Just finished watching Captain Marvel midnight showing in Japan, AMA
did your wife's son enjoy it?
Is it true that Japanese people have small penises? How big is yours?
as big as an xbox joystick desu
How was the Japanese dub?
he said it was a 6/10
It was all in english, no dubs or japanese subs
Was the widescreen format pushed so that Asians could take advantage of their slanted eyes?
Do you actually see any modern fighter planes in action? Not made up futuristic shit.
Was it shit?
Is it true that there's no real main villain and that the primary conflict is her insecurities and disbelief that she's actually as super awesome as everyone says she is?
0 modern military fighters in action in the movie, only in flashback scenes
read above, i give it a 6/10
id say this is pretty accurate
all the reactions sound like the initial reactions to Justice League
then everyone realized it was shit
What's even the point then. Where are my fucking planes.
okay how was the cgi/action scenes
didnt watch justice league, but from what I heard the movie was shit. desu captain amrvel was decent, but compared to other marvel movies its a little forgettable. The main character didn't have too much personality compared to other characters like the other avengers.
pretty much everyone said justice league was decent and fun when they first watched it, even the snyder fans
>in a movie theater in Japan
Nice larp buddy.
Was it the best movie youve ever seen and deserving of an Oscar?
Pretty good! Action scenes were what you would expect from a standard modern marvel movie, including a lot of funny scenes mixed in with the action scenes. def wasnt a weak point.
>but compared to other marvel movies its a little forgettable
But every Marvel movie is forgettable
This one you forget as soon as you step out of the theater then
What happens to Jude Law's character?
now I know you're lying
im a contractor on a military base, we had a midnight showing. stay jealous tho :)
>Action scenes were what you would expect from a standard modern marvel movie
So total garbage mass produced in order to sell tickets to the lowest common denominators between mouthbreathing manchildren and mentally retarded children?
guys I geeksploded!!!!!!!!!
>Jude Law
he was a minor role, mostly a backup to Nick Fury, who imo was my favorite character in the movie.
Thoughts on the Japanese footgame?
It's a marvel movie, I don;t know why'd you'd expect anything new in this one
Oh many people where in the cinema
Did they appear to like it?
Again nice larp buddy.
Or nice shill.
Either way.
this is a troll
it must be
It's winter so all the schoolgirls are wearing stockings. ask again in 2 months.
>Nick Fury didn't even lose his eye because the cat is a dangerous alien, it was just a normal scratch
hahahaha
it was decently packed for a thursday night. first half was pretty quiet but the second half people started to get more into it. I've seen better though
>Can you control your emotions long enough to fight me?
What emotions?
>implying stockings isn't better
How soon into doing the dumbest, most boring thing you could think of in one of the most interesting countries in world did you realize that you were, by all metrics, a failure?
>I'm a contractor at a military base and we had a midnight showing
>It was decently packed for a thursday night
nice larp
>in one of the most interesting countries in world
Found the weeb.
kekkled
>not hiking or fishing
Wew
stay jealous fag, kek
is it good hiking in japan?
yeah, I've hiked Fuji. great experience. Also hiked a couple smaller mountains outside tokyo!
I don't know why anyone would unironically pay money to go watch it
it was 5$ and I'm not a poor faggot
I already did my accompanied extended at oki, but thanks
Did you have to stand for the pledge of allegiance before the movie aired?
nice digits
what are your three favorite small restaurants/food stops in tokyo, white piggu?
He doesn't know cause he's a fucking larper.
National anthem, it was glorious.
Ichiran/fuunji for ramen
coco's ichiban for curry
A yakinuku joint which i forget the name in shibuya...
and basically anything else I find off the street is good as fuck so im not too picky
Which base?
Why?
not going to say for anonymity
Nice larp man.
You should have at least said you were an english teacher. That always works on /pol/.
Why are you such a fag OP?
Maybe I missed something but are her powers gained from the teseract?
Anyone's clapping?
Why are whites like this? You'd expect better conduct from them. Fucking child.
Did you have to sleep outside, because they closed the train station after 11?
Oh fuck me, ethnic stupidity strikes again. I didn't read the whole thing
>18 year old ESL autist
I think this is some shill bot masquerading as an outcast girl who felt inspired or some shit.
She needs to scrub her fucking feet. There's scraps of dead skin all over them. I have cleaner feet than her and I live in a third world shithole. She has no excuse.
nopenope
BTW - the film doesn't open in Japan until March 15th, so midnight showing how?
Most actual porn without censor shows me that they have 12 to 16cm penises, girth varies.
She is literally autistic
Why are niggers illiterate?
This is good pasta material.
How were her feeties?
>shit's their pants until they're 10
>needs diapers until they're 5
this is the kind of person who likes captain marvel
i went to an onsen (bathhouse) in hiroshima. i was the smallest one there. although in my defense they were grandpa balls and cocks
Did you fuck any cute Japanese girls?
if i were in japan i would go to the yakitori karaage highball instead
And most porn with white guys shows that we have 25 cm, fat girth.
Rogue?