Well, Incels?

Anyone who watches capeshit or blockbusters regularly (unless you're a critic) hates cinema, especially if you pay for it because that helps fund more garbage like it.

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If you watch capeshit you hate film, capeshit is literally killing creativity and the incentive to make new and more risky films, in favor of braindead safe movies that only exist to make money before being immediately forgotten.

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based

Truth right here

Totally explains why the Captain Marvel "trolls" like Alita and make a push for a sequel by telling everybody to watch the movie, while going in there for the nth time.
Its because they hate females and they hate cinema.
Yeah, sure, that is a solid and logical argument and it totally makes sense.

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FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

samefag.

>i dont like this thing
>WTF YOU TROLL STOP TROLLING
ah just like tv

Not based

lol

i see your clickbait and raise you hitler

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I can't imagine being such a faggot as you, seriously kys

Why aren't you worshiping your globalist space-Nazi goddess, Anons? :(

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based and redpilled

OY VEY
SHUT IT DOWN

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Well in truth I don't just hate captain marvel, I hate capeshit itself- a genre which certainly makes a mockery of cinema in terms of the unwarranted attention it gets.

how much do you think she makes per year

>All the background chicks are better looking than your lead actress
How embarrassing.

Jontron didn't say that

Why isn’t she smiling? Isn’t she happy?

>They all have the same jacket
How much we betting that they just rounded the girls up and handed them a jacket?

>Isn’t she happy?
I don't think so, mane. She seems miserable and on the defensive in all the interviews she appears in.

She won't be happy until all white men are dead

her toes hurt

is this real, it looks like utter shit

It's not.

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Me and my wife's boyfriend appreciate cinema, he bought me a ticket to this movie while he's out with my wife.

Have sex

Mass replies should be banned

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Why do you think sex is the most important thing to attain in the world?

no u

>actual criticism
>"ITS JUST TROLLING, NO WAY THIS FILM HAS FLAWS"

not sure if based or shill

Maybe that's why I'm shitposting on a film/ tv board.

Based and wallpilled

>Why do you think sex is the most important thing to attain in the world?
lmao C R I N G E. Only a khv/incel would say something this fucking stupid

incels are the one obsessed with sex

Post the fucking article Im not going to read it here

>if you don't like this movie you hate cinema itself
what next? I hate cars because I didn't drive to the kinoplex for this particular flick? I hate food because I didn't order any while watching the movie? I hate birds because without my patronage they can't afford the falcons? I hate personal hygiene because I didn't enjoy make use of the post-movie showers?

Who are these "journalists", and why should I give a shit about their opinion?

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Watching desperate movie studios shell out millions of dollars to pay "journalists" to write trash like this as damage control to save their garbage film that even diehard fans hate is honestly the best form of entertainment these days.

>implying they get paid
there's a reason they got #LearnToCode branded as harassment

Sounds in his alignment about rich blacks killing more than poor whites.

>It was the RUSSIANS!
>It was the ALT-RIGHT!
>It was the RACISTS!
>It was WHITE MEN!
>It was MISOGYNISTS!
>It was ANGRY NERDS!
>It was TRUMP SUPPORTERS!
>It was PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE CHANGE!
>It was /POL/!
>It was Yea Forums!
>It was Yea Forums!
>It was REDDIT!
>It was WEEABOOS!
>It was DC FANS!
>It was PREQUEL DEFENDERS!
>It was BOOMERS!
>It was MILLENNIALS!
>It was MILK DRINKERS!
>It was DISNEY HATERS!
>It was REY HATERS!
>It was ROSE HATERS!
>It was HOLDO HATERS!
>It was the HOLIDAY SEASON!
>It was INCELS!
>It was MANBABIES!
>It was GAMERGATE!
>It was MANCHILDREN!
>"People hated Empire back then, too!"
>"Dividing the fanbase was intentional!"
>"It did something DIFFERENT!!!"
>"I love how it subverted expectations!"
>"It made me rethink my views on life!"
>"It emphasized muh diversity/inclusiveness/feminist quota!"
>"It was an 'intellectual' film!"
>"It made some people uncomfortable. GOOD!"
>"It was expected to not make much money anyway!"
>"lulz it's just a movie turn your brain off!"
>"China doesn't matter anyway!"
>"B-but muh sexist MRA cut!"
>"It makes some old white men angry online, but they're always angry anyway."
>"BETTER THAN CITIZEN KANE!"
This is the most damage controlled Star Wars movie I've seen since any of the Prequels. The Disney shills are in desperation mode, and it's hilarious what lengths they'll go to. I haven't seen this much shilling since Hillary's failed campaign.
No amount of self-reassurance will EVER "fix" this movie. It was a complete abomination, and the defenders know that deep down in their hearts.
Disney's nu-Wars was made to pander to SJWs/baizuo and it is this very pandering that will ultimately destroy the franchise at some point in the near future. Deal with it.

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This.

>Why did they photoshop Natalie Portman's face on Brie Larson's head?
this is why

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>I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO SEE THUMBNAILS FOR VIDEOS I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH REEE
Hahaha

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Holy fuck what the hell. Why is her skin so greasy?

I would actually prefer no threads about capeshit or james cameron moobies