>havent been to the movie theater since 2009-2010
>genuinely want to see Shazam and Detective Pikachu
>have no friends anymore so would look weird as a 25 year old going to see those movies alone
>backpage no longer exists so cant hire an escort to go with me
What do I do bros?
Havent been to the movie theater since 2009-2010
Carson Adams
Luis Morris
>implying it's less weird to hire an escort just to see a movie than going alone
Jordan Walker
For Shazam, sure, but for Detective Pikachu, its a kids movie, so if people saw me with a woman they would assume I'm taking her to see it (because all women are children mentally)
Levi Collins
This. What the fuck op? Stop trolling and go alone you idiot.
Gabriel Jones
If you're in H town I'll go with you to Shazam
Caleb Sanders
Ever since I started to go alone I've seen much more movies and I've enjoyed the experience more. My friend were the talkative, phone-flipping types during movies so it was just irritating and embarrasing. Just try going alone one time and then it will become your standard. Go during a time during the day when barely anyone goes to see a movie anyway and you'll have an easier first attempt at solo viewing.
Oliver Lopez
its easy you join the big brother program now then in a few months after you've worked with your brother they'll let you take him to a movie
Brody Cox
Just go alone. People watch. It'll be fine.
Kayden Phillips
Screw it man, go see them alone if you have to. DP is gonna be awesome
Daniel Anderson
Stop being a faggot and go by yourself.
Drunk.
Ethan Howard
Stop watching movies for children man?! Be a goddam adult fuck hookers and get drunk
Adrian Turner
>>havent been to the movie theater since 2009-2010
Not a big loss,not even a small one
Landon Thomas
you have reddit-tier shit taste so you deserve to rot in loneliness
Justin Walker
Everyone will be watching (you)
Alexander Foster
Kino died in 2009, user.
Carter Hernandez
bring a couple of flasks and share it with everyone you sit next to. You'll be talked about for years
Jack Williams
>Be a goddam adult fuck hookers and get drunk
no one wants aids or crazy drugged out bitches in your apartment
Juan Cook
This has been already said but just go alone. The only obstacle here is that you think it's weird, even though most people won't even notice it
Andrew Wilson
No one will pay attention to you, user. People will be too busy with their lives to care about you.
Brainlet.
Kayden Smith
TFW last show of the night.
TFW you're the only one in the theater.
TFW Robert, against his better judgement, sneaks you a small popcorn because you consistently pay the singles tax whenever you go.
Going by yourself is truly the best way to experience a movie, bar none.
Blake Diaz
>no one
Speak for yourself, faggot