplane joke from 1980

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> 1xbet

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>Captain Marvel: Throughout the galaxy, men cause terror and strife. We need more women to step up as leaders, so we may find peace.
I stopped the video and deleted the file at this point.

human biology is sexist!!

>It was also the time that I was learning how to sit at a conference table and slam my hands on the table and say, 'You need to listen to what I'm saying.'
not after the box office numbers come in, sweetie

wtf

Checked and saved.

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quality even worth xdccing for?

You should be paid to watch this movie. Free isn't even enough

>we're getting that sequel after all
That user never gave up on us.

Yes. The most kino of gambling ads

What the fuck

top zozzle

>heart's crazy on you starts playing
FUCK
I love Heart
why did this have to happen?

You watch camrip?

Oh god, that Stan Lee cameo montage just before the Marvel title card. He deserved better than this.

Is it legal to bring a camera into a theater and filming it? How are these people allowed to make cam rips

>someone actually wrote this and thought it was okay

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I'll pay you.

Its not a cat

more like Craptain Marvel

It's fucking disgusting they did it for this movie. Should've been saved for Endgame.

oh, so a special snowflake alien lifeform who happens to take the form of a cat. it somehow makes it even worse

Wow I didn't know that Boseman knew heath ledger like that!

Oh great. It's stuck in my head again now. Thanks a lot, jerk.
youtube.com/watch?v=XpJvLd2H65U

topkek

Perhaps they'll do it then as well

fpbp

>international women's day
>wikipedia features brie larson

eat shit incels

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How much Endgame reshoots can we expect after this?

I'll seed just to fuck them out of money.

still doesn't make sense he puked the thing over nick's desk and it didn't burn through it

this

>all those 'did you know'
the age of man is over

No way

>Captain who?
>I'll take another for Alita please

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Ballin

based and disneypilled

I genuinely don't believe this. It would have been as ridiculous as the trench scene in Wonder woman when the bf says "stop it's no man's land" and you damn well expected her to say I am no man

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That’s actually not a bad rip

there are desolate russian cities where theres only the projectionist.

That's possibly the most shameless thing I've ever seen.
Cringe

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>that eventually saw the 5-foot-7 actress dead-lifting 225 pounds
I was going to make fun, but it turns out to be at least a small achievement for girls.

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it's just a coincidence

He doesn't know

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>Fury and the head of shield check the dead skrull's penis

0 percent chance of that.

>HDCAM

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IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE GOY

>kikepedia still asking me for donations
hahaha get fucked

youtube.com/watch?v=_fTAtszt-aQ
Grace said it was a skipable, mostly meh movie. If even she can't give it an ringing endorsement then why would I even waste time watching it when I could be watching something better?

please delete this cursed anti-get image you will destabilize the board.

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>flixster.com/
Lowest an MCU movie has had on RT for users is 80% with the Hulk, also its currently lower that 2/3 of the MCU movies on critic scores, tied with Ant Man #1

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It's ridiculous to even think it's a coincidence. It's Marvel's money doing its work. There are more deserving women to feature on INTERNATIONAL (that means the whole fucking earth) women's day than the actress for fucking captain marvel.

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#cumforthecaptain

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>cpt marvel fix her communicator with a gameboy and a payphone
>please insert more coins for long distance

nicc

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who will play Violet in the live action adaptation?

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Holy fuck according to RT its at 42%. If you click show all tickets and showtimes it shows the score.

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Brie Larson.

BASED SATAN

>he's not wrong
Holy shit this is bad. Have we ever seen damage control to this degree in a Marvel film?

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It's not all damage control. There's definitely anti-feminist reaction here. This medicore capeshit movie should have a medicore capeshit score, which is about 85%.

Just watched it. It's real

40 minutes in. Imagine GotG but without humour, edited like shit, and with Buzz Lightyear as a protagonist, directed by whoever made the Gilette commercial.

Also, Carol is insufferable. I had to double check if Joss Whedon didn't write this shit.

It's real.
>Vers has a bunch of memories of having been on Earth — of being a Top Gun fly-girl, partying with her Air Force cronies on karaoke night and listening to an obnoxious stud-pilot tell her, “You do know why they call it the cockpit?”
>variety.com/2019/film/reviews/captain-marvel-review-brie-larson-samuel-l-jackson-1203154542/

what does the N stand for?

BUAHAHAUAHAUAHAUAHAHAUAHHAHAUAHAHAUAAHAHAUUAHAHAUAJAJ

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It's transparent. Captain Marvel is different that the usual dustups about this same topic because there are other movies of the same make and model to compare it directly against.

Never saw So.ylo. won't see this either.

Nlost my eye to a cartoon cat how wacky is that? Please continue to take my character seriously Fury.

This, its GotG + Thor 1 + Winter Soldier with a shittier main character and worse action scenes. People say Marvel movies are all the same but this is the first that does absolutely nothing new or interesting.

Do as the dark lord decrees

I just watched for free with a girl while we made out ama

Is it on solarmovies or any streaming yet?

Just watched the cam. Holy shit that was boring. Any of the potentially good scenes (the ones without droning dialogue) were ruined for multiple reasons. It was just bad.

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have fun watching it incel

feelings on niggers?

They are notorious scammers who will use your account and commit bets on some shit to make you loose money after you win something before you are able to withdraw your money
Obviously such type of scammers pay a lot to advertisers

Don't forget
this was directed by a couple, not a woman
this is only the second film *directed* by the female half, but the fourth by the male half of the duo
their "feminist" movie was literally "made" by a woman being propped up by a more experienced man

Indifferent but prone to impatience

Being spammed to shit by the incel brigade again. Everyone expected it to happen.

Swear blind this is actually all an attempt by the producers/studios to get RT to remove the audience scores altogether -- they're the only ones who could really benefit from this as it would leave them in total control of a film's marketing/public perception again. Same kind of deal as with gamergate back in the day: started with the gaming publishers and their pet journos going after the independent/amateur reviewers on youtube and then used the SJW's to push the anti-gamergate side when things started going badly for them.

Be it SJWs back then or the incels now, nobody could really scream their weakness and fear our this loudly for real, right?

>eating poison
>rent free
wake up Neo

It's not just the audience though.
Look at the actual critics score:
>Top Critics only rated it positively 63%
>Neither Top nor all critics average score gets even as high as a 7 our of 10, just 6.25 for top and 6.89 for all

Nig Furry

>Capeshit
>CAM capeshit
Yikest of yikes

Won't even watch the stream of IX either when it drops. No desire to, and I was a huge SW fan. Not even for free.

>want to watch this for the sake of shitposting
>might watch AquaChad instead for the real good time
What do?

Aquachad is the clear winner here
I'll watch rips when they're up in decent quality, but only so I can join the banter train.
Honestly the backlashes to these films are now more entertaining than the films themselves.

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I keked

>'Yeah, I guess you're going to have to rethink your gender norms.' "

Can someone post hilarious webms from movie. Don't want to pirate this shit

Both. Be careful, you might actually like Captain brie

Based

Based and redpilled

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but what were the state of her feet then

fpbp, I'd rather just jerk off for 2 hrs than watch capt toe fungus

None. End Game’s in April, even if this film flops they’d have no options to reshoot.

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