RUN

RUN.

youtube.com/watch?v=hWfM4DjUJlE

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How the fuck is any male supposed to get a gf in an age where left gets dumped for right?

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>when a faggot gets dumped for a rat
Its literally going from a pile of shit to a bowl of shit. ive never seen someone look so ugly with good genes

gib milf gf

he's clearly had botox and other shit. would probably look 10x better if he left his face alone.

How crazy is she in bed

Crazy to the point where a 20 something up-and-coming nobody would bash her publicly despite it hurting his career significantly.

She is a sex addict. They rumor Davidson has a 7 inch dick, she wanted to get a taste of it

I bet you this is some sort of scheme she does with her ex husband where she lures in young men and humiliates them in the bedroom. The ex husband probably is the real master planner.

wouldn’t that be horrible haha

>7inches
>Big
Choose one

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>She is a sex addict
seems like her daughter is gonna take after her

You're right, I was wrong

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Why does his face look like an open festering wound?

reminder that women only derive pleasure from the first few centimetres within her vagina, thus rendering penis size unimportant unless you’re a microcock.

4 inches is average.

>This is what dicklets believe

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Oh no no no no no no

>bags under his eyes
>big dick


hmmm i've seen this before...

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moreso i was born with a cunt so i would know, but keep trying to mend your complexes and insecurities by bringing down random men concerning their penis online. sounds gay as fuck actually.

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that’s substantial

Tits or GTFO

Post your minge and I’ll believe you

Your lying helps nothing but your pathetic dicklet mentality

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

What happened to Kate? she looks pure plastic now

Is there a more staged relationship in hollywood right now?

>Born with a vagina

Sure you were, you mentally diseased tranny faggot! And my Dad Works at Nintendo and me Ma is an Astronaut.

okay bud. if your huge dick had any worth you’d have a girlfriend right now and not be shitposting/obsessing over other mens cocks.

>getting this mad
Keep at it, dicklet

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Its cause most guys with above average sizes seem to be ugly, just like extremely tall men.

open bob and vagene

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Are you really shocked she'd be crazy?

This, but more important are the clitoris and opening flaps of a girls vagina since they are connected to the clitoris. During vaginal penetration most of the pleasure will actually come from the off chance of the flaps/clitoris being stimulated, and then the initial opening of her vagina (about 3-4cm) since there are nerves there. Any further in than that and there are no nerve to stimulate.

>posting celebrity gossip

fuck of you hens

What type of women can I attract with my 4.7 inches?

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Does she have sex with her daughter?

fucking hell

frogwomen

7 inch no way!!! thatS HUGE

>implying french women aren't size queens

Mmk

above average dicks are a meme since it makes no difference to her if you’re 4 inches or 8 inches, size queens are just brainless retards who are addicted to sex and can’t settle down anyway.

dick obsessed women are terrifying

cope.

>see
Men who pretend to be women on the internet.

Based /ss/seur

I have nothing of value to contribute I just wanted to add to the reply pool, here's a (you)

i'm 6.5x6.5 in
lemme be your square peg in a round hole bb

This, but a huge 8 inch one can reach the back of the cunt and give a sense of fullness or shit to other the woman.

Only if she has a horse pussi

>10 girl inches
im 6.75x5 and i was guessed to be 8, then when i said no they said 10, then when i said no they said 9. girls cant measure

Plan B?

Big if true

what color skin does pete have? he looks like a waxy corpse thats been in the cooler for a few days

grey.

Jaundice yellow

you're a legit dicklet bro, serious

if you're not a huge penis frogman you can't attract anybody with your penis, just try tinder , and under no circumstance be yourself. LIE a lot and you'll eventually get laid

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can confirm. 5 inches here and when my girlfriend and i make love she cums from half putting my dick in and out quickly, or using my fingers.
she’s also told me that the reason a lot of girls say size a big deal is because they’re nymphomaniacs and use size as a way to justify taking a lot of dick and be a whore.

k

left looks like a narcissist. Right is average looking but funny. Beckingsale had her fun, now she wants someone less high maintenance so she can wash the faggot out of her mouth.

t. whore

7 inch girth is massive.

Don’t listen to this guy just bee yourself bro

but why does she just choose another way younger guy , did she watch too much porn?

You can't be serious, Pete Davidson is like Andy Samberg levels of unfunny.

HOW U DOIN BB CUM HERE OFTEN?

>a literal midget determining dick size from a giant
she wasn't confident in her answer thus she only measured by feel so to her a fucking 6 could seem like a 10

>pete davidson is average

he looks like he posts on Yea Forums

>t. seething pussylet

Please don't for love of jesus christ don't listen to this user, even if you have a decent personality you can always lie to appear in a better light

>You can't be serious, Pete Davidson is like Andy Samberg levels of unfunny.
Women are children. All it takes is doing the Jim Halpert face as a punchline to make them laugh.

She also has to keep her rep with the black fans, they'd never let her live being with a dicklet down

yes like he said he looks average , the most people on here are not below average lookswise

>he looks like he posts on Yea Forums
yeah, /pol/ specifically

>tfw lost my virginity at 26
>small dick
>she literally said: "is it in yet?"

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her boyfriends keep geting uglier, she's nuts

lol just bee yourself bro lmao

Rude!

That sounds like bait , if you have at least roundabout 5 inches of dickmeat that shouldn't happen or she was just fucking with you both literally and in a bullying way

you shoulve said no and then stab her cunt with a knive

don't reply to me you fucking gargoyle

micropenis is a meme

>but why does she just choose another way younger guy , did she watch too much porn?
I doubt she has a fetish for mother/son roleplay, she probably just likes the power dynamic of being the older and more famous person in the relationship.

are you a literal micropenis?

Looks aren't everything, dip bag. Girls like to laugh too.

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>be random googly eyed dork
>got to fuck prime Ariana
>now dating 10/10 milf Beckinsale
this guy is a fucking legend, good for you Pete

but he is not funny though and probably the worst SNL member of all time

yeah they do but why pete davidson then

what tf does everybody see in ariana grande, she's nothing special and why did she darken her skin btw she used to be white

>Davidson is jewish

Now everything makes sense

>mfw there was a girl on r*ddit that didn't find out her husbands peen was micro until after they were married
>tfw she decided to divorce him

Who was in the wrong?

commit sudoku polfag
i'm a jew and i'm a fucking loser

This guy looks mentally and phisically ill, he has negro face traits but it's whiter than white people and it looks awful, like a black albino
How the fuck are Kate and Ariana not ashamed of being seen next to him?

kate beckingsale gf when

Just move to New York or LA dude

Both i guess? Fucking stupid to marry a person you haven't yet slept with

having a micropenis is basically throwing a hotdog down a hallway innit

him for not killing her

she hot as fuck though