CAPTAIN MARVEL POST CREDIT SCENE LEAK

So this entrie movie is just a shitty add for Endgame?

I personally can only watch movies and trailers in the form of youtube reaction videos so that I feel like I'm part of something and that my emotions are shared.

OBSESSED

is that a fucking courtney love song as the end theme?
I guess the trash theme makes sense

Can someone remind me again why Scarlett Widow has blonde hair now?

Any hair color is fine on her. She's hot

We are known for our politeness you stupid mutt. Go clap somewhere else.

>WARES FURRY
I don't understand this autistic meme. She says the phrase fine. Her delivery is just shit.

To hide her identity so she could live in isolation with her real doll

To sell more toys

Pls be ironic

There is no cure for homosexuality yet.

Children don't buy toys anymore.

It's almost...

Who said anything about children?

Oh wow, she has no charisma in that last part

Actually, you are known for: snobbery, class bigotry, imperialism, crazy ideologies, world wars and genocide.

Just sayin'. : )

I don't care much for her either, but there's only so much charisma you can squeeze into two words asking about someone who's dead.

What’s it so blurry? Fucken hell Marvel learn to DOP.

>literally zero reaction from the audience

not true. i heard somebody say "ooh" under their breath

Who would you clap? There aren't any actors on stage or behind the screen, people who clap and cheer in movie theaters just look like retards.

Looks like 3D without the glasses.

What's the context? Do they really think that furry had some sort of contingency plan for when purple nigger wipes out half of the universe? Why would they give a shit about some shitty pager?

>Do yuros actually do this? That’s no fun, what’s the point in going to a theater if no one shoots?

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We're not niggers that hoot and holler at every little thing.

FUCK CAPESHIT AND FUCK ALL THESE FUCKING CAPTAIN MARVEL THREADS
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR GAY ASS FUCKING SUPERHEROES, WHY THE FUCK DO WE NEED 10 THREADS A DAY ON THE SAME SHITTY FILM AND THE SAME SHITTY ACTRESS?

so is Marvel just ripping off ideas from Chinese cartoons now?

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What the fuck are the supposed to do?
"THOSE ARE PEOPLE CHARACTERS I RECOGNIZE. CLAP.CLAP.CLAP"
There's nothing worth responding to in that scene. It's god awful

Are you lost? Reddit would be more your speed.

>no gasps or cheers when she arrives

I'm programmed to expect it now, this was unsettling.

Someone post the cat puking the cube

What a bum note to end the movie on.

So is it true the cat took Fury's eye?

Are Americans simply incapable of quietly enjoying something? Do you lot need to flap your gums at every little thing like a child?

this is maga country

>why do humans clap at things?

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So after finishing her own movie the mid-credits tease... her?

And everyone didn't CLAPPED!

Better question who enjoys something quietly and then thinks less of others for not doing the same and lets it get to them like it's indicative or relevant to anything?

>[CM] Where's Fury

>[BW] Who are you?

>[CM] I said where's Fury?!

>[CA] Ok lets just calm down for a sec-

*puts hand on CM's shoulder*

*CM looks at it, looks at CA with something that is supposed to be indignant but comes off as constipated*

*punches Cap through a wall, blasts Banner before he can transform, blocks a couple of strikes from BW before kicking her*

*CM looks at Rhodes*

>[R] Man, I'm too old for this crap

>"Are Americans simp-"
>has foreign subtitles

They just watched a whole movie with her. Her showing up isn't special

Yes, we are, but this is an early screen of a film with a very dedicated fan base. No reaction is very odd. How can I put this in Euro terms... Imagine it's 'futbol' if something finally happened.

it wasnt filmed in Clapistan retard

Since she is the strongest, why didn't Fury call her to just defeat Thanos before?

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Why didn't she go beat his ass anyway, why would she need a MAN to order her to do it?

Because he's on the Boost Mobile, and reception sucks.

its almoat like english isnt their native language

Brap

fucking savages

Why does N. Fury still carry around a pager in current year?

Why is no one clapping

>Captain Marvel will return in Avengers: Endgame
what did they mean by this?

That's been at the end of the movies all the way since Thor 2

It means incels got btfo

This, and at the end of 007 movies since whenever. There's enough wrong here that we don't need to harp on that of all things.

I can confirm this, I am Kevin Fiege

Be alt right go against the mainstream media. Obesses over all. Media spout shit memes everywhere creating free publicity for the media you are against. Wow you guys are fucking retards lmao.

Literally obsessed.

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>Avengers are named after her
>most powerful Avenger by a mile
>fucks off for 25 YEARS and comes back suddenly
>inserted into the cast as though she was always there
>"Because you have me!"

Mary Sue

>Avengers try to stop Thanos
>fail
>half of them nuked out of existence

What were you expecting to happen? If they just tried again as was they'd have just lost harder. They needed a game changer and she's it.

>its a nightmare

okay, I get, that losing friends and family must suck
and I definitely got at least three people I would not want to miss

but the rest? who actually cares for 3 billion dusted people?

inb4 we had this discussion already
captain beards reaction might be in line with his retarded rigtheous character, but it feels so incredibly one dimensional
I really hope at least one person will be arguing for the advantages, even just to be shut down by some dumb speech by the cpt. about love and family and stuff

She's gutted about Hawkeye's family and Fury getting nuked, you know, people she actually cares about.

but whats the difference to them just dying because of some other reason?

their whole shock and grief is dragged just because the reason were some magical stones and the audience kinda knows, that there is some way to reverse everything

but in universe it seems weird, that some human ninja and a supersoldier cant just accept comrades and family getting killed

It's called empathy. Google it since you apparently lack the ability to feel it yourself

>They needed a game changer and she's it.
She has no connection to any of the Avengers or Thanos. Superman may as well tear into this continuity and fuck Thanos up with how lazy this is

>work hard at the potato farm
>save up
>do paperwork
>get visa
>get low end pay job
>get shitty apartment
>see bad movie
>dont clap
>get deported

this but ironically. I also cant stand to not be on my phone for more than 30 minutes, so I occasionally have to get up and stand by the exit so I can check my facebook or insta

>She has no connection to any of the Avengers

Neither did Hulk or Ant Man when they joined the team

There was no team when Hulk was brought in and the way Ant-Man was introduced to the Avengers was also shit

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I don't get it

What does the N stand for?

Why does she look like she wouldn't let the hair and makeup people finish? Why is her delivery so shit? Why would they let her stand in anywhere near Scarlet? Scarlet makes her look like a trannie. Imagine being scarjo and putting all your time in only to be passed over for some vapid cunt.

She was underground after siding with Cap in Civil War.

isn't this a continuity error, isn't the cube in the ocean with captain america during this time?

Fury.

>Scarlet makes her look like a trannie
this. wtf the FUCK were they thinking

No, during the final battle in the first Cap movie, the Tesseract is dropped in the ocean before Cap crashed the plane and is picked up by Howard Stark after the war ended.

youtu.be/mqrpPaNm8yw

if the cats eats it how does shield get by the time for the avengers movie.

The cat pukes the Tesseract on Fury's desk in the second post-credits scene.

>but the rest? who actually cares for 3 billion dusted people?

grow up, kid. someone please post the ow the edge pic

"oh so THIS is how Fury go the tesseract! this movie WAS worth my $12.50 and 2 hours after all!"

>there's only so much charisma you can squeeze into two words asking about someone who's dead
So then they should have written the scene differently or have her saying something else.

N

I archived a copy.
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>in the lowest energy form possible
>WHERE'S FURY

what a fucking dud of an actress

So, what this movie really necessary for Endgame or what?
I'm starting to think Marvel movies went from good films (like the first Iron Man) to introducing the character (like Guardians of the Galaxy or Thor) and to giant fillers (like Captain Marvel) with a trailer for the Avengers in the end.

Shes supposed to be the solution to stop Thanos. Its hilarious watching Marvel crash and burn

god these movies are so fucking terrible lol.

Thor spent the entire previous movie getting a Thanos killing weapon. Why even bother if she can als just do it already?

well what is it?

Fuck Marvel

She's stopping Thanos with sexual harassment and rape allegations

There's unironically a scene where a guy tells her to smile more and she steals his bike.

Fucking pandering bullshit.

>That complete lack of a reaction from the audience

I left the theater after this scene.

Prove it.

me on the left and right

They do. You're just a zoomer.

Why doesn't he just create infinite fungus cream?

this desu where is the clapping?? where is the hollering?

>They didn't even do a cool time travel teasing scene for this dumpster fire of a movie
At least it looks like this scene will be right out of Endgame. So much for the "You need to see Captain Marvel to understand Endgame" shills.

All good things. Cheerio mutt.