Why did a systems analyst move to a small Texas town?

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It won’t last if Califags keep coming. They’re colonizing you, just as my state did to New Hampshire (but not as bad)

enjoy the cali scum flood turning your state blue

All of these shitskins and white liberals that are moving to my state will love it then think, "Texas is great, but wouldn't it be greater if it was more liberal?"

Arlen was a Dallas suburb. Dallas had a lot of tech companies in the 90s. Its where Texas instruments is located and they make tons of chips not just calculators. Though now Austin is the big tech hub. But even Houston has a little tech enclave out near Cyprus.

>implying we're not indoctrinating them into smol gubs and low taxes and funs
they've been coming for more than ten years and they all seem to like it. i'm an optimist, i think we're going to change them.

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Moving from my state to Texas I meant to say.

>Missasipee fora gawds sake!

I'm white hispanic, will I be treated like a white man in Texas?

There’s like a million people in the area thats based on. My dad is a systems analyst where Mike Judge based Arlen on.

lmao texas is diverse as fuck already. it's probably one of the most ethnically and culturally diverse states in the union and has been for like forty or fifty years. there are fucking mexicans, blacks, vietmanese everywhere.

no they are a cancer

Yeah and two conservative presidents came out of California it's a real bastion of conservatism these days.

those are the best tech jobs, the ones in small towns. high paying, cheap cost of living.

Fun fact: The transplants moving into Texas are on average more conservative than natives of Texas.

For work AND necessity
It was an early season plot point that Kahn's family had to move to Arlen because they were kicked out of everywhere else because of snobbery.

Maybe until you open your mouth and say your name, Paco

You don't know what these people coming out of California specifically the coastal areas are like. Hunt it's not people from OC that are flying out.

Yes it was you moron. My dad worked from home on a 14.4k baud modem in '91 because of his bad eyesight(legally blind)

Being a systems analyst doesn't mean he's working for a tech company. It's a fairly common job position among middle to large businesses.

Zoomed who thinks no one used the internet before widespread affordable broadband.

>two conservative presidents came out of California
The last conservative to run for the office of the President of the United States of America was a man by the name of Barry Goldwater. I don't know to hwom you are referring.

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his company made titanium alloys for golf clubs and military contracts.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I like you user.

He’s actually laotian but go off sis

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It existed, but wasn't nearly as common.

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>that wasn't a thing when KotH started airing
King of the Kill first airs in 1997
Simpsons' episode "King-sized Homer" airs in 1995, where he does safety inspection from a home computer terminal when he gains a bunch of weight and wears a moo-moo.

Things that make you go "hmmmmmmm"

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Hank, Need I remind you and your wife of your fond memories of voting for Reagan and His Russian Star Wars defense plan?

>King of the Kill

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>tfw you can now measure historical societal changes in terms of the simpsons
I pray every night for the long sweet silence.

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can you pinpoint the absence of payphones in Simpsons Springfield mid-run? I'll give you a hint, it was season 8

He worked for Sneed, Inc.

Well they say Arlen is based on Garland but I don't really buy that, that's practically in Dallas and they always show it at least a couple hours drive away and Hank hates Dallas. I don't even think Arlen is Bryan/College Station sized. But yeah, depending on which small town you definitely might have a tech business that built the place up.

>All these shitskins
Fuck you faggot, Texas had non-whites for centuries before your leper Italian grandfather washed up like a rat in NYC and your cuck daddy moved to Dallas. Tejanos have been here since before the Anglo scum got here too.

youtube.com/watch?v=C4YEJcR0-EE

brown people didn’t make texas awesome and a great place to live. european immigrants did that. if we wanted drugs and gangs and catholicism we’d cross into mexico.

Don’t respond to bait, dumbasses

Hank was a Texans fan

Ridiculously based and redpilled post
Seething delusional Angl*s

>an all-Texas superbowl... His will be done.

>brown people didn’t make texas awesome and a great place to live
Are you sure about that? Your illegal forefathers liked it enough to move in in troves and steal it.

>named his dog after Lyndon Johnson's wife

based

To analyze systems, you fucking dumbass

>white hispanic

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Don't come we are full of whites

I met some cuckservatives from Cali you are right bunch of Bible thumping fucks you used to be able to be free of religion here I'm sick of Christians and the other slave religions

I had a co-worker like that. Fucker would specify he's a WHITE Hispanic every fucking time

my dad was an insurance adjuster in the mid 90s and worked from home
took pics of local cars, wrote estimates, uploaded them

Hint: most insurance adjusters work from home since they are often out in the field

Lady Bird is a national treasure, regardless of politics.

Lots of people in the Dallas area live in smaller towns to get bigger houses; and it’s only an hour commute max

imagine being that guy
>no fuck living in the city, I'd rather spend two hours more a day driving so I can love in some boring cul de sac where every house looks the same, I do it for my kids, who won't appreciate growing up in a suburb and most likely move to a major city after high school anyways. but I need that four bedroom so I have space for my mancave where I can hopefully forget the fact I have a family for a few hours

Mike Judge lived in Garland when he got the idea for the show, but he said the area was based more on Richardson. I practically live in both they’re so close.

He said Max. Its usually like 20-30 minutes

oh those newer housing developments? yes those ones suck, the ones from the 60s and 70s are great. change your commute from an hour to 30 mins, and you get no grid streets, no mcmansions, and a city nearby enough that your kids will probably stay in the area, unless they are total assholes who move to another state for a job. sucks for both the kids and parents if they dont have easy access to the grandparents.

He was trying to get as close as possible to Ted but Arlen was as close as he could afford.

Ted was from Arlen

Ted was in the same school district.

he's really CIA

>steal it.
they stole it because they were going to do something better with it. and they did.

There was literally nothing wrong with manifest destiny. Mexico would be a better place today if the US annexed all of it instead of deciding it was too much trouble.

I'm "white Hispanic" but I have the Ted Cruz problem. I am Hispanic, but I am blond haired blue eyes. I don't even care anymore, I just say I'm white now.

>only an hour commute
Americans really are born wagecucks

You do it for school districts. People live in Katy because their are no niggers. Lots of parents don't want their kid going to school with nigs, strange?

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I know this fucking feel all to well, but I still say I'm hispanic.

>neither side wants to claim me

warehouses are usually in the sticks

What's with non-californians talking shit about us online, then going around and licking our boots whenever we actually visit them? Seriously, I've been to plenty of shitty midwestern and southern states, you fuckers get a little alcohol in you and you just go on and on about how I'm the coolest Californian you ever met. You're all fucking stupid, you're just like us and you're crying sour grapes because you can't afford to be here.

>hurr durr why do people want cozy houses in safe areas rather than paying through the nose and teeth to live in a cuck shed in the city

Whoa Pablo! Don't eat the work at the bottom of your cactus liquor senior! You get that nasty Mexico liquor in you and you start telling your stories.

>being scared of black people
hating them is one thing, but that's just being a pussy

Stay salty, you know it's true. Your whole inferiority complex manifests as this ridiculous projected Californian identity that doesn't exist. You'd know if you ever visited, but you can't because you're too poor.

Stop voting all of your rights away and maybe people wouldn't call you all cucks.

>COMMIEFORNIA WON'T LET ME TAKE OUT MUH RANGE TOY
>COMMIFORNIA WON'T LET ME HAVE MY TACTICOOL ASSAULT RIFLE, MUH RIGHTS I'M BASICALLY A SLAVE

What exactly do you think you can do that we can't? Maybe you can walk through someone's rural ass backyard, but that's just because your area is ridiculously undeveloped.

>What exactly do you think you can do that we can't?

Not have as much money stolen from me by the government.

Fucking Beto the fake mexican practically won, I feel like we're a lost cause.

Those “natives” are the children of illegals and non-white population.

Kek again stay salty that you can't afford to live here. Did you know our roads are actually drivable? Potholes really get filled here, if they form at all.

DALLAS? SALLAD?
Crackheads and Debutantes

Demo-fucking-graphics is why.

Stay the fuck out of Arizona.

There's homeless people all over the place in CA it's not like you need money to live there. I just don't understand why you people seem to want so desperately for the government to strip you of everything.

Test

Cali roads are shit, like you.

>expect comfy koth thread
>POLITICS!!!!!!!!

It was a comfy politics thread overall.

I don't even think it was the Mexicans voting for him, every Beto bumper sticker was on some fagmobile. I saw quite a few with a rainbow background. I tell ya, its the fucking liberals killing the state.

Again, what are they stripping me of? You're a cuck that doesn't even know what he's saying.
That was already the plan. Nobody wants to go to Arizona, retard. It's a shitty empty desert filled with sunburnt retards
Confirmed for never driving here

The salt from you flyovers is hilarious.

>Californian retard calling anyone a cuck
wew

>Again, what are they stripping me of?

Your money.

Not it wouldn't Mexicans born here are practically second class citizens in their own land.

>work from home
>that wasn't a thing when KotH started airing
People used to work from home before the internet.

I'm pretty sure in most parts of Muttistan you're considered a white man, though when someone refers to themselves as a white Hispanic that sets off red flags, if you're white and you know it you'd just refer to yourself as white

>Relaxing around blacks.
Sorry but sending your daughter to nig school is a big mistake. Then again... Everyone I know, even girls, who went to nig schools seem to hate niggers.

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