The Chinese Fireball, Oooooooh...
The Chinese Fireball, Oooooooh
Lincoln Hall
David Stewart
Nolan Lee
>Ahhhhhhh the sneaking Jewtail
Jesus Christ Raimi
Kayden Carter
My brother says this to me all the time
Jackson White
>The Chinese Fireball
>The Hungarian Horntail
>The Israeli Bigsnout
Thought that was a little too on the nose
Jacob Miller
I felt the Somalian RapeLizard was out of character for rowling
Nicholas Peterson
The Chuck Fuck, Ooooooh
Logan Wilson
WHAT'S THAT BOY?
Christopher Morris
>the pakistani 11-toed
oooh
Noah Torres
>The Black African, ooooh. Be careful Harry, they are only 13% of dragon population, yet cause over half of all dragon related accidents
wtf Raimi
John Murphy
Deh!
Kayden Anderson
>The Mongolian Basketweaver
I clapped
Parker Morales
>The Austrian Gas-spitter, oooooooh
Jacob Lee
If only the cinematography in this franchise had been has sharp as the teeth of the chinese fireball ooooooh.... instead we were given the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.
Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Evan Richardson
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NatRVr_2poM
Jaxson Powell
The African-American pedophile, yee hee!
Grayson Anderson
>The American Goblin-Dragon, ooooooooooh
Adrian Clark
oh tut mir leid ist nur ein Pikachuuuuuuuu
Nathan Ortiz
>The British Acid-Thrower, ooooooooh
Logan Sullivan
>The Transgendered Dick-Splitter, ooooooooooooh
Owen Hernandez
Wtf are you my brother?
Ayden Gutierrez
> The Unpaid Janitor, ooooooohh
Joseph Baker
The Indian pervert, ooooooh
Hudson Lee
The Dehnese Dehdeh, dehhhhhhh...
Owen Brown
>The CIA Agent, oooooooh
Brody Cook
The prolapsed-anus OP oooooooh
Luke Hill
The English Firecrotch, Oooooooh...
Adrian Cruz
The Eternal Anglo, nooooo...
Sebastian Collins
SOON
Charles Reed
Solid opening. I missed you.
Adrian Diaz
what would be the dragon equivalent of a shitbull?
Benjamin Davis
The American Mr Worldwide oooooooooh