BAM MARGERA

become an alcoholic and go back to rehab for the third time

his net worth is around $50 million. I think he has the opportunity to do many things

Someone stop him before he says it!

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I'm afraid he's going to kill himself. Overdose or something stupid. Stevo really needs to reach out to this guy and save him.

Hearty chuckle

He's already fat

RIP Don Vito

> "hey dude remember me, your hero from back in the day? I'm hosting a sick party are you down"

What do you say?

Of course I would join

Why? His parties sound lame

Hopefully find Jesus

Here's a snake you fat prick

He's gonna give you what you need.

E A R T H R O C K E R

you mean god

He probably has a shit ton of money saved. All he would have to do is do some light skating and lose weight and he could probably get some endorsements again. He was just about the best there was.

This

youtu.be/_TUeRsGonls

Diabetes. Drug overdose. suicide.

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name his next child Dragonforce Spacelord

>he doesn't know

youtu.be/VlsTTpiRN9U
hopefully more music videos

Whoa tits on jewtube

anything for five bucks, I'd imagine

accidentally step on his newborn

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struggle with alcoholism for the rest of his life and die early
just like I will

is don ok?

when will you worthless stuck in the past boomers stop posting this fuck here

You don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker. Andrew Stranberg is an earth rocker.

Didn't he have Slayer play at one of his parties? I remember flipping through the channels and saw Slayer playing live and it was Bam's show.

No way that'd don now? Holy shit looks jail was good for him

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He ded

aaah, the sweet smell of summer breeze

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F

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Hey Bam its me, Raab himself, I do podcasts now where I just ramble on about the good old days and repeat the same shit constantly, but I'm sober now.

Do you remember the time I took a shit running at full speed? man that was so hilarious man but yeah seriously

tell me about how you were before you found jackass

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>He was just about the best there was.

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Wait what happened?!

Don Corleone died at 51 because of long term liver and kidney diseases

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Margera

God I just wish he'd skate more, like there's older pros than him still killing it. Now he's just a fat sack of shit. I mean jesus he's only 39 and he looks like he's in his 40's

>that Midwestern stare

tons of drugs, lifetime abuse of alcohol and shit food and pedophilia happened

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Hey but me and Bam used to get up to some ctazy times, hahahaha.

I remember this one time I took a shit running at full speed because we wer like watching George Carlin and I just got inspiration, I ate AEGHTEEN EXLAX bro

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>On August 18, 2006, Margera was arrested at the Colorado Mills Mall in Lakewood, Colorado, on suspicion of inappropriately touching two 12-year-old girls. He was released after posting bail of $50,000.[6]
Damn. /ourguy/

Do Dunn or Bam even have any children?

>$50,000
In a radio interview, some time after the trial, Bam said that $50k was all he got from Viva La Bam.

Bam recently had a son and got a DUI the day after he was born after being “sober” for months

its even funnier than that.

Apparently he was shitfaced at some signing event, was so intoxicated he pissed himself while groping them.

He was always a little handsy, but considering his severe depression and even worsening alcoholism after having to register as a sex offencer I reckon he didn't even realise their age.

They basically raped him

his podcast is impossible to listen to
>like like like like yeah like like DUDE like like like DUDE AWESOME like like DUDE like like
talks like a fucking 14 year old

He's turning into Phil lol

GET DRUNK

So glad you agree, I much prefer them all in the earlier days.

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>be a little cunt
>find old drunk males
>make them touch you
>have witnesses
>get free cash
>ruin another m*le life

probably eat

everybody eats

No innocent girl would go to a Don Vito signing if they had actually watched any of Viva la Bamba at all.

...

who said anything about innocent

t. Australian

He really is starting to look exactly like Phil

Bam was on Cum Town yesterday. Nick claims it was the best episode they've ever done, but it was just OK. you can tell they are having fun though so that's good.

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I hope he has a son that beats the shit out of him everyday.

what did they talk about

>starting to look like phil
nigga he been like that fo days

weren't they at a bar? who brings there daughters to a bar to meet a skaterboarder with a TV show?

Bam was pretty sexy

What's Dico up to these days?

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well yeah he was still throwing up and always shirtless wearing those scarfs

Bam wasn't there. He did those tours with Dunn and I forgot who else.
muricans are great people

I don' t know who this is but I want to bully him and make him cry.

Fantastic post

nothin really. mostly gay shit as usual. Bam was in good spirits. Bam is promoting a big house party and concert or something at his castle on April 1st.
you could tell that the cum boys had a really great time, it was pretty fresh

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i dare you to try faggot

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>Bam reaches for the magnum

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>bam having an autistic breakdown on instagram like a 14 year old girl
Is it time for him to be sent to the nut house?

why does he dress like some metrosexual hipster

C'mon Bam quit having your mid life crisis I gotta work in the mornin

put u little terks in the ppo box keee keeeeeeeeee wwwoooaoaooaaaaewahhhhhhhrrghh

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which breakdown are you talking about?

"I was always hanging in bars, talking to NOBODIES, UGH"

what a dick

So where the fuck is CKY HD Frantz has been working on?

The 'nobodies' in the bar are more human than you will ever be bam

>i listen to cumtown hehehehehe
>hehehehhehe tim & eric's stale schtick hehehehehhehheheheheheheh

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Stav is gonna die this year jesus fuck

He had more than one on instagram? christ

dude needs help

They were weird faggots even back then

in what way are T&E and Cumtown at all alike

What the fuck is the cum boys? Are they finally admitting to being irl gays?

They were what ever guy wanted to be back then

The random Italian comedy club owner was unironically a better guest than Bam.
>refuses to disrespect Elvis by saying "suck me, suck me very dick"

J U S T

TO BE CONTUVRE!

I was always jealous of his nickname. Raab Himself or just Himself is a great nickname.

Lol no they weren’t

he had one about the town, then about his mother, here and there he has one about Novak and now he calls his wife a dirty hoe because she left with all of his credit cards

>got a DUI the day after he was born after being “sober” for months
Rough way to start a life

they're pennsylvanian white trash

Confirmed for never listened to cumtown

He really fucked up his body with alcohol, to the point he was so dehydrated his muscles were losing function, I saw a news reel on him not too long ago, he was trying to get back into skating but it was slow going.

Fuck, I couldn't even get through the first five minutes. Probably the worst episode they've done.

Shut up Bam

err yeah, they were

Bam was always rich

youtube.com/watch?v=b8MYkLf1goY&t=96s

no

errr only if you were a faggot.

the club owner was who nick was talking about when he said it was the best episode
they ran into a guy who's basically a character they'd come up with
'the triple threat - italian, from new york, does elvis'

That house is like 40x bigger than mine so fuck you faggot, that's a rich house

Damn, this would be the real karma circle.

Bam Margera is actually starting to turn his shit around

not really

Morphine

more than you :^)

and bam was a child in the 90s when you actually had to go outside to have fun whereas you have the entire WWW in your hand. get fucked zoomer.

>bam starts listing off capitols of countries
>at least half of them are wrong
>cum boys are too stupid to know if they were

Keep it up nice post

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Has he built the skatepark yet?

>no you
wow you sure showed me

He's having a party April first and Novak has to take out a loan to buy a Mercedes or suffer the fate of the karma police

I had to hold my sides
Thx for this

UPDATE: Nicky left him after the Cumtown recordning. She took his card and credit cards. He's going to cancel the show if she doesn't show up there.

Hi I'm Bam Margera and today I'm going to rape my dad while my mom watches.

LMAO adam's joke about "dick so bad she had to sew the pussy shut" did the trick

Never understood the type of faggots that watched viva la bam and howerd stern

You mean the chaos emeralds

wew
he was raped in jail

He isn't going to find God unless he commits sudoku or prays REALLY hard
He can find Jesus if he waits around on his lawn long enough.

c'mon Bam get your dunk outta my trunk

until he accepts Christ as his Savior, he's going to be Viva la Damned

That or their in-depth conversation about how her pussy rings should be aligned

Just watch some 'Viva La Bam' for the first time.

Genuinely feel a bit upset.
Dude tried so hard to cash in on the Jacksass fame.

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